Claim E3 waif
>>341201695
I claim giant annoying nigress.
I claim awkward thicc hip gal
>>341202031
Interesting choice. You must be a quip man.
claimed
>>341201695
She's shit-tier annoying unfunny and ugly
>>341201695
claimed
Drum and beatbox girl
>>341203696
Good one. I'd like to spurt on her cervix.
>>341201695
Alanah Pearce
Mine on the right.
>>341202671
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Claiming E3-chan.
>>341203696
>>341203892
That cutie from oculus during the PC conference, forgot her name.
I guess I'll take her.
>>341201695
>James "Chad Thundercock" Willems bangs that every night
It's not fair, bros.
>>341204113
>didn't post a pic
HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKED UP YOUR CLAIM FAGGOT
Get cucked
MEREDITH IS MINE
>>341204915
YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE
>>341204835
>>341201695
Elyse has pink eye though
>>341201695
I claim thicc nigger who stole that oculus backpack and accidently walked out on stage.
>>341204915
>>341204835
goat taste
>>341204858
His pecs are kind of oddly shaped and look like man boobs when he wears bright t shirts.
That makes me feel better at least.
>>341204893
Don't need a pic when you got true love, anon
>>341204915
>>341204978
2 little 2 late >>341204835
#girlwood
>>341204324
good choice
>>341204835
you bastard I stannis baratheon Father of the seven rightful heir to her cunt
>>341205035
I'd let her fart in my eye iwbh
I've only seen a few people, I'll go with the grey haired chick on the ign stream
>>341204835
Tester waif
>>341205035
god damn that hairstyle makes everyone qt
>>341201695
>GT/EZA crew just did the absolute GOAT e3 coverage the first year Elyse is not there anymore
thanks bitch
SHE IS MINE
>>341204324
>>341205258
I'll take based Jones then
>>341205595
>GOAT
>getting that hyped for PT Resident Evil
No.
>>341205627
>>341205595
cringe
I'll take Lucy O'Brian my IGN AU queen
>>341205595
>being excited for Resident Evil 7
Bunch of fucking idiots. Move on from the fucking past.
>>341205595
>getting that excited for walking jump scare simulator because it has the words Resident and Evil in the title
shit taste
>>341205817
wtf
>>341205035
It does that because she has a lazy eye, she's mentioned it before and it's why she looks a certain way.
>>341203696
I claimed her hours ago faggot
Only my 8 inch bbc could handle that anyways
>>341205938
You missed the best E3 stream EVER.
>>341205595
SO fake trying to copy viral meme of GT shenmue dudes
Jade Raymond
She's so perfect and pure.
>>341205874
Huber's been hoping for a return to survival horror from RE for awhile now
>>341206275
Shes so cute its not fair
I-i want to buy her game!
>>341206275
She almost certainly used her body to further her career but yeah she's milfu
>>341204835
NO I WANT HER
>>341206057
You didn't claim her in a claim thread, did you faggot boi?
>>341205880
>>341205874
RE2 is his all time fav game
I don't actually like Huber's overyhpe antics but that one seemed genuine, and the others are just happy for him
>>341206275
>>341206843
>>341206272
>he's faking it
>he's having trouble breathing for the next 10 minutes
yea... he's a "faker"
>>341206687
There are lots of unclaimed laydeez to go around people
>>341203696
Yeah I like 'em nice andattainabletoo.
Bionic arm qt is mine
>>341203853
no, fuck you
mine
>>341206272
...you do realize those are the GT shenmue dudes right?
that's literally how they act all the time
>>341201695
>tfw you fucked Elyse before she met James
>tfw you fucked Elyse while she was with James
>tfw James will never know
Haven't been watching. Is she back?
>>341207618
Media Molecule did not reveal themselves.
>>341204489
>>341205627
>>341205817
>>341206060
She has enough love for all of usDon't forget to tune into her streams
>>341207530
Sup Lawrence
>>341207618
That uggo face.
>>341204515
nice!
>>341207887
fuck off, Lawrence is pure
>>341207618
WHO IS THIS CUTIE?
>>341207530
I believe you.
>>341206272
those are the same dudes.
>>341207887
>implying I'm that fat pasty fuck
I knew her since middle school. Fucked her on and off through high school, college, and after college.
One Morgan Webb, please.
>every time we start talking about a girl she becomes the face for the SJW movement.
It's time to stop /v/
>>341207530
What does she smell like?
>mfw this whore hasn't been posted
>>341207530
>>341208364Bensonplease go
>>341204858
>got so fucking drunk that he spent the entire Ubisoft press conference trying (successfully) to get Youporn to follow him on Twitter
Watching Lawrence get progressively more annoyed was great, too.
