So can we all agree that Kojima was booted out for his autism?
>>341250612
>Kojima pulls an Inafune
>Kojimatards go full damage control
looking forward to it honestly
just wait to see 100% of this games cutscenes in trailers while excepting more out of the game
Dude his baby ran away how shit a dad is he
>>341250612
MUH BABBY! FLOATY PEOPLE!! MUH WHALE INUENDO!!
what a fucking hack, I just know all the kojima suck dickers will garble this low iq bullshit
>>341250612
A game with lots of cutscenes and no replayability is a shit game in my book.
Will be looking forward to the shitstorm though.
>>341251139
>>341250887
an ignorant savage such as yourself simply cannot grasp the true meaning of Kojima's Art.
Male pregnancy and beached Wales
I'm so in
>>341250887
Since when did Kojima ask for money then end up delaying his game, how many times now?
>mfw people will eat this pretentious drivel up
you're looking at GOTY 2016 right here
Let's settle this, bros
www.strawpoll.me/10482073
>>341250612
This whole trailer was just a symbolic Fuck you to Konami.
>baby is his creation mgs
>baby is snatched away from him
>reedus has 5 dog tags or something on his neck for 5 games
>floating sky people
>bare ass
>long haired character
Classic Kojima
What are people so mad about?
I want honest reasons.
LOL there was aload of dead whales washed up
>>341251687
it was pretentious garbage and not videogames
>>341251710
All of his dead game characters, or possibly a moby dick studios reference
BASED KOJIMA
>>341251786
He just hates whales bro thats why.
Finally Kojima will turn video games into Art.
It's happening. Now they will respect our medium.
>>341251748
Symbolic imagery =/= pretentiousness
And it was just a teaser, how come every other game teaser is allowed to show no gameplay but this isn't?
>>341251748
>thinking Kojima would show gameplay first
It's like you don't even know who he is. I'm fine with all the pretentious cinematic shit as long as the gameplay delivers
>>341251687
No one is mad about anything, it is shitposters and false flaggers flinging shit at each others and themselves to stear up drama because that's the only vidya related thing they enjoy these days.
>>341251748
That's not what games are anymore. Why even live.
>Hideo Kojima / Hitori Nojima
What did he mean by this
>>341251748
Do you have any other argument other than "durr it lukz pretenshuss...." ? Can you even explain what makes it pretentious?
>>341251748
>pretentious
There's that word again.
It's a trailer for a game we know nothing about and which also started development just a few months ago. Calling it pretentious with zero context of what the final game will be like is retarded.
>>341251897
Because it's Kojima. He just started his new studio a few months ago, did anyone expect anything resembling a game?
what the fuck is the hillbilly neckbeard from the walking dead doing in a MGS game?
>>341251868
>>341251786
>>341250612
You guys know they were just showing off the graphics, right? None of this has anything to do with the movie.
I'LL KEEP CUMMING
"Death Stranding"
What the fuck does that even mean? Stop letting him name shit.
>>341251392
>>341251139
>>341250612
These desu
>>341252117
couldn't get keifer to come back after shitting on him
norman however is starved for attention so he will take it
>>341252117
>he didnt watch the goat movie boondock saints
I want normies to leave
>>341250612
Don't ever strand with me or my wife's son again
>>341252376
boondock saints is a normie movie
you have spent too much time on /tv/
does reedus get cucked
>>341252354
This
What the fuck are with the facial expressions? He goes from a crying face to a neutral face in a split second
>>341252554
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>341252373
>>341252376
so uhh same actor for real or am I just seeing things
Without the limitations of Konami, it's time to watch him go full Lucas.
>>341251307
>When did Kojima ask for money
Ground Zeroes
>Then end up delaying his game
The Phantom Pain
>How many times
More then once TPP got delayeddidju rike dat comeback?
>>341251972
>>341252027
It's astounding how double-edged some people on this forum are. I'm legit fucking baffled.
Someone else delivers a trailer that's nothing but cryptic "what the hell : DD" bullshit, and people will call it pretenious hipster shit, and for a good reason. (because it doesn't deliver whatever it's trying to say on a plate, gamers don't give a fuck about your hidden spiritual messages)
KOJIMA, the MASTERMIND omg I love KOJIMA, delivers a trailer done with exactly the same style, and people defend it. Get your head out of your ass idiot fanboys lmao
There wasn't anything to be upset about.
