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Youtube Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xM_NYqY71Y
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MIND IF I JOIN IN
Carmack seems kind of autistic
>>341062621
CARMACKRAFT
CARMACK THE SELLOUT
trump
Why haven't they realized that a presentation where the people pretend to be playing or be friends is really cringy? Keep it business people.
More like Shillmack
is minecraft something people still play?
KEKMACK
so i've been fucking tinder girls for 2 days now, what good events have i missed
>Carmack out of nowhere
>>341063862
Fuck off.
I want to visit lydia's realm
>HERE WE GO!
>TH-THAT DRAGON SURE LOOKS COOL!
https://youtu.be/vPs5xUTvoHo
maincra
>>341063783
Maybe they think cringe is memorable and thus creates publicity? I don't fucking know
So far this is worst than EA conference
LETS GET OUT OF HERE
>redstone and tnt what could possibly go wrong
ahhaahahaahaa good one guysss
10/10 acting
>>341063783
They know the real reason for E3. Its not about games, it's about watching people humiliate themselves on stage.
>>341063862
Go back to the sticky
Minecraft looks like oldschool doom now
Carmack is fucking dead to me.
Anyone notice the rollercoaster didn't go all the way but was suppose to lol.
This is kinda sad to watch, but this thread is comfy
I know Minecraft is YUGE but does this really do anything for people?
>so much time wasted on fuckign minecraft
Man, microshit has absolutely nothing
LETS GET O-OUT OF HERE
LOOK AT THOSE
THUNDER
T
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H
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>get home from work
>John Carmack is shilling Minecraft
what a day
>>341064162
kek
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE
>>341063914
Brazilian Valentine's day. Also happened to be "ISIS murdered 50 people" day.
Are they turning Minecraft into Roblox?
>green and purple control
WHO ELSE SAW IT?
>minecraft chick
>im such a nerd haha xD
Maybe I'm just getting too old for this shit, but this e3 has fucking blown so far. Nothing has grabbed my interest at all
>Custom built controllers
Interesting. Just need a price point.
>>341063995
>>341064131
My bad, lads. Just deleted the post. Let's keep it comfy :^
Thanks doc
>customisable controllers.
Neat. But pointless.
CANT WAIT TO GET MINECRAFT(TM) ON XBOX ONE(TM)
Was that representative gameplay of Minecraft? Is this what kids play now?
WOW COLORED CONTROLLERS
>>341064580
$100
Limbo 2
>controller skins
Pretty boring so far
>indieshit
why god why
Do xbox one controllers work on pc without any trickery and is it any good? I'd love to get an orange controller
>indies
Oh yes, this should be so intresting
>green and purple Xbawks controller
Danke, Doctor Hoot.
INDIESHIT TIME
>>341063694
is that moot?
WHAT'S HER NAME
>Indie shit incoming
looks creepy
>>341064779
who?
That was not even an oculus lol
Also she was thick as fuck.
modern depression the game
Man, the Minecraft presentation was actually cool last year. They showed off trucking hologram technology in Minecraft. How did they go from that to showing shitty texture packs and having 2 dorky men present it?
>>341064654
With 8 million ways to customize the controller there is 1 for every xbox player
Are they just going to show the same games we saw last year?
>>341064553
Why would something catch your interest? They've just been showing the same games they've always been making. Just with different skins.
What's wrong with colored controllers? Not everything needs to be black and white guys.
>>341064753
Yeah the new ones with bluetooth will
>>341064779
Who?
Gotta love indie games... right?!
>>341064779
are you a cow?
>it's fucking nothing: the game
>tfw personal controllers were the best part of M$ conference
>>341064779
literally who
Limbo 2?
>mfw this entire fucking confrence
>charla
what a stupid second name.
Press G for more dubstep and poor voice acting.
whats been shown
The doctor is in.
>>341064889
The rollercoaster fucked up and the guy said "ooo i might build here lol".
>INSIDE
LEWD
>>341064553
No one actually releases important stuff at E3 because they don't want it being downplayed by all the other announcements. It's a vicious circle.
>VR Minecraft
I can't wait until all the kids get aneurysms or seizures or some shit for playing too long and not reading the warning signs
Is JewZ Dean going to be here again and show his terrible top down space game?
