Coon edition
I really, really don't care for VR.
>>341115859
Stark trek is gay
#girlwood
>last season was great!
>NO
every time
>>341115859
>coon edition
DELETE THIS
>levar burton comes on
>austin starts grinning like an monkey
>Jeri Ryan
damn I thought she was so hot when I used to watch Voyager with my dad as a kid.
That South Park segment was the only time i'll ever say Dan pissed me off the least out of all of them. Guy may be dumb as a box of rocks and unfunny, but at least he isn't stepping on eggshells around Austin and Alex.
>Those fucking graphics
Holy shit, what? That's terrible.
Ubisoft? Jumping into a new gimmick technology with garbage launch games? Well I never.
People are actually offended by Ryan in 2016, 3 years after he died. Thanks to Reddit finding out he made a "X years until Natalie Portman is legal" website. Some even "lost all respect for him". So not sure what people expect from the GB community nowadays.
GIANTBOMB? MORE LIKE COON AND FRIENDS
I love how they all admitted it was funny when South Park did a perfect parody and then everyone slowly got angry and/or silent.
I wonder how that moment would have been if Austin wasn't there.
WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA
This SJW plague needs to die
>autistic meme nerd show vr game
why?
>>341116124
He looks like that incredulous black African kid talking to the white woman in that one macro. Can someone post them side by side?
>>341116403
lel
>black man speaking
>Austin nods along the entire time
Fucking hell
>>341116304
natalie portman was a massive qt
he's only cooler in my eyes
>>341116251
Dan is still a faggot, but yeah, I appreciated him going "Last season was funny".
Only 2 bigger SJW sites than GB are kotaku and polygon
what the hell went wrong?
>>341116304
Fucking what? I expect them to have joined in years after he passed though.
>>341116317
Kek. Guess that's my new name for these has-beens.
Palmer Lucky looking more like a special needs child than ever.
>>341116403
HEY
ERIC
>>341116093
Same. I want the VR meme to end already.
>>341116243
>Her skin tight outfit and those sexy borg impants
>>341116553
Fuck off nigger, Levar is great
Token staff members on passive agressively seething watch
>>341116251
aka "i agree with dan's opinion so he is the only genuine one"
fuck you reverse sjw
>>341116673
if you had more money that you could spend in a lifetime before you were 30 and a white male you would do the same
>>341116304
>>341116553
KEK
>>341116635
The sell to CBS was the final straw, I think. When you share the same building as Danny O'Cuck, it's hard to go back.
>>341116635
They moved into the centre of the storm
>Austin just can't stop getting triggered
The canerous mods deleting all "TRIGGERED" posts
Who the fuck is this coon?
Did Vinny join in the SJW finger wagging?
WHY IS UBISOFT SO RUDE AND RACIST
I CAN'T WATCH THIS, UGHHH
so austin never called out jeff for his rap songs
>>341116403
>sigh at suck a bag of...
>gb west laughed and filmed dan eating a bag of candy dicks
Were they all using Vive controllers in Star Trek or were those Oculus Touch? Kinda funny if Vive right after having Palmer Luckey.
>austin only one that laughs at aisha
>smiles when niggers and wome are on camera
>>341115859
>@notabotwinkyfce
>@gunswordfist
are you even trying ubisoft
>>341116835
he is but austin always acts like he has some type of connection to every black person
>>341117017
you should see the Ninja Gaiden Load our last souls when Rachel comes up.
>>341117017
Unfortunately.
>>341116635
It probably has a lot to do with whoever appointed the mods in their community, who would over time start banning anyone who ever says something negative about one of the staff members.
Was it Patrick?
>>341116872
fucking
hell
>>341116872
You were trying to circumvent rules and got a slap on the wrist. Not that bad honestly.
>its a geordi episode
>>341117042
Austin is still a yes masa bitch when it comes to his white boss.
based Ubishit triggering the ever living shit out of Alex and Austin, at least they did one thing right
fuck Giantbomb I am fucking done with this
Does GB own stock in VR shit? They keep acting like any of this trash looks good.
