E3 announcement when?
Reply to my thread, chucklefucks.
@341043120
Your retarted
>>341043573
Dorito pope stream starts in like 5 minutes
Man, E3 has to be bad when the only thing I care about is some 2000s shooter made by some slavs on a shoestring budget
TEN MINUTES
FIVE MINUTES, JESUS HAROLD FALTERMEYER CHRIST
>>341048620
WHERE
>>341047793
>>341048620
>>341049050
>>341049062
check twitch
>>341049323
gimme a likn u fug
>>341043120
Any hopes for SS4? I personally want it to be a goofy and colorful as SS2.
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
from the croteam twitter 5 mins till big reveal
>previously announced new game
What did Croteam mean with this?please no Talos Principle 2, i need my Smiling Steve
>>341049306
What was his name again?
>>341050405
Croatian Carlos
SERIOUS SAM
>SERIOUS SAM
SERIOUS SAM
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SERIOUS SAM
>SERIOUS SAM
SERIOUS SAM
>SERIOUS SAM
SERIOUS SAM
>SERIOUS SAM
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>SERIOUS SAM
>>341050405
Hyped Hank
>>341050289
Doesn't work for some reason.
>>341049306
Ultramad Umberto
ITS TIME TO GET SERIOUS
>>341050895
OH YEAHH
https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCrNBxHA_SavRrD-PrEek2AQ
IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
>IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
>IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
>IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
>IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
>IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
>IT'S A VR MEMEGAME
>VR Serious Sam
>>341051285
Hmmm
Serious Sam VR
Cool I guessT_T
>>341043120
I hope they make another cartoony game like Serious Sam 2
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!
>VR only
> V R B O Y S
Only VR
Looks like a rail shooter
SERIOUSLY SHIT!
>>341051425
Actually looks pretty neat. Don't have any vr shit and don't plan on buying any vr stuff anytime soon.
>>341051648
rail imply you move
they better drop some info on SS4 FUCK
I'm going to kill myself, bois
>you will never have a qt Croteam gf
WHY
Literally just did on the YouTube channel.
>that qt giggle about crabs
VR are you fucking for real? Can you even move around in the game?
>expecting something good from muslims
Kill me
Guys what if they're just pulling are legs, this is Croteam after all! Serious Sam 4 is on the way!
Trolling Level: Serious
The last hope for serious sam is a VR where you can't even move around
thank god this is not ss4, but it could be a fun vr game
SERIOUS SAM IS DEAD. FPS GENRE IS DEAD.
>>341052340
It's fine for a VR game but where the fuck is SS4
croteam YOU FUCKED UP
calm the fuck down everyone, SS4 is still in the works
For anyone out of the loop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_CZosKxig
>>341053065
>delayed because of vr shit
>>341053065
>SS4 is still in the works
WHEN
H
E
N
FUCKING END MY LIFE
>>341053079
looks neat
>>341053079
NOOO CROTEAM FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!
>>341053079
>VR
But it looks so fun, fuck!
WHY ARE PEOPLE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
SERIOUS SAM IN VR WOULD BE FUCKING NUTS
PERSONALLY, I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS
>Make a game that is only accesible to a small population of gamers
Cmon you fucking faggots. Do you honestly think that Croteam is that fucking retarted ?
i swear to god if sam is delayed past this year because of VR im done.
first it was delayed because of fucking talos.
now its delayed because of fucking VR.
next it'll be fucking delayed because of talos 2.
fuck this.
>>341054346
because you need a fucking headset numbnuts
I don't want to spend 1200 syrup dollars on a fucking gadget for one fucking game
>>341054346
i would too if i had a vr, its probably going to be a great vr game, but i just want some info on ss4, some screenshots maybe?
Fuck this, Serious Sam 4 is the new Half Life 3
>>341054346
>VR only
>You can't move
>SS4 at best delayed because of this
>>341055293
>>You can't move
Was this confirmed? I think that girl was saying something about using a controller to move around.
>>341055456
Both levels show have you on a platform and all the gameplay is shooting from there
If you move is going to be on rails
"So many angry people without VR headsets. God forbid developers experiment with VR huh?"
