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Old thread >>341044294
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HAAH WAAW
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>>341074167
>no youtube link
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This thread is also on Windows 10.
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FUCK YOU PHIL
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>>341074435
fucking kek
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>>341074435
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>>341074167
halo wars 2 for best CG trailer so far

too bad the game won't be any good.
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>>341074435
Right out of the gate
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ANCIENT
ALIEN
CONSTRUCT
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HAAH WAAW
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S HAAH WAAW 2
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Is there any reason to buy a xbox one now with some many exclusives?
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>inb4 the most innovative COD up to date
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>uniting gaming communities
>fuck windows 7 users

thanks, phil
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>an ancient evil awakens
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Holy crud, it looks like a ps2 game
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New Xbone Skorpio
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>xbones
2spooky4me
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>>341074805
Casuals will keep buying XONE because few people want to build a PC.
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lmao making the xbone s redundent already
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>>341074167
>WE DON'T SACRIFICE COMPATABILITY
>ONLY ON WINDOWS 10
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I love the lok of that new xbox.

And 4k is nice. I never go beyond 1080 on my tv.
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Check out that mole in 4k.
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NO LIMITATIONS
FIVE YEAR OLD HARDWARE
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>Todd
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LMAO TODD
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TODD
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TODD
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ON THE DEVICES YOU WANT
NO BOUNDRIES
(Only on XBox one and windows 10 )
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Help me, /v/, I can't stop cringing and vomiting.
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T O D D
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TODD
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U CAN CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN
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>>341074167
>people actually think the games will play at native 4k
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HIGHEST
QUALITY
PIXELS
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HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
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>Bragging about frame rate
Dis gun b gud
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HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
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HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS GUYS
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>6 TFLOPS
>4k

USE THAT POWER TO RUN 1080p, 60 FPS AND ACTUAL GOOD GRAPHICS YOU STUPID FUCKS
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HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
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>HIGHEST
>QUALITY
>PIXELS
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ITS AN NEW XBONE THAT CAN PLAY WITH OLDER XBONES

WINDOWS WON
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>the highest quality pixels
wew lad
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>Todd
Lmao he's been meme'd for the past five years. He's a joke.
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Xbox One buyers cucked
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>W-WE ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE YOU ALONE
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They're actually serious about pushing this "4K gaming" bullshit?!
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>2017
>with hardware from 2012
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>599 US dollars
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Everything is fine, but where is GabeN?
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Holy crap, stop talking about removing barriers you fucking faggots. LIMITING ALL NEW GAMES TO ONLY ONE OS IS NOT "REMOVING BARRIERS"
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>>341076327
it's 299 actually
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>THIS GENERATION IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST ONE

>new consoles in less than 3 years
J U S T
U
S
T
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>no one gets left behind
>except Windows 7 and freedom
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So wait, this is a separate thing from that Xbone S?

Christ.
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>>341076303
>the highest rez
>the most fps
the buzzwords be flying
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>>341074167
>people actually bought PS4 and XBONE

kek, can't wait when companies finally introduce Exchangeable Graphics Supports, conveniently priced at three tiers from affordable to enthusiast and charge $100 to replace them at official vendors
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>>341076568
Underage b&
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>>341076520
>>341076685
Not their fault you are playing on 10 year old OS.
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>people will believe a console is going to be a able to handle 4k and 60 fps
>at a competent price
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>>341076895
Excuse me for wanting a more stable, less intrusive platform.
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>>341076987
What's worse.
>they prefer going for 4k instead of just using that power for better graphics
>we are going to sacrifice FPS and graphics for a resolution that only 1% of people have TV's ready for
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Wait, no COD? Or is it SONY now?
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>>341076685
But windows 10 is free, update now, you silly goy.
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Keighley not doing PC?
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>>341076831
>TRUE 4K
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>>341076987
Upscaling like how the PS360 was supposed to be 1080p but launch games were actually something like 1100×640
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>>341077291
japs want to have national TV in 4k in about 2 years time
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>>341077235
>less intrusive
You have a Windows OS, Microsoft already has you by the balls.
Haven't seen any issues with stability.
But complaining about privacy when you are in Windows is like those teenagers that say ''SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT ISIS'' on Twitter and then forget about it.
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>>341077368
>Microsoft App Store
No.
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>>341077670
>You have a Windows OS, Microsoft already has you by the balls.

