The Pope starts his show in about 15 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
Get in here!
>>341044294
It's Croteam, right? Meaning new Serious Sam. He announced it on his Twitter 3 days ago.
>>341044294
I at least hope a new flavor of doritos is disclosed today
>>341044414
Not sure what you are talking about family, he has 12 hours of show lined up, maybe what you're talking about is a part of that?
>>341044550
Geoff said himself Monday morning, so...
>>341044414
Croteam should be around 18:30 along with kanye west and some othe bullshit
>timer
>times out
>still not on
Just for once could something at E3 actually be on time?
>morons in the stream chat expecting RDR2
>from fucking Microsoft, Sony and Ubisoft
>>341046123
I think they just had the time on Youtube set wrong, all the promotional material says noon eastern. He was just on Periscope showing the set and saying it wasn't quite time yet too
>only just now watching streams since I've been at work all week
What has been shown so far? I've seen literally nothing.
papa bless
>>341048139
That's about what has been shown. Microsoft is in 30 minutes though.
>>341046214
Microsoft announced GTA IV, and Sony the new versions of GTAV, at E3. It's not outside the realm of possibility for them to just play a trailer, especially since Microsoft or Sony will likely have a marketing deal for whatever their next game is.
>>341048372
Oh really?
So no games yet?
LIVE
>>341046214
>expecting one of the two platforms rdr was on to announce a new game is moronic
>>341048490
New Quake by Bethesda. Prey by Arkane (Dishonored devs). EA showed sports as usual, but added such gem as a story mode for FIFA.
Berserk Musou got confirmed (separately, out of conferences). Not sure if anything else was really announced that we didn't know about already.
Today is when the big conferences will happen, so the announcements should start flowing after Microsoft is finished.
I thought this stuff didn't start until 11pt
>>341046018
2 minutes
>>341048669
Oh. Okay, so next to nothing.
Thanks a bunch, anon
the greatest gladiator match in the history of the world
HERE WE GO
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HERE WE GO
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HERE WE GO
http://alternatevidya.chatango.com/
HE'S HERE
Ahh, it's live.
He's dead inside just look
POWERED BY SAMSUNG
what the heck is gameslice, 11k viewers?
how has the beloved pope fallen this far?
>watching geoff talking about how games makes us escape reality.
>LET US ALL HUG EACH OTHER
Back to Giant Bomb
>knaye
>Conan O'Brien
>Lil Wayne
>Aisha Taylor
Oh no
TODD HOWARD
![[SPAGHET ME UP].png](https://i.imgur.com/5giEiBB.png "[SPAGHET ME UP].png")
>Matpat
>Angry Joe
>7 dollar Sanchez
Why
>>341049481
Conan is based. He doesn't give a fuck. He's probably at E3 shooting stuff for his show later this week or next week.
>here you go celebrities
>you totally come to look at these video games for celebrities right?
Butthurt José vs. Dorito Pope
http://alternatevidya.chatango.com/
Chat with us niggers.
>Pissed Pedro
this gon be gud
>>341049565
so geoff can give him his annual buttblasting
Square enix isn't having a conference right? Saw it scheduled on Twitch but im not too sure.
>Jax is back
Top tier qt
>>341049696
They already did one
when will the happiness return?
>>341049613
I'll always appreciate what he did for The Simpsons but he needs to stay out of video games
thats me mums horse
What is the real thread? So fucking many. Sticky when?
>>341049696
There's gonna be an active time thing for XV later today and on Wednesday there'll be a live letter for XIV. Not sure what else they're gonna show this week.
![600x430[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JFp4FVY.jpg "600x430[1].jpg")
>A game by Kanye West about his mother entering heaven
>coonye west
FLYING NIGGERS LMAO
WE WUZ ANGELS AND SHIET
>>341050014
You can't make this shit up
... was that Kanye's game?
>yfw Trayvon is in Heaven too
wat
>>341050114
Trying to copy 50 cent 10 years later
THANK YOU KANYE
>>341050114
Yes.
REMOVE KEBEB
>fighting game with loot
NAAARRGGGHHHH
>>341049225
That is a potentially good name for a rock/punk album.
PS holy shit 4chan hates me and gave me 7 captchas in a row
>>341048564
sauce?
He finally seems happy now...or is he just jacked up on drugs?
you fucks, show the Atlantis transition so Manta fags get BTFI want him too
>lego
>lego worlds
Wait, so Vulkan isn't dead, it just lives on in cell phone games?
>>341050014
Am I watching South Park?
Man they're still making lego games.
I never played one in my life.
BRICK BY BRICK
SUCK MY DICK
NO MATTER HOW LONG
NO MATTER HOW THICK
>lego minecraft
i thought minecraft was just lego already
>>341050551
You can hook up a corpse to 100000 volts and make it jump but its still dead inside.
>lego minecraft clone
Fucking audio is too low
>>341050732
We already went full circle when Lego released a Minecraft set.
