VR "Experiences" Edition
Everyone falling for this god damn fad.
Odds of Persona mention onstage?
>Just pay 400 more bucks to get VR, and then don't forget to buy our PS4 Neo.
Fuck you Jews. I ain't falling for this shit to play tech games.
If this is the best they have, I can only imagine the worst.
>fad
Hello poor person. Maybe you'll save up enough NEETbux to join the VR revolution by 2020.
these demos go on too long
we're already almost an hour in
>VR shit
>>341173176
Its a 2 hour long conference, its fine.
Sony did like 4 big exclusive in a row at the very start. Its fine
I don't know what this is but I want it.
>slow floaty fps
why? they literally just showed you floating towards three dudes and none of them shot at you.
>>341173176
>too much gameplay
Yeah, sorry they couldn't have spent the entire hour talking about your dead gays, tumblr.
It's funny how all the CoDbabbys got pissed when CoD finally dared to try something different. They just want to play Modern Warfare 7 or whatever.
>VR "experiences"
>>341173395
It's call of duty, still want it?
>>341173395
It's CoD.
>>341173176
and its been nothing but games
literally won E3 within the first 5 minutes and still going strong
>>341173395
>wanting cowadoody
>>341173392
Ah didnt realise it was 2 hours. They still go on too long though. There is no reason for this to take up so much time.
>>341173463
the funniest thing is that its still the same garbage as always but with a different coating.
>tfw i really thought it was colony wars until they got out and started shooting
>>341173531
Of course.
>>341173579
Looks great.
>>341173445
literal autism
>>341173463
I don't really go in for CoD, but it's kind of neat watching the franchise slowly become Mass Effect.
>>341173541
>literally won E3 within the first 5 minutes and still going strong
>God Of rehash: last of memes edition
>winning e3
I'd assume this was bait, but I know sony ponies too well
that's a pretty cool looking CoD
>>341173651
Nah. Advanced Warfare was pretty different, and people hated that.
HERE WE GO
HOLY FUCK
BRING ON THE BANDICOOT
Why are people excited about Crash again? All but the first one was shit.
>>341173475
This.
I don't understand the hype for VR. Even if you just want it to jerk off, it looks terrible for games.
>>341174350
REMASTERED
SKYLANDERS
LOLLLLLLL
The Crash fags are finally getting their wish.
>Skylanders
FUCK OFFFFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341173651
Which cod had player controlled spaceships?
>No new Crash
>All this hype for a remaster
At least the stage looked cool.
>fagets getting excited for a 20 year old game
>also skylanders
lol
>remaster
>skylanders
>not a new game
>skylanders
>Remastered 1-3
I'm okay with this
>>341174647
You could hear the second "woooo" was like 5 times deader when he said remastered, I bet they were expecting a new one too.
>REMASTERS
FUCKIN' MISSED THE TARGET
Is this seriously all they have? They just cucked Crash fans for no reason. What an asshole. Thank god I'm not a Crash fan.
With remaster they mean PS4 graphics and shit right, not just a port.
CRASHFAGS BTFO
>>341174718
What's funny is that 80% of the people excited probably didn't play it back in the day.
>>341175091
>They just cucked Crash fans for no reason.
Crash fans deserve it for being autistic retards.
What they say is true. Life is full of bitter disappointment.
>>341172782
>everyone shitting on the new cod and jeff trying to defend it
>dubstep
>2016
>>341175184
They would have called it a remake if that was the case.
Explain to me why people like these piece of shit Lego games?
>>341175285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0Qjx5K53o
>>341175184
he said from the ground up so idk
>>341175574
Manchild autism. I'd put a bullet in the head of every person here who plays this shit.
EXCLUSIVE DEMOS
>>341175574
They're cool to play with children
So... So far, the games that might be interesting that have been announced:
-Horizon
-Detroit
-Resident Evil 7
That's about it.
>>341175758
Sure you would, champ.
Whats wrong with Andy's voice?
>>341175574
They're kids games for kids. Parents will buy them regardless because Lego is a recognizable brand. I think they're fine for what they are.
kojima kojima kojima kojima kojima kojima
KOJIMA IN THE HOUSE. FUCK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
RUSEMASTER
HIDEO FUCK YEAH
KOJIMA
O
J
I
M
A
>I've heard this before
Dan confirmed for watching LotGH.
KOJIMA
Kojimmy!
KOJIMA = AHEAD OF THE LINE
SONY WINS
>Mad Max 4 music
>that entrance
OH SHIT, KOJIMA'S GAME. WE'RE GETTING A CGI TRAILER.