>>341117183
what hapenned
>>341117183
Nani?
>>341116635
san francisco is literally a diseased place and infects everyone that lives there, not to mention if you have dissenting views in the games industry, you will seriously be blacklisted and in a very tenuous, oversaturated job like GAMES JOURNALISM, that's something you just can't risk.
>>341117017
vinny gave up when ryan died.
>>341117296
they want us to move to the furture
>>341117189
Unfortunate, but now that means I can make a clean break without regrets. Good luck to everyone still keeping on.
>>341117296
>they made hours of videos of shitting on terrible VR games
what do you think
>>341116304
Early podcasts, they say retard a lot. I'm surprised there aren't more upset comments on the podcast posts from new people.
>>341116304
What a bro. I bet he watch Leon all the time just like me.
>>341117280
Hell yeah motherfucker
outrape me?
>>341117017
he couldn't resist it
>>341117281
this, he sucks up to Jeff so hard
was austin a mistake yay/nay?
>>341116635
They became a part of a corporation.
No banter allowed in corporate America.
>>341116124
Austin getting his shit pushed in is the best thing GB has produced since Dan first came on and they did the first two MGSs
What a bunch of humorless twats, I hope Dan gets a career elsewhere before he's as dead inside as Jeff or Alex
Black people hugging on stage, spouting sick memes and wearing gay tribute ribbons.
Video games.
>>341117140
>Xbox conference
>Austin comments that it's cool they there's been a woman and a black person on stage so far
>Jeff gives a muffled "yeah" followed by an awkward silence
>>341117017
The only person that did any actual finger wagging was Alex. Austin was visibly angry. Brad and Dan laughed a bit but didn't want to show it. Jeff and Vinny just didn't care one way or another.
>black man and black woman hugs
>alex cheers
>>341117296
Jeff seemed really excited for VR and seemed really disappointed with it at launch. Maybe he just wants it to get better and will take anything.
>>341117017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU71mFo0WXQ
>>341117017
V-dawg don't get triggered.
He just said it was a bad presentation (which it was), but he'd hold his judgement seeing as Stick of Truth was great.
>>341117556
yes but it also couldve been alot worse
>>341116443
>asking a question that answers itself
Jeff is the only hero left in man
She's a giant. A hot chocolate giant.
>>341117567
I hope Dan fucks off Giant Bomb too, considering he's just as bad as Austin.
>>341117556
yea
>>341117759
except he bitched out when COON came up, only Dan stepped up
look at this eurocentric video game disgusting
>>341117183
explain
Going to bed, i expect dank compilations first thing in the morning
>>341117657
>beloved actor and well-liked E3 host hug
>alex cheers
ftfy
>>341117851
She could grind my bones into bread any time.
>>341115859
thats a girl knight
>>341116673
A bithe wasn't always this way, for those that don't know
>>341117710
what the FUCK? that was a fucking great presentation, the writing was based as fuck.......... i think vinny may be turning sjw if he didn't like it..
everyone is so bummed and the atmosphere is dire as shit after the COON segment
fucking hell this is the worst, fuck alex and austin
>>341117567
>Austin getting his shit pushed in
What happen
>>341115859
>>341116124
did he say anything or did he just sigh and make bitchy noises?
>>341117904
I'm pretty sure he just doesn't give a shit.
>stronk woman game
fuk this desu
>>341118128
That looks pretty neato
>>341118203
The latter.
>>341118128
South Park promo and the next game is about the character "The Coon", Austin sat there and pouted and wiped his eyes at one point. GLORIOUS
>>341116251
That's the one thing Dan still has going for him, he hasn't yet been taught to bow down to San Francisco's faggotry
>>341118125
bro that was super racist, it's was worse than that thing in orlando, now wonder they feel down okay?