Was it cryptic?
Yes, obviously, but that makes learning about the game more fun. Figuring out the KP mascot was Norman and that "I'll keep coming" was going to be the theme of the trailer was exciting.
And that was what we could do with just a still image.
Even if you don't care about the cryptic stuff, I feel like the trailer was well-done and at the very least presented the emotion and tone of the game well.
>>341251653
Don't forget the song title is "I'll Keep Coming" as in "Fuck you, Konami. You can't stop me."
>>341251205
Like Batman vs Superman, this pure kino is just too complicated for the minds of plebs
PLEBS BTFO
>>341252717
He already did. It was called MGS4 and TPP.
>"I would be that lightning in that rain.."
You see, it's poetry, because Raiden means Lightning..every rhyme goes with the next one.
>>341252702
HES NOT DARYL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341251748
>make something that isnt grossly direct and boisterous in presentation
>ITS FUCKING PRETENTIOUS
Did you just learn what pretention meant or something? Are you actually 15?
>>341252702
ye its norman reedus he's been bumming around with kojima for a while
>>341251392
*I casually nod and drop you a wink as I tip my 'dora*
>Same actor
>Baby is a central plot element yet again
So is this Kojima's way of telling Konami that he's still going to do his silent hills / PT idea, just under a different name and IP
Idk about you faggots, but I don't really want to see Norman Reedus peen
>>341252832
This is not Kino, this is pure Ludus for ludens such as myself
>>341251205
HIGH
IQ
OCELOTTE
>>341253032
but one mirrion twd fan girls do. and probably kojima too
>>341252728
STILL HAVENT SAID ANY ARGUMENT YOU FUCKING NEGATIVE LOSER
You probably haven't even played P.T. you dumb fucking shitspouting idiot
>>341251748
Even this is too fucking buzzword-y for /v/ what the fuck anon
>pregnant whales everywhere
>baby with umbilical attached to male body
>skin covered in hand prints
>wasteland
>five entities looking and screaming at you
P O E T R Y
>>341252728
>because it doesn't deliver whatever it's trying to say on a plate, gamers don't give a fuck about your hidden spiritual messages
That's why MGS is so popular, right? Because surely not for its gameplay.
>>341252728
>I know for a fact these two randomly picked anonymous posters have called other non-kojima trailers pretentious hipster shit, I have no proof but fuck you I'm right you're wrong
![[HorribleSubs] Watamote - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.16_[2013.09.15_13.48.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JqzhG4X.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Watamote - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.16_[2013.09.15_13.48.26].jpg")
>/v/irgins still mad because of MGSV
>a game that Kojima never wanted to make
>a game that was crippled by Konami
>a game that was part of a series of games of which the story was wrapped up already
>a game that had the best gameplay in the series but a lacking story because of the reasons named above
I swear to god you people are fucking retarded
>make a trailer with a lot of symbolism
>but lets not give it any context whatsoever lol
Symbolism without context is just meaningless.
hype as fuck tbqh
>>341253367
>gameplay=/=control
you don't have a clue about "gameplay", kouhai
>>341253474
like the flaming whale in MGSV?
>>341253285
Not him, but i want your insight on the imaginary that has been shown. What did you get out of the trailer? Since you think that there's a deeper meaning behind symbolism shown you must at least have some kind of idea of what these things mean.
And no, don't tell me that you need at least some kind of context for this, Kojima made an intentional decision to put these things in, so there must be some kind of explanation, because otherwise it would be pretentious.
>>341251392
>any game that tries to do something different is pretentious
>>341253474
it's a teaser nigga, it's probably just to show off the tone of the game and the approach it's taking.
So kojima is giving us Berserk+NeoGenesis Evangelion
BASED
>>341253474
>trailer
it's a teaser you retard, teasers aren't supposed to tell you about the story, it's supposed to tease
>>341253728
teasing is what they did to me in high school
fuck kojima
>>341253572
HOW DARE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THINGS!
FUCK YOU FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF!
