Microsoft press conference starting in 10 minutes.
i'm not expecting much
>>341051950
Couldn't be any worse than EA and Bethesda.
Very comfy.
>>341052161
this, especially EA
prey at the very least got me somewhat excited
no gameplay though so meh
why
why do i have to be sick during E3
Holy shit, just woke up right in time for the M$ conference. Lucky~
>da recent tradegy
good job phil
>tradegy
rip fags
we comfy here
is this the laidback chill thread?
Cars already? Thanks MS
HOUSE OF CARDS
TV TV TV
>xbone slim
>still big as fuck
Xbox slim WOOOOOOOOOO
[cheering and applauding]
should I watch PC show or Ubisoft? Can't watch both
SUBTITLES OFF
It's so small he couldn't even show it on stage in hand.
all those people wearing the same shirt is creeping me out.
What's up with the subtitles do any of the streams have them off?
>already with a new console
Who started this meme? It has no games
based comfybros
it's a pleasure
>>341054027
I'm just going to have them both on at the same time and mute between as interesting things happen
PC WON
Well they're not wasting any time. That's pretty refreshing after the EA show
>xbox small
doesn't sound as good
fuck yes. cross buy
now you can play a mediocre game on jew10
windows 10 wins E3
PC WNDOWS 10 BRAH!
UPDATE NOW!
Oh fug he is holding a controller, we get to start off with some gameplay nioce
this is pretty dank desu
>new Gears
>Both platforms and crossplay
Neat
>>341054027
PC show was pretty comfy and substantive last year. Ubisoft is always shitty
The PC show was basically setup like a talk show where they interviewed developers and spoke about video games. I enjoyed it.
>CROSSBUY
>CROSSPLAY
>5 MINUTES IN
>LET'S PLAY GAMES
Well better than the shitshows yesterday.
wud bang
>>341054364
Xbox Short Small when?
>p-p-p-please update p-p-pls
>th-this a-audience isn't p-paid or a-anything
>>341051663
Where were you when microsoft shoot to the XBOX DIVISION?
Laura Bailey a qt
XBOX HUGE
xbox smol
I can see this working
>twitch is faster but has 20% of screen covered
>youtube is higher qualit
help
>waifu voice actress
good conference so far
>>341054634
Ubi has the memery though
Going well so far. Can't wait to see how they fuck it up.
>XBOX ONE...
>AND WINDOWS 10
>EXCLUSIVE
c'mon guys, it's ((free))
but bored of gears not gonna lie lads
>>341054883
Please don't type in caps in the comfy thread
>>341054883
At least they're honest and don't say. "Sony exclusive!" *Also on PC.
>Fucking chainsaw on my gun
>still use a fucking knife
Good starting price and it looks actually nice.
In distant future, i might consider getting one
how can i be comfy when this gears lady has noodle arms even though the movement assisted armor would snap her bones in half
>hey we are being shot down
>let me get in clear sight
>>341055084
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jesus christ who finds this shit fun? I played this game a million times before.
This voice acting is really bad
No sense of urgency, just reading from a script
>take that!
>black character is a meme again
>>341055249
go to sticky, please
>wordswordswords
It's kinda annoying already lads
we're actually seeing gameplay instead of trailers. huge improvement over yesterday even though I don't care about GoW
jesus christ, Gears is bad.
>>341055343
So it's just a cheesy shootan. What a surprise.
>YU NEED A PICK ME UP
LEL
>>341055343
This Kate character looks straight out of Life is Strange
Nice to see more strong, powerful, female protagonists.
>>341055343
Agreed. This token black guy is like a tryhard Cole Train impression and it's annoying me. They should've just had old man cole if they wanted his humor.
>>341055343
Yeah, there's also unnecessary quips between them that feel really fucking cheesy and pointless. People don't actually talk like this and even then marcus and don's quips made sense and were even funny, not to mention THE COLE TRAIN BABY.
This is just shit.
>>341054823
try ign anon
silky smooth huh?
>>341055553
It's pretty much obligatory at this point.
The cucks will get rump rustled if they don't see one. They'll still find something to whine about though, there is literally no point in trying to appease these cunts.
>>341055621
This is the co-op campaign right? They might show up again in the singleplayer, unless this is it.
>all this time to present a boring uninspired tps
epic
at least it's gameplay, I guess??
So yeah I love Gears of War press conference
gears would be fun if they combined ratchet & clank weapons with gore
Not watching stream because my internet doesn't want me too.
Besides Gears, anything else happened yet?
>Xbox one exclusive, also available on PC
>>341055671
thank you dank animu frog
>>341055428
i know what you mean. everything is narrated so heavily. unfortunately the voice acting is mediocre
>Tfw watching and my co-worker and his gf are watching next to me
>Sitting there laughing and screaming at every "funny" twitch meme they see
>They have shitty opinions like "Xbox One S with crossplay just made PC worthless"Obviously the opposite
>Cant even hear the conference because they wont shut the fuck up and not comment on everything
MINIMUM COMFY ACHIEVED.
aww no dude a big gorilla monster haha how will the boys get out of this one
>censored speech
really?
