Ubisoft is clearly the winner of E3, thoughts?
Eating Tendies with soda
Why?
>>341105507
underrated
this is now the new comfy thread
#GIRLWOOD
where did it all go wrong?
gaming had such a bright future, I don't understand.
Watch Dogs 2 HYPE
>brew ur FUGGING minds
>>341105507
Woah she said a bad word
>took 8 (EIGHT) minutes for the first game
F-bombs
Literally 12yo tier humor
This game is literally The Division but with a different title
Why bother, it's gonna be shit
Whoa so mature dropping curses
Based Ubisoft
Quick pitch me a bigger than life meme.
This is why we need the wall.
>>341106664
engage.
Wait this narration? Is it Machete?
Theyfucking named theMX, the absolute madmen.
Can you explain me the "french" joke? I didn't get it.
Oh wow I was really looking forward to seeing another pre-rendered trailer for Ghost Recon. I sure hope I don't see any gameplay!
>>341106350
>yanks
This ghost recon game is too edgy for me, Aborting
>>341106808
its octopus prime
>>341106286
Just pandering to the Nintendo audience
>>341106830
Its an american thing, everyone is weird and stupid except for them.
There is no punchline.
There is no actual joke
>>341106830
>MX
NX
>im in love with the coco
This fucking conference.
Mfw they show us how to make cocaine
based ubi
>>341106350
Thanks. Was looking for that. Anyone knows what it is?
>El Sueno
the tired? He tired?
>please clap
>>341107301
shit
WHIP IT
THROUGH THE
GLASS NIGGER
Someone did alot of research on the coco
>>341106350
>septic tanks
So, who is your Just Dance main?
TIER LIST
>MAD GOD TIER
Disco God
>PRETTY GOOD TIER
Giraffe
Lion
>DECENT TIER
Guitarist
Candy Cane Woman
>SHIT TIER
Drum King
>>341106830
Americans are retarded about tipping and get offended when the rest of the world doesn't share their view. I don't really get it either.
Why are they milking Tom Clancy, who gives a fuck to this garbage?
>this fake chat again
Look at all those shadows.
is this meant to be a comedy
>>341106286
Having a shit-tier she-boon as presentator who drops memes and a few mainstream geek references to the casuals who buy ubishit games apparently == winning e3
This reminds me of MGSV.
This game looks really.... cheap
>>341107934
The Division made mad money.
When ubisoft puts aysha tyler as their host again
>>341105507
Still better than the Pc gaming show
>>341108093
its nearly the exact same thing, but more open freedom it looks like
Team America: The Game right here gents.
>>341106350
I feel a bit sad for the lady making it. I don't really know why.
>making me believe people speak like that when they're playing
>>341108114
Well, at least we can be sure it won't be downgraded at release.
>f-bombs
>talking giraffes
Truly the best conference yet.
>no one spots the drone
This is boring as fuck
>>341108093
Reminds me more of the first Mercenaries game with more focus on stealth
How do Ubisoft manage to lower the bar every time
>>341108476
come on guys lets move
>>341106350
>>341108870
tango down, copy that.
>>341105507
Wait so is that supposed to be a giraffe or some horrifying creature with big red doughnut lips and a nose?
>>341109004
post moar, this conference sucks
>"HUH, DAMN HE'S TRYING TO RAM THE CAR!"
>"HUH, DAMN THIS WHOLE PLACE IS JUST LIT UP!"
Jeez ubi get some fucking real voice actors for once god.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
Guest appearance by Taro from Square Enix
>>341109228
It's obviously a seahorse.
>>341106286
It hasn't been bright since like 2007
guys I love this TOTALLY UNSCRIPTED "player dialogue"
THAT WAS A TOUGH MISSION HEHEHEHEHE
>>341109580
heuheuheuehehu
>tough mission
>didn't get shot at once
Of course Just Dance is on NX but not Ghost Recon.
Stellar support, Ubisoft, as usual.
>The Coon
I can't handle this level of memes
THE COON AHAHAHAHA
Say Coon more!
Can't wait for VV@tcI-ID0GZII!!
>>341109268
They sound like regular dudes playing the game rather than conducting a special operation.
>1106350
Comfy couch confirmed guys.
>the original memelords
>>341110030
What the fuck is this shit
>>341110245
Who are you quoting?
>>341110231
confirmed for never playing video games with real people
Watch Dogs when?
>>341105507
>Where were you when ubisoft won e3?
I was in 2011
>>341110368
You.
<3
>>341106286
Where is her belly button?
>mfw I missed Ubisoft's memes
Where are the videos?
>they made the cripple a speedster
kek
>>341109004
The giant bowl of eggs is funnier.
fish sticks?
>>341110415
Confirmed for pre-order fag
Ubisoft delivering the cringe as usual.
At least SP's humor is good.
>>341106286
I haven't been watching. What the hell is this?
>>341110453
Stop this madness.
>>341109385
WHAT. IS. THIS.
>>341107934
Ubisoft's entire buisness model revolves around hyping up shit people only play for a week at most but still sell gangbusters thanks to preorders and E3 hype.
>>341112273
>>341112289
>>341112642
DON'T
STOP
ME
NOW
>Microsoft winning E3
what the fuck am i even watching anymore
Watch Dogs is gonna be the last one, right?
How long is this suppose to last?
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>>341114172
>>341114496
>45 minutes in
>just started on game 5 out of 13
Kill me.
>>341114496
fuck is Movie
>>341114938
Could be for the Assassins Creed or Division movies.
>>341114938
Ass Creed movie probably
>>341115226
>>341115346
oh, right.
>>341114496
Thanks
>>341114496
This nigga better be right about Sony being 10x better. This E3 has been extremely boring.
dancing like a lion on drugs
>>341116267
It's not like it takes much to be 10x better than VR bird screeching.
RIP Spock
I like the couch semi-interview thing. Things flow naturally and doesn't feel that scripted.
Live-action trailer.
What's the point?
Is no one here?
Bump
HYYYYYYYPE
>>341105507
>ubisoft won through pure brute force meming and actually having GAMEplay of their video GAMES
FUCKING POTTERY
Fuck yeah.
This looks amazing
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