>>341117954
Bottom Line:Alex is gay
This guy is pretty based
>>341117556
Yes. But at least it's not a woman.
serious question why are we still watching giant bomb. jeff/vinny being funny is such a rarity these days buried beneath a pile of mediocre, politically correct muck and has been for 2 years now. what's the fucking point? its just habit. we need to move on and find new friend simulators.
>>341118070
dude are you 14? do you really think the only reason people don't like lazy, unfunny edgy humour is because it offends them? that writing was terrible.
>had to rewatch pc principal reveal
>that big NO on Alex regarding the latest season being good
Nigga that's not fact it's literally opinion and taste.
>>341118645
We should start our own friend simulator
>>341118645
because i like jeff and when he shits on things and the rare moments he is happy
also after e3 shows are fucking glorious
>>341118645
It's because there's nothing to go to. I'm hanging on hoping that it improves.
>>341118542
go be fat somewhere else austin
>>341118645
I still find them funny
>>341118542
>>341116872
GB's forums aren't /v/. You have to watch your mouth there
inb4 free speech, the site was never about that and the mods there are 100% cucks. But it always was and this is to be expected.
>>341118558
>that feel when it wasn't kish
What's even the point of having a new york studio?
>>341118698
you probably like superhero movies anyways loser
>>341118645
i don't know how to make new fake friends...
>>341118070
>IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS FUNNY YOU'RE PROBABLY AN SJW AND TRIGGERED
Nah. Shit was just lame. Some of the jokes were already in a released trailer. Others were "LOL I SAID COON RIGHT GUYS?"
>>341118128
austin seemed uncomfortable during the south park segment because they made black people jokes and anti-sjws are making it out like he was swearing and fuming and mind controlling the other GB dudes to not like south park's tired humor
also i just triggered the anti-sjws with this post, sorry boys :)
>>341118070
He can't say anything but he disagrees with them on things or lets them say their words just so it can pass because it's not a discussion he wants to have. Him and Dan were openminded to the game and Brad too.
>>341118125
>fuck alex and austin
I know it's easy to place all the blame on them to protect your opinion of your "based" "comfy" e-celeb friends but every single member of Giant Bomb is a cucked leftist .
>>341117647
that made me cringe so hard. NOBODY BUT YOU GIVES A SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. So glad Austin is quarantined to New York for most of the year.
>>341118883
The forums were really quite decent in the early years.
>>341118645
Because not everybody watches for "lel vinny so goofy ecksdee".
>>341118937
>South Park isn't funny
go play some inclusive games with your gf's kid you fucking cuck
>>341118945
Dude, they all went fucking silent during the SP segment.
I stopped watching GB ages ago, only ever watching the E3 streams. Every fucking year they sink lower.
Getting triggered over South Park is the lowest of lows. These guys used to understand fun. Now they are just old farts.
>>341118698
Brad laughed at the black superhero movie joke. You could tell he was trying to cover it up too. They all laughed at the Stick of Truth announcement.
>>341118645
I tried moving onto Easy Allies when I saw them mentioned here, but I just found them annoying as shit. I really need to find a good replacement for Giant Bomb.
>>341118945
DELETE THIS
>>341118645
I did stop watching them.
I just come to these threads once in a while to shit on them.
>>341119220
>He still has the same humour that he had when he was 13
>Or is actually 13
>>341118952
most of them are less outspoken about it because they know its not entertaining
>>341119260
only not black guy and alex were triggered
>>341118645
There still isn't a better alternative. All the retards who left ign/gametrailers and youtubers are somehow worse.
At least Drew never gets involved with that shit.
>>341118945
>austin seemed uncomfortable during the south park segment because they made black people jokes and anti-sjws are making it out like he was swearing and fuming and mind controlling the other GB dudes to not like south park's tired humor
100% true.
The way people are talking about it, you'd think Austin launched into a tirade. He just sat there and looked awkward because shit got uncomfortable.
>>341119182
so what do you watch for? feature film length quick looks of mediocre indie games with banal, boring small talk? its supposed to be entertaining, that's what the site is, and its not most of the time.