>>341201695
I claim an e3 woman pregnant, because i'm a perv like that
I claim Meg Turney from rooster teeth. She's an annoying fucking cunt, but at the same time, pretty cool.
Unbearable when she's drunk.
>>341204893
I had no idea who this person was until tonight, and it was a really strange experience because she looks identical to a girl I dated a few years back, except she has long hair. It's...really weird.
>>341208964
>picking Meg over Ashley
Why
h
y
>>341208062
LBP3 Galaxy Girl
>>341205258
<3 Brad
>>341203696
THIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC
>>341207530
I totally believe you.
I almost forgot that Laura Bailey qualifies this year.
Claimed
>>341208630
She gives off a stale warmish peachy smell after sex or if she's been sweating.
She used to use that shitty secret brand women's deodorant until I got her to switch to dove.
She rotates between a chanel perfume and a dolce and gabbana one. Otherwise she has no notable natural oder besides the sex/sweat thing.
>>341209094
>>341209094
No shit. Very surprised she's still on the board.
Serious Sam qt dev
I claim Benson.specially after i saw him taking advantage of an unexpecting squating James
>>341208964
needs an operation to remove vocal cords and we have a deal
That qt in the great looking keeper costume.
>>341201695
Who's she?
>>341206275
Cute... CUTE!
>>341208964
>>341209094
>not wanting the pure, innocent Ashley
>you will never be Elyse and James' kid
>you will never be visited by uncle Adam and uncle Bruce and also the creepy uncle Lawrence who gives you weird looks
>you will never play with Benson the chillest dog
y live bros
>>341207408
holy shit i died.
>>341208649
Braless saggy tips sjw femnazi
>>341210263
>thinking Uncle Adam wouldn't have already commited suicide by the time you were born
>>341210260
>innocent
isn't she a literal home wrecker?
>>341209747
Confirmed this guy knows Elyse
>>341203696
She will be played by Kristen Wiig in E3: The Movie
>>341210389
how so?
>>341210386
adam has a suicidey look but he's not actually depressed. Now Geoff from RT needs constant suicide watch. But maybe his kid keeps him going
Kadokawa won E3, such a pure girl
>>341210345
Don't act like you wouldn't sex that.
>>341209716
this bitch is ugly
if she was just some ign reporter /v/ would hate her
>>341210545
well it was my impression she's Bernie's trophy wife, he has his son from the first wife with him
>>341205595
Seriously I didn't get that exited after that trainwreak RE6 was I mean look at SFV, can you even trust Capcom?
>>341209716
Laura has always been a qt and i wish i could have claimed her
>>341209716
Because while she's in like 500+ things this year it's all forgettable as fuck and blends.
I hope she gets her Nathan drake/Harley tier mainstream role soon, i'm kinda tired of her just being a troy baker level voicewhore.
>>341204893
who??
>>341210670
Nah, Burnie was divorced long before he even met her.
His ex-wife really jumped off that train a few years too early.
>>341208649
>>341210345
>>341210561
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY OF HER JUICY SEXY ARMS???
I DIDN'T WATCH YOUTUBE E3 THIS YEAR
>>341210717
I mean she either does her Maka/Rise/Chun Li voice or her Lust/Saints Row/Hallibel voice or her normal voice so in that regard she's already passed "one man one voice" Troy
>>341204893
holy fuck i talked to her all the time on tumblr before she got big, she has the shittiest taste in games.
>>341205850
>Shits on Beyond Two Souls for not being a video game
>Stands by it after the backlash
BASED AS FUCK
was pretty surprised to see how not rich the FH crew is. For some reason I thought once you average 300k+ on each video you're good for a lot of cash but maybe their team is too big
>porn doesn't do it for me anymore
>tfw I masturbate to fantasies of women saying they love me and want to spend time with me
>can only cum thinking about holding hands with a woman that loves me
>threads like this just make me sad and horny now
>>341211262
the thing about having click baity titles and thumbnails is that the videos still have to get watched in order to make any money
>>341211420
Same to be honest
>>341211221
Fucking delete this man.
>>341211429
but 300k man
>>341211262
They all have a salary and they've said they don't get the ad money for the videos they put up
That ad money probably goes to RT
>>341211593
300k is only a couple hundred bucks I think.
>that one girl in the sony orchestra playing the drum and making heavy breathing noises
>>341211068
She has better raw acting skill than Troy (Troy's ego is making him more and more mediocre)
Laura's big problem is she doesn't have her 'lock' role to ride money off so she can just do whatever. She basically is taking every single role ever mainstream wise to pad the fuck out of her resume and get as much exposure as possible. she needs a mainstream role akin to Raven like Tara Strong got ao she can ride that royalty wise and not need to grunt voice 2/3 of all females
>>341211586
Hi Samson
>>341211594
the fuck? So basically RT gives them legal muscle and maybe some production resources and gets to keep most of the cash? Doesn't seem like a good deal to me. I enjoyed the early FH stuff however low budget it was
>>341211665
there's no set rate, it varies wildly and it's much higher for consistently high views as opposed to one freak video
>when you're late to the thread but best girl hasn't been claimed
>>341211262
Meanwhile Kinda Funny is making $750k a year off of Patreon alone and blowing most of it by living in fucking San Francisco.
