ITT: Games women will never understand
>>341050627
double dragon neon
>>341050943
what's there to not understand? you punch guys for your gf. big whoop
>>341050627
What is there to not understand?
>>341051349
>>341051869
women detected
Anything with EXPLOSIONS
Doom.
>>341052286
why dont you explain it, then, big man?
Mega Man
Devil May Cry
Dark Souls
Monster Hunter
SMT
Etrian OdysseyBayonetta
Breath of Fire
Fighting games
FPS games
Devil May Cry
Etc
>>341053043
This.
>>341050627
Best CastleKino
>>341053360
>>341053043
many women I know love these games to death and play them really well. seems like that's enough for me to say that they understand them.
>>341053671
>Kino
you're a still a faggot
>>341054619
You're in a meme thread on a meme board. If you want to have a serious thread about what games women appreciate, go to a website that doesn't end in "-chan.org". If you want to get ironically baited by 12 year olds, then shine on you crazy diamond.
>>341055002
LEAVE e3 KINO TO ME
Red Dead Redemption, because they won't understand why John did what he did
>>341050627
Vaginas don't play video games.
>>341055260
>go to a website that doesn't end in "-chan.org". If you want to get ironically baited by 12 year olds, then shine on you crazy diamond.
This should be a banner and possibly tattooed onto the eyelids of every fucking newfag and norman that arrives here expecting a discussion
>>341054619
Most rules have exceptions.
Don't get me wrong though, it would be great if more women had better taste in games.
>>341054619
They only play and love those games because of their popularity at the time to seemingly fit in.
Story time. I grew up with two hot bitches as neighbours and one was a stripper. The super hot one always got salty when I explained certain themes and character motives that are inherent and exclusive to men, obviously it's unfair for them to know that, but even as I explained, they would have never get why it was the way it was and why we as men could naturally understand it. They cool as fuck though, they would let me borrow the PS2 and they played tons of fucking games, when they weren't fucking and getting men's money, they were playing. They are probably in that 10% of girls that actually play and love games without being obese landwhales who don't shower.
>>341051869
Pro-Christian imagery and the conviction to stand up to the blackest evil
>>341050627
The only thing that women might not understand is that this is a crappy adaptation of a PC-Engine masterpiece.I've finished both
>>341057452
this
>>341056853
Wow who knew that men play games marketed to men and women play games marketed to women?
Thank you, anon. You have truly opened my eyes with this based graph.
Any game that involves honor, selflessness, propriety, friendship, dignity or sacrifice
>>341058319
Or humility, apparently.
>>341056639
yeah...that'd be weird. i'll keep using my hands, tyvm
>>341052719
MGS as awhole.
Easy one since even I don't comprehend It.
>>341057236
that isnt love, though. love is truly enjoying and adoring something for what it is and not what it'll get you. so no, these women i know truly love games
>>341053043
>Bayonetta
>DMC
>Dark Souls
Just because I'm dogshit at DMC and Bayo doesn't mean I don't adore them.I don't get Monster Hunter though, you're right
>>341058319
>sacrifice
>selflessness
But women sacrifice their personalities and personal wants for society and children. Pretty selfless if you ask me.
>>341050627
Just post a list of every game ever made.
>>341058501
On the other hand, watching a woman play using a Wii controller that's inserted into her vagina would be incredibly impressive.
>>341053043
But my gf loves Bayonetta, Souls and Bloodborne.
>>341056853
ahhh warms the heart to see that almost 1/4 of mgs players are female...so great
;___;
>>341050627
>"Anon, why are you playing this shitty gimped de-make of a superior PC Engine release? I just don't understand it."
You're right, OP.
>>341053360
I know women who love Dante and beat his games
>>341058728
you only get it if you were there from the start. not dropped in the middle of the series.
>>341058837
>mistaking subservience for sacrifice
There's a world of difference between the two, anon. Anyone who deny themselves could not sacrifice for the thing that would have made the sacrifice worth something is already gone.
>>341058495
Of course, women can't understand humility since they are entirely driven by ego
>>341058823
Hey there,please do not identify In this anonymous board,feel free to defend your opinion as a more then likely boy however.