And yet I still don't have W10.
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>>341076568
Go back to ebaums world.
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>>341076987
>A £4000 pc can only just handle 4k
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>>341077912
You are completely safe then.

Don't worry about your Android phone, your Steam account, or your Windows OS.
http://www.ghacks.net/2015/08/28/microsoft-intensifies-data-collection-on-windows-7-and-8-systems/
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>>341076987
Processors are just going to shrink. Price will go down.
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>>341078121
2 RX480's can move 4k just fine, and each costs $200.
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>TODD WILL BE LIVE IN A FEW MINUETS
ALERT
L
E
R
T
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>>341078451
At it's native resolution, yeah.... ok then
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>>341078193
I blocked updates long before those started pushing.
>not using a pure AOSP rom
You got me on steam though. I don't like Steam either but that doesn't make Microsoft's Store acceptable.
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>>341078750
>TODD WILL BE LIES IN A FEW MINUTES
WEW
E
W
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>>341078837
If they really want your data, they'll get it one way or another.
Unless you just install some obscure Linux distribution.
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>>341079096
They will still get it. It's not like Linux is free of bugs.
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>>341079096
It's more about Windows 10 being designed by retards and takes twice as long to do anything. My office computer has it and I hate it.
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>>341079096
>tfw you disable telemetry and autoupdates

Feels good familias.
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I have the greatest frame rate. The best quality pixels.
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>>341079586
And you are totally safe with your Microsoft OS connected to the internet, right?
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>>341079754
And you are completely safe with anything connected to the internet?
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>PC and Ubisoft are at the same time
What do? PC was pathetic last year while Ubisoft might go back to form.
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Come on silly goys. Just get windows 10 already! Don't you want to play minecraft?
It's completely non innvasive, we swear!
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>>341079987
That's the point.
There's no way to be safe from this kind of thing unless you totally disconnect yourself from everything.
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>>341080085
PC has about an hour head start
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>>341080085
>go back to form
>Watch Dogs: Nu_Male
>third person Mount and Blade
>Ghost Recon: The Phantom Pain
>Rainbow Six: Global Offensive DLC
And probably an open world Splinter Cell.
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Wait when is the PC conference?
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>>341074435

Yeah, with low-quality pixels.
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>Dishonored 2 will have No Powers mode

Noice
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>>341080787

Apparently 16 minutes ago.
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>>341080787
http://www.e3countdown.com/
45 minutes
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>No power Dishonor 2

Yassss
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>>341080774
It'll never get back to glory like Mr Caffeine but Ubisoft is the only one that might offer cheese still. Microsoft/Sony/Nintendo/EA are just boring and play it relatively safe now. They don't give us shit like little girls getting raped by virtual tigers anymore.
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>>341080085
You might get bored to tears from watching the PC show while Ubisoft is probably going to be so bad that it might be hilarious
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>>341080787
LITERALLY ON RIGHT NOW
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>>341081209
>>341080787
>>341081189
Now
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>>341080347
It's most amusing when people are whining about W10 privacy concerns on their Facebook accounts using their Android or iOS phones.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TCblAe-kvo

>yfw they just shat on the Store browser of the Steam client
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>>341081640
Using Facebook users as an argument is pretty cheap.
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>>341081880
lol what is this
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>pc gaming is just buying stuff on steam

accurate
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Is this going to be wall to wall bowtie cuck sjw shit?
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>not just rolling through the main page and opening everything in new tabs
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>>341082148
It's just as cheap as using Android and iOS users as an argument.
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>this stream is offline