Samson cucked James!
>>341207530
Jesus Samson
>>341211896
Yeah she has
But I share your pain
>>341211896
You missed it.
>>341204324
BOSMAN IS MINE, FUCK OFF
>>341207851
what happened?
>>341212069
>>341212089
FUCK
>>341212112
no, he's mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRijMzcvIQ
mine.
>>341212247
Enjoy, you meme loving fuck.
>>341211593
thats people that clicked on the video anon, doesn't mean they watched the whole thing, thats what youtube cares about, the adds need to play anon
>>341207530
Go home spoole
>>341207530
>>341209747
>>341211221
>>341211586
Now that's funny. I don't even know these people and I hope they get divorced.
I WIN. NOBODY CLAIM HER WITH THIS YEARS PICTUURE
>>341211957
I love Patreon because it's the final form of the crowd sourced shit pyramid
>YouTube
give us views/money for entertaining you
>Steam and Kikestarter
give us money, we promise this entertainment will be so good when we maybe finish it
>Twitch
give me money to watch me entertain myself
>Patreon
just give me money you losers, i don't even need to give you a reason. I might use this to maybe partly do some content down the road at some point
>>341211993
We must inform James
>>341212247
>#girlwood
>dead uterus
>>341204858
>>341205134
Tbh I would motorboat his pecs any day full homo
>>341212406
nope, too slow faggot
>>341212247
>On the pope stream
>"Wake me up"
The female Link variant they're going to announce tomorrow.
>no webb
>>341212112
I tricked you, my favourite is actually_Ben_
>>341212445
>implying he isn't jerking off in the corner while Elyse gets PUPPERED
CLAIMED
>>341212684
Why do Japanese people want me to be a pedophile so bad?
>>341212247
Already claimed you fucking moron.
People at least look at the thread. So many dipshits coming in and claiming ones that are gone.
>>341212690
My dude
Webb has aged like fine wine
>>341201695
Once again, claiming my beloved AE86
>>341212690
She's damaged goods now
>>341212690
Someone already said Webb.
Fuck you all. This thread is triggering me because people can't read or be bothered to search.
>>341212956
are you seriously getting triggered by other people "claiming" women who will never know you existed?
GUYS
WE ALL KNOW WHO THE TOP TIER WAIFU IS
>>341212956
only counts if you posted an image first
calm down virgin you need to relax
Why is it that Aisha is the only sexy one at e3? All of these white girls are below average and annoying as fuck.
>>341212247
She's a big girl.
>>341202671
dat voice doe
shes like Fran Drescher, but blonde.
no words explain how limp I was when she showed up in the trailer.
>>341213235
fucking best post.
The former Miss Oregon obviously.
>>341204858
>handsome
>loves his job
>cute wife with similar interests
>everyone likes him
>>341213235
DELETE THIS
>>341208805
Hahaha what? I didn't think i could love these guys more.
austin is life
>>341213290
most of those other women were there as developers/PR representatives. Aisha was there because she has long as fuck legs
claimed
CLAIMED
>>341213908
I already claimed her in the late 90's.
>>341212952
Even after the operation?
>>341204324
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
How is Ashley like 45 and looks younger than Meg?
>>341214143
some women age like wine, some women get surgery and become worthless plastic rot on legs
>>341214143
that's not ashley and she is not 45
she is like mid to late 20s and Bernie is like 40
>>341214143
Speaking of Meg, does anyone have that pic of her with no makeup that makes her look like a ghoulish creature?
I haven't watched E3 this year but I can tell it was shit based on how many women there were.
Andre Renee is pretty qt.
>me on the left
>>341214689
Get some braces for fucks sake.
>>341214680
https://www.google.com/search?q=meg+turney+no+makeup&client=ms-android-tmobile-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwixwazP46bNAhUKgx4KHfYCAYMQ_AUIBygB&biw=412&bih=604
>>341214689
Andrea is my cousin from my mother's side and you look like shit.
>>341214689
>>341214143
Make up and photoshop
>>341214537
I got it from her instagram.
Turns out she's 34.
>>341215104
Yeah, still qt though.
>>341215712
wow, her skin looks terrible and she looks old as fuck
>>341215816
Young women look like shit without makeup too tbf, they wear the makeup to cover up their shit skin but the makeup just makes the skin worse. The Sun fucks shit up the worst.
