Ubisoft in 10 minutes edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed]
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc [Embed]
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
animu
Chivalry was a good game, would you agree?
>>341103143
ANIME JANAI
OINK
jesus fucking christ infamy looks disgustingly bad
So this is the power of the PC:
Death to anime edition
Who's excited!
>inb4 every presenter has a rainbow pin
>>341103190
angle
>>341103250
started out good
then they fucked it up
I'm losing hope anons the PC conference is almost over and no GabeN yet.
>look at ubi stream
>some nu male and a negro standing in a crowd
ok
>day of infamy
>new
>>341103143
rude
this games gonna flop
>Chivalry: wizard edition
You're watching giant bomb right?
>not realistic magic
not interested
My eyes hurt after Mirage. So much red and purple.
Isn't ubishit supposed to start right fucking now?
>>341102601
>Day on infamy looks worse than Day of Defeat
>2016
>Hero game
Why is PC gaming so much bullshit? It feels like Chinese bootlegs from console games. Only two games, mount blade 2 and Surge look any good. >Observer_ looks like a walking simulator game.
>anime
https://twitter.com/yosp/status/742416796544684033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>green hair
uh oh
that faggot is so excited
>>341103143
die normie
>>341102601
>Mac the hack still heading Mass effect
If anyone had hope before, it should be gone now.
DID WE GET KIKESTARTER FOR PC GAYMAN TALLY
>>341103535
>kys
Get out.
oh god here we go
>>341103341
I guarantee the Ubisoft people will have like five ribbons each
>>341103143
SHUT IT OFF
>cutting to the ubi conference
cucks
wow twitch
They're making it easy for Mordhau.
>giving thinly veiled "in case of mass shooting" instructions
I'M READY FOR YOUR LADY BONER MS. TYLER
LETS DO
>>341103586
please dont shoot
>>341103143
You want us to post anime, don't you.
haha, awkward fan interaction
haha, so self aware
haha
pls make it stop
Fucking finally some #GIRLWOOD
Fuck you normies.
#girlwood
UBISHIT IS STARTING
Oobeeshit sho startin
>>341103496
Yes, come to the stream with the real gamers. LET'S DO THAT SHIIIIIIIIIT!
ALREADY OFF TO A BAD START ON UBI
>You-be-soft
I've been saying it wrong for so long with no idea
if she doesn't ride in on a unicycle I'm going to be disappointed
Freddie's rolling in his grave right now
>It's kinda like Dark Souls
>>341103535
FIGHT ME
>Ubisoft starting with fucking JUST dance
christ
When is ubisoft?
Mods ubisoft already started what the fuck are you doing. Sticky a thread.
HOLY FUCKING DANCERS WHAT THE FUCK
MEMES INCOMING
Boooo stop this shitshow, give us Sony!
cringe
THE CRINGE IS ALREADY REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Where's Rising Storm 2?
Oh god what the fuck is this
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT UBI WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It ain't Ubisoft without a dance number
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME UBISOFT
>dancing
back to PC stream
dance number with queen....
wow ubicuck.
What the fuck
where the fuck is the ubisoft sticky
MOTHERFUCKER WE ANIME
DON'T STOP ME NOW
Oh boy
>Queen
going for those easy upboats on Reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
ubisoft is on
and it's cringy as fuck
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
GIRLWOOD
what the fuck am i seeing
2 seconds in and its already fucking weird
OH GOD NO
>>341102601
>every game has a nigger protagonist
WHY!?
Every fucking YEAR. EVERY FUCKING YEAR. STOP!
why
what the fuck
JUST
>>341102601
"So the moment youve all longed for", the moderator shouts proudly... some people start to faint infront of the wonder that is to happen, some people start chuckling, other are already clapping ..."IM EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE GABEN" People start shouting, others chimp out and even start flinging with shit as Gabe Newell is pulled onto the stage by several trucks. As he sits on stage and his mass rumbles, people watch in awe to the scene that is unfolding infront of them. Gabens stomach look like it is filled with some kind of living being "I am happy to announce Half Life 3" he says as his stomach explodes and an army of headcrabs burst out of it. As the people try to flee in terror, the manic laughter of Gaben is heard among the chaos. People scream, shout, cry and shit and pee themselves, as Half Life 3 is in full development"
QUEEN CONFIRMED
OOOOH MAAAAAAAAAN THE CRINGE!
