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Why does everyone have metal arms?
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Why does everyone have metal arms?
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>>341016758
>those thighs
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>>341016758
In the future, everyone will be augmented.
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>>341016758
Muh future
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So you don't lose arm wrestling matches with genocidal robots
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i want to fuck symmetra
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>symmetra
>isn't symmetrical

ree
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>>341017274
I hope your dick doesn't lean to the left or right anon
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>>341017318
LMAO
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>>341016758

>Symmetra is autistic/OCD
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>>341017330
>tfw straight dick
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>>341016880
Those seem so impractical. I would swear they were just high-tech boots if not for the knees.
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>>341017274

>le POO LOO XD

No amount of memery will change the fact that she's hotter than tracer. And with a better accent.
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>>341017318
Her face is pretty symmetrical.
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>>341016758
>science glow
I giggled and i dont know why
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>>341017410
>manjaw
>that nose
>autistic
>poo
No
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>>341017459
that's just the standard for attractiveness
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>tfw getting her beam fully charged and getting the drop on several 200hp heroes
It's not fair and I love it
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>>341017410
>POO POO people
>better than anything
tip top kek
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>>341017572
>muh anime
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METAL ARMS
LIKE JAX
FROM MORTAL KOMBAT
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>>341016758
Because biotic limbs are the staple of a lazy character designer.
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>>341017202

TELEPORTER
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>there's no porn of Zenyatta shoving his floating orbs inside Widowmakers thick ass

What's the point of Overwatch porn, if not that?
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>>341016758
Indians wipe their asses with left hand and wash it with water poured from small bottle they carry with them.

Automatic hand with inbuilt water stream as pictured is just one of the perks of being a world superpower.
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>>341016758
I was born with arthritis, wish I could have metal arms and legs...
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>>341017410
pajeet pls
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>>341016758
>get a spray for her
>it's her metal arm
>but it's a right arm
>they got their own spray wrong

I don't know, OP. I assume it's part of whatever lore the game has that isn't included in the game itself for some reason.
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>>341016758
It clearly means we're getting a Metal Arms sequel. ;_;
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Overwatch waifu tier ranking.

Best Overwatch waifus; Widowmaker, Mercy, D.Va
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>>341017692
My first thought.
>Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
>Sir do you know what my arms are made out of?
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>>341018169
My man.
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haha this is an actual character
a fucking poo in the loo with robot arms nice one
should have given her more than two arms but some fucked up weird ones would reflect those indian mutants better
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>>341016880
Oh shit, from the front I thought he was just wearing weird pants
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>>341017680
Full image?
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>>341017816
POO
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>>341017680
Mind sharing the source friendo?
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>>341018169
Pharah and mercy are top tier.
D.Va probably smells like doritos and widowmaker is fucking blue.
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Ask Pharah.

=^)
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>>341016758
progressive the new overwtach only hires and augments those with disbailities or lgbt
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>>341016758

she never asked for this
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>>341019248
>pocket loo
>teleported you shit into fits inside a purse or backpack
>Teleports to a specific location.
Where does it go anon?

China?
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>>341019810
The shitting sheet, obviously anon.
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>start playing symmetra
>get the urge to watch indian porn
>not a single good video out there

What the fuck is that country doing
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>>341019969
So...France?
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>>341016758
Why are Indian women