>>341118945
No one implied he was going into sperg mode. The utter silence and looks on their faces was enough.
>>341119239
whoa...... austin really does have mind control powers....... holy shit..
So it has the directional swordplay but casualized?
>>341119613
amazing!!
>>341118645
The segment before South Park, Jeff and Vinny were having fun shitting on Wildlands and it was funny.
The mood got soured when Austin threw his hissy fit.
>>341119534
>Oh boy...
he's a big guy
Is this conference an hour or two hours?
>>341119547
He's going to have a shitfit afterward on twitter or with an article, just like with mechanical apartheid.
Also getting triggered by South Park is ridiculous, and Austin was visibly triggered.
>>341117759
He doesn't like Kevin Owens, Jeff is shit now
you know shit's bad when people are on Dan's side
>>341119421
>South Park offends me
>therefore the humor is for children
fuck off fag
>>341119549
>feature film length quick looks of mediocre indie games with banal, boring small talk?
That is entertainment to some people. I don't watch any other youtubers.
I like Jeff's sense of disdain for life at many times.
thank god ryan didnt live long enough to see giantbomb become this
its an injustice that jeff is still alive at this point
>>341119780
Probably 90min.
>>341119427
They are still your enemies whether they like to wear that on their sleeve or not.
Even your "Based" "Comfy" Vinny would be absolutely disgusted by every single person here and he would side with the degenerates every single time.
>This thread will now be about nothing but Austin
Please let it go.
>>341119421
>humour
ahahaha oh wow. Brexit when? EU is turning Brit men into chicks at a rapid pace
>>341119760
>his hissy fit
ie not saying anything and just looking kind of grumpy at a racial slur for *his race* being repeated over and over. you have autism, my dude.
>>341115859
>a group of fat middle age white men getting triggered by south park
>>341118945
>>341119547
I don't think Austin did something wrong, but he was visibly upset and everyone else felt uncomfortable.
I mean, I'd be uncomfortable as fuck too if I was watching South Park and a black guy got visibly upset at the jokes.
And then there was Alex being a faggot.
>>341119613
>Passive aggressive strawmanning
YA GOT ME
Coon and friends is actually a great alternative name to GiantBomb.
>>341119613
They've never went like this before, not even when they were locked up with a drunk Leigh Alexander. If you can't see the harm Austin is doing, you can't pick up social queues and might be on the spectrum.
>>341119260
dude they were having fun the whole way through until a terrible segment came up. They were joking throughout the wildlands stuff and the rest of the conference. They didn't like one segment that was legitimately lazy and lame. They reused jokes from the last game and had "haha racial slurs edgy" jokes. stop freaking out because they disapproved of one thing.
how much more of this is there gonna be.
I'm allowed to watch this at work while working on other stuff and it just hit 5. 5:30 and I'll hang out. If it goes to 6 I'm leavin now and will watch the archives
>>341119220
>go play some inclusive games with your gf's kid you fucking cuck
They've been doing the same shit since the 90s. Excuse me if I think it's a bit tired.
>>341119239
It was really unfunny regardless
how do we fix giantbomb?
get rid of dan, jason, austin and alex.
bring back dave for flight club and hire kyle bosman
>>341119893
I think Ryan & Dan would have meshed well. He would have constantly bantered with him like he did with Will Smith.
I barely watch giantbomb anymore. I used to check the site everyday when they were whiskey media. But those days are gone
>>341118645
no alternative
GB may be half shit, but it's only half shit.
>There are people who don't like Jeffand Dan
this game looks like shit
>>341119893
>People constantly making Ryan out to be Jesus Christ and slayer of SJWs
It's like you never even watched Giant Bomb in the Ryan era. Ryan was a bit of a loud cunt, and remember that he is the one who hired Patrick.
Stop, this, meme.
>>341120009
trigg
>>341119974
Audibly grunting, looking over his shoulders and down. You were the autist all along, my friend.
Every time that black woman comes back on, I die a little inside. Just like her jokes.
ugh, that South Park segment was terribad. Literally aimed at /b/tards, kiddie humor.
