I'll just leave this here
I wish you were a fraud but still gave negative effects to all anons beneath me
>>341029786
Wish granted, now you're responsible for carrying out their actual wishes.
>>341029464
I wish for a new Sly Cooper game to get announced tomorrow that will come out alongside the film R&C-style.
>>341030296
Wish granted. In R&C style, the film will also be complete shit.
>>341029464
Don't do it, /v/
I just want the old Prey 2, I dont care if its shit or a buggy mess
>>341030296
Wish granted. It will have a terrible film R&C style and the game will be in the style of THI4F.
>>341029464
I want a new Berserk game!
>>341030762
Wish granted, it's so buggy that it crashes whenever you try to start it up.
>>341029464
I wish for a new Blood game. Gameplay and level design-wise it must be like the first game + cryptic passage, just in a modern engine.
>>341030632
>>341030808
Jokes on you faggots, I like the R&C movie.
>>341029464
I wish everyone was dead and a new race of cockroach people to take our place.
>>341030868
its already anounced you idiot, and it'll probably be bad so no need for the monkey paw!
I WISH FOR A NEW DEVIL MAY CRY
Ape Escape 4 with Spike as the protagonist
>>341031076
>our
You're not fooling anyone Johj
I wish for a fucking Berserk Game
>>341031076
Wish granted, Turkey is allowed to join the EU.
>>341029464
I wish for sonic 25th to be so good it will make people take Sega seriously again
>>341029464
I wish for more Japanese game localizations
>>341030868
>>341031186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFvV8bIls10
>>341029464
I wish for Neverwinter Nights 3
>>341031301
I wish Nintendo was great again.
I wish to be a cute gamer girl!~<3
>>341031227
Wish granted. The very next game they make following it is another gameplay revamp/reboot which is universally hated more than Sonic BOOM.
>>341031150
Why does he always do that goddamn pose?
>>341031354
Wish granted. It will be a first-person open world action RPG. it will be so successful that they will never consider going back to the old formula.
>>341029464
I wish for patapon 4 to be released on ps4.
>>341032021
Granted but it's shit and only a cash-in.
>>341031460
Whats going on here ?
>>341032931
Just some normal sized women hanging out
>>341031152
Wish granted, made by sup er cell, the geniuses behind clash of clans.
>>341031246
Wish granted. They'll all be censored and dub only
>>341031460
Granted, but you're addicted to cellphone cash grab games and league of Legends. You're also that annoying gamer girl no one likes.
I wish for Ken's Rage 3 with playable Colonel.
I wish for a game with a romancable slime girl!
I want to erase my waifu.
>>341031376
Wish granted, they turn all their franchises multiplat and make them have diverse characters. Nintendo is then hailed as progressive gods.
>>341032931
midgets
>>341034058
>delicious brown Daisy
I'm okay with this
>>341033894
The graphics are made by Shadman
>>341033894
Brother, do I have a monkey's paw relevant game for you.
Sauce?
>>341033871
Granted, it's made by ninja theory.
>>341033894
Granted but it's based off the 80s horror movie the blob and not cute Japanese slimes
>>341034006
Granted but she's still everywhere else and stuck in the forefront of your every thought.
>>341034271
>>341034520
look up the demo for Monster Girl Gamu
Steam dies and PC gaming gets unmemed.
>>341034890
Granted, but everything but indie pixel shit is no longer developed for pc.
>>341029464
Videogames are not mainstream anymore
>>341029464
I wish for, MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3!!!
I wish console and PC players could get along without flinging shit at each other for their choice of console
>>341035375
Granted, all that's made now is walking simulators like gone home and sunset.
>>341035420
This.
>>341035420
Granted, now they have arguments about exclusive games and Controller designs instead of the console itself.
>>341034187
>>341035641
Good, they're actually arguing about shit that matters.
I regret nothing.
HALF-LIFE 3
>>341034271That's even better
>>341035420
No exclusives are made anymore and every game is generic AAA trash capitalizing on the widest possible audience due to no 1st party funding and focus on one type of audience.
>>341035408
Granted but it will be f2p iPhone only brave Frontier clone
>>341035782
granted but its VR and steambox exclusive
>>341035782
Granted it's a multi-player only team based shooter. Has a cash shop, and witty character dialogue written by Anthony Burch.
>>341029464
I wish for a cute gaming girl
being fat must be her only flaw
>>341031460
that's a nice ipad
I want a racing game in the Warhammer 40k universe
>>341029464
I wish for all the wishes to be unwished if the wishes doesn't goes the way the whisher want it to.
