End the pain edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed] [Embed]
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
no anime
HOW WOULD A MEXICAN CARTEL TAKE OUT THE BOLIVIAN CARTEL?
GIRLWOOD
DUDE COCAINE LMAO
>Calling Mexico wildlands
that's so racist
UNSTOPPABLE COCAINE DEALERS!
>Trump's Nightmare: The videogame
some anime
>>341107203
Is Bolivia gonna be mad? They already hate the US as far as i remember
>mexican cartel took over all of bolivia
do these niggers even listen to what they say?
new info about the south park game in 5 minutes according to their
>wildlands
Did this get a name change?
>>341106813
why is everyone wearing fag ribbons
Is Reaper in this game?
>>341106813
I want South Park gameplay goddammit.
/v/ mission control, this is sniper team alpha
I've located the black female rhino, do I take the shot?
was that liam neeson in the trailer?
Ghost Recon: We /pol/ now
>>341106813
Is that her real hair
Is there a grade worse than F- that I can give Ubisoft?
AISHA IS CUTE
>>341106813
>[Embed] [Embed]
BUILD
absolutely homosexual
CRACKLE
>how comfy are you out of 10
>actual scale doesn't even use the numeric system
worst poll ever
>HEY GUYS LET US RUIN A COUNTRIES SOVEREIGNTY BECAUSE MUH DRUGS
>SO COOL
#Girlwood
99% of you faggots need to leave
>>341103872
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>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341107242
There is only one cartel duh?
NOT
A
SINGLE
FUCKING INTERESTING VIDEOGAME
HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED THIS E3
NOT
ONE
FUCKING
**************GAME**************
REASONS TO VOTE FOR TRUMP SIMULATOR 2016
who /still watching pc show/ here
REMOVE COCOA
BUILD WALL
PLEASE SOMEONE POST THE DRINKING GAME
day9 getting put in his place by warren spector
>>341107242
maybe all mexicans joined the cartel after getting kicked out of america by trump so they had the manpower
>>341107382
Fag massacre in Orlando.
>>341107327
>tfw furry bf
>Mexican Intellectuals
The stu-maker
>>341107409
DO IT, FAGGOT !
>>341107313
I think you mean reality beaner
>>341107553
WE HAPPY FEW YOU FUCKWIT
people will play this game for a month or two
then itll die just like the divison
Uh Im a little late, but did Ubi just confirm the NX before Nintendo did?
>>341107502
mentally challenged animeposter
>>341107203
Only old people in the audience.
>>341107432
FF-
Let's go double letters
>>341107203
RELEASE THE ANIME
YES
TACTICOOL CHATTER
>>341107502
You're making the thread less comfy
leave
Literally the divison
FIX YOUR MIC
god damnit how do professionals not know how to position a mic when you're presenting so you don't breath into it.
Please go to the sticky if all you want to do is do low effort post like you're in a twitch chat.
>>341107409
Fire!
>mfw they're re-releasing Stick of Truth on current-gen consoles
ENOUGH
THEY BRING DRUGS INTO OUR COUNTRY
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
THE WALL WILL BE BUILT
AND THEY WILL PAY FOR IT
>grandpa telling us his stories
>>341107553
I know the thread's not that comfy anymore, but please don't do that.
>>341107716
Yeah, Aisha fucked up a bit there.
They're still doing the shitty fucking teamchat thing from Division's gameplay videos?
>>341107584
me
>Breaking Bad reference :^))
STOP
Original Deus Ex developer talking about how consoles ruined gaming
>implying anyone roleplays like this
Do your part and keep the threads comfy
>Keep it stealthy
>Shoots loud guns
>keep is stealthy
>opens fire on first person he sees
Oh it's totally real voice chat
>>341107694
THAT WAS ANNOUNCED LAST YEAR YOU APEX FUCKING RETARD
what is up with all those shitty talking over gameplay???? jesus
I think i cut myself with the edge of that intro.