>>341253728
it's teaser TRAILER dumb faggot
>>341253627
I still don't know what that was to this day.
kojima is a pretentious hack
>>341250612
I thought he was booted because he was taking to long and using too much money.
>>341253776
Kojima is a bully confirmed
>>341252728
>People are interested in games made by directors they know they like.
Woah.
Damn...
How can it be?
>>341253856
Ebin
Reminder that Kojima is a talentless hack.
>>341252354
I wondered who came up with Revengence.
>>341253827
Keyword being "teaser."
I understand if this is too much to understand. Take a break and come back to it later.
>>341253667
Mysticism is part of horror, why do you want everything explained you autist? Game isn't even out, don't be entitled.
Only one who is pretentious is people calling it pretentious, while you have no idea what it takes to write a story, never probalby wrote one, or made a game for starts, talking like you know your shit. Just stop arguing and demanding and make up your own story here. Like we need a fucking hivemind, jesus fucking christ, think for yourself.
Continuing my tinfoil hat theories here because the other thread is pure shitposting
it's going to be a generic action game but heavily story driven
aka movie game that nobody would give a fuck about if Norman Reedus or Kojima were not attached to it
>>341253313
Oh so mgs IS popular for it's hidden spiritual messages then? Gotcha
>>341253968
>People complaining about ass and titties.
He's right.
They should be ashamed.
>>341253828
please pleb
that is the MOBY DICK, the most desired thing by Ahab
The protagonist want so bad to be BIG BOSS so BAD
Engravings on the dog tag:
>r(sub s) = 2GM/(c^2)
>We can determine the radius of a black hole however, using an equation called the Schwarzschild radius. For a black hole of mass m, the Schwarzschild radius RS is given by RS = 2Gm/c2, where G is the universal gravitational constant and c is the speed of light
>>341253968
>quiet gets posted
>immense backlash by SJW culture
>Konami's dick shrivels, wants Kojima to remove most of the games controversial stuff or tone it down
>game is bland as fuck
>KOJIMA YOU HACK
just point fingers at one guy, and not the other hunderds of parties involved.
But what would you expect from a Twitter Screencap poster...
So Kojima has in his games so far has attacked and criticized:
Being an unthinking government dog
Patriotism
The Military-Industrial complex, a more prevalent reliance on military interventionism, and military wartime and security outsourcing (PMCs)
Military projection to secure resources
Silly international rivalries and pointless political headbutting that serve to undermine human growth rather than encourage it
Media suppression and control
Needless futurism
Humans gradually letting computers doing our thinking for us
Wanton consumerism, corporatism and commercialism
Post-humanism
Is this game going to be the amalgmamated apotheosis of those indivudual concepts? Note how desolate the landscape is. Note the dead animals. Note the oil motifs. Note how he holds the baby as if humanity has lost the ability to cherish children. Note the baby's umbilical cord is not natural but synthetic.
Did we destroy ourselves and he's the last human? Perhaps those 5 floating humanoids represent a singularity event?
>>341253474
Wait what if, the game is actually a quasi-psychological nude norman reedus walking simulator where you collect disappearing babies?
>>341253367
>best gameplay in the series
Single fucking strut in MGS2 is better than entirety of MGSV
>>341254195
>missing the most important picture of all
come on guys
>>341252728
>forum
fuck off
Letters on the skin underneath the dog tags?
>>341254334
2GM = MGS BACKWARDS
This will be the GOTYAY
>>341254253
I don't know where you got any spiritual vibes from this trailer, but whatever. And yes, MGS is loved for its plot and aesthetics, not gameplay, which is at times mediocre and doesn't stand the test of time.
>>341254458
close up on possible letters
>>341254381
The game will be bad to reflect an artistic statement
>>341250612
Is this game going to have the skelly-mask man?
or are they different?
lmao what a shit game
literally just rushed out so his silent hill assets wouldnt go to waste
>>341254458
>>341254571
that's hair
>>341254195
I wanna know about the physics on that photo, I see the symbol for the Schrodinger equation, cant think of what 2GM/a^2 might represent, looks like it equals a Tau which is often used for torque
>>341251887
Ugh man..don't put such a curse on this game.
Hopefully it comes nowhere near the level of trash...err..i mean KiNo as BvS.