I love you Kojima you dorky man.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
And how he announces that hes been secretly developing pachinko machines all along
based kojima
>>341174618
battlefield
IM STILL COMING BY LOW ROAR. THOSE CONSPIRACY FUCKERS WERE RIGHT
AAAAAAAAAA
>>341175574
best way to play games with children
>coop
>easy as hell for their peon brains
>tons of collectibles makes the levels replayable
>the stories are based off popular movies
REEDUS
the fuck Kojima
>>341176267
>KOJIMA
>O
>J
>I
>M
>A
YEAAAH BABEEEE
REEDUS FEETUS HAS COME FULL CIRCLE
Wut
Holy shit it actually was Norman Reedus under that helmet
>>341177129
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
GOAT GAME
This looks fucking amazing.
>>341176385
It's been used in a lot of stuff, Asura's wrath used it as well.
ANOTHER KEKJIMA BLUNDER
I'm laughing so hard right now. Kojima does it again.
>DEATH STRANDING
what the literal fuck? that was embarrassing
I wonder if they will complain about naked man as much as Quiet
>>341177429
Amazing? You have literally seen nothing. CGI trailer for a game coming out 2018.
The fuck did I just watch?
Hideo Kojima presents: Ocean 2024
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN 2 WEB SWINGING FUCK
dude what
Wow this looks incredible. I've been craving a good Spiderman game.
>become a respected videogame creator
>your name alone starts selling games
>start trolling the shit out of consoles and fans by releasing insane trailers showing absolutely nothing
bravo Kojima. Bravo.
pleeease let this be a good Spidey game
I need this
THE GAME COMMUNITY?
>>341178176
>cynical turd
refer to>>341175618
>>341178176
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE CHARACTER HAS A FACE!!!
>>341178176
Insane trailers for games that will never be released
GOOD JOKES ALEX/AUSTIN YOU'RE A NATURAL COMEDY DUO
>Me!
>I knew about it before you did!
>>341178176
It's pretty great, imagine being able to create what you want unhindered a 100% replica of your vision, if it turns into something playable or enjoyable that remains to be seen.
they're not seriously ending with this crap are they
So is the Kojima game just Silent Hills but with a different name?
>>341178551
>caring about klepklop
they're ending it with this open world trash?
i havent been watching has austin gotten triggered yet?
>>341178798
Shoulda been called Norman Fetus
>>341178551
>browsing klepkeks twitter
you asked for this
you can't fuckin' bitch now
>>341178861
yeah with gow and cindy from ffxv
>>341178798
it didn't look like a traditional horror game
>>341178776
>>341178854
inb4 surprise
>>341178861
Is he ever not?
How can anyone possibly get excited for shit like this anymore. This looks so goddamn generic.
>not dmc5
god damnit
>>341179141
Dude the whole fucking trailer was generic horror imagery
This movie looks really good
>zombies
Is he fuckin retarded?
>>341179271
Sony fans are able to get excited for literally anything
Right now they're fucking clapping someone climbing on a roof, like you can't do that in all the games
wow literally zombies once again.
>no ps4 neo
goddammit
YET A NOTHER POST APOCALYPITIC ZOMBIE GAME
KILL ME NOW
>>341179271
I don't even own a current generation console so for good or bad i miss out on most of these games.
>>341179801
Next year.4 TFLOPS
>>341179720
nvm
ah shit ah shit ah shit
...
ah shit ah shit ah shit
great sound design
They used the aw shit AW SHIT line twice
This is so fucking boring, fuck zombies.
Where's the hook of this game?
>>341179938
i cant wait that fucking long ;-;
>>341180142
I hope you mean grappling hook.
I this really their closing?
how is this fun
THE LAST OF US 2: THE REST OF US
How come there are so many zombies in a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere?
The gun sounds terrible.
That was horrible.
>>341180297
aaaayyyyyyyy
are they really closing with a generic zombie shooter?
>>341180381
I had the sound down and it just sounded like clicking
This is just the first half of the conference, right?
Strong start, poor ending.
why didn't they just do this early and closed with kojima?
nilsson schmilsson
These people shouting aren't all plants right? Some of them are actually that obnoxious
>>341180526
Looks like the only thing they had that sort of resembled gameplay.
also
>no From Software section
Fuck.
>>341180640
Nope guess that's it.
don't understand how anyone can get excited for these AAA games that are clearly are trading in good gameplay for cinematic gameplay. they look so god damn boring.
what an anticlimactic end
WHERE'S MY FUCKING COUPON
>>341180960
>literally no gameplay on show at all
>people are calling it the best e3 conference ever
Whatever happened to that game where you ride a bear and theres a snake lady?
>>341180960
yeah im tired of this shit. rip gow.
>>341180717
Seems every Sony E3 ends up like this.