>>341103714
yes
Classic Ubisoft conference.
>ubisoft
Oh my god
This is the gayest e3 ever
Jesus christ they don't wait even one second to unleash the cringe
this is not video games
>everyone expect Brandon bought by EA
>its a "ubisoft opens with just dance" conference
>DANCING ALREADY
It's already bad
For a second I thought they forgot the token nigger.
Welp, my favorite Queen song is ruined for me.
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMESGood song though
Worst way to start your conference.
I'm done.
This E3 is so bad it's not even worth making fun of anymore.
What the fuck is this
What is happening. Am I on drugs?
>>341103756
>Asscreed 12
>FarCry 5: Kill another dictator edition
>Real games
>switch to ubisoft
>people are dancing
>back to pc show
kill me
WHAT IS WITH THIS JUST DANCE SHIT
What the fucking fuck ubisoft?
This got full retard in an instant.
AAAAAH
I thought it was Mario Galaxy for a second.
>Ubisoft
They've ruined Queen
What the fuck is this shit
>fag shooting in usa
>ubi starts with freddie song
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>341103250
Fuck that shit
>another hour of this
>>341103871
>not loving queen
STOP IT
Are those girls THICC /v/ ?
JUST STOP
DON'T
STOP
ME
Great I can already tick off Just dance AND wishing for the sweet embrace of death on my bingo.
this is what I live for
>STARTING WIHT A FUCKING DANCE
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT
Every year they manage to impress me with how fucking retarded they are.
>>341103921
our future.
Ubisoft already confirmed for worst conference
>>341103792
Never mind, I thought the twitch one would go automatically
Only ubisoft. GOD BLESS.
THE KANGS AND QUANZ OF CRINGE
ANOTHER E3 WITH UBISOFT
YES
AN ACTUALLY GOOD SONG AMIDST ALL THE SHITTY RAP AND GENERIC POP MUSIC
...
never mind, they ruined it with their costumes
I thought this was supposed to the Ubisoft E3 show, not Lazytown
http://www.strawpoll.me/10477142
fuck off Ubisoft, you're worse than EA
oh come on get these out of the stage
Memes at the speed of time
>>341103839
In the trash for being another RO without vehicles, and no NVA.
>video games
>>341103817
>PC stream
>Fuck this give us ubisoft!
>Ubisoft stream
>Fuck this give us
"Fuck, dude, Jesus"
-Freddie Mercury just now, in his grave
Ubisoft delivers.
They're playing Queen becuase 50 fags died yesterday
Way to start off a shit show ubi. Just throw Queen on the bus too while you're at it.
DON'T STOP ME NOW
> Having fucking QUEEN after a gay club got shot up
BRILLIANT UBISOFT
Is this a highschool "don't do drugs it ain't cool bro!" presentation?
EVERY YEAR EVERY FUCKING YEAR, JUST SHOW US CRINGE_DAWGZ 2 AND FUCK OFF ALREADY
>>341103839
>posting loser when Ubi starts with Just Dance
Perfection.
UBISOFT WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
reminder that the PC stream is still showing video games
hooly fuck this is baaaaaaaaad
The Ubisoft disaster has begun.
DMC5WHENNNNN NNNNNNNN N NNNNN NN
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY
>>341103332
Fuck off creature.
turning off the stream already
fuck this conference
>>341103267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwRlvn1v8Ns
fuck is this
>>341104086
Queen is shit.
Ubi cringe good do far
Excuse me, but this is a comfy thread.