>>341254698
>one of the game zones is a desolate town
>"Hmm where have I seen this street before."
>>341250612
Reminder that Kojima's son hates his guts and he's basically estranged from his family.
NO PROJECTING HERE
>>341254237
>generic action game
dont know about you but this nip probably thinks of some gimmick for you to fuck around
Anyone noticed Yoji Shinkawa is involved? Was this known beforehand? I expect some nice artwork and design in this game.
>>341254815
what?
>People bitching about the symbolism
Kojima rarely creates symbolism unique to himself.
He loves allusions to other mediums.
Google "Luden" and "[object] symbolism" for everything else.
There. You now have a rough idea of the themes at play.
>>341253705
>>341253728
No shit its a trailer, but arguing about the meaning of the shit in the trailer or wether its pretentious or not is a pointless waste of time, because without further context you can just connect the dots however the fuck you like.
This trailer only exists so people can look forward to a new Kojimbo game and so that people can, in retrospect, argue about the symbolism.
>>341254815
Is it Kojima's son, or his wife's son?
>>341254698
>his
>>341254543
Alright nice. So what was the plot of the Death Stranding trailer then?
Are you seeing yet why people are calling it 'pretenious'?
>>341251748
>pretentious
Now there you go again!
>>341254195
>Kojima saw the Cube movie and some documentaries on tv
Wow great gaem , so dep
I thought the whole appeal of Kojima's work was that it was pretentious but the fun kind of balls-to-the-wall nuts pretentious instead of bored pretentious.
there weren't people who genuinely cared about the plot of Metal Gear, right?
>>341254898
>You now have a rough idea of the themes at play
you mean memes?
>>341254195
why would you bother trying to connect this to iwo jima
the stupidity that grips people any time there's seemingly something to figure out is just amazing
>>341253856
Oh hey Razorfist
>>341254914
there were a lot of hints in the last teaser trailer Kojima made.
We basically already figured the plot of MGSV out without knowing by coming up with tinfoil hat theories about the teaser
>>341255028
GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/11
>>341254195
it has nothing to do with iwo jima or the pose with your trash amerifat photograph, you're fucking retarded
>>341254898
That Blake quote is not a coincidence as well, notice how the Emil Cioran quote from The Phantom Pain trailer contained the gist of the plot in it.
>>341254138
There are like 7 fucking different things happening at once: if Joakim just wanted to create a mysterious atmosphere he could have chosen 1 or 2, not fucking
1) Baby with a cord
2) Baby becoming oil
3) Palms on sand
3) Ludens
4) 5 flying men
5) A beach full of dead fish
6) Norman Reedus being naked with a scar
There's clear symbolism behind it with a clear reason. This is not even made in "the game engine", this was just made for a presentation. Kojima may not be a "ruse cruise king ayy lmao", but he has a clear intention of showing off.
Here's my thought though: half of this shit won't be in the game. Without context there's no meaning and without meaning or even any impact there's no mystery, only surrealism. Kojima is not a surrealist, nor do I think this game is, therefore I think he just put random shit in just to make it more appealing to retards like you that gobble everything he spews up, even shit like this >>341253968
>>341255093
>>341255048
I said that it is a tinfoil hat theory
The games called stranding. Fucking niggers google it.
Stranding is when whale or other sea creature ends up on to peach. And strand is the coiled material in cable.
>>341254885
Reedus represents Kojima. The baby is Kojima's son. He tried to appease his son with one of the Metal Gear games to which his son was indifferent. So the child disappears and Reedus is sad.
He's left alone in a world of his making, by running off on a whistle stop tour of the world with Joosten, Kojima (Reedus) has lost everything precious to him. The 5 Metal Gear games (The 5 figures in the sky) float and gloat at his despair.
>>341255060
>doesn't know meaning of words and can't apply memes properly
I forget its summer
theres threads are made of full autism anyway, best not go into them if you have some intelligence in that noggin
>>341254415
MGS2 is my favorite in the series but by no means it has better gameplay than V. Stop saying stupid shit.
>>341255224
it's not a theory, a theory is supported by evidence.
it's retard fuckery.
>iwo jima is the only black volcanic beach in the world!!
except, you know, the majority of all beaches!