Literally
>>341053079
Oh god this isn't exclusive is it?
>>341055456
nah you are fixed but get different locations and stuff
>>341055456
Look at the video, he's never moving.
If you can move, it's probably Vive-style where it's a small area (and some of the ground looks like you can see that small area)
I'm sure Serious Sam 4 isn't not going to happen, Croteam had to be working on something.
>>341055698
It is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_CZosKxig
just fuck my FPS genre up bros. fuck it all
>ntroducing Serious Sam VR from @Croteam - coming to Steam Early Access this summer!
>Early access
>>341055920
>Doom 4 was actually good
>maybe FPS games will be fun again
It looks like I talked too fucking soon
>>341053079
What the fuck, that was really their surprise?
fuck this shit i wanted SS4
>>341056124
>it's not even finished yet, delaying 4 once again
maybe its a good thing, to let people cool off from doom
>>341056395
You jinx it, you fool!
While we are sad, any suggested mods for 3?
>serious sam: constant movement is literally the most important part of gameplay
>putting it on stand in one spot and click around 'modern' VR
>Serious Engine 4 is fantastic
>Serious Sam VR means all the enemy assets exists
I really doubt a real Serious Sam game isn't going to happen
>>341057389
it is, it just isn't this one. Real fucking bumming.
>>341057389
Aren't all VR assetsfrom 3?
i hope they're just trolling and they'll announce SS4 soon
why the fuck didn't they do it today?
>>341057923
Maybe they will at Sony's stream
>>341057389
They said no egypt and teased rome, so it is going to happen and I seriously hope they'll show it along all the other devolver stuff at pc gaming conference, or sony since it's multiplatform.
>>341058149
>Sam
>Sony
Ya, more likely during Devolver's or PCGaming's show, not Sony.
>>341057242
Enhanced
no reloading
classic Kamikaze
classic Rocketeer
>all these games coming out for Vive
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING OCULUS RELEASES HOLY SHIT
JUST FUCKING PORT SOME OLD GAMES TO IT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I hope this isn't the only thing they will show (there is also that PC conference). VR is cool I guess but it just excludes so many SS fans right off the bat.
>>341054837
You know, Talos is one of the few games that would actually benefit from VR headsets as they exist now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_CZosKxig
man, would you look at all that salt in the comics
>>341058334
Also, you'd think the game would be presented by Davor, Alen and/or Damjan instead of those literally whos.
>>341057848
There was even shit from SS2.
>>341058753
I'VE BEEN WAITING 5 YEARS FOR SAM 4
FUCK YOU
>>341058338
>more likely during Devolver's or PCGaming's show
when is it?
they're obviously not going to put many eggs in the VR basket. SS4 is coming, i'm just disappointed we knew something was coming and it's something almost no one will ever play
if they wanted to do something special and anticipated the reaction i wouldn't put it past them to announce SS4 too, but i'm not expecting anything more
>>341058783
Don't spoil it. I haven't even read last month's issue.
>>341055698
>>341055870
why would anyone make VR exclusive games
that locks your game out of 98% of the PC market
does croteam like to throw lots of money away?
>>341058595
It's for oculus too, retard.
>>341058783
All of the negative comments are people mad that they made a VR game, period. I don't think they realize what a limited game it looks like, basically a wave based shooter it seems, something they were probably able to put together in a few months or less with reusable assets.
>>341060205
All Vive games are Vive exclusive. It's part of the dev contract.
>>341058595
Oculus was dead the moment it got bought by FB and went full-botnet and closed source/platform.
>VR
not serious/10
a little VR side project with a lot of old assets, okay. but why hype your announcement at e3 for something most people don't want?
>>341060270
People won't be this mad if they also announced SS4 though
>>341057389
>Serious Engine 4 is fantastic
What are you on about? It looks pretty poor to me.
Well optimised though.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341060971
all they had to say was "yep were still working on ss4 too" and it would be fine
>>341060848
Yeah specially with stuff like "GET SERIOUS" "SEROIUSLY SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT COMING"
Rather than "READY YOUR RETARD GOGGLES", "COMING SOON: ONE MORE REASON TO JUSTIFY YOUR SHITTY PURCHASE TO THE WORLD"
>>341060971
True
to me, logic dictates that Serious Sam 4 IS coming.