>>341172782
Honestly, last year's E3 was incredible. This one is complete dog shit. They should have just said "we have nothing good to announce, wait a year for a real show".
>Sony won
>Sony won
>Sony won
these people can't be real, right?
>>341180774
Because it's also coming to PC and it's coming out in 2018.
Oh look, it's the cuck king.
>no indie talk
>literally no vita talk
its sad the ladder is irrelevant with the other
>>341178551
And he didn't leak it? I thought he worked for Gawker.What's he talking about?
What did dan pour on austin? What is austin eating?
>>341181378
Fanboys who say the same thing every year. Whoever says "X WON!" is a retard.
Fucked up Sony is back huh? I like fucking nuts Sony more than safe dude bro Sony
>>341181635
looks like popcorn/smartfood
>>341178551
what a dumb asshole
Every conference was pretty bad this year. Very weak E3 overall, if Zelda is underwhelming I will be very sad.
>>341181378
Resident Evil 7, New Kojima game, Last Guardian release date. More than anyone else had.
>>341180923
>Looks like the only thing they had that sort of resembled gameplay.
If you think that was real gameplay you are generic E3 every-year-sucker.
>entire giant bomb crew trying to shit on sony yet again
Loooooool called it
LOooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
clearly fucking dominated e3 completely, and there they are passive aggressively whining like a bunch of plebians
>>341182060
>clearly fucking dominated e3 completely,
But nothing good was shown
this e3 so far has been complete utter garbage.
>>341182060
Yeah mate all those cinematic trailers for games at best running on a console that we can't yet buy were great ;)
>>341181208
No new info since last year it seems.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_(video_game)
that zombie game looked fun as fuck sorry but dead rising is a piece of shit
>>341181994
>"sort of resembled"
=
>"looked exactly liked the finished product"
Holy shit you're retarded
>>341182060
You are too young to be browsing this website.
I didn't watch the GB stream for the sony conference
what are they shitting on?
what did they like?
>>341182469
>trying this hard to downplay actually good shit
why? do you like video games?
>"FFXV VR looked bad"
Austin's at it again.
>>341182060
>weird god of war: tomb raider
>weird kojima music video
>horizon looked good
That's all they showed of any worth
>>341182060
they are not invested in who "wins" e3 like you are
>>341182060
Yeah mate Resi, god of war, Crash and some shit we saw last year (that isn't even out before next e3)
great stuff
None of those are even good games within their own genre
>>341182696
>actually good shit
>do you like video games?
do you? you seem to be more of a movie kind of guy.
>>341182060
are you high?
They were as bad as the others
Horizon zero dawn is the only thing at E3 that makes bummed for not having a console.
>>341182719
Probably didn't talk about the graphics, moron
Sony won by default yet again.
>>341182719
You actually think that pistol vr gameplay looked good?
>>341175510
He liked Advanced Warfare and likes CoD in general so he's willing to give it a chance.
Maaaaaan, the Vita is truly fucking abandoned
What a fucking bummer, not even any indie games for it
I like my Vita, but there is nothing to play on it
Austin fucking Walker is hiding his food in his fucking lap because he's ashamed of how fucking fat he is.
He's also unable to drink a whole beer like a grown ass man and had to pour it into two cups, because he could only handle 4oz.
Is anyone less of a man than him?
>>341173587
It was only an hour
WHOOPS!
>>341172782
So I've never really watched Giant Bomb before but now I am and why is the guy on the far left such a fuckin cunt?
>>341182629
You were clearly implying it was close to or "resembled" gameplay. Which it wasn't. It was fake shit and you're too stupid to realise it.
>>341182469
LOOOOOLL okay buddy
clearly you havent been watching the same e3 presentations LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>341182496
>all those games WAAAAH
loooooooooooooooollllllllllll
>>341182662
because im not a cynical depressed turd shitting on an amazing presentation? lollll
>>341182782
>WAH ITS WEIRD
thats cute, totally not a passive aggressive whining attempt to detract from a massive amount of exclusives just announced lol
>>341182805
yes they really are. guarantee they are going to rank the conferences and talk about who "won" in about 1 hour and compare them and try to downplay the amazing sony presentation lol
its just so fucking typical LOL
they just sat there acting like hipsters LOL
>>341182719
All the "experiences" looked bad, FFXV especially.
>>341182678
they liked horizon
they kinda liked god of war
they thought the zombie game looked boring
jeff liked call of duty and everyone else was kinda meh
they hated all the VR stuff
they didn't see enough of resident evil to actually form any kind of opinion on it
kojima's weird thing was baffling but gave dan a huge erection
>>341183397
Because he is a fucking cunt.
