Thicc Microsoft MILF edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock.
Youtube Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xM_NYqY71Y
Yet more Halo, because that's what we want.
What even is Halo Wars?
>Halo Wars 2
Nice nice nice nice nice
>State of Decay 2
No one asked for this.
& WINDOWS TEN
If they actually announce Scorpio at the end with no details other than a release date I will laugh and laugh.
EXCLUSIVE TO XBOX ONE
and windows 10
>Zero (zero) actual exclusives shown
kek
>>341073291
Halo.
They're really going all out with all these new game.
bungie tier trailer
>trailer starts with a squad of marines preparing for an attack
>>341073812
Yep
>tfw PC literally has six conferences for it including Microsoft
Feels good to be the master race
>>341073291
When is this over? The conference I mean, not this trailer.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST END THIS GARBAGE CONFERENCE ALREADY, FUCK. THIS IS WAY TOO FUCKING LONG.
>>341073153
desu, why would you own windows 10?
it's literally spyware
halo......yay......right?
>>341073752
It's an RTS made for consoles. So it controls pretty weird and has barely any micro.
>Halo Wars 2
WHY?
>>341073821
XBOX1 AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
>XBOX1 AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
XBOX1 AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
>XBOX1 AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
XBOX1 AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
THIS IS
THE
NEW
MEME
dan aeiou
What went wrong?
ALL UNITS
ALL
UNITS
I know YOU, /v/
I know you.
Halo is literally FISHER PRICE: THE FPS
Who over 16 actually buys that crap?
>>341073835
They already did.
Xbox One S.
ancient aliens
>halo wars 2
why would they make a second one after the 1st trainwreck?
This thread, let's all try our hardest not to shitpost.
Halo Wars doesn't look that great, but it's cool to have a high budget RTS getting made at all. If it's on PC I'll check it out.
>>341073936
what is wrong with people like you?
>W10
>343 industries
>sequel to a game that was wank
thank god its almost over
>the banished
MICROSOFT LOST
That was a strategy game trailer?
What the fuck.
>>341073291
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xM_NYqY71Y
>not Geoff stream
Fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
Hasn't 343 done enough to kill Halo?
Are they seriously ending with fucking Halo Wars 2?
really triggers me when theres some nice lookin' cinematic and the game is literally NOTHING like that
Why were the leaders just standing there?
AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
>HALO WARS 2
My dick.
this guy's voice pisses me off and i don't know why
>the only interesting game ruined by screaming let's play children and reddit memes
I know a lot of the PC-only people here are excited about getting an original Platinum game, but judging from what we've seen, it really doesn't look like much, sadly.
>Halo Wars 2
dead genre
dead game
dead on arrival
>>341073812
I did, the first one was comfy as hell on 360.
Does this guy have throat cancer from sucking so many poz cocks?
>>341073989
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
>rts on a console
>Halo Wars 2
Can't wait for Xbox/PC crossplay so console kids can scream about hacks.
>>341073291
is there a comfy stream that i can join to watch this with my best friend: /v/?
>stragegy with controller
Yeah, worked like a charm the first time
>>341073291
>milf
not at all
>Ark
>Banished
>Atriox
you're doing great.
>>341073998
Action.
game after game with no brakes, did xbox win e3?
>>341074037
That's the Slim.
Scorpio is X1(2)
ARMIN ARLET DIES
>no COD in the whole conference
The salt is real
>An actual RTS developer
Yay
Maybe it'll do better if its on the pc
I thought this was the best conference so far.
Most of what was shown today at MS was pretty good, and I say that not as a shill, nor a console fanboy.
>HAAH WAAW 2
>>341073998
It's a final fantasy past 9, that's what
>>341073812
I did and I'm not sorry.
So I will be able to pirate all this game on PC, right?
>>341074235
So far, yeah.
>Windows 10
>mfw I didn't buy an Xbone
This is worse than EA's conference. I feel sorry for the people who pay money to go to E3. This one looks even shittier than the last.
PEOPLE ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN XBONE
AN XBONE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>341074131
NEVER EVER
>creative assembly
Please no
Post YFW you didn't buy an XboxDone
Sea of thieves looks DOPE
>>341073291
>PC gaming show soon
>Microsoft conference still not finished
Shit.
For a moment I thought it was some unannounced W40k thingno Space Marine 2 ;_;
>>341073812
i did because it would be a fun game if it wasnt so fucking buggy
>>341073987
They finally figured out that anyone with a gaming rig want nothing to do with their shit console so there's no point in trying to appeal to the idorts.
>Console RTS
uhhhhhhhh......
>>341074259
COD is now with Sony
I really enjoyed that scalebound gameplay, the main characters quips got annoying though.
When the armor came on diamonds man, diamonds.
>>341073998
they took so long producing that shit the market has completely changed from when that game would have been a good product
wait how do you play an RTS on xbox
>>341074403
no one cares about pcucks
>>341074259
CoD is done for.