Thank god.
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This is terrible. I might just skip this and take a shower so I can be clean for Ubisoft
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>didn't get train simulator
what a pussy
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Dutch master race DJ's
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So the PC conference is just buying stuff from Steam?
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>>341083026
What did you expect from an AMD event?
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TODD IS HERE
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>>341074167
DIE TODD KILL YOURSELF
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>>341083194
NVIDIA shittalking.
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>>341083194
I forgot just how bad it was last year. It's not so much "bad" as just nothing. I'd rather watch 4am infomercials.
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>TODD WILL NEVER GUT HIMSELF ON E3 STREAM
WHY EVEN LIVE
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TELL ME THOSE LIES
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>another talking show with day9
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T O D D
O
D
D
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>Bethesda
>ports Xbox 360 game to Xbox One
>builds their games on that

fucking embarrasing kill yourself Todd and Pete
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Hey, who is that handsome gentleman?
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>a bunch of shitty mod reskins
>not adding things into the game like bigger cities, boats in seas etc

fuck off
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>Doing large projects, biggest ever done
>show a card game
tope kek
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A FUCKING CARD GAME
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THE TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST
WE DONT RUSH OUR GAMES
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>take really long time
>still turns out like crap
based todd
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1 HOUR TO KOJIMA
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160613T1230&p0=137&msg=Geoff+Keighley%27s+Special+Guest&font=cursive
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POPE GOING ALL IN
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>creating two big games before ES6

so that means half assing ES6
also Todd can't sit there like he used too, they havnt even tried to save face with DLC.

piss off
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>>341083952
when is the kojimbo interview?
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the lip sync looks really out of place
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You guys see the gamespot and IGN schedule for the week? A lot of unannounced nintendo and sony games.
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Lil wayne gonna be announcing his new game soon guys, get hype for it
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>we're currently recording the voice for the main protagonist in Elder Scrolls 6

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>TES VI can't be made with current technology.

TES VI: Dominion pretty much confirmed, set in Valenwood, but the walking city of Falinesti would be too hard to make with current tech and do justice.
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>>341084383
>>341084275
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>Todd mentions Fallout 4 and updates
>suddenly rubs his arm and looks down

holy shit I'm no Lie To Me expert but fucking hell that was such a lie.
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>>341084692
wait did he actually say that
rip
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>>341084725
it isn't about technology.

fallout 4 could have been amazing. they were just lazy as fuck and rushed itz
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>>341084692
Wait, seriosly?

I wasn't paying attention
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>this fucking cast

holy shit what the fuck literally a movie
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>CGI trailers
>VR $10 budget games
>bland forced indie games

gaming 2016 kek
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Pretty Cringe conference is up
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>social media updates
>woman presenter ignoring Jessica Nigri forced tweet trying to gain attention

ahahaha based
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>>341085160

he said TES VI was not possible on current tech. Specifically.

Okay Falinesti.. is a city in treetops.. but the trees the city is built in uproot themeselves and walk across valenwood on a seasonal rotation.

I mean, a City, up and walking off .. how do you do that and have your character watch this city up and move, from both outside the city, and from inside the city.

That's beyond what is currently capable.
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>>341086410
for gamebr.. I mean creation engine, yes, it is
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>>341086410
He also said they were working on 2 big Bethesda style games, so he was either liying and was talking about the card game or they're doing something new while making TES6 because technology is not there yet.
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Serious Sam 4 is still happening right? Right...?
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>>341086410
You mean how Halo since Halo 2 had a giant Scarab moving tank with a bunch of enemies inside.

Do that but bigger.

Or games with any moving platforms.

Its because Gamebyro is absolute garbage.
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>>341087791
No. Only VR garbage.
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>>341087821

There's a huge difference between a moving platform or vehicle ... and fucking Lothlorien uprooting and walking away.

Namely can you imagine the massive framerate drop?

>>341086810

I think hardware probably can't handle it either, both hardware and engine are "tech" he just said technology.
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>>341086410
>he said TES VI was not possible on current tech. Specifically.
>believing Todd
el oh fucking el
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>>341088468
don't believe his lies
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>>341088468
Actually very little diffences aside from animation and how the platform itself moves around, so tree roots instead of metal legs?

You HAVE to be a fucking retarded underaged to think something like a moving city isnt possible.
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>>341074435
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>>341089051

showing something that large with that much visual detail moving, will require a lot of processing power.
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the masketta man
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>>341089453
>Bethesda capaple of making anything look good

Dude it would be like the size of whiterun on 4 fucking tree legs and look retarded, lets be honest.

The only reason its not being made is because Bethesda are shit and lazy.
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>Butterlord Sieges
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>>341086410
you really think they'd even do with if the technology was available? kek
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I never asked for this
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Cliff Bazinga looks terrible and so do all hero shooters.
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why with games that have some form of free roaming and walking around NPC towns and shit, always just showcase le shooty shooty levels
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>>341089726

The reason it's not being made and released next year is because they want to TRY and do it justice.

