>kojima enters stage
>herro
>i'm back
>4U
>real time
>preas enjoy
>what follows is a dreamy sequence with dead fish and a naked man
you couldn't make this up
>>341229483
Whales aren't fish
>>341229758
There are dead fish in the trailer though.
>>341230385
And crabs too, don't forget the crabs.
>>341229483
LITERAL MAN BABY
You can't make stuff up folks
>2006
>"so here's this giant enemy crab"
>2016
>dead giant crabs everywhere
We can rest easy it is finished.
>>341230615
Possibly giant squid, if that's what those tentacle things were.
>>341229483
you forgot the fucking part about the USB baby
>>341229483
>real time
>its just one long cutscene
Kojima should just direct a move like he always wanted to, then maybe he'd make good games again.
>>341230970
USB baby? I missed the USB part. Explain.
>>341231016
All I meant is that they were connected via a cable. Not specifically USB, but you get the idea.
>>341231162
Oh.
>>341229483
I was expecting him to show his peewee but a man can dream
>>341229483
>people really keen on seeing what he's doing
>even gets time on stage
>proceeds to show Norman Reedus and his matrix baby on a beach
I dont know what I expected.
Or why I expected anything that would make sense.
We're firmly back on the Kojima ruise cruise.
I honestly thought it was a ruse. The trailer was one of the most pretentious things I've seen in years, so much so that I actually fucking laughed out loud. How anyone can unironically enjoy this hack's shit is beyond me. At least David Cage is up front that he wants to make 2deep4u movies.
>>341229483
His whole presentation segment was just Kojima as fuck in all the ways I love, but his walkout music at the very beginning elevated it to 11/10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xllG3fSUAOw
>>341231162
It's an umbilical cord you fucking monkey
Reedus got MPREG'd
>>341232031
>MPREG'd
>>341232031
>>341232363
what the fuck is mpreg
Men can't get pregnant
>>341232031
thanks carl, how's your wife's son doing?
>>341232663
That's not a very progressive thing to say, anon.
>>341232663
I thought anon was doing a witty thing where he combined MPreg with .mpeg because of the cable baby thing
maybe I just need sleep
>>341229483
>some ppl still thinking that Koijma is good after MSGV
You can't be fucking serious...
>>341230987
funny thing is that he even displayed the credits as in a movie trailer. But I guess he'd be one hell of a shitty filmmaker, so that's why he sticks to gaming
>>341229483
is this guy just copying everything this guy does?
>>341233014
He did. That other guy is a moron
>>341234084
>thinking that mgsv was kojima's fault
It's painfully obvious MGSV was rushed out by Konami and you can also bet your ass that they were the ones that decided to have the open world bullshit with outposts to appeal to the normie scum who play Ubisoft shit. If Kojima was given more creative control and time it would have been a masterpiece. I honestly teared up a bit when I realised we'll never play Chapter 3. It would have tied up everything, I know it.
>>341234535
no i didn't you fucking ape
