So we're all in consensus that Zarya is top tier, right? She's arguably one of the best tanks in the game
>not 95% spunk
>best at something in her life
fuck off, where is my adorable british godess?
>>341152349
>Tracer is tank
>>341150804
>everyone thinks Zarya is SJW bait
>in reality she's a wholesome and virtuous woman who wants to remove all robot scum
She's not good if enemies aren't retarded and dont shoot her when she has barriers up
Her damage is pitiful if not fully charged. At least Reinhardt can 1v1 a lot of the cast
>>341152737
She's a knightmare to deal with as Lucio, Roadhog's an easier target
>>341152962
>Implying a good Zarya won't barrier before contact
Are you just going to never fire at her?
>>341153217
>Shoot at her a couple times to bait the shield and then stop for a second because its up for a tiny period
>8 second cooldown
I'll kill her in that time period
>>341153474
"I WANT TO HUG YOU LIKE BIG, FUZZY, SIBERIAN BEAR"
GOD DAMN IT! SHE'S SO ADORABLE
>>341154225
>>341150804
She can tank my cock that's for damn sure. Zarya is easily the girl I would fuck the hardest in Overwatch.
she can't tank anything, she can roam and be annoying
but charge into the enemy and then what? oh 200 extra hp, now 100% overcharge! and... le dead dyke because you can't really withstand any real damage, go back to charge that bubble some more bitch.
I wish it wasn't like this, but sadly it is, she only works in koth as MT, in normal maps you still want Rein like 95% of the time, even Roadhog is better since he can insta rape one squishy and makes your fights 6v5 rather quick.
>>341154225
I want her to hug me
>>341150804
>Zarya
>top tier
only if the other team is stupid enough to shoot her shield.
she's noob bait, and is no higher of a tier than the pyro in TF2 because of it
Even thought she is classified as one, she isn't really a tank, she is more like a bulky support with huge DPS potential and a team ending ult.
Do you dream of being roughly railed by a husky strong man with tits?
>>341156232
ideal femdom is with smaller girls bullying a man who's way bigger than them, not bigger girls being the big spoon
>>341150804
That art is fucking disgusting
Zarya's great if you have a 2nd tank. Just like Zen is great if you have a 2nd healer.
>>341150804
Depends on team comp and enemy team. If you can't bait enemies into charging your shield or have a healer to sustain you on the way, she is becomes a little useless. I do think she comes in handy more often then D.va though when it comes to mitigating damage.
>>341154225
>>341155956
I want her to hug me like big, fuzzy Siberian bear as I empty balls in her when she;s ovulating.
I want zarya to.pin.me.to.the.bed,.pull out her big fat throbbing cock, and pound my ass until my wimpy cock spews cum like the sissy buttslut I am.
No homo
>>341150804
Mercy is better
If it's arguable, then there's no consensus, you fucking idiot.
Doesn't change the fact the hair ruins her design.
>>341157592
>doesnt want a big.muscular amazonian shemale with cute pink.punk hair
Literal Faggot
>drawing Zarya with some disgusting, overly masculine face when she has a pretty face
fuck off
She's the only character I can really enjoy playing but it sucks when the dps on your team don't know how to push.
>>341154682
She probably encourage you to go harder.
Make her curl her toes...
if you fail gotta keep going till you do
>>341158084
She has a man face.
>>341158459
The only part about this abomination that is female is her face and tits
>>341158660
She literally has the face of Disney Hercules.
She's frustrating, but so satisfying when I kill her.
Thank you, Soldier: 76
>>341158384
Despite all the futa and man jokes people make about Zarya it's pretty obvious she's a submissive cock sleeve that wants to be loved tenderly.
>>341157439heh
>>341159716
you know I'm right, anon
>>341160367
I agree with you completely, it's just that the layout of that image conjured thoughts of joviality likely beyond your understanding
>>341159076
Id rather zarya fuck my ass like a cock.sleeve instead of fucking her
If you would rather Fuck a pussy instead of getting you butt stuffed, you are a Fag
>on fire most of the time during koth
>juggling shields and melting fools
>get potg for catching the enemy off guard and melting them securing victory
>9 commendations
>both sides compliment my Zarya play
Gawrsh
>>341161017
I honestly don't know what you're talking about
>>341161881
I'm glad we had this talk
Good taste in overwatchfus by the way
Her jaw/jowl is too masculine. I'm all for muscly women but she just looks like a soft faced guy. Even Olympian lifters have a less angular face.