>>341118645
https://twitter.com/ceasarAlex/status/742456094077767681
https://twitter.com/kcKilroy/status/742454863150321664
reminder this is modern giant bomb. this is the crowd that actually subscribes and the people they appeal and pander to. it's time to go and move on /v/.
>>341119829
I like that the continued assumption is that the only reason it's disliked is because it's "offensive." I just think it's lazy as fuck and incredibly predictable. anyone who thinks a racial slur is by itself funny because it's "taboo" is incredibly immature.
>Austin constantly smiling and chuckling, while looking at everyone when Aisha tells a joke.
>>341120230
He also loved Patrick and doing QLs with him
>hurr south park has childish humour it offends me
Aren't YOU too old to get triggered by childish humour then?
>>341120101
What the fuck is wrong with Jason?
>>341119930
Austin apologist pls go
>>341120068
Leftism has only grown worse with time and so leftist crushing is more important now than ever.
>>341120068
except they aren't, the clearly switched to mostly social commentary in the early 2000s from gross out humor
>being this mad
>>341119974
He said "UGHHHHHH" when The Coon got mentioned. Alex tried defusing the situation and he answered angrily with "I KNOW, I KNOW"
It's impossible to not have the mood soured at that point. Everyone wants the segment and the awkwardness to end. Would you honestly laugh in that situation even if you thought something was funny? I wouldn't.
>>341120446
Agreed. Keep Jason, but ban O'Dwyer.
>>341116658
Austin will never be as black as Jeff
>>341120048
No one is freaking out because they disapproved, they disprove most things, that's why people like them. What's terrible is just pulling the plug over some 3rd grader jokes making some privileged preppy fatso mad.
>>341120518
>"ugh"
It's my number one red flag.
Times like these I wish Ryan was still around and able to counter this liberal bullshit with his libertarian politics. He wouldn't stand for this shit.
>>341120185
Jeff is amazing and 70% of why I even still watch GB.
Dan is a manchild but isn't that bad.
>>341120185
I like Jeff and Vinny all the time
I fluctuate between liking and hating Brad and Dan, it depends
Alex and Austin need to leave
>>341120101
>get rid of Austin and Alex
>keep Jason and Dan
>hire Jeff Bakalar and Danny O'Dwyer
>>341120507
Can't wait till South Park offends your delicate sensibilities in a year or two.
>>341120185
Jeff and Vinny are great. Brad is ok on the right company. Dan, Alex and Austin are all faggots.
>>341120348
>anyone who thinks a racial slur is by itself funny because it's "taboo" is incredibly immature.
I agree with you.
Especially considering the fact that that is not what South Park humor is.
>>341120518
It depends. My sense of humour doesn't revolve around "offending" people or whatever, so it probably wouldn't happen
>>341120740
>hiring Danny "White Guilt" O-Dwyer
>>341120518
I would
I'd laugh out loud and tell Austin to stop being such a little bitch
>>341120740
Danny O'Dwyer is fucking awful. I'm fine with the rest of that though.
>>341120659
Dave was the libertarian.
Ryan was more classically liberal, but loved going hard, so tricky to tell how he'd be here
>>341120659
And Dave was the libertarian.
>>341120678
alex is a socially awkward shut-in faggot that was never meant to leave his apartment and just write because he can't handle socializing and being consistently funny but they needed a seat filler to justify the new office in new york.
>>341120275
If you have this opinion then you are an SJW and should probably end your life. The latest season of South Park was incredible and this new game looks awesome as well.
>>341120894
That would be a nice way of coming across as an asshole and to get fired, I suppose.
>>341120678
I go between loving dan, and loving hating him. he isn't ideal but he gives plenty to bounce off of.