>>341064902
did you honestly think they wouldn't?
>>341064902
Welcome to the golden age.
>>341065023
The sad part is that it's superior in every fucking way to the EA and Bethesda ones.
>>341065052
T-thanks doctor
>>341065023
>mfw this entire fucking E3
>>341064656
Wonder if we'll get the usual Microsoft conversion to pound sterling, making it nearly double the price it would actually be.
Oh shit nigga i saw cupheads
>indie montage
classic
lads I cant
oh shit outlast 2 is still happening
so is that slime ranch game
cool
>moon game
AIEOU
>>341065243
Without a doubt.
Its time for the annual Indie comp
>>341065196
Wishful thinking.
>>341064871
>>341064956
>>341065014
us oldfags huh xd
>cuckhead
>pc games
kek.
>Hand of Fate 2
OH SHIT THAT'S ACTUALLY COOL
wow, i thought Sony were the company that shilled indies like crazy. Microsoft is jumping on board too
well bonus to actually showing a bunch of games to microsoft I guess
>>341065334John Madden
>>341065334
mark!
>>341065334
JOHN MADDEN
I still can't get over that awkward Minecraft segment.
I mean, fuck, Carmack. Why?
how does ark run on xbone?
If a franchise is announced as to be resurrected, we all win, no matter how it turns out
>>341065414
This
What was that Raiders game? Looks bretty sweet.
>BARK ARK
>>341065097
exactry
>>341065432
>Not remembering xbox live arcade
Are you 12?
>already bark ark
>dayz
yes hello why was carmack playing minecraft
"for those of you who have already bark ark on exbork"
This is 2015 all over again.
>ark
>early access on XBone
>MORE GAMES
kek.
Consoles getting early access crap
>>341065561
Probably like shit since they give away the pc version for free
"Happy people have no history"
what the fuck does that even mean
>hey guys windows 10
>only on xbox and ESPECIALLY windows 10 :^)
>upgrade to windows 10 guys
>pls install 10 we give free stuff
>pls
>windows 10 guys remember windows 10 windows 10 windows 10
>>341065552
No one noticed he was trying to show the rollercoaster through the mountain in VR, but the cart derailed lol?
Microsoft missed the DayZ boat by about 3 years.
![[OPERATING INTENSIFIES].gif](https://i.imgur.com/6rVTdqs.gif "[OPERATING INTENSIFIES].gif")
>>341064396
yeah i knew those, what about VIDEO GAMES
WE PC AND INDIES NOW
>early access singleplayer
make it stip
DayZ and Minecraft. FnaF is next
>>341065574
circle Upgraded Xbox One
THE
LEAK
WAS
REAL
Oh look, new Fallout 4 gameplay.
This E3 has been really weak so far.
>press x to remember joy
Bioshit?
what
Nothing like paying for games that might never be finish.
We 1984 now.
PUSSY
HOLD X TO REMEMBER
>Take Joy
LISA Remake nice
>school shooter simulator
>PTSD simulator
He fucking got that pill bottle in
Is this British Fallout? What?
I wasn't paying attention
This is creepy
PRESS X TO TAKE JOY
BIOSHIT
oh boy
>>341065819
If you get to know a person you're likely to find out he's an asshole.
>papers, please: the triple-A cash-in
>COMMUNISM IS BAD
this looks interesting
WHY DO DEVS THINK WE WANT TO SEE SHITTY VIDEO OF CHARACTERS TALKING AT E3?
>X TO TAKE JOY
BUDDY WHEN
This genuinely doesn't look too bad.
>press X to remember joy
pepe.jpeg
oh boy a walking simulator
>it's actually called joy
>>341065990
gibe de pusi b0ss
Is this Bioshock infinite 2?
LOVELY DAY EH?
>Come back
neat
>>341066151
it is bad you
YOUNG MICHAEL CAINE CONFIRMED
>stealing ideas from indie devs
Looks like it took some inspiration from 1984 and Brave New World. We fucking distopia now.
>>341066271
We happy few
walking simulator
Has there even been one game they've shown that's exclusive exclusive to Xbone, and not also on Windows 10?