>>341255065
We had some context though.
We knew that they were making a new metal gear and we knew what metal gear was about.
We could take the symbolism and put it in the context of the metal gear universe, which gives us atleast some sort of base for arguing about the symbolism.
>produced by mikahel rosenblat
no thanks keep your jew shit
>>341255104
>Auguries of Innocence
>To see a world in a grain of sand
>And a heaven in a wild flower,
>Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
>And eternity in an hour.
>...
It literally has no sense, the author said it
and probably this is what Kojima wants
I wouldn't be so quick to buy into trailer hype after what happened with GZ and TPP
>>341255015
>I thought the whole appeal of Kojima's work was that it was pretentious but the fun kind of balls-to-the-wall nuts pretentious instead of bored pretentious.
Pretty much yeah, Kojima is pretty pretentious, but he also likes fun and knows how to poke fun at himself. It's very endearing.
Death Stranding is already confirmed to be a third person shooter. It's not going to be as serious as the trailer made it out to be most likely.
>>341254815
what the fuck does this have anything to do with his new game you daft cunts
Letters with dripping spell - Magnetite Ninjas
>>341255290
V is a shitty sandbox I've already played when Far Cry 2 released.
>>341254898
fun fact: in germany Luden are Pimps
maybe his next game is about pimpin hoes n shiet
Any news on Junji Ito involvement?
>>341255246
dip
but what about the male whales with umbilical cables?
I wonder why Del Toro wasn't involved with it.
>>341254957
You don't need a fucking plot in a teaser.
You and people like you are exactly what's wrong with consumers these days. You think you're entitled to everything, that you should know everything and that game devs and movie producers should cater to your exact likes and dislikes. Fuck off.
Take what you're given and enjoy it or don't. Don't sit here and cry "BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING! FUCK KOJIMA BECAUSE OF HOW I FEEEEEEEEL!"
It's not his job to make YOU happy.
>Male: Impregnation
>>341255202
Nah man, the more symbolism the more smartered it is, you must just have a low IQ
>iwo jima
>ko jima
YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST GUISE
This game will finally prove if Kojima is a hack or not.
>>341255412
>the author said it
Well, my edition of "Complete Poems of William Blake" says otherwise, but I guess you're the globally recognized expert on Romantic poetry.
>Each letter on the poster has a cord attaching to the sea
>Each whale has a cord attached to the sea
>Norman Reedus losing contact with the baby connected to him by a cord
I think that the cords and the baby are supposed to represent him attached life. He starts embracing it while crying and before he knows it, it crawls away from him. Like whales stranded on the sea.
It's supposed to be symbolism for the life slipping away from you.
>>341255246
>>341255430
Could be a lie, he also said that he doesn't even have an engine and then presents the teaser while saying that it is rendered in real time
To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.
A robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all heaven in a rage.
A dove-house fill'd with doves and pigeons
Shudders hell thro' all its regions.
A dog starv'd at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
A horse misused upon the road
Calls to heaven for human blood.
Each outcry of the hunted hare
A fibre from the brain does tear.
A skylark wounded in the wing,
A cherubim does cease to sing.
The game-cock clipt and arm'd for fight
Does the rising sun affright.
Every wolf's and lion's howl
Raises from hell a human soul.
The wild deer, wand'ring here and there,
Keeps the human soul from care.
The lamb misus'd breeds public strife,
And yet forgives the butcher's knife.
The bat that flits at close of eve
Has left the brain that won't believe.
The owl that calls upon the night
Speaks the unbeliever's fright.
He who shall hurt the little wren
Shall never be belov'd by men.
He who the ox to wrath has mov'd
Shall never be by woman lov'd.
The wanton boy that kills the fly
Shall feel the spider's enmity.
He who torments the chafer's sprite
Weaves a bower in endless night.
The caterpillar on the leaf
Repeats to thee thy mother's grief.
Kill not the moth nor butterfly,
For the last judgement draweth nigh.
He who shall train the horse to war
Shall never pass the polar bar.
The beggar's dog and widow's cat,
Feed them and thou wilt grow fat.
The gnat that sings his summer's song
Poison gets from slander's tongue.
The poison of the snake and newt
Is the sweat of envy's foot.