Alex and austin out though
>>341120740
>O'Dwyer
>>341119915
theyre entertainers
as long as they dont lean into it like partick, alex, or austin I couldnt give a shit what they think politically
same reason i can enjoy tom cruise movies
I've also never used the words 'based' or 'comfy'
cringe cringe cringe
>>341120897
Only hire him for more terrible European sports game Quicklooks, those are great
>>341120048
They didn't have to enjoy. The problem was that they were visibly insulted over it. These guys have become massive softcocks who focus on the negatives instead of the positives, which is in direct contrast to what the website was started on.
My roommate asked who the latino guy was. It was Austin.
>>341120981
DELETE THIS
is this spurdo in human form?
>President of Finland
I like this guy.
>Finns in charge of speaking english
>people implying the South Park presentation was in any way unfunny
It was objectively extremely funny to anybody who isn't a SJW. If you didn't laugh at it then you are on the other side of this cultural war and have no place on this board.
Jokes that upset blacks, gays and leftists are exactly what everybody here should be supporting.
>>341120981
funny he says this because so far ryan was the only person to say FAGGOT live on a giant bomb stream, very liberal
>MAKE BABY TOGETHER
Thank you Finns for keeping the meme machine alive.
>finnish
yeah right
>>341115859
stop pushing new shit into a video game conference
>>341120348
except that's not the joke. It's how absurd a child can be so racist and oblivious to call himself "The Coon" as a character in 2016. Cartman's entire character is how absurdly evil he is for a 5th grader. He worships Hitler during multiple episodes for fucks sake
>>341120740
o'irish is arguably worse than austin because he has a bigger mouth
hire mary
>>341121482
Finnish isnt much better
>>341120834
that's sure as hell what the trailer's humour was though, which is what was being critiqued.
>>341121276
Jeff, Brad, Vinny and Dan weren't insulted over it. Jeff was unamused and Vinny, Brad and Dan couldn't laugh because they were in an awkward position and didn't want to trigger Austin further.
finland literally saving the show
>blood dragon is an aesthetic now
I'm ok with this.
>>341120897
Potato Danny used to be good, not sure if he was hiding it or if san fran ruined him.
>>341121539
The second part with them discussing the movie phases was pretty good, but the part of actual gameplay was pretty bad and just boiled down to Cartman's old "Fuck you, mom" jokes.
South Park being funny or not has nothing to do with this, the problem is Austin going out of his way to kill the room.
>>341121539
Fuck off with the culture war bullshit, neo/v/.
>>341121146
>I couldnt give a shit what they think politically
Except their politics bleeds into every single thing they do or say. Take the beloved Jeff, his whole "dude drugs, you guys police? hip hop man" persona is an implicit act of leftism.
I'm OK with more Trials.
>>341121845
as long as they dont do more than 3 games.
it looses its charm very fast
>>341121540
Jeff has become such a SJW that he is fabricating facts about his dead best friend. It's fucking sad.
Assassin's creed?
hehe, more like Arsearsein's Creed! haha PLEASE appreciate my post.
>>341120981
so jeff is ruining his best friends legacy by warping reality
classy
>>341121992
You clearly haven't kept up with Trials.
>>341121985
>>>/pol/
>you get a grappling hook, you get a grappling hook, and you get a grappling hook
>>341122262
Upvoted.
>>341122194
I'm sorry, but you're objectively wrong. Ryan was literally 100% responsible for Patrick joining the website.
>>341121539
They were right to call that parents sex joke a mile away, but I enjoyed the back and forth between Cartman and Kyle on it. Some of the presentation came off awkward, but yeah, it had some solid jokes. The stone faces aside from Brad and Dan sometimes struggling not to laugh just made the whole thing awkward.
>>341115859
break time
>>341121540
He got really mad at a video game and accidentally said a homophobic word that often isn't used in a homophopic context.
I'm a liberal, and I feel like saying faggot sometimes. It doesn't mean anything about my stance toward gay people or whatever. It means I was a boy in middle school, and I got used to calling a bunch of people faggots for no real reason.
What's that fag ribbon about?
>>341122374
Now we just need a new Bionic Commando without a grappling hook, just to keep everyone on their toes.