>le wacky 50 land
>joy like in LISA
Holy shit
anonimouuus
I GOT THE JOY JOY JOY JOY DOWN IN MY HEART
A walking sequence + cutscenes.
Literally the stanley parable mk2
>>341065916
Thanks, missed that
>>341066271
It's the aborted British fetus of Bioshock and Fallout.
It's we happy few
>show playthrough before telling you what it is
Every fucking time.
>literally equilidrium
>how much of 1984 can we rip off at once?
This entire cutscene does nothing but prove videogames lack all depth, subtlety, and tact - and they lack it most when they're trying for it.
>>341066274
I don't get it
>>341066151
>communism is good
shitty meme that killed more people than both world wars senpaitachi
this looks AWFUL
So is this 1984 in 1964?
Already saw this shit before.
CENSOR THIS!!!! CENSOR THIS!!!!!!
>le ironic mood dissonance
This game looks interesting: Like a blend of Bioshock, and 1984 esque story.
DEBBY DOWNER
it aint me starts playing
I've been dead for 35 years...
Wow, this is actually interesting.
Recore actually looks great
late as fuck here
HE HAS DOWN
lmao that's so fucking terrible
A downy?
mite b cool?
>British game
>no muslims in sight
seems interesting desu lads.
Is it just my connection or is this stuttering and pausing like mad?
>>341066271
>>341066438
>how do I quote
looks dank
This honestly looks cool
That fucking picture they have is awful
>>341066451
>Not Brave New World
get fucked m8.
Mite be cul.
Oh wow, 5 minutes of nothing. Thanks guys!
>We've got a downer
Do they realise what that word means?
>Piñata
>Spanish
This people are fucking retarded and can't even research properly.
compulsion looks like shit.. really.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT.
HE
HAS
DOWNS
>>341066451
>video games lack depth, subtlety, and tact
I blame the audience.
LISA THE DOWNER
>>341066348
Microsoft is REALLY pushing 10.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SF4kJLj.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
So hype for this game
I'll play it, looks kind of interesting.
Sorta interesting, looks like it would have made a much better movie though
![[confused in arabic].webm](https://i.imgur.com/jlFAfY0.jpg "[confused in arabic].webm")
i was actually interested bois
where was the gameplay?
for a second there I thought he would at least swing a pipe or something
No release date? Cool.
>>341066620
my sides
>we got a downer call security
4chan detected
![programs-section-header[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/USTV4Tp.jpg "programs-section-header[1].jpg")
We've got a downer!
I swear I've seen people play that game before.
That looked fucking great
>>341066376
WHERE?
So is this 1984 pill edition?
>Another pretentious indie game...
looks gay
ending will probably be shit and unsatisfying
RED PILL IS BAD GOYIM!
it's a rougelike you dips
Gwent TCG
cool
HOLY SHIT THAT GERALT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
LOOKED SO FUCKING SHIT
>You don't talk much, huh anon?>Don't be such a downer!
wow im really loving these video games
>>341066459
It was a welcome back sign that had letters fall to become 'come back' while he was talking about wishing someone didn't die or something.
lel wild card
Fuck CDPR Bethesda did this first
>everyone thinks it's like 1984
>nobody realizes it's Brave New World
oh fuck yeah !!
>>341066694
No john, it is you who are the retards.
@341066631
Like this
>No Cuphead yet
Or did I miss it?
>>341066694
I think that's kinda the point.
>>341066641
You can tell when /v/ thinks a game is good because the shitposting slows down when everyone is actually watching the stream.
Watch it pick up again now for Gwent.
You can tell a lot from the eddies and currents of shitposting.
>Cards
Did they learn nothing from Bethesda's catastrophe?
>>341065867
What's it to you, normie? You'll get your yearly supply of FIFA's and CoDs.
Now make like a Chad and Fuck off.
EQUILIBRIUM THE VIDEO
>it's a hearthstone ripoff episode
WOW THAT GAME SURE WAS SUBTLE WITH IT'S MESSAGE.
I LIKE THE PART WHERE THEY TAKE PILLS MARKED "JOY" AND ALL SMILE AND IT'S THE EARLY SIXTIES
>Gwent Strategy 101
>Have a lot of cards that are draw X cards
>automatically with through attrition
>>341067007
idiot