The poison of the honey bee
Is the artist's jealousy.
The prince's robes and beggar's rags
Are toadstools on the miser's bags.
A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.
>>341255561
helu dis meyl pepi i wint bebi plis
>>341255015
>I'm a mediocre uneducated autist that finds using his brain too stressing
>I seriously hope everyone else is as much of an autist like me
>>341255708
It is right it should be so;
Man was made for joy and woe;
And when this we rightly know,
Thro' the world we safely go.
Joy and woe are woven fine,
A clothing for the soul divine.
Under every grief and pine
Runs a joy with silken twine.
The babe is more than swaddling bands;
Throughout all these human lands;
Tools were made and born were hands,
Every farmer understands.
Every tear from every eye
Becomes a babe in eternity;
This is caught by females bright,
And return'd to its own delight.
The bleat, the bark, bellow, and roar,
Are waves that beat on heaven's shore.
The babe that weeps the rod beneath
Writes revenge in realms of death.
The beggar's rags, fluttering in air,
Does to rags the heavens tear.
The soldier, arm'd with sword and gun,
Palsied strikes the summer's sun.
The poor man's farthing is worth more
Than all the gold on Afric's shore.
One mite wrung from the lab'rer's hands
Shall buy and sell the miser's lands;
Or, if protected from on high,
Does that whole nation sell and buy.
He who mocks the infant's faith
Shall be mock'd in age and death.
He who shall teach the child to doubt
The rotting grave shall ne'er get out.
He who respects the infant's faith
Triumphs over hell and death.
The child's toys and the old man's reasons
Are the fruits of the two seasons.
The questioner, who sits so sly,
Shall never know how to reply.
He who replies to words of doubt
Doth put the light of knowledge out.
The strongest poison ever known
Came from Caesar's laurel crown.
Nought can deform the human race
Like to the armour's iron brace.
When gold and gems adorn the plow,
To peaceful arts shall envy bow.
A riddle, or the cricket's cry,
Is to doubt a fit reply.
>>341251897
>symbolic imagery
Symbolic imagery is useless in an announcement teaser if nobody except the developer can piece together what any of it means. Norman holding the baby and crying is self-explanatory, but nothing else is. This isn't really an issue though, more will be revealed as the game gets closer to release. But it's still an incredibly odd announcement teaser.
>>341253305
Durl is Kojima, the Baby is PT, the Handcuffs are the Shackles that bound him to Konami, the Whales are symbols of the lost hope of the Fans because of PT and the 5 entities are Konami looking down on him
>>341255510
>HURR DURR ALL SANDBOXES PLAY THE SAME
I said stop saying stupid shit anon.
>>341255819
The emmet's inch and eagle's mile
Make lame philosophy to smile.
He who doubts from what he sees
Will ne'er believe, do what you please.
If the sun and moon should doubt,
They'd immediately go out.
To be in a passion you good may do,
But no good if a passion is in you.
The whore and gambler, by the state
Licensed, build that nation's fate.
The harlot's cry from street to street
Shall weave old England's winding-sheet.
The winner's shout, the loser's curse,
Dance before dead England's hearse.
Every night and every morn
Some to misery are born,
Every morn and every night
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.
We are led to believe a lie
When we see not thro' the eye,
Which was born in a night to perish in a night,
When the soul slept in beams of light.
God appears, and God is light,
To those poor souls who dwell in night;
But does a human form display
To those who dwell in realms of day.
>>341255708
>>341255819
P O T T E R Y
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>>341255892
Oh right, this one has pooping horses.
And recycled environments, missions and stupid AI every other sandbox does.
Every night and every morn
Some to misery are born,
Every morn and every night
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.
>>341255535
he was only here for the konami money train tbqh
>>341255230
And to strand someone is to leave someone where they cant leave
>>341255548
It's an useless teaser then. A shitty, pretenious, absolutely useless teaser.
It doesn't evoke emotion or thought. Kojima fucking sucks.
Read: >>341255835
>>341255646
>eat standing
What does Kojima mean? We need to eat standing instead of eat sitting?
I mention jews >>341255378
and the spam nigger shows up
>>341255534
Kojima makes a hyperbolic satire of nu-male and SJW attacks on his precious Joosten/Quiet by taking the story to an absurdist end-point: Males are cybernetically enhanced to carry children in a matriarchal future rules by superior female race.