>we're launching le beta right now
i hate this shit,
FUCK YEAH
ALL XBOX GAmes COMING TO MY WIN 10
>>341074232
THIS.
>>341073839
>>341073849
You guys really don't get it, do you.
Most normal people don't view the PC as an actual gaming platform. Me personally, I can't be bothered paying attention to specs and graphics card upgrades and shit like that. It's only video games, no extra effort or assembly should be required.
>RTS
>Platform crossplay
>Its out already
should i play it?
At this point Xbone isn't MS platform anymore. It's Windows 10. I guess it's time to begin to think of the Xbone as the equivalent of a Steam machine for people who don't want to build a PC for MS games. I wonder if it will be their last console and become publishers next gen.
>Halo wars 2 beta
Fucking hell, I've got to find my XBONE now. I hope it still works, haven't touched it in over a year.
who /goingtobuyxbonesratherthanupgradetow10/ here?
>it's another 'gamers pretend to still care about fucking halo' episode
>>341073812
I did, State of Decay was dope until all it's problems seeped through
Just need to fix them for 2 and it'll be the best zombie apocalypse game on the market.
>>341074258
Deserved
>that robot voice filter
just makes me want to play DoW 40k again
TIME FOR XBOX VR WITH OCULUS RIFT
>>341074402
>tfw no friends to play with
>>341074331
Yes. It's a good feel bros.
Only things I care about:
>Recore
>State of Decay 2
>Sea of Thieves.
>We Happy Few.
Was there anything else that didn't look like shit
>>341074235
They'd have to show actually good games for that to be the case
>>341074295
The presentation was definitely great. Fast paced, show the fucking gameplay, move on to the next thing quickly.
I'm not really sold on the games though.
>rts
>console.
This is a joke?
Sea of Thieves reminds me of Guns of Icarus.
Will take two be presenting during microsofts time?
>>34107329
MICROSOFT WON
>all these exclusives
>>341074373
Idort, actually. Trust me senpai, I wanted to enjoy it, I love Kamiya.I'll still undoubtedly end up buying it Day One.
W H E R E 'S B A N J O
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>>341074623
>Caring about Sea of Normies.
At least Sea of Thieves looks good.
There will finally be a comfy fun pirate game r-right?
>>341074572
agreed desu
how long until next conference?
>>341073291
Just got here.
I've heard:
>State of Decay 2
>Halo Wars 2
>Dead Rising 4
>Scaleboard
Anything else mentioned that's notable?
>play without boundries
let me play halo on my ps4 then, faggot
>This entire conference
I'm so let down.
What the fuck was I thinking?
>>341074401
>>341074362
>>341074353
>>341074350
I seriously think /v/ is fucking retarded. Microsoft is winning because of this, you all begged for cross platform and now you're complaining about it. Fuck off
>>341073291
Anyone got pics of the vampire qt from the minecraft presentation?
>>341074686
An exclusive pile of dung.
cross platform everything confirmed.
Can I cross this halo shit?
>>341074513
i'm sorry you settle for inferiority
but I guess that's what nu males like you enjoy doing
Games look fun but I don't want to download spybot 10
>playing strategy games on a console
Nope. Halo Wars was fun but games like that were not meant to be played on a gamepad.
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY AN XBOX ONE ANYMORE
>>341074686
*also available on Windows 10
>>341074531
I might. only 300 meh why not
>>341074726
>>>/sticky/
>>341073812
I want it, fuck you
>>341074623
>Caring about Sea of Thieves after that Reddit presentation.
>Console ecosystem stronger than ever
Yea thats why you're slowly shifting over to Win10 right? LMAO
So do you guys like the conference so far?
>>341074497
>Xbox One AND windows 10 """""""exclusive"""""""
>>341074531
Considering it. Might get the old one kinda cheap now, or even a used one.
>>341074782
PC conference straight after
>>341074809
Recore looks like a potential Ratchet and Clank killer
So why should i ever buy an XBOX when LITERALLY everything come to PC, but with better graphics and cheaper?
>freedom to play with whoever you want
>as long as they're playing on our OS, Console or IOS
>>341074689
It's probably going to bomb on XBONE because it will be 30fps but on PC it's going to hold well.
>>341074832
>buying consoles
>>341074842
This
>>341074768
Dumb dork poster
HERE IT COMES
Best game this E3 so far.
>>341074460
That's what I was implying anon
>>341074912
Is this Windows 10 exclusive shit for real??? Fuck...
>>341074726
>He fell for the Grant Kirkhorpe meme
>>341074515
You serious? I'm not watching the MS conference because I don't give a fuck but are they seriously doing a console/PC crossplay RTS game? Jesus fuck the salt from the console side when they lose most of their matches will be great.
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>>341074768
>finally
>xbox one S
Ho boy.
>>341074832
I didn't say anything about them losing you sperg. I avoided buying a giant brick because they are bringing all of their games to something I already own.
>>341074295
What?
Only thing that looked good was the pirate game which could be fun and the dystopian thing because I cream myself with that hsit.