>>341161785
>that dress
>those muscles
reminds me of Casca, honestly. Who's Guts, and who's Griffith?
>>341161785
I've never gotten any commendations but I have been thanked in chat before.
>when you manage to sync her ult with tracer or reaper's ult on a crowded objective
>>341156140
>saving people from ults and insta kills like mccree and roadhog is useless
>>341162440
Zarya is a woman at heart who just wants to be strong enough to protect her friends
10/10 waifu material.
>>341157995
I want her thick ass on my face
>>341162440
76 is Guts and Reaper is Griffith.
>>341162767
>payload a few metres from completion in overtime
>fire at will
>team unloads
>chat fills with "FUCKING RUSSIAN DYKE"
>>341163809
>uses Behelit
>summons the Idea of Evil
>DIE DIE DIE
>>341162271
You're probably asian, western women look like her not like the neoteny asian women.
>>341164294
Your brain has been broken by all the tranny porn you jack it to, dude.
Can anyone.explain.to.me.why any muscular women I see, I want to have a.big.dick?
Can someone explain why I want to suck and get my boypussy pounded by girlcock so much?
>>341164931
sounds like you already know the answer, anon
>no porn of Zarya being tenderly loved
I even like futa but come on.
>Zarya starts pushing you around, calling you puny
>Eventually starts putting you in headlocks just because she can
>While working out one day, she comes in and watches you, gives you advice
>Asks you to start giving her backrubs after physically exhausting days
>Asks if you like the smell of her perfume as you get close to her
>Everytime you go somewhere together, if you try to introduce yourselves, she cuts you off and introduces herself as the future mother of your children
>She always loves grabbing a handful of your hair and yanking tightly as you slowly kiss each of her abs, make your way down to her thighs and tease her all over before eventually eating her out
>>341165737
>eating her out
But vagoo tastes bad
>>341165737
I need more
>love playing Zarya because being some sort of crazy tank/support/dps machine in the right circumstances makes me feel amazing
>still don't have one of her two acceptable skins
Suffering.
>>341165737
I'm ok with this
>>341150804
bestiality sfm of her fucking when?
>>341166274
What are ya, a fuckin' faggot?
>>341166336
>>341166482
>Zarya introduces you to her family and hometown
>You're the smallest man there except for the children and old dudes
>Every other man there is a hulking beast who wishes to test your strength
>Although you feel intimidated they all respect you for being the only man to conquer Zarya's heart
>As you leave they form a line with their arms extended for you to high five them all
>>341153217
She's easy as duck to deal with as Lucio, the duck you on about? His healing boost heals him faster than she can shoot, and can easily out maneuver her and shoot her down easily, or at least force her to retreat.
>>341167441But it does taste bad. I don't even mind the hair.
>>341167913
Well you shouldn't mind the hair, you get to nuzzle your nose right in her soft, pink pubes as you watch her writhe with pleasure from just your tongue.
>>341159076
alternate tender and rough.
Sometimes it feels good to spread your toes from having your cervix tenderly hammered
>Zarya doing naked squats over your face
>Sweat dripping from between her massive, firm tits, between her abs, and finally dripping off her pink pussy hairs into your mouth
>>341164560
I think it's you that is broken here.
>>341165737
>bullying
yes
>relationship
i guess
>pregnancy
no
>no dick
hell no.
let me show you what 3 years of /co/ and /mlp/ write faggotry can do.
ill write a decent greentext.
>>341170839
>decent greentext
>futa
Don't contradict yourself right at the start
>>341171569
>not liking dicks
i spotted the homo
>>341156232
Hell yeah.
Or a curvaceous woman with a penis.
>>341169434
I didn't know I wanted this
>>341169434
>>341172503
https://youtu.be/ay4VJ6FLa-Y?t=9m34s
?
>>341173747
>Awful anime women
No, Zarya
>>341174108What's the difference
>>341174810
Zarya has actual facial features and a voice that isn't grating
I just want a buff, strong woman to make me feel safe and protected but still be feminine and cute when I flirt with her
>>341175392
If that's D.va on the left she should be playing a video game.
>>341175937
>implying D.va isn't in the beach house working on her backlog
>>341175373
Correct.
>>341178541
That's being a terrible spotter