>>341252728
>forum
reeeeeeeeee
Who actually confirmed or said that this is a game?
Seeing how Ubisoft showed us a movie, perhaps Kojima just made this as a "noise" and as a general statement towards Konami and gaming. Kojima just said "we made this for you".
>>341255972
Stop trying to fit in so hard.
MGSV had the best gameplay in the series, whether you want to admit it or not
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.
>>341255412
You mouthbreathing imbeciles will mock anyone who reads but when it comes to actually having an education you got the nerve to dismiss shit as not making sense.
>>341255838
I'll keep coming is clear af now. Purpose of this Trailer was to show us that Kojima is back.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion
>>341255246
What if the game is about men not adopting feminism into their lives and thus they destroy women forever with the sudden popularity of the MGTOW movement. Faced with the impending extinction of their species, the remaining humans try to create pregnant male animals. First they study seahorses, and apply the biology to male fish. Then they move onto mammals, in this case whales. It is all a success, but many of these poor sea creatures die to save humanity.
Once the scientists felt ready for human testing, Reedus was the human chosen for the finalization of this experiment. Humanity's future rest on his shoulders — he felt the hands of humanity placed upon him in trust. He became pregnant. He gave birth to a stillborn.
The 5 scientists responsible for this attempt commited suicide in shame and despair, and humankind was thus doomed.
This is what you get for not adopting feminism into your lives, anons.
KOJIMA A BEST
>>341256134
Some are nuclear
Some are not
Some will be eaten by an Ocelot
>>341256120
Fit in where, an anonymous image board?
It might have been a good sandbox but it's a pisspoor MGS game and that's all I care about. I disliked PW too.
>>341256118
kek, did this nigga can even read the word " a hideo kojima game"?
fucker it even repeat through the damn trailer
>>341255835
Well thats the point isnt it? The idea of a teaser is to showcase the atnosphere of a game, and if a game is meant to be a very confusing mindfuck then the teaser will represent that.
>>341256076
Look more carefully, AND doesn't have cords either, it's supposed to be EATSTING
>>341256183
From someone who reads, a quote:
“I know you, I know you. You're the only serious person in the room, aren't you, the only one who understands, and you can prove it by the fact that you've never finished a single thing in your life. You're the only well-educated person, because you never went to college, and you resent education, you resent social ease, you resent good manners, you resent success, you resent any kind of success, you resent God, you resent Christ, you resent thousand-dollar bills, you resent Christmas, by God, you resent happiness, you resent happiness itself, because none of that's real. What is real, then? Nothing's real to you that isn't part of your own past, real life, a swamp of failures, of social, sexual, financial, personal...spiritual failure. Real life. You poor bastard. You don't know what real life is, you've never been near it. All you have is a thousand intellectualized ideas about life. But life? Have you ever measured yourself against anything but your own lousy past? Have you ever faced anything outside yourself? Life! You poor bastard.”
>>341255972
>enviroments, missions and AI are gameplay now
Fucking retard. I'm talking about the controls and mechanics. They are the best in the series, period.
>>341256238
>>341256113
Two sides of the same coin. One a male-determined future and the other a female-determined future.
poetry.
>>341256238
explain the black liquid then fuckboi
>>341256257
that is this line of the poem
We are led to believe a lie
When we see not thro' the eye,
Which was born in a night to perish in a night,
When the soul slept in beams of light.
kos(kosm)?
>>341256298
And what difference does that make when they're packed in shit.
>>341256298
>>enviroments, missions and AI are gameplay now
>shit that contributes to gameplay quality (or lack thereof) should not be taken into consideration when criticizing gameplay
>>341255646
>DHRAND
>Nard HD
high fidelity testicles confirmed
where the fuck is are the tinfoil hat theories from last night? i know you pocket pussy autist have them tucked away somewhere
>>341256383
Japanese cum black liquid like the octopuses and squids they eat raw.
Kojima said he'll never stop cumming. This is the future he hath wrought by never stopping cumming
>>341256405
stop it anon
you're making weird things happen to my willy
>>341256298
>enviroments, missions and AI are gameplay now
Diffrent anon, but how are those things not related to gameplay?