FF looked boring
Scalebound looked boring
Limbo devs made a new game, we know nothign about it
Everything else was boring shooters.
>all gamers are welcomed and respected
KEK,
>People cheer for a new fucking XBOX upgrade
Jesus Christ.
>>341074832
no they aren't
they're fucking over the console that no one wants, and none of these games have looked interesting in the least
>xbox one family
XBONEFIVE CONFIMRED
>>341074912
I don't own Windows 10 because I'm not retarded
That said, most of the games that were shown were shit anyway
>>341073291
You realize her and the brunette are both jews, right?
>>341074920
>using spyware 10
>>341073291
Honestly, the whole Play Anywhere thing is really appealing.
The issue is I already committed to a PS4 after the colossal fuck up that was the 2014? conference. So it's pointless to me.
>unprecedented inovation and creativity
must be in some alternate reality
>>341074978
OPEN THE WINDOW AND SMELL THE PEACH BLOSSOM
>>341074832
>microsoft is winning because I don't have to give them a fucking penny anymore
Nice delusion
I BET YOU BOUGHT AN XBONE DIDN'T YOU
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>341074768
I just want Puzzle Pirate back :''(>>341074978
>>341074832
>Microsoft is winning because of this
Explain to me how?
>>341075027
Why the fuck should you? Microsoft doesn't care as long as you're buying MS games.
Jesus Christ, do you guys need to be told everything?
>>341074912
>>341075085
>
OH SHIT
>>341074212
pls respond
>XBONES
kek
>>341075028
what more do you want?
We scorpio now
>>341074865
Looks like you didnt get a bingo this year.
>>341074887
No such thing as "superiority" in game platforms. If you feel otherwise, then congratulations on being the least retarded student at your special ed school.
they did the absolute madmen
>>341074513
>le I use le PC for editing and not gaming
AGAIN?
>4K gaming
Yeah right Phil
HAPPENIN
I don't get all this social gaming shit they try to push. All anyone ever uses is the friend list. That's all 99% of people need.
>Oh yeah baby
Good God this crowd is awful.
>>341074768
Sea of Thieves really has a lot of potential.
>>341074768
>No real competition
They can release a steaming pile of shit and it'll still be the best pirate game released in the last 5 years.
>consoles can't even hit 1080p yet
>talking about 4K
WEW
HERE WE GO PEOPLE
holy moley
SONY BTFO
TODD
O
D
D
MOLE
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>341074912
COULDNT CARE LESS, I HAVE WINDOWS 10
>4k gaming
>>341074832
Y-you fucking tell them Xbro!
SWEET SWEET LIES
Tod get lost
So why would you buy the XboneS?
OH SHIT TODD
THE LIAR
FUCKING TODD
You see that motherboard? You can climb it
>ITS HAPPENING
TELL ME LITTLE LIES TODD
>>341075259
Sucks man
TODD
O
D
D
>latest technology
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF 6 TEROFLOPS IS GOOD?
HOTT DOWARD
>art
>Yearly console upgrades
Not so smug now are we consolebabs?
>>341075262
this has to be bait
TODD=GODD
MOLEEEEEEEEE
MOLE
MOLE
>>341075358
literally had to laugh
all those toddposters here i cant take todd seriously anymore
>4k VR
>on XBAX
WEW
>6 TFLOPS
TODDDDDDDDDD
XBOX 4K
PC BTFO
TERAFLOPS
>developers wanted a pc
>Todd
>THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
TOOOODDDD!!!
>no cute animefriend to cuddle with and watch e3
it's TODD FUCKING HOWARD !!
TODD WITH THE SWEET LIES, ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Toddler
>BUY MY XBOX
4k 60fps confirmed
HOLY SHIT
these threads are moving too fast for me,im i the only one that feel that?
>>341073291
>unshapely soccer mom body is "thicc"
Stop with this falseflagging, Jesus Christ.
HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
HIGHEST
QUALITY
PIXELS
HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
RIP ALF
>We want something with no limitations
Wasn't the Xbox one that most limited console on the planet until MS got hit by a huge shit storm for it?
>>341073812
Nah, replies are fucking you over m80.
SoD was good except for the special undead meme. Always, ALWAYS go for greater numbers instead of special zombies. Zombies are so popular because it's endlessly gratifying to mow through 100 weak enemies instead of 10 strong ones. Dead Rising got that and it's up to #4 + DLC.
HIGHEST
QUALITY
PIXELS
HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
All in silky smooth 25FPS.
>highest quality pixels
topkek these fucking buzzwords
POST YFW YOU DIDN'T BUY AN XBONE
6 Terraflops
UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
HIGHEST
QUALITY
PIXELS
>the highest quality pixels
>HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
OH SHIT /v/ HOW CAN PC EVER COMPETE WITH THOSE SUPERIOR PIXELS?
>>341075047
it was interesting to me, TWO YEARS ago when it was on pre-alpha.
I though it was dead.
>highest quality pixels
>compressed pixels
Kek