>>341183327
Handhelds should fucking die. They suck and they make me wait a few years while they get emulated. But I would never buy handheld trash and no one should.
>alex is shitting on days gone
>brad is shitting on days gone
>jeff is shitting on days gone
>dan is comparing it to dead rising
>austin is crying because it's a "zombie" game
Oh, right.
That's it lads. Guess the game looks like shit.
>>341183642
>LOOOOOLL
well you clearly are underage and thus haven't actually experienced many good games so I'll forgive your shit tastes.
>Dan with 5 fucking drinks in front of him
Hey Jason can you take me down? I've gotta pee
>>341183397
That's Alex, he has legit brain problems and is generally a depressed weirdo.
>>341183397
Just leave and forget GB, you'll be better off. Glory days are long gone
>>341181963
RE7 is PC/PS4/XBONE so I'm not sure if that means anything. Kojima's game is also for PC unless the plans have changed since the original announcement.
>>341183642
Are you a real person or is this some sort of bit or parody?
>>341183397
I think he hates himself.
>>341183997
>the game doesn't matter if it's not exclusive
what the fuck you retard
>>341183327
they may have some indie games for vita on the show floor
>no FFVII update
ree
>>341183818
Fuck you. they're far better than mobile when it comes to playing while traveling
>>341183892
it looks boring, yeah
>>341183940
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
you have fun parroting what giant bomb crew says in passive aggressive little whinings in the next 30 minutes as if you can form your own opinion without them LOL
lets see
>MOST GAMES ANNOUNCED
>MOST EXCLUSIVES
>BIGGEST FRANCHISES
>BIGGEST VR LINEUP
>BIGGEST FAN BASE
>BIGGEST DEVELOPERS WORKING EXCLUSIVELY FOR PS4
loooooooooooool
literally no reason to ever buy a xbone now all games are going to be windows 10 ports , literally no reason at all, sony won, game over man, you lose LOL
>>341183319
i know that i'm just saying everyone else where being real dicks
>>341183892
zombies are incredibly played out, its hard to get excited
>>341183892
I don't know why it exists when we have Last of Us, State of Decay and Dead Rising
>>341183892
it does look like shit
who the fuck wants yet another zombie post apocalyptic game?
>>341183892
It does
It looks like nothing
>>341184271
how is a multiplatform game a win for sony? they're literally paying to promote it as an exclusive to casuals who don't pay attention to this stuff.
>>341183892
>Guess the game looks like shit.
It does.
Haven't they been saying they want actual games from VR?
Why are they shitting on it?
>>341184847
Demos and experiences aren't games.
>>341184707
That's because everyone's sick of CoD.
>>341184610
You Sony faggots are unbelievable
I assume most of the console war shit is bait, but you're just an absolute fag
>>341184610
This is an 18+ website
>>341184610
>you have fun parroting what giant bomb crew
I'm not sure why you are watching the giant bomb stream if you don't like them.
that said, I don't agree with giant bomb. They thought there were actually some good games this e3.
also
"loooool" at you thinking that quantity=quality.
I had to duck out right after the God of War bit, and I came back right at the ass-end of the RE7 bit. Did I miss anything? I get the distinct feeling that I didn't.
>>341184847
They're shitting on the tech demos, they're very positive on RE7.
dan is gonna stab jeff with that knife
>>341172782
>VR
>zombies
>star wars
>FFXV VR/fps
I can't believe it, I'll finally be able to stop buying this shit and finally leave this place. I'm almost happy
>>341184847
>actual games
there were actual games shown?
If there is a cidney dating sim in FFXV I'm getting PSVR
>all these salty little coons
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>341185428
Why not just do us all a favor and leave now?
fuck dan drinks a lot of soda
>>341185428
Nobody here even plays video games.
>>341185616
playing video games is not a requirement to be on /v/.
If anything, if you play games you shouldn't be on /v/
>>341185610
> remaster coon
I'd be salty too
>>341184847
There won't be any actual games with depth for years.
man vinny is looking good. he just needs to drop 5-10 pounds and he will be an extremely fuckable bara god
>>341185616
because real games still aren't complete shit yet
>>341186106
The Italian stallion.
>no Ace Combat 7
>i came away disappointed
LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>341185838
No, but why come here and contribute no meaningful discussion if you don't even enjoy video games? Hearing "I think everything's shit and I'm above it all." gets old real fast.
>>341185610
>being intimately attached to a corporation
loooool
Horizon looked good. Not buy a PS4 good though.
>>341186539
Dare you to tweet this to him.
>>341186084
memes aside you can't be genuinely excited about that game. I mean I can see someone excited about god of war or kojimas game, or about the blade runner simulator shown.
But generic zombie shooter #300? When resident evil vr was shown in the same conference?