We're talking 2020 at this point if we're lucky
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WHO IS THE SURPRISE GUEST?????
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>>341090807
Because the people who actually get hyped from anything at E3 have ADHD
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>>341091284
The reason it's not being made and released next year is because they realised they can make others do reboots, make shovelware fallout 4 dlc and release modded skyrim and swim in money
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>>341089093
This is the most disgusting gif I've ever seen, thanks anon.
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>>341091458
Half Life 3
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>>341091636
Welcome to /v/ faggot
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>>341091458
gaben or kojima
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>serious sam
>vr
>early access
fuck
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>>341091458
keighley clearly said it the way he did because everyone's immediate though goes to gabe newell, every fucking year.

mongos
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inb4 Kikewire talks about selling skins
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Is Kojima at E3? Is he going to be on this show??
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>>341093962
If not for Geoff, hopefully for Sony.
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>>341093962
I think he'll show up at Sony.
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>>341093962
Maybe we'll get a teaser for his new shit at the Sony show
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who?
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>>341095956
>mfw Kojima trailers are back
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Who the fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/user/stampylonghead/videos

This is the chucklefuck on now
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>>341096346
>tfw I only know this guy because my sister likes his videos
How the fuck does he warrant himself as a special guest? he's a literally who to everyone except children
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>Skylanders
Didn't even the babbies stop giving a shit about this?
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Please tell me the "special Guest" isnt this Stampy fucker?
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>>341096607
wait what. that faggot wasn't the special guest, was he? please tell me that's not true
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IT'S HAPPENING
AGHGASBNASuiofeweryguriwaebgwo58erhiy9dsth8uityghrwt,hmhjdstyjjkjteyjtey6j
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HES HERE
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KOJIMBOOO
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KOJIMBLES!
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is the highest quality pixels the best meme of e3 so far?
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KOJIMA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>341097884
WHAT!11!!!!>????!?!?!?!?
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KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>Chicken Hat all over again
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>>341097884
WHAT IS IT
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FCUK EVERYTHING IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GABEN

FUCK THIS WORLD AND SHITTY KOJIDRONES AND THEIR FUCKING POOP JOKES.

LIQUID POOP WAS THE WORST CHARACTER IN A VIDEO GAME EVER, KOJIMA IS A HACK

HE TURNED SILENT HILL INTO A JUMPSCARE HALLWAY PANDERING TO MARKEPLIER AND PEWDIEPIE AND GAMEGRUMPS

FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK THIS MAN< HE HAS SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED JAPANESE GAMING.

god damnit
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>>341091636
I dunno. I'd actually fuck them. I have a thing for dumb feminists.
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>>341098312
>still having hope in Valve

You fucking idiot.
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>>341098663
then who will save vidya?
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Rike my game.
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is kojimbo basically confirming his presence at sony's conference?
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>>341098808
Nope, they don't even have an engine picked..
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>>341098797
No one. Vidya is dying and we're just along for the ride.
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>>341098308
>>341098169
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>>341099171

I expect them to have some sort of cinematic trailer just as a fuck you to the other companies, even if they don't have anything real to show.
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>>341098663
at least im not excited for a shitty kojima game. i have hope in valve, because honestly they have never RUINED gaming as bad as kojima has.

valve games are still rooted in old school sensibilities, with modern touches... kojima games are filled with literal poop jokes and otaku pandering. otaku pandering has single handedly killed japanese creativity in video games too... kojima is one of the worst fuckign things to ever happen to this industry.
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GIFT TIME
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PRESENTO DESU~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
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>>341099461
>otaku pandering
>one otaku character
>literally the most miserable faggot ever
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>>341099378
Kojima's studio logo, right?
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Geoff looks so happy.
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>>341099853
I think he refers to it as mascot, but ye
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>>341099461
Shut the fuck up and go play TF2 or whatever the fuck you play you moron
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>>341099461
Deadset mate you're delusional.
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>>341097884
is it sad That I see the jew rubbing his hands in that?
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Do you think he brought the ruse cruise to E3 this year?
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BASED GEOFF
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WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FUCK
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>>341100410
He just showed up now but has no game to hype with trailers.
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Rev up those fapfics
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Geoff could have banned Konami from his show, but he didn't. So that is how much respect he has.
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>>341099731
>>341100264

in mgs4 one MAJOR character was a literally WALKING POOP JOKE

every single scene he showed up in he pooped his pants for laughs


HAHAHAHA kojima 10/10 ruse cruise

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, this is the shitty writing, shitty "well its terrible on purpose because its funny lel poop is funny" excuses. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RUINING GAMING BULLSHIT