>>341054823
gamespot
MARKUUUUSS
MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFE
MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
censored?
really?
Your g_________
Burning my what?
Wait they're burning their what?
>that censor
kek
these characters talk too much in combat
wait really? no cursing?
>stronk angry latina womyn who needs no swarm
LEL
Did the sound just cut out?
>ITT: asspained fags who will NEVER EVER get to play this game
"WE HAVE TO X!"
"ANY IDEAS???"
"[INSERT TACTICAL COMMAND HERE]"
"HAHA! WHY DID THE SWARM CROSS THE STREET? TO MEET MY CHAINSAW!! XD"
I love the rich dialogue and character moments in this game
>>341055548
holy shit
>>341055983
they should stop to make console already. There is literally nothing better than make a partition with W10 just to play vidya and W7 for steam and everything else
what's a good comfy game to play while watching E3 that isn't a roguelite/like or hearthstone?
I RECOGNISE HIM YEEEEEEAH
>we can show people getting chainsawed in half, but bad words are a no no
>>341056271
Yes
>>341056206
Yep. Not sure if they think this "dynamic" dialogue is supposed to be appealing or something.
>people actually cheering for marcus
top kek
>Community Manager
>Black man
So that's why the community is killing itself
>Killer Instinct
Oh hey this exists
>old man Marcus
seems cool enough
Here come the niggers
lolfightgames
This damn employee crowd, lmaoing my ass off
>2006: GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
>2016: [censored]
and you said it would stop at animu titties
>Only 2 people clap
We're gonna burn your gosh darn butts to the rootin tootin ground.
>MS employees fake cheers
>7 million players
>only 2.5 million matches
what?
fuck these shills in the audience.
>Most played fighting gameon Xbox One
lol
>THEY COULDN'T AFFORD MARCUS
WE
>not the Cole Train
>>341056402
>Windows 7
I think you mean Linux. An operating system that actually respects your freedom.
>most played
>only 7 million
>killer instinct
-sigh-
Is KI cross-play? Like if I buy the PC version right now I could play with Bone players?
Killah Instinctah
Oh boy racing games
crikey m8
>raam in KI
what else was leaked
>cars
>chris isaac cover
nah
>>341056798
2.5 mil matches
>a lot
>>341056937
Yes. I do that a lot myself.
This is basically a Windows 10 conference
>>341056876
THIS
He was literally the only memerable character in the entire series how is he not THE guy
>Forca... with Adele
WHEN WILL THE WINDOWS 10 MEME END
REEEEEEEEEEEE
/a/ gtfo
what's the point of owning an xbox?
>man, those grafix
>kangaroos, it looks like a nature simulator
>car
>oh
>close tab
![Screen%20Shot%202015-02-11%20at%205.04.41%20PM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cFLnioC.png "Screen%20Shot%202015-02-11%20at%205.04.41%20PM[1].png")
DEM JOEYS THO
>>341057143
no u
>Insert annual Forza here
>racing
>>341057181
Too lazy/retarded to build a PC or connect it to the TV?
>forza on pc
nice
>>341057106
Go back to the sticky, anon,
>Welcome to Australia
ABANDON SHIP
Go on bring out a real car I know you want to.
WELCOME TO AUSTALIA
water looked like shit tbqh.
>>341057181
Only basement dwellers play on computers.
>playing Forza when DiRT Rally exists
>fortza
>Forza
THERE IS NO T STOP PLZ
How do I skip past this?
W I D E B O D Y K A R E N
STRAYA
>that laugh
>Australia
crikey
>>341057254
Jesus are you me? I thought that it could be a new Afrika but nope.
Fuckin Straya!
![CK8t6uuUwAAvirb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4KV6sG6.jpg "CK8t6uuUwAAvirb[1].jpg")
>>341057106
Its the future anon, just accept it.
>>341056929
Even XP is better than shitty lunix
>forza gameplay preview
It's a fucking racing game who on the planet doesn't know how this shit plays
>and windows 10
so they've just given up on the XBone then?
>driving on the beach like that
>>341057181
because your laptop is too weak to play recent games? do you pcucks think desktops are even popular?
I'm going to fuck one of you cute anime posters
open your eyes terrance
>>341057181
it a easy set up,for kids and family
>Fort zuh
U wot m8
>>341057265
>a door woulda be nice segment
>proceeds to get in immediately in the race/photo segment
I dig the offroad racing, though.
>our game is so boring we better have 4 demos of it at once
>using a controller on PC.