>>341050732
I can't dew this anymore either, anon
>>341050590
>>341050769
>Not liking Lego
I seriously recommend their games. It's fun no matter your age.
>/v/ was hyped as fuck for Lego Worlds when it first came out
>now nobody cares
Goddammit Early Access.
[CLANG]
>all of these guys thinking its a minecraft clone
its like you didn't saw the threads a few months ago
WHERE IS SERIOUS SAM YOU DORITO SHITTER FUCK
>>341050641
It wasn't dead anyway. What are you talking about?
i thought lego doesnt allow its licensees to touch internet multiplayer because penises
>>341050551
he seems a lot happier working with youtube. I remember last year some dude he was interviewing had some VR shit on and he started fucking with them, it was great.
>>341050946
jokes on you i enjoy all the lego games
>>341050732
>>341050769
It's been out for a year now. Don't act surprised
>>341050939
>fun
well there is your problem
Why do these LEGO devs seems so serious and unhappy?
>>341051028
its not open multiplayer
its time
CROTEAM YES
OH FUCK YEEEESSSSSS
>>341051028
This isn't licensed, it's literally Lego: The Game.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So Serious Sam is Rayman now?
>Early Access Serious Sam
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT
Fuck it's just VR shit, DAMNIT
Serious SamVR
BUT AN ARENA SHOOTER IS ABOUT RUNNING AROUND AND SHOOTING
FUCK
>The Last Hope
KAY?
>VR Serious Sam
I hope it works without it too.
AHHAHAHAHHAHA All those hoping for SS4
FUCKING
OWNED
W
N
E
D
>vr meme
I hope it works without it
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>Not SS4
>Some VR bullshit
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>VR
>Serious Sam VR
>Serious Sam VR
fucking kek.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341044294
FUCKING VIDEO WON'T LOAD GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO SEE CROTEAM FUCK THIS
>VR
Level designer confirmed for qtp2t
brand name cash in
Holy shit Geoff going for the throat right out the gates with that movement question.
>VR Only Serious Sam
WELP IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
MORE LIKE NO HOPE
>Serious Sam statically placed and enemies run at you
fuck VR
FUCK VR
>Lego Worlds
>400k owners
what the fuck who would be dumb enough to fall for minecraft scam twice
I hope to god this is just a side project
> tfw Serious Sam is dead
>those actually valid question and no dick-sucking
Well I love this already
>"How is the gameplay?"
>you stand, and have controllers and...yeah.
Great description there girl.
IT JUST FITS
GIANT
ENEMY
CRAB
>You stand in one spot
>VR only
>Pretty much tower defense
>It's literally just SS3 locations
FUCK
>Croteam
FUCK YES SERIOUS SAM 4, FIN-
>VR
fuck
cute girl desu
>>341051745
I did :^(
TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYA
who the fuck is this
>this Irish nigger
Dropped.
time for youtube jewing
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GO AWAY
are you fucking kidding me right now
Who the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this creature?
who the fuck is this mick?
>TOPOFDAMORNINYALADIES
Fuck.
http://alternatevidya.chatango.com/
http://alternatevidya.chatango.com/
http://alternatevidya.chatango.com/
Real-time shitposting.
Jesus Christ, why did they put this loud annoying little fuck there?
god this guy is fucking annoying
why does he wear a hat
is it cold
TOPPP OF THE MOOOOOORNIN LAAAAADDIES
>E Celeb shit
Please why...
Holy fuck, is this how annoying these popular youtubers normally are? No wonder every kid has ADD and autism.
Also that fake accent, god damn.
SS4 PC GAMING SHOW IT IS
PLS CROTEAM WHAT THE FUCK
Who the fuck is this obnoxious Irishman?
Holy shit, this person is WAY TOO EXCITED for an E3.
>>341051981
Some nacker
Jesus christ
>VR Serious Sam
God is dead. Please just be a side project
Any other streams? This is unbearable.
>white people
this nigga rather whore himself out like a children's mascot instead of getting a legit 9-5. you can't make this shit up.
Show ruined.
hahahah hes soooo funny! xD
any pics of the croteam qt?
fuck this lousy faglord on screen
>>341052130
i'm guessing he's popular with tweens with no sense of humor. all he has to do is yell and he'll get the yucks
>>341051580
jada stevens apparently works in the game industry
>Serious Sam game!
>It's VR bullshit
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>the last meme
>Ecelebs
Alright back to the IGN stream.
This world has gone too far.
SEND THE NUKES !!!
THANKS JACK
irish pewds?
>>341044294
Who's this nuMale Irish guy talking?
What are we still doing here guys? The medium is dead and there is nothing we can do to change it. I think it's time to move on.
what the hell is this?
>THANKS JACK
JACK BTFO
anyone know if kojima is there?
Jesus christ my fucking ears
>>341052390
fuck off cunt
did someone say trump
>>341044550
12 hours of show?
