RYDER IS CUTE
CUTE!
STRAIGHT BUSTA
>>341220271
holy fuck bioware use a different face for once
you have very low standards
>>341220271
i missed EA conference and couldn't find any gameplay of this. i'm guessing they didn't show any?
>Bioware policy since DA:I is to design all characters with "imperfections"
>>341221580
Same as last time.
>>341221620
fix them in the character creator
>>341220271
I would wait patiently for her to ask if she can sit at my table to smoke a cigarette and then only engage in small talk.
>>341220271
She looks... not white.
>>341221620
explain cullen, then.i would let that man do unspeakable things to me.
>>341220271Anita?
>>341220271
Is her walking speed reduced while she carries the mattress? Will it fit through narrow corridors and around corners?
>v suddenly hates cute girls
gay
I can't wait to make Richard Ryder and conquer all the aliens with my penis.
>>341220271
For some reason I will never be able to explain, I find her hot.
I don't get it, she is objectively fucking ugly as shit but my dick is diamonds.
>>341224645
It's because you think she's in your league.
why do female bioware characters that are ugly get the "imperfections" argument but there are still 27 strong, defined chinline six pack dudes in the games
>>341224767
Epic pwnage bruh
>>341224802
>Thinking that Asari is female
Time for the first male formed Asari,
>>341224802
I don't get it, their faces are symmetrical and proportions are ideal
They're objectively pretty, what do you guys want?
>>341221620
Strictly speaking, there's nothing wrong with that. Perfect facial features tend to look the same, making characters seem kind of generic.
>>341225053kpop
Wait, when did Anita start acting for games?
>>341225053
The asari is a man. You would notice this if you weren't sexually attracted to men.
>>341225053
anime titties.
>>341225232
>this is what the people shitposting nonstop would rather have
weebs were a mistake
>>341225053
For the faces to be more on par with Inquisition's Morrigan and less on par with Sera
>>341220271
Meanwhile in Japan
>>341224802
I want to lick the grease of notShep's hook nose.
>>341220271
>>341225440
But Ryder seems to be modeled after a real person, while Sera and Morrigan were not, I don't want them to go out of their way to make the ugly but I also don't want them to look like chipmunk anime faces
>>341225232
this is just as bad if not worse
>>341225576
>generic blonde pornstar #304532845863
is this supposed to be better
>>341225759
You know, that's a fair point to make anon. I should reserve some judgement for release/more details but given bioware's latest works I think some skepticism is good for now.
But if the faces come out looking uncanny on release I guess we'll know
>>341225643
God I want to punch both of their faces
>>341225852
>is this supposed to be better
only if you're not gay
>>341224184
kek
>>341220271
>Ryder
...that's the name?
>>341226109
rather be gay than tasteless
>>341225759
Imma stop you right there, how do you think they got the faces for the Asari originally?
They literally sent a model to a makeup artist who did the head thing then they scanned her face, cleaned it up and made the final product you see, pretty sure they did this with all the main party minus Shepard.
>>341226262
As expected of a Biodrone
>>341220271
Too bad her eyes look like someone beat the fuck out of her.
>>341226262
you're both it seems
>>341221331
>>341220271
I want tofix her noseandreduce her upper lip
Fuck Ryder and Asari chick
Show us the Krogan and Salarian
It's funny because you can tell they actually created an attractive woman first, and THEN pulled her chin down, rised the lip sliders to 200 and the nose ones to 1000
>>341225576
Don't pretend like Nina didn't have a case of manface in Tag 2
How did we go from this...
>>341220271
Using memes won't make your character designs look good bioshill.
You actually have to make them not buttfucking ugly for a change.
>>341221167
fpbp
>>341220271
>>341227872
>fan fixed
>it just looks like an actual asari from ME
How the fuck does EA let Bioware do this shit? Aren't they supposed to be the big moneylenders? How does Bioware get such a huge free pass?
>>341227304
Why not just go play JRPGs instead if you want perfect same-faces instead of real characters?
>>341228352
Why are biodrones always so bitter about jrpgs?
>>341228702
Wait a second, Greg Zeschuk was still around when they finished the TORtanic?
>>341229096
>TOR launched Dec 2011
>Zeschuk leaves Sep 2012
Yup.
>>341225643
This cannot be real.
>>341228214
This is the part that I really don't get.
It's one thing that the retarded fans forgive everything, but why does EA tolerate failure after failure?
Why do they let them pull clearly unpopular moves? EA is infamous for limiting creative freedom, why is Bioware exempt rom that? Clearly not because of their success.
>>341225578
Not going to lie, this was my first thought when I didn't even know it was supposed to be an alien from ME universe. Doing amazing work anon.
