Hello, /v/.
How may I assist you this evening?
>>341151986
activate oral service module
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE SUSIE
Susie, could you load up CELERY MAN?
you can assistMY DICK
>>341151986
Borb!
>>341151986
I need a monster to clobber thatBORB
>>341151986
I NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH
>>341152492
>>341152575
>>341152595
AH NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH THAT THERE KIRBEH
>mfw Susie actually winds up filling this role in-game
>>341152128
>>341152464
I'm sorry, but these services don't appear to be in our databanks.
>>341152575
>>341152595
>>341152492
We are currently working to improve our Anti-Borb policies. Please be patient!
Kirby game where he journeys to the afterlife to save the souls ofSectonia and Haltmannwho did nothing wrong when?
>>341153078
Then kindly leave the premises, Miss Borb.
>>341153060
>mfw Susie actually winds up filling this role in-game
That would be pretty neat, but I'm wondering what kind of capacity a "customer service" type would be used for in your average Kirby game.
SPY!
I want to repair Susie!
>>341151986
Please hold me and pet my head like a mother while I cry the entire night until I fall asleep.
>>341153525
She's already operating at peak efficiency, anon.
>>341151986
How about you kill yourself you disgusting fuck? You killed your dad when all he wanted to do was protect you you piece of shit
SUCK UP THIS TORCH
>>341153272
Perhaps we can make a compromise.
>>341153686
>You killed your dad when all he wanted to do was protect you you piece of shitHe was too busy trying to bring back the memory of what he lost that he completely ignored her when she was right in front of his face.
>>341152380
>>341153505
woah pretty epic my dude, can i use this for my spray?
>>341153886
She is still a cunt who literally just stopped trying to kill Kirby to save her own sorry ass
>>341151986
I wan't to put Susie in a trash compressor!
>>341153721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_rgZL-2kwo
>>341154503
>>341153721
DELETE THIS.
>>341153886It's worse than that, if what an anon said in another thread earlier is true. She may actually just be a clone who is a pale imitation of the real Susie that died in an accident long ago. Since after the accident Haltmann devoted himself to his company and didn't care at all for this imperfect Susie, it makes a lot more sense why she wanted to betray him and destroy his company to "Teach the old man a lesson"
>>341154071
At least she had the good sense to pick Kirby's side before she got borbed.
>>341153258
But their souls are already saved, that's what those true arena fights are for. Remember how you beat Magolor Soul and he showed up normal a game later? Same thing for those two. Our insect waifu and business eggman are perfectly alive and well.
>>341154856
That would make a lot of sense, yeah.
Fucking hell why is Kirby lore so deep.
>>341155005
She should've been borb'd.
I wonder where we'll see her again
Imagine if she became a recurring world boss
>>341155109
Haltmann's soul was erased by Star Dream, dude. He's deader than a gay bar at Orlando.
>>341153417
Wouldn't it basically play out like RotK? She could even provide the bosses armor or some other Susie Industries upgrade in the same capacity of Mecha Knight.
>>341153782
no
>>341153686
>killed your dad
>dad
What
So, are you a robot or...how did that work again?
I get that there WAS a real Susie, but whats the one in the game?
>>341158157Susie is Max Profits daughter. Her snatching the control helm caused him to lose control of star dream and lead to his soul being erased.
>>341158731Where does it say she's his daughter?
>>341159065Check the Susie 2.0 pause description. Her full name is Susanna Patrya Haltmann.
>>341158731It's not like he cared she came back until the OS Soul fight anyway and that was probably the last thing he thought before being deleted.