Thank me later /v/.
>>341037295
Granted, she only dates blacks though.
>>341038249
Granted all the whishers wishes are reversed. All wishers wishes stay the same though.
I wish to become the king of ants
>>341039258
Congrats you're the Fuck toy of an over weight bossy bitch who has a lot of kids.
>>341029464
I wish for my family and friends to be happy and well off for the rest of their lives.
I wish to be a little girl
>>341029464
>I want a new berserk game
Fuck its some golden age shit
>>341039884
They all have a good day tomorrow then die. You don't and you can't commit suicide or make new friends.
>>341040001
Granted but you're ugly.
>>341034187
>>341031549
Because CIA
I already got my Monkey's Paw wish with Karin getting into SFV.
I wish the monkey paw would fuck me over.
>>341029464
I wish that Dawn of War 3 will have big battles and base building back.
>>341029464
I wish for a new c&c series that won't turn into a pile of dicks and will take itself seriously.
>>341029464
I wish for a new Crash Bandicoot game :^)
>>341029464
I wish for Pikmin 4 to be as good or better than 2.
I wish for a dark souls style fighting game without P2P.
Keep the level up system, give it DS2 levels of weapon variety, more movesets and let me PVP at any level without having to play through a game for each type of character
>>341043420
granted. it's made by capcom
>>341029464
I wish for my joy in video games back
I wish for new Star Wars RPG with a giant galaxy to explore and twi lek babes to seduce
>>341044289
but it's an mmo made by ea
>>341044152
granted. they are still shit.
>>341029464
I wish for a new quake game
>>341044152
Granted, You become younger, Both mind and body you enjoy video games like you used too.
>>341044491
But it's so awful!
I want Obsidian to make Fallout: Oregon
>>341039258
Granted, You have become the very KING of ants!
Sad for you however that your kingdom is located in someones backyard and the ant exterminators are arriving in an hour.
>>341035782
It's finally here! The wait is long over as Half Life 3 roll out on the shelves, Strange how they always seem to run out when you want to get your hands on a copy, And for some reason none of the pirating sites are able to crack the game.
>>341030981
Its the new Blood game! You're finally playing your long awaited copy and its everything you've expected, What a great way to spend your last day on earth!
>>341038102
For some reason a new game called "Warhammer 40K Horse Power" is released and you decide to give it a try, Sadly its very mediocre and fades into obscurity within a week.
>>341045674
>What a great way to spend your last day on earth!
cheap shot
I wish for WoW to become good and cash-shop free
I wish for a Banjo Kazooie game in the style of Kazooie and Tooie
>>341029464
I wish to have to talent to make my own dream,with the budget and right dev team to get the game done on time,with no bugs or glitches,and for it to be praised by everyone and sell a shitload of copies
>>341046070
World of Warcrafts player rating is trough the roof, Everyone is loving it with the cash-shop gone, The playerbase becomes so high that servers are getting clogged, People can barely access the game anymore and the servers crash every 15 minutes.
>>341046528
Granted, but it's namedYooka Laylee
>>341046559
Your life long dream is fullfilled, Your new game "XXXXX" is a hit with everyone! The popularity is so overwhelming, People want more! "Where's the sequel?" People ask.
You and your team try to recreate the spirit of the first game, But nobody is liking it.
"How can it be WORSE than the first game!?" the crowds yell.
Your very first game is loved trough generations and generations, You yourself however fade away, Called nothing but hack and a failure for not following up on peoples expectations.
Realization sets in as you hang from your noose, "Maybe i should've done a remake" you mumble as you draw your last breath.
I wish that Zelda U changes the way games are played forever like Nintendo says at this E3.Because video games cannot get any worse than they are, have I just defeated the Monkey's Paw?
>>341046559
Granted, but it turns out it's exactly the same game Activision was creating in secret, you get sued, lose and end up in jail.
>>341030720
Are youhorny?
I want Bethesda to remake one of their elder scrolls games
>>341047457
But Zelda U is going to change the way I play games. It's going to be the first game that makes me throw away my WiiU in order to experience it fully.
>>341034187
I wish Bethesda games had deeper melee combat that was fun
>>341029464
i want to die painlessly in my sleep
what possible side effects could the paw impose on me?
>>341030296
Granted. Its made by Sanzaru, but somehow even fucking worse.
>>341038665
The joke's on you I'm a filthy nigger
>>341044750
Nigger that's not a bad thing
I wish I was 12 again
>>341058201
Every liquid you drink turns into a caffeinated drink and you have extreme insomnia - you can never fall asleep