>>341050627
Why would you ever play Dracula X when Rondo of Blood exists and is far, far superior?
Even the psp version is better that the piece of shit that got put on the snes.
>>341060007
Yes, such a pity that men are the sole masters of humility.
>>341058132
You really think it's just marketing? Do you honestly think a high level skill, competitive game could have a predominately female players base if it were only marketed correctly to women?
Who are you kidding anon.
>>341058837
>women
>personalities
>mfw
As far as "personal wants" they generally only want children and a meal ticket.
>>341059365
Just because your GF has a feminine penis doesn't mean she's a woman m8.
>>341050627
Speaking of such. This right here.
>>341060301
Since there's never been a high skill game marketed towards women, it's impossible to say.
>>341053043
I've seen gif a lot since last year, but I've never seen the actual source. When did Anita and Zoe Quinn made a video together?
>>341061126
statistically speaking, it's more likely that that anon's gf is a woman with a vagina
>>341058319
This pretty much sums it up
>>341056853
>Literally a negative correlation between how much skill a game requires and how likely women are to play them
>>341060225
Show me a woman who humbled herself more than the Christian saints, or even the knights of medieval chivalric romance
>>341062842
joan d'arc
>>341062842
The weird thing is, I can't tell if posts like these are sarcastic or not anymore.
Such is life on neo-4chan.
>>341050627
I thought gator types weren't allowed here anymore? Reddit seems more your style.
>>341063442
>>341056853
>16% female in runescape
wut
Not just a game, but NPC Solaire for example
They turned him into a meme lefunny character XD
>>341065190
That was because of PC gamers, not women though.
>>341050627
I understand it. Gotta go beat up Dracula because he's doing evil shit again. That's really all there is to most early Castlevanias.
What I don't understand is why you posted the inferior version of the game?
Hell, even the remake of in Dracula X Chronicles for the PSP is better than the shitty SNES version, and the PSP version is 2.5D and has slowdown issues.
>>341058501
Can you not make it so blatantly goddamn obvious that you're from tumblr? Wow, behold, everyone! They type in all lowercase so that must mean they're a girl!
Also, revealing you're from a website with massive sociopathic presence does not help your argument.
>>341063802
the female fighter for god who allowed herself to burn to death for a righteous cause
>>341065527
>not emulating through PPSSPP
come on kid, it's stable AF
>>341065538
seems like you're the real tumblerer, if you ask me. you're the one who cares more about social justice. i just wanna use my hands to hold the controller
>>341066029
oh, i am also typing on lower case because i am lazy. obviously, i'd use proper grammar in a professional, business, or academic paper, but this is not the case
WE
WUZ
ETHIKS
IN
GAMEZ JOURNALIZM
>>341066029
Like a true tumblrite, you just pulled that straight from your ass lol
If someone made a map of the loops and turns it took your brain to arrive at the conclusion that I support social justice, it'd look like the drawing of a schizophrenic kid.
>>341066875
>no, you!
spoken like a true tumblrite. taken from your ass, i see
>>341053043
>Devil May Cry
>Dark Souls
>SMT
>Bayonetta
>>341053360
>Fighting games
My wife loves these, retards BTFO.
>>341061918
>anon's gf is a woman with a vagina
That's 10 times worse, how the fuck can a feminine penis grew from a vagina?
>>341065835
Eh, I'm not too keen on piracy. I'll emulate games that I have little-to-no chance of obtaining due to not being made anymore/only available overseas, but if it's something I can buy, I like to do that.
I actually got the original Playstation version of Symphony of the Night at a pawn shop for like, 30 bucks.
That said, I do have PPSSPP+ on my phone (I got it for the Nichijou game, but that's all in moon so I don't know what the fuck is going on), but I rarely use it because fucking phone touchscreen controls.
>>341062842
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=509
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=1127
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=117
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=14
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=5994
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=106
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=529
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=630
And that's all I'm going to bother with for today.
Have fun with the rest of this list: http://www.catholic.org/saints/female.php
>>341066875
Seriously mate, take a look at yourself.