>It's another online shooter reveal with phony player voices
FAKE PRERENDERED CO-COP GAMEPLAY AS ALWAYS! THANKS UBISHIT
oh shit I'm sorry
More obviously scripted and horribly acted voice chat. This shit is disgusting
>>341107716
What did they say?
FUCK FAKE MULTIPLAYER """""GAMEPLAY"""""
>more fucking totally real mic chatter
why do they keep doing this
>lets keep it stealthy
>proceeds to shoot a guy multiple times with no silencer
what the fuck?
>>341107716
Yeah, what the hell?
>>341107691
Of course the king of cucks would say something like that.
Tom Clancy: The Phantom Recon
>Stealth gameplay
>Weapon is not silenced
Triggered.
>What if a Mexican drug gang invaded Bolivia
Why does America care enough to send its elite group of Ghosts in?
DUDE SEX ADMITTING THEY MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL BY MAKING GAMES FOR CONSOLE INSTEAD OF PC
>Actors pretending to play a tacticool shooter
Please refrain
This is totally how gamers play/talk
>stealth
>with no suppressors
>talking out loud
>gunning down people isn't taken seriously by the player character
>this cringeworthy fake ass voice chat
why do they do this
>>341107382
There was a shooting in Florida, take a note from Ubisoft and be more respectful.
>>341107553
Anyone got a list of new IP's? The only one's I can remember are indie games. I don't remember any AAA studios coming out with new IP's
STOP THE FUCKING STRAGED SCRIPTED TALKING AND JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME NORAMLLY AARARHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERYBODY RUN! IT'S HAVOC
>Scripted ubisoft team chat AGAIN
Stop this, you fucks.
Please keep it comfy, also
>open world shooter
>>341107886
this game will NOT look like hteyre showing
drones?
NOPE
the divison had none
downgrade
fucking imminent
fuck ubisoft...
This is dumb
This is exactly how people playing FPS games online talk. They know their audience so well.
>>341108097
>allowing a rogue state on your continent
We're not China
>>341108043
>oh shit i've been spotted
>>341108017
>>341107716
Yeah I missed her saying this
They are doing this shit on purpose now
>>341107931
Who cares about one hit wonders?
>>341107959
Yeah but he shot all the guys he could see so that's like all of them, probably.
Stop tying in caps or I'll bust out an M16 and go full rambo mode on your fat neckbeard ass
>stealth
>lets fly a fucking helicopter
How autistic do you have to be to talk like that during a game?
can I expect anything out of ubi other than shitty shooters and whatever new asscreed?
Poor Bolivia, if only they had a wall.
>>341107716
Thank you based girl wood
>>341108149
COPY DAT
Nice "gameplay"
>>341108202
>Warren Spector confirmed that Deus Ex Invisible War on PC was an afterthought
Whodda thunk it
Why is every single game the same fucking shit?
Did vidya really die after 2007?
Why are these threads moving so fast? Also did Ubi show anything good yet?
>Sit on a hill and tag all the enemies
WORDS THAT KILL
>COPY THAT
>>341108292
go to the Arma general
>>341108178
...this is ubisoft
>>341108265
>Now
It has always been on purpose.
GUYS I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A POST ON /v/
ALL I NEED TO DO IS HIT THE DESIGNATED SUBMIT BUTTON
OVER AND OUT
this game WILL NOT look like this
reminder
the divison looked good at the E3 gameplay
and it turned out SHIT
Fucking lol this "chat"
Copy that.
copy that
inb4 invaded by opposing ghosts
>TANGO DOWN
>COPY THAT
>WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL
>>341108238
I really wish one year they'd get actual XBL kiddies and the entire presentation is just people screaming "FAGGOT" and "I FUCKED YOUR MOM"
>watching ubisoft instead of guy with decades of experience talking about PC and it's evolution over the years
it's like you don't wanna be comfy
So when's their homosexual latino friend joining them from work on his ipad?
>>341107716
You mean its existence? No, they already told shareholders info which is freely available since that 's the point of shareholder info.