>token negro and a woman
How much do you want to bet that this is pre-recorded gameplay, and that they're just pretending to drive the cars?
Holy shit
Forza Horison 3 is set in Australia
C U N T
U
N
T
SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
>SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
>SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
this is all to hectic
>Was actually tempted to get a Bone because of the Xbone S
>EXCLUSIVE TO XBOX AND PC
What is even the point?
>>341057181
It's a PC for retards.
>>341057592
you could say the same for any game. do you only want to see indies?
>single button press
Not a half-press?
This actually doesn't look bad
I actually miss the days of M$ shilling out Kinect. At least that shit was entertaining. This is just dull.
>>341057906
Of course it is. The chances of fucking up by crashing are much too high, especially with all these obstacles.
>people don't like horizon
what?
>>341058016
>windows 10
those fake "OHHHS"
>racing an m4 and lambo on dirt
>fartza
lmao
>>341057883
For driving games it's worthwhile if you don't have a wheel
>>341058016
You can either get an Xbone of rive in to the botnet.
>huge tires on the back of the truck
PIGFAT
>COMING EXCLUSIVELY TO..
XBOX ONE
...
...
andwindows10pleasedon'tnotice
Forza looks lit senpai
>MFW JUST BUILD A GOD TIER GAMING PC
>MFW ALL XBOX EXCLUSIVES ARE NOW ON PC
>TFW EVERY SINGLE PORT WILL BE BROKEN AS FUCK
Not sure quite how to feel about this
>just casually racing a fucking Lamborghini on dirt and on the FUCKING BEACH at highspeed
>>341058213
Not to mention that there's also a woman driver.
Oh cool, ReCore gameplay
>Oh hey its that game that was unveiled last year!
>Oh....its just another fucking shooter now
>>341058257
>not just make a partition and using it just for play vidya.
It's a 30 minutes work m8.
lets go pal
why do all these modern trailers have the worst fucking music possible.
>>341058436
They released some free to play forza game on PC and I've heard it runs really well.
>>341058391
You're retarded they're clearly throwing in Windows 10 at every turn because it's their main priority. This is Microsoft, they make operating system remember?
oh hey it's dog
>that sad "wooah"
>this music
why
>>341058579
Because house is currently the musique du jour.
When does Rockstar go?
KINGDOM HEARTS 3 PC BEREIVE HERRO
>Final Fantasy 15
SONY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>341058579
Because everyone is dead inside
Well, the girl looks cute and it has robuts.
Really want to see more Recore
HARRO ERRYWAN
>all this kickass robots
>can only play as the girl while using the robots as shitty partners
EVERY FUCKING TIME
LET ME PLAY AS THE ROBOTS/ALIENS/MONSTERS FOR ONCE, FUCK
>>341058579
One of these times I really hope that someone surprises us by playing some Soul Reaver style shit, instead of the normal rap/pop shit.
HAPPENING
>Japs without translators
WHYYY
>>341058090
Press button to invite your friend to a parallel universe.
What's a good stream that focuses on the actual trailer instead of cutting to a wide shot of the set that I've seen a million fucking times?
>>341058503
And that's all we get, because why show off an Xbone exclusive when you can show off FF XV.
NOT ENGRISH AGAIN, THIS IS NOT COMFY
>>341058579
yeah, get some dadrock instead
d'awwwww he thinks he can speak english. so cute.
Here come the chinks and weebs
>All these "exclusives" coming to Windows 10
>My face when I upgraded recently
Take it away Map!
Why are they fighting the protoss drone?
previous ff games BTFO
Combat in Recore doesn't look great. Hope it's more of a puzzle game with the different things the Core can turn into.
>>341059046
they're called Chinese you racist
>this edgy weeb garbage
Final Fantasy is a terrible series.
surprised they didn't censor crap
Remember when E3 used to be all claps and didn't have the current normie and millenial fags screaming BWWOOOOOOOooooOOOOOO after every presentation?
Wow 15 looks like shit on Xbone I mean those textures are painful
>QTE out the ass
>"fluid combat"
lmao
>he blocked a giants hand with a sword
fuck this game. final fantasy is dead.
>>341059078
That's the raw E3 stream, nothing to be done.
IS THAT FUCKING SONIC VOICE
this is what happens when you dont use prerecorded gameplay
new elder scrolls game nice.
Based Shimomura soundtracks
Is this HD shadow of the colossus?
FF13 burned me out from next 20 sequels, they need to die already
MMMMMMM
>>341059456
Just like my Chinese cartoons
why is there a dildo circle
This guy is just getting knocked around
Why did they pick this to show off
>Hold X to warp
This is one of the shittiest boss battles i've ever seen
GET REKT SON
Well the AI is as dumb as pancakes
DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DODGE THE ARM YOU FUCK
>>341059375
The part that matters is that you do the QTEs as a QT Animu boi