Jeez. Say what ya want about the pope, dude is a fucking workhorse. Between that and his attempts at keeping the VGA alive.
>the year for VR
We truly live in dark times, senpais.
>presented by durex
hmmm
>>341052523
TRUMP
>We have Rare
Fuck you cunt, Rare has been a husk for ten years now.
>>341052187
>Irish people
>White
4K AND UHD ARE THE SAME THING AS FAR AS CONSUMER ELECTRONICS ARE CONCERNED.
Xbone5 is Oculus Rift compatible and will be available in a bundle in 2017.
>youtube chat just as bad as twitch
was it this bad in the early 2000s? I vaguely remember the days of mIRC, and it wasn't just nonstop spamming.
Recent strategy in Orlando?!
>its a tragedy episode
TRADEDGY
did he just say
>the recent strategy
>capitalizing on tragedy
Stay classy E3.
>>341053309
I vaguely remember it being kinda shitty.
whitebox confirmed
>>341053309
Not really, it was most flirting and sending virus to one another. Now chatting online is taken for granted and everyone is "who cares".
XBONES
>>341053309
This always happens where's the a shitton of a traffic, no matter what.
I hope this one has a 60% failure rate too.
shit my fuck up, senpai
>integrated power supply
as much as I want one, you'd be foolish to early adopt one.
[Cheering and applauding]
For 300 bucks I might get one.
Really no reason not to.
>This music
lol
WHAAAAAAAT
WHAT THE FUCK???
GEARS OF WAR 4 FOR THE PC???
NIGGA NIGGA DID HE JUST SAY THAT??
GEARS 4 PC CONFIRMED HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Wait, did i miss something? Has Hideo talked with The Pope yet?
>>341054093
[Wooing intensifies]
What the fuck happened to Cliffy B?
>>341054439
>>341054452
Nigga they said that months ago.
>>341054439
Windows 10 only senpai
>>341054439
Yes, he said that.
With crossplay
>>341050514
boku no cathello newfriend
Forza 6 port was decent.
Runs on the UE4, so maybe it won't be a shit port.
bruh
>marcus and anya son a perfect 10/10 husbando
who would've thought
>>341054026
Sony had it since PS2, PC since 80s, it has literally nothing to do with RROD.
>>341054946
>Runs on the UE4
It's UE3 actually, heavily modded UE3 but still UE3.
>those corsshairs
Is there different ones?
They seem really unaccurate.
>gears single player without a retarded over the top cast
what is even the point?
>All this dialogue
pls
>>341054946
All the ports are good except Quantum Break, fuck the performance is bad
>>341055102
Well, can't be worse than Arkham Knight.
>>341055025
>xbox power brick
>integrated
>360 notorious for overheating issues
>implying I'm going to trust microsoft after sending my 360 in twice for repairs
nah, I'm good. maybe sony mastered it, but I'm not willing to accept that microsoft won't fuck it up.
I can wait a year or two for reviews.
This is some Might Morphin Power Rangers tier acting
>>341044294
>This Gears of War voice acting
Oh LAWD XD
More like Gears of Bore
>>341055797
upvoting this man
>>341055526
>Looks like you could use a pick-me-up!
Kill me now.
this looks boring as shit. why didn't cliff borrow some of the cool shit from bulletstorm? he owns the fucking IP, he could've brought in some of those cool weapons to spice this shit up.
that censor lmao
>>341055998
He sold the IP to Microsoft.
>THEN WE'RE BURNING YOUR ..................................................
What did she mean by this?
Did they just censor that shit?
>>341055998
Cliff isn't working on Gears 4 senpai.
>Dat censor.
I bet some cuck is gonna complain about it.
Did they just censor her dialogue?
THEN WE'RE BURNING YOURGAY BAR IN ORLANDO
Action setpieces! Gripping acting! Epic reveals! Holy fuck, end it already!
Did they seriously censor the swear words?
>>341056126
>>341056269
nvm. that's a bit depressing to read, but I'm not surprised. guess I'll be skipping this one.
>A FUCKING CONTROLLER.
Nothing special, but it's already better than the EA and Bethesda conferences combined.
>>341056485
Either that or it was spoilers
>Microsoft keeps pretending anyone cares about Killer Instinct
Why were they pretending to be playing live when it was pre recorded?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>341056604
Its an ELITE controller you fucking pleb
GENERAL RAAM
OUR GUY
>mfw this guy thinks his shit game has any chance on smash
Forza Horizon 3
>>341052130
you're too young for this website
KANGAROOS CONFIRMED
FORZA IN STRAYA
C U N T
U
N
T
CARS CONFIRMED FOR KILLER INSTINCT
>xbox 1 and windows 10 exclusive
>windows 10 exclusive
my cock twitches each time I hear it. and /v/ told me I'd regret installing wnidows10. I regret nothing.
and now we wait for MCC announcement.
>Welcome to Australia
Alt+F4
Goddamn Australians.
>Ostralya
>beauty
Whats the difference between Forza and GT?