>third-person shooter
Why? I really don't get the appeal.
I fucking hate this multiplayer everything has to be played with friends bullshit.
This shit's The DIvision 2.0 Grass and Drugs Edition.
Leave it to Ubisoft to have the cringest show again.
>Lets keep it stealth
>Fires at NPC
>Screams HELP
>Nothing happens
Just one fucking time I want them to drop the TACTICOOL shit and just go full fucking Expendables.
Shes trained
>>341108349
>Called out non-gamer Facebook shits
>Tango down
>>341108520
I AM SEEING FLAMES
COPY THAT
This is totally how gamers talk and play when they're playing one of the many co-operative Ubisoft™ titles available right now!
:^)
>>341108548
Why would I want to listen to an old white man talk?
I wanna get this game just because BOLIVIA.
this drone gameplay yo usee?
it will not be in the final game
i bet ya
>>341108461
Copy that.
wait
oh god there are mods everywhere.
I honestly try to roleplay like this but no one ever wants to and I always end up feeling like a huge faggot.
>>341108418
Was just thinking this, Heli gameplay looked like GTA and it shifts to TPP when they land
Am I just watching the division here? All these games look alike.
>watching scripted gamers instead of listening to warren spector
hello rebbit
new Ghost Recon looks so fucking boring. The enemies are dumb as shit and require no thought to beat. It'll be just like MGS:5 again. A bland open world with nothing to do besides raid bases/camps which are all the same and have no challenge.
They must have a "watch my six" somewhere in that fake chat script. Just waiting to be unleashed.
>Nobody is seeing the flying Drone
I doubt even autistic people communicate like that in a multiplayer game.
don't get why you're hating on the chat so much
when i played SCCT in coop with a friend we did time our takedowns and use tangobravocharlie stupid talk
we were 14 too but that's beside the point
>>341108718
That's because you are one.
>>341108048
>have giant fortress-town stronghold
>bother to get rid of the bodies
For what purpose?
>Shitting on consoles
>Shitting on publishers
>PC is better than consoles
>PC will be great again
He also has a soothing voice
>>341108718
You feel that way becauseyou are one
I've got my shitpost ready and am pressing the submit button, when you see this message give me the signal. Do you copy?
Have Ubisoft ever heard people actually talk over discord, TS, etc.?
It's nothing like this
>>341108418
that base looks pretty good.
>>341108765
Ubisoft can't into innovation
aww man there's loads of generic enemies in this video game
this is gonna be tough, we're really gonna have a bad time trying to kill these dudes
fuck I totally genuinely believe this guy is bad person and does all this bad shit and stuff damn
>>341108878
Copy that.
What the fuck is even happening in the PC stream?
expectation
>"I got an enemy in my sights! I'm okay to take him out.. and tango down!"
reality
>"dude my mom won't stop bitching at me"
>>341108837
Copy that
OOH NIGHTMARE FUEL
OH SHIT
>>341108878
Copy that.
>People watching Ubisoft are missing out on the DUDE SEX guy going full PC master race
>>341108765
Yes, they make different maps for their games and sell them at full price as standalones now.
MOVIETALK MOVIETALK MOVIETALK AHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
>>341108017
just dance is available on xbone, ps4 and next year on the wii nx"
>>341108718
Actual this sounds pretty coolif you are in Military games
The game looks boring as fuck
ITS HAVOC
>dance sequence with people in giraffe costumes
>"sorry all those gays died" while there are people in ridiculous costumes standing right next to you after a dance sequence
>accidental NX reveal
>#girlwood reference
>"drinking game" means AISHA KNOWS
>"dude what if like Mexican gangs somehow conquered Bolivia and turned it into a cocaine empire"
ONLY 20 MINUTES AND MORE PRIMO MEMES THAN ALL OF LAST YEAR'S E3 CONFERENCES COMBINED
>talk about nightmare fuel x^D
LOS GAVACHOS!