GO EAT SHIT IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH AND WATCH YOUR ANIME

japenese video had actual variety, htey had actual creativity


all until that HACK FAGGOT kojima came along... FUCK YOU

"hurrr durrr there is boobs in his game, ill buy it" faggots

you people are the worst and we will never have great japanese games like we had in the 90s anymore, you faggots ruined it all forever... thanks you pieces of fuckign worthless shit.
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>>341101087
kill yourself geoff nobody cares and just tuning in for the dank memes
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>>341099461
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Is the Geoff stream on twitch? I want to watch it with livestreamer so I can have the sticky open at the same time.
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>>341101126
yes, and everyone hated that character and thought he was out of place. your point?
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>>341101640
Youtube.
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>>341101126
Alright chillout you fucking sperg.
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IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING
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>>341101640
Just open the thread in a second tab you loon.
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REFRIGERATORS coming 2017
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>>341102179
>posting this lumpy water bed again

What a poor excuse for a human.
I bet she's on welfare, is a single parent, or has some sort of addiction.
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>>341101789
the entire plot PIVOTED around him... fuck, the ending of the game focuses almost entirely on him... that and his games had nothing but otaku pandering with the boob ladies as bosses rather than real, actually interesting bosses.

and dont get me started on what the fuck he did to my favorite game series ever, silent hill

he turned that series from an action survival horror game into a FUCKING JUMPSCARE hALLWAY aimed at MARKEPLIER and PEWDIEPIE

kojima is sooooooooooo shit at making video games he made double helix's trash silent hill actually look faithful to the series... how much do you have to fuck up kojima

FUCK EVERYTHING. ill never get a real silent hill ever again, and its because kojima fucked up konami, he leeched their money to make big AAA games that sell like shit. he single handedly is the reason why we dont have a new castlevania, a new contra, or a new silent hill at all

ITS ALL HIS FAULT, all because he needed to make poop jokes and "muh nanomachines" or "muh parasites" games

FUCK EVERYTHIGN HE HAS EVER TOUCHED THE PIECE OF SHIT. I HOPE KOJIMA DIES TONIGHT OF A HEART ATTACK FROM ALL THE HAMGBURGERS, FUCKING WESTABOO OTAKU SCUM

>>341102078
NO
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>youtubers
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>>341102761
wow you're actually mad. I won't reply anymore, I'm worried about your health anon
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>you are big boss
>you are ludens
>big boss is ludens
new game big boss adventures in outer heaven confirmed
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yearly consoles. NOPE I'm done getting off this train. Its a lonely world when all your hopes lie in the hands of Nintendo.
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>>341103089
DMAN fucking right im mad, i hate kojima with a fucking passion... he took everything from me

EVERYTHING, he stole my childhood from me he stole silent hill, castlevania, and contra from me

HE TOOK THEM FROM ME, all for his shitty poop joke games
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>>341102761
It's been nearly 10 years since Ep2, Not only has the lead writer of the series left Valve but so have many others who worked the games, It's fucking dead and buried mate.
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#girlwood here we go
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>dancing already
this bingo gon be easy
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it's already over the top
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Always bet on Ubi
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>>341103634
i DONT care, anything would have been better htan kojima

i dont even care about half life's story

its one of the only last FPS that actually has old school sensibilities like more than two weapons, bhop/abh, no taking control away from character, semi-open combat spaces and fast pace

HL3 could just be a series of levels with zero story but have more refined half life gameplay and it woudl still be better than 99% of all other shit out there in the world.

THATS HOW LITTLE VALVE HAS TO TRY, they literally dont even have to barely try.

they dont even have to barely try ;n;

kojima tries too hard though, fuck him
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>>341104050
>mfw seeing this dancing intro
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Good start
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Oh fuck off. I live in Orlando and don't care this much.
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