Can all pro/anti anime posters please put away their differences and focus on the stream? Thanks.
THANKS UBISOFT
YOU NEVER FAIL AT BEING RETARDED
i'm not comfy anymore
kill me
God...damn...it Ubisoft.
Is it just me, or cringe?
Good start
THATS WHY THE CALL ME MR FARENHEEEEEEEEIT
And here I was thinking we'd have no entertainment this year.
>>341104167
kek
Guys what am I looking at right now.
will Ubisoft ever learn
FUCKING KILL ME
I would literally rather listen to Jason Derulo """perform""" live again than watch this poorly choreographed shit.
Where's a muslim with an AR15 when you need one
south park game details in 15 minutes, holy shit!
what in the fuck did I just open
Ubisoft is one of those companies that think they're hip and with it but really they're out of touch.
>>341103839
Tripwire was already there. They showed a KF update and KF VR.
Really disappointing.
Ubisoft already off to a good start, this is the gayest shit I've ever seen in my entire life
that was awful
The cancer is already setting in
Do you think Freddy Mercury is spinning in his grave?
HEY BRO
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME????
QUEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!
fucking white people
>lion
ubisoft are furfags
>Ubisoft hired a bunch of mormons to act naturally for the opening act
Please stop them now
>ubisoft
>you will be this embarrassing
>these faggots think they have it bad and I'm in the fucking crowd
>ubisoft just started
>it's already hilarious
I love how out of touch Ubisoft is
>white people
thicc warning on the girl with the buns
Don't care about this shit give me my South Park
>>341104386
No.
>dancing furries
My fucking god what were they thinking
Someone shoot the place up.
LMAOO WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>341104246
>implying any of these kids are here for video games
so this is what caused the muslim shooting in orlando
>>341104006
>Liking Queen
It was shit to begin with.
>Hunh?
>Why is Queen coming from my ro-
Godfuckingdammit.
>The gayest song Freddie ever wrote
>A few days after some nut shoots up a gay bar
lol
did they actually replace man with woman in the song
>>341104436
another one? like the first one? I really liked the first one
ITS THAT BLACK CRINGE LADY
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341104343
JUSTDANCE
How did they prepare this so fast after the shooting or was it planned before and merely a coincidence because they're so gay?
AND UBISOFT WINS E3 WITH THEIR WOMEN
HERE WE GO
>UBI ALREADY BETTER THAN PC PRESENTATION
>>341103925
Well that was a short conference. Im not watching this gay shit.
The absolute madmen just simply doin't care anymore.
>trying this hard to be a meme
GIRLWOOD
I
R
L
W
O
O
D
I fucking hate Aisha Tyler so much.
You're not being adownerare you /v/?
>Queen
Oh boy
>>341104268
fuck off
That was just, jesus.
It's straight out of that show Silicon Valley
Did Tyler get fatter?
Her cheeks look so puffy
LANAAAAAAAAAAA!
This is why I watch E3
Please kill me
SHES BACK! WITH MORE CRINGE!!
TIME TO PARADE OUT THE NIGRESS
holy shit aisha tyler got OLD
ITT: #Girlwood
ubisoft confirmed best E3 conference already
GIRL WOOD
Who's the negress?
>we want the gay crowd
Ubisoft already won.
>real life human beings are in those suits debasing themselves for money
Oh shit its the meme queen
>>341104553
That's a negress, my friend
Looks like Ubi won't fail to impress again. Go Ubi.
>ASSICAL TRAINED
What did she mean by this?
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who the fuck let this frenchfaggotry through the customs
>RAINBOW PIN
WHAT DID I SAY
>GAY supporting.
>Muslim wearing the GAY symbol.
Is this just not insulting?
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY, UBISOFT? WHOSE FUCKING LINE?
Oh boy the black chick is back.
>>341104798
say no more sempai
Fucking kill me
this will be the highlight of the conference, mark my words
DA FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
Can half of you faggots go to the sticky?