>>341108548
what stream
>>341108765
yeah the animations look EXACTLY liek from the division
>>341109048
which stream
>>341108901
I would legit listen to an audiobook narrated by him, so comfy.
>>341108878
Please tell me this is a cute waifu
The bike tyres look slippery
Will there not be any comfy games announced? The only game I can think of so far is Sea of Thieves.
We can only hope that Nintendo actually announces something....
We GTA now
fuck this is dull
>shoot a guy in the arm
>he staggers and dies
>tap a guy in the head and push him to the ground
>he dies/is knocked out
This game looks like dogshit
They left the nigger behind, lol.
>>341108365
Only bootleg not-so-stealthy MGSV.
why didnt the one guy kill him when he was making soup?
>>341108365
>Why are these threads moving so fast?
Memers
>Also did Ubi show anything good yet?
If you consider a dancing number to Queen by people in animal costumes followed by the girlwood nigress offering her sympathy to terror victims good, then yes
>drive right through a bush with no clipping
I hate it when game companies do these role playing demonstrations, no one talks like this, its so autistic.
>not shooting your mark immediately
>giving him a good 5 seconds to sprint out of the room
CJ
The train!
>>341109171
Persona?
SHIT CJ
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN
COPY DAT
>>341108965
Some old guy is talking. Audience is bored out of their minds and wishing they were at Ubisoft giving the girl wood
>tfw have no friends to communicate with like these guys do
Why /v/?
GET TO DA CHOPPA
>>341109128
PC you dumb nigga
ubisoft you are not fooling anyone with this fake battle chatter.
wait they are making system shock 3
>>341108669
my brother and I some times do when we get into it
>tango down
>check my six
>>341108971
>Recon Team 3, we need a breaching charge on this door immediately, do you copy?
>MOM I TOLD YOU IT'S ONLINE YOU CAN'T PAUSE IT. NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU
>>341109128
twitch tv/pcgamer
>tfw it's not Mercenaries.
>It's still going on
>>341109306
Copy that!
SYSTEM SHOCK 3 CONFIRMED
OH HO HO MAN THAT WAS CLOSE
>assically trained
weew top slut
isnt tom clancy dead how did he make the game
>>341108965
The developer of the original Deus Ex talked about how consoles affected PC games development and how the PC will experience a golden age now
I play the drinking game and I have alcohol poisoning now. Thanks, Aisha.
>>341109373
>twitch tv/pcgamer
thanks man
It's like GTA heists
Might be fun desu but no one talks like this
>enemy truck not destroying the guy on the motorcycle
That bike slide under the ute was nice.
It took me way too long to realize that it's suppose to be players talking to each other and not the in game talking.
>Oscar mike stay frosty two tangos spotted watch my six copy that
I'd play it
>oh man that was totally epic xDD
>>341109457
Yeah it's called Prey
ramirez we're oscar mike stay frosty
>that was a tough mission!
The enemies didn't even fucking try to fight back
Based Aisha!
>>341109504it just ended I'm sorry
>putting unrestrained hostage in copilot of helicopter
beautiful
>thank you sir
>Wii NX
hahahahahahahaha
The only good franchise from tom clancy is Splinter cell.
>Thank you sir.
sleeping dogs 2 hurray
>>341109547
youre dumb
>thank you sir
>>341109337
It's been announced for some time.
I hope someone will post this entire speech on youtube.
>>341109491
>old man developing a virus that overloads every PS4 and Xbox One through PS+ and Xbox Store.
>tfw you will never have tacticool friends talking all tacticool in a game with
>garbage dogs
I can't believe anyone even bought the last one
retards
>Aisha Tyler will never ride you like the amazonian goddess she is
Oh look a game about Bernie supporters.
WHERES HAVOC
ANOTHER TRUMP SIMULATOR
>That speech
Damn...
>liberal propaganda: the game
Why's the stream just showing a news channel?
PC Game Show is finally over.
Did they show For Honor yet? That the only thing I'm interested it. I haven't seen shit about it all year and what I see now will make or break shit for me