You're probably new here, and have seen some people saying 'go back to tumblr' or 'reddit' and think it's the thing to do here.
But you're kidding no one.
This website isn't some cool insider's club; anyone from any background can come here. People who work in public offices come here to blow off steam; people from the left and the right come here to laugh at stupid shit.
If you take this website seriously enough to try and police who does and doesn't come here, you are obviously displaying your ignorance.
Only newfags and the mentally ill see this place as something that needs defending from 'outsiders'.
t. 10 year chan veteran.
>>341067771
it's actually the other way around. we all start as female. some turn into male while some stay as female. this is basic biology of pregnancy
>>341068225
>t. 10 year chan veteran.
I think you and I need to make love to each other
>>341065527
Wow, it isn't every day you see a woman post on this board. And one who knows her stuff, too. Really goes to show that people's perception of women here is really messed up.
>>341068427
It's also the reason why XY women exist. In the absence of masculinizing hormones or sensitivity to them, females develop.
>>341053043
Are you retarded or never been around women in your life?
DMC, Dark Souls, MonHun and Bayonetta are incredibly popular among women.
Hell, over a third of the japanese Bayonetta miiverse community is female, one of the best Bayonetta players out there is female. One of the best DMC players of all time is female. MonHun even launched a female-only clothing line.
>>341068976
and they become sexy a f, oftentimes
>>341069636
can you show me vids of these female players? i need someone to root for
>>341070109
Not him but Yoshesque for Bayonetta, she's better than most men I've seen.
Quake III arena
>>341070109
Look up breatool for DMC (she retired after DmC) and yoshesque for Bayonetta (she even made a big episodic tutorial for those who want to git gud).
>>341071710
Bethesda doesn't get it either.
>>341072038
Too soon you fucker
>>341058837
you have to be 18 to browse this site
>>341072208
You feel it too, don't you?
>>341053043
I know a 20yo girl whose favorite game is SMT4.
My GF is interested in Dark Souls.
>>341071810
>google breatool
>no results
woah nice imagination kid, stop shitposting please
>>341071810
>>341071382
Cool. Sanks
>>341056697
Thanks for ruining things.
2008 was 8 years ago.
>>341068789
Anon, you've got me a little hot and bothered over here...
>>341072714
>>341072846
Sorry, it's breatoal. My memory glitched there.
https://www.youtube.com/user/breatoal
WE WUZ GAYMERS N SHEEIT 2
>>341050627
Dead or Alive, including Xtreme games.
>>341073758
I agree with her here.
>>341068881
I'd say I'm an exception, rather than the rule, since I grew up with video games and played them with my older brother all the time.
One of our favorite games to play together was Super Mario Bros 3. I was never any good at it back then, but it was still a lot of fun. We also played Kirby's Adventure, and would take turns playing the levels.
We also had a Sega, so we'd play Sonic 2 together, too. He almost always beat me at the 2P races.
About the only games I was ever better at than him were fighting games, ironically.
Good times, good times.
And now I really want to play a game, not sure what I'll play though. See you anons later, and remember to have fun playing vidya gaems.
>>341074273
kill yourself roastie
>>341058586
poor girl, can someone give her a helmet that fits?
Deus Ex
Gothic 2
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Mount&Blade
>>341073758
that can't be real
>>341074342
You need to make it a rule, not the exception. We got our hopes on you and all like you, you know
>>341050627
>>341062242
>GTA:V, Mass Effect, and AssCreed
>skill
You trollin' but keep it up if it makes you happy man no hate.
>>341050627
>playing the snes version
ITT: Games men will never understand
>>341078171
You forgot league in there
>>341073758
>'gamers are so fucking pathetic they consider following a huge corporate event designed solely to make huge companies huge amounts of money the sign of a 'real gamer'
>>341073758
She's right though, E3 is stupid. Just a giant marketing event that gamers get hyped for for some reason.
>>341078510
I was considering including the MOBA's but I decided they do require a degree of skill as they are multiplayer team based games.
>>341053043
>fujoshit games
Only way you could have made your list worse is by adding MGS to it. But sure, whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.
>>341079316
Kill yourself roastie
>>341074273
stop commenting
delete this