>>341229381
Wow, I thought him and Muzyka left the company after ME2 and DA:O.
why the fuck am i doing this?
>>341220271
Kinda looks like the Street Fighter player, Julio
SOMEBODY
>>341230742
beautiful
>>341220271
more like... manly
>>341230403
Not sure. They may be more profitable than they appear if they tend to hire crews of new grads and contractors to work on these games rather than more established teams. It seems like they've been shedding senior staff for a while.
>>341220271
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>>341224802
uhm google false equivalence broseph, when male characters have a lot of muscles that's called power fantasy
>>341224468
>cute
>>341230742
lmao
>>341223784
It's not objectification if it's men, silly.
>>341225053
They are objectively ugly.
>>341220271
god that whore is ugly
is this biowares work?
Eh.
Ryder is cute, Asaris are supposed to be alien fuck machines so that abomination is unacceptable.
>>341220271
SHE LOOKS LIKE ANDRE THE GIANT
One day it will be time to invade every Bioware forum demanding the protagonist be genderqueer, disabled, and black.
White women always trying to steal the spotlight.
Identity politics is so easy to exploit.
>>341231218
Development costs are a small portion of the overall budget, especially in the case of AAA games, and programmers tend not to be very well paid to begin with.
EA backs them with ridicuous marketing campaigns, however, and they tend to hire them a small army of artists for VA, concept arts and shiet. They even get development support from other EA-owned studios.
It's very uncharacteristic of EA to give so much support for a studio with a track record as bad as Bioware's.
>>341220271
I think she's ok...
>>341231802
fuck you're right
>>341220271
I want to kiss her qt nose.
>>341231802
can't unsee
>>341225053
no man jaw, and smaller more feminine eyes
>>341225053
>objectively pretty
That's a very subjective statement to make.
>>341225643
Is that what the elf girl looked like before they went into turbo sjw mode on her?
>>341221620
>since DA:I
Bioware has never been good with faces.Some of their ayyliens are hot as fuck though. Give me that Turian dick any day.
>>341226819
There isn't even any impact force when the arrow hits him, he just falls down.
>>341230742
GIT OUTTA MAH GALAXY
>new races
>shows Asari, Krogan and Turian squadmates
>>341231947
Huh. No clue then. Bioware does win points with journalists and social media pundits for having certain cultural sensitivities in their games, but a positive PR boost hardly seems like a good enough reason to keep an entire studio live.
>>341231723
лoл, Хoвaнcкий
>>341233283
You saw a Turian Squadmate?
Where?
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread on /v/.
>>341233283
How will they do new race reveal campaigns with facebook countdowns and shit if they show one in a trailer?
>>341220271
What went wrong?
>>341226408
Dat top right morrigan
Hnnng
So how will they solve that your crew members will be the only humanoids in the entire game?
Are they just going to make the new races rubber mask aliens to make them more relatable?
>>341234049
Asari are just blue humans, so expect a lot of them.
>>341234049
>you can only relate to people if they're your crew members
What?
>>341233950
it seems like you accidentally posted the wrong female. here, let me fix that
>>341234049
there are Krogan in the game, aren't there
>>341234310
pretty sure a krogan squadmate has been confirmed
>damn that face is ugly
>must be bioware
>dead-on
>>341234206
What I meant is the your crew members will be the only human-looking characters unless they turn the new races into rubber mask aliens.
And yes, I do think it's harder to relate to quadroped elephant people aliens and squid aliens.
>>341234049
Hopefully there'll be a new race of Fuckaliens like the Asari
>>341226408
That Morrigan on the top right isn't half bad. That's about it
>>341230519
nice
thats pretty much the extent that im going to remodel her face anyway
i have a knack for fucking up faces in character creation for the most part
>>341235156
>evaluating cosplayers based on their attractiveness
>subscribing to unrealistic standards of beauty
Problematic.
>>341235005
Nah, instead you should expect them to emphasize the genderfluid nature of Asari sexuality or something like that. Fat butch male-imitating Asaris galore.
>>341234275
fuck off fag i hated that cunt with a passion her 12 year old voice grated on my ears unlike superior master bastilla shans sexy british accent, also shes just more beautiful overall fucking lekku licking FAG
>>341235942Also Bastila best girl
>implying her face matters when you have a character editor
>>341236769
I wonder how many Shepard receations there will be
>>341226819
I like how Bioware couldn't even get the notched arrow to properly animate and fly at the target.
>>341236769
>implying you can create anything good looking in Mass Effect with a potato generator
Gaider fuck off.
David Gaider? More like Daivd GAYder LMAO
>>341234275
It looks like Carth has something on his mind. Maybe you better talk to him.
>>341241189
Gone, but not forgotten.