Croteam isn't Bethesda or EA games. Only making a game thats VR exclusive will be a HUGE blow out for them. I don't think they would have enough money to recover from something like this
Fun Fact: Devolver forced Croteam to develop this out of contractual obligation. They're pulling the same shit 2K did with Sam 2.
>>341062537
Citation needed, faggot
I need to redirect my salt somewhere else
>>341061426
>>341060971
>>341061774
yeah, if this was their main project it would have been a financial failure, and they are, im pretty sure, aware of that, but still, give fans one sentence about SS4, i mean c'mon, to blow all this hype and e3 attention?
>>341043120
>>341064310
IS THAT MENTAL!?!?!?!?
No it obviously isn't, I just felt like saying something dumb.
Okay, but where's the Serious Sam 4 trailer?
http://steamcommunity.com/app/41070/discussions/0/350533172699609692/
Nothing else to see, we can go home now.
>>341065593
Oh thank fucking christ
>>341066442
All I want is a trailer for Serious Sam 4.
Even just a title.
Anything
>>341066442
Cant belive they'd call a "side-game" "The Last Hope"
Side-note: When the fuck does Bogus Detour come out? That looks cool
>>341067542
This, looks way better than Double D
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>>341067719
Close enough to the real thing to make many people angry
>>341071971
Huh?
>>341072085
No one would think that making something like double D would detract from or delay a mainline SS title.
With something like this... It can happen
>>341072758
We're talking about Bogus Detour not VR
>>341073393
Oh...
http://store.steampowered.com/app/465240
>It is the period of the first Mental War. Earth's defense forces are crumbling under the hordes of the vicious Mental. He managed to break the will of many nations by destroying the ancient shrines of the domestic people. A fearless EDF general, Sam 'Serious' Stone, is leading the resistance from the battlecruiser 'BC Saratoga' in a desperate attempt to save the galaxy.
THEY ARE WASTING THE BEST PART OF THE BACKSTORY FOR THIS SHIT.
>>341074192
I didn't know Sam was a general
>>341043120
>no Talos Principle 2
>>341074431
hes a demi-god with how many aliens hes slaughtered.
>>341065593
>>341066442
oh god, thank you so much
i was really worried there
>>341074847
Oh hey, I made an update to that
Turns out the classic versions had more enemies
>>341074431
He actually was the captain of the spaceship that woke up Mental.
>>341054837
talos was GOTY 2014 tho
I'd be fine with talos 2 before sam 4
>>341075081
oh shit. thanks m8.
>>341050257
as far as i know it's still in development
>>341075405
No problem.I'm still a little sad Croteam didn't notice me
>>341075731
they were too busy wasting time with VR.
They hyped me so much for this bullshit. But yeah, sure, SS4 comes out soon. Some time soon. M-maybe next year's E3? Maybe in two years we'll see a teaser? Maybe a screenshot on twitter?It's been 5 fucking years since BFE, FIVE YEARS.
>>341077782
I really REALLY hope this isn't all they show off in E3.
Cuz SS4 is the only thing I was really hyped for
>>341078949
I'm not mad.
Just disappointed.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH in VR
>So, we will probably going to be releasing materials from SS4 only when it is much nearer to release. We are aiming for very high end tech (and art) (*), and I think everyone will be amazed when we finally start releasing materials. But we want to be sure that we can actually pull it off before showing it. Hope this explains the situation
>No SS4
>SS:VR instead
>No CP2077
>Standalone Gwent instead
FUCK YOU SLAVS
>>341080026
They really shouldn't have shown this before SS4, because it left a bad taste in everyone's mouth.
If they had announced after SS4, or at the same time, people would probably like it more
>>341080026
>We are aiming for very high end tech (and art) (*), and I think everyone will be amazed when we finally start releasing materials. But we want to be sure that we can actually pull it off before showing it. Hope this explains the situation
Because that worked so well for this guy here.
