>It's a "Random asshole breaths heavily into his mic and doesn't say anything" episode
>that guy that has a cold and sniffles every 10-15 seconds
>the guy that presses the talk button to burp into the mic
>>341034895
>It's a "blizzcucks shills his shit game with le funny reddit images" episode
>>341035714
haha I do that lol
>that guy who talks softly and has a cute voice
>bong noises
>"holy shit I'm wasted Hahaha"
>>341035714
>he doesn't share his farts and burps with his mates
>>341034895
>tfw easily turned on by the sighs, grunts and other various noises males make on mic
>completely fine when this happens
>>341035812
>that guy who posts anime images on a dog site
>>341035812
abort
>>341036025
>that guy who posts anime dogs on an anime dog site
>>341035996
is there actually people like this?
what the hell
Man, this reminds me, I used to masturbate over voice chat with someone I knew because they enjoyed my moans and stuff. It was weird and embarrassing but I kind of miss it. It's not like there is a huge market for listening to a big american dude making gross noises.
>>341036183
>that guy who posts broccoli dogs on a broccoli dog site
>>341034895
>That guy blasting muffled Eminem through the mic
>>341036362
>that guy who posts hot dog lasagnas on a hot dog lasagna site
>>341034895
>It's a asshole who hacks episode
Even though I'm mad as fuck I find solace in knowing that the guy's life is in the dumps and he's depressed as fuck with likely no friends, no job and no human contact
>Cunt has his mic on auto
>His dog whimpers 24 / 7 cause he is a shitty dog owner
>mic picks it up all the time
Fuck
>>341036343
Wannabe sluts who can't get actually decent guys so they settle with this.
>>341036632
>not knowing about burger dogs on a burger dog site
>guy dies and starts to play his recorder through the mic
>it's a "overwatch is hip, guys. look.. it has all your favourite memes!" episode
I wouldn't be surprised if the blizzard art team has been spreading memes around of this game. It's been out for like 2 weeks and it already has more epic oc then other games
>"S-s-sorry guys, im doing some drugs and im soooooooo stoned/tipsy/[REDDIT WORD HERE]"
>"It's just a game though haha"
>>341038626
>Xstraightedge4lyfeX
>>341034895
>It's a "Edgy kid swears every half a second to sound cool" episode
>game is push to talk by default
>enter games and hear people tapping their buttons and coughing
why do people DO THIS
>>341038625
thank you.
I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing this.
IT'S LIKE THEY NEED TO PLASTER OVERWATCH ON EVERY FUCKING PRE EXISTING MEME TO STAY RELEVANT.
Wouldn't be surprised to check out an epic Overwatch Numa Numa and All Your Base is Belong to us up next
>>341034895
I had a guy telling made up story about getting pussy at a Bronco's game, we told him to shut the fuck up but he kept talking like nothing happened. We knew it was fake since the Bronco's can't intercept for shit.
>never really used voice comms before
>group of relatively new friends pester me to get a microphone and start talking instead of typing
>i cave in and buy a microphone a monday afternoon after work and finish configuring the client before raiding
>"oh my god anon, your voice is so gruff and beautiful." says the only female player in our guild
ever since then i've used voice comms with the same, shitty, beige microphone from the late 90's.
>>341039585
I'm not straight edge but if you feel the need to brag to others to validate the fact that you do drugs you're a fucking faggot
>game is push to talk but has an auto-microphone option
>someone who has nothing to sayin english, anywayhas an extremely loud family of no less than 8 in the background
DotA's one hell of a drug.
>>341034895
>It's a "Constant Vaping" episode.
>>341041054
fuck you vaping is cool shitlord
Why do they pay $$$ in order to get shitty ACTORS that can't do VOICE ACTING instead of paying $$ for VOICE ACTORS that can do VOICE ACTING.
>>341034895
>It's a "Random asshole doesn't mute himself while rap music blasts through his shitty mic" episode
>>341035852
>Shhhwwuuuhh every 15 seconds
>game has an open mic by default
>all these third world little kids and their moms
I don't know what the problem is with your games, I've never had anyone use a mic more anything other than organizing the team
>>341041167
Fuck off retard
>>341041801
no fuck you vaping is cool
>>341041980
>pretending to be a fruit dragon puffing your fruit smoke
>cool
>>341041980
Maybe in the pretentious homosexual comunity.
>>341035812
is there more to this image
>>341035802
kill yourself
>that Aussie that starts banting
>suddenly a Britbong does to
>some Black guy comes in from the left field
>it's a shit flinging clusterfuck
>then the random pasty white kid says something and everyone just goes awkwardly quiet
>that guy who vapes right next to the mic after every match
>>341034895
>he's still better than pewdiepie
>tfw you don't have this trouble because you group and skype with nothing but female teammates
Nothing better than saying you'll be right back, muting, and masturbating to Overwatch porn while they talk during your absence.
>It's a guy that has the game's audio constantly transmiting through his mic with a his little Indonesian brother talking in the background.
>>341040895
>penguin to english dictionary
lost
>it's "a 12 year old is the only one using a mic" episode
>>341040217
why dont you DO THIS
>>341042254
>kill yourself
Kill yourself
>>341042281
SAUCE!?
>>341042974In my professional opinion, it appears to be semen.
>It's an "Everyone is a Russian" episode
>>341042974http://i.imgur.com/LySfnwW.jpg
>>341034895
>It's an 'it's an episode' thread
You don't belong here. Get >>>/out/ . Now.
>>341035812
sauce
>>341041980
>Work at a grocery store
>Putting up new stock
>Guy walks into my aisle
>Looks kinda sleazy, between the ages of 20 and 30, like one of those nerds with glasses that aren't fat but aren't slim, more lanky, and tries to wear apparel that'll make him look "cool"
>Talking loudly on his phone with his friend
>NAH MAN, I USED TO SMOKE CIGARETTES BUT NOW I JUST VAPE, IT'S SO GREAT, SOMETIMES I EVEN SMOKE CIGARETTES WHEN I VAPE
Also had someone vape in my store and I told them to get the fuck out and do that gay shit outside.
>>341040424
>>341038625
the entire board of /vp/ does the same exact thing but with pokemon.
>>341042224
>>341043472ive got you covered http://i.imgur.com/ehPwkAU.jpg