>>341256383
Konami Tears retard
>>341251631
>Participate in my market research survey go- I mean boys!
You know I've been botting these all week, right?
>>341251687
People are mad it's not MGSVI
>>341256113
you mean I can fuck around with godlike flying women?
fucking nice just right to my fetish
>>341256383
Synthetic amniotic fluid.
>>341252725
TPP never got delayed though, they announced the release date and stuck to it.
In fact, the pc version was released earlier than expected.
That's the problem though, they releases the barebone game with cut content left and right just to avoid delaying it
>>341256405
Kojima's unhealthy obsession over the Joost is what killed V. Quiet was a mistake
>/v/ doesn't think Kojima is a genius
Famous William Blake painting
>>341256564
Sorry, men are artificially inseminated for the sole purpose of gestating a new hive worker.
>>341254195
>Black Volcanic Ash
It's oil you fucking retard.
If you look closer and notice that there are black lines on the ground around dead crabs too aka they also has cords
>>341250612
Autism causes a lack of capacity for subtlety, not a propensity for it.
>>341256735
T H I C C
I
C
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just gib us giant robots
>>341253018
This is what I got from it.
>>341256796
Since when is oil solid? There is oil that is true but the oil is on the volcanic ash
>>341250612
Create something unique and different before 21st: LUNATIC
Create something unique and different after 21st: AUTISTIC
Why do you get angry when you don't understand?
>>341256735
nice ass
>>341250612
>Autism is bad
Must suck to be a normie OP.
>>341256703
He turned into a raving lunatic by the time he penned 4. V was just the proverbial nail in the mental coffin.
>>341253305
I don't know what it is, but this image creeps me right the fuck out
>>341256450
Nothing, but we're discussing gameplay, retard.
>>341256480
AI maybe, but missions and enviroments? No unless we're talking about more linear games, like platformers.
>>341256383
Rotten soy sauce. Kojima was inspired after a bad sushi night and thought "Whart if the sarty sea was sarty becaurse of soy sauce, rotten by being in the surn too much. Thern a baby turns into sauce because we arr mostry water and wourd arso become sauce if reft in the surn too rong." Do you rike it?
>>341256134
hey man I like that doors song too :D
>>341256740
duh this is a game not a documentary,
sure the mc will rise up to the oppressing gov you tard
your feminist shit would only trigger people if
it's about a women leading a revolution against white straight male
![s3K9qE4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZA8hreQ.png "s3K9qE4[1].png")
>>341255460
>Dirty hand prints on his butt
Kojima knows his audience.
>>341256976
You talk like the kind of person who'd be satisfied with just the loading screen section of Bayonetta.
>>341254334
>>341256976
>open world game
>hurr ignore the optional missions and the environs in which they and the game takes place
lmao what a faggot holy shit
Is there a direct trailer anywhere?
I keep getting the same video recorded on a cell phone or something so the sound is fucked
>>341256735
I want to eat that painting.
OCELOTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE
>>341257230
Kojima Production's Youtube.
>>341254334
What is the formula on the second dog tag?
Someone here has to recognize it
>>341251474
>2016
Bet this is nowhere near ready. They gave you a fucking conceptual teaser trailer.
>>341251070
Black babys don't have dads
Will Kojimadrones finally realize that he's a hack and hasn't made a good video game in years?
>>341250612
>>341256134
>>341256228
>kids
>umbilical cables
>scars
this ladies and gens
>/v/ triggered by real art
lol
>>341257087
>>341257128
>HURR DURR let's ignore the actual way you PLAY the GAME and don't count it as gameplay
Kojima confirmed hack. He should drop this whole videogame bullshit and just go for writing a psychological thriller. He ruined MGS with his philosophical wankery. It could have been a decent story of espionage and nuclear disarmament but noo he's gotta TWIST IT. At least he can't ruin MGS anymore.
>>341257285
video games are getting confusing
>>341255535
Too fat. Like RR Martin might die before series is finished
>>341257424
>/v/ can't into symbolism
WHERE ARE MY EROGES REEEEEEEEEEE
>>341250887
They really fucked up Negan, bad acting direction.