I wish she'd display the tiddies more.
>>341214689
Me on the right
>>341201695
I want the Orlando shooter's ex-wife.
Apparently she joined some sort of New Age cult after she left him. What a waste.
>>341205035
>Pink eye
It was a hemorrhage.
>>341206275
She is still a qt
>>341213150
Newfags never do any form of lurking. It is the antithesis to their very existence.
>>341205595
So, all it takes is for the Resident Evil name to appear on the screen?
>>341216784
u a qt
>>341217389
Broken blood vessel, yeah. Probably from pushing too hard while pooping.
I think the pink eye thing is a joke from their videos though.
I win
>>341206275
Jade Raymond is responsible for the assassins creed games
She's the very definition of used goods
>>341209716
She's been married for years bro. It's too late.
>>341219191
Is that the shitskin boy from The Last Guardian?
>>341221024
No that's the shitskin boy from Claymore (it's an anime)
She wasn't on the floor, but best Gamespot girl.
>>341221810
I was wondering when she would show up but sadly she didn't :(
>>341204858
Adam is cuter.
>>341202031
Way to take one for the team
Can Kovic be myhusbando?
>>341203696
>picking vampires
Go to bed Vlad
>>341223625
Sure thing. His sad face makes me sad.
>>341207618
i don't know about you guys, but my waifu wears the original dress and not the ceap imitation from ebay
>you will never join a funhaus Overwatch game by accident
Pre-reserving EXACTLY from tommorow
>>341224363
>watching Funhaus
>playing Overwatch
>>341225421
I watch FH but agree that OW is free to play shit.
>>341205595
How can anyone be getting excited over this shit being resident evil? And Huber is supposed to be a RE fan too and he's somehow liking this.
It doesn't sound like the demo being different from the main game either so I have no hope.
>>341201695
>not knowing Nintendo actually has all the top tier waifus
Wait until tomorrow for pure CUTE.
Despite their lack of being respectable anymore, their choice in employees is 10/10
>>341201695
Your waifu is missing a (you)
>>341224169
I'll just be his means of venting, a shoulder to cry on. He did look much happier before though. If anything, it's probably just sleep deprivation. Rest well Pupper
https://youtu.be/jlS1GsEeqVg?t=1h40m13s
>>341228801
When did the PC conference start? I woke up so far through Ubisoft
>>341228940
Just before Ubisoft's, in fact, PC Gamer one was still going when Ubisoft's started.
>>341207851
Did she stream today? Why didn't she stream today. I literally waited all day for her stream. WTF ANON I NEED HER
>>341229036
Bollocks
At least I saw mountain death simulator live, r-right?
>>341201695
>>341205035
She looks pretty happy despite James beating her every night
>>341229175
mountain death simulator is probably my favorite game of the show so far
>>341210550
wasn't she a trap?
>>341205595
is this webm being ironic? or they legitimely were excited?
>>341229290
It's like someone tried to emulate Skate's bail out disasters and accidentally injected genuine horror into it
>those fucking screams
>that casual rewinding on stage
>>341229459
no, that was the other one with the aussie.
>>341208805
Did you see him after that press conference? He was flopping around trying to walk over to something and collapsed on the floor.
>>341230293
I was only half watching between conferences, but I'm pretty sure he slept straight through the Sony one.
>>341210263
>you will never see Reel Big Fish with uncle Bruce
>>341203696
she's so thicc
>>341230423
I fell asleep before the Sony conference but he was fucking wasted after Ubisoft's. Adam was sleeping through PCGamer and Ubisoft and Bruce had to go outside for like two hours to be sick.
I doubt they're doing another drinking game today.
>>341205134
/fit/ here
It's a sign that he bench presses but doesn't do all kinds of different angle presses in a vain attempt to make his pecs look more well rounded
In short James does strenght training with a focus on the big lifts instead of bodybuilding. I like James 10/10 even knows what matters at the gym
>>341230542
Maintaining a thigh gap with that level of thigh thickness is impressive.
>>341225421
Dumb Fredposter
>come to bed anon
>>341231114
SS claims another victim
I wish my french Waifu from last year showed up again.
>i'm very sad anon, comfort me from behind
>>341204835
whats that shit that is casting a shadow on her left arm?
She kind of looks like Kristin Schaal's thicc younger sister.
>ywn fug her on notch's yacht
I've got this slow-mo talking cunt. I need a lady to lull me to sleep at night with her boring ass voice.
>>341232175
I thought she looked liker Schaal also. Deff a cutie thoughand her voice was hot in some weird overly enthusiastic way.
>>341202031
who?
>>341219191
Too late. Femto already claimed her in the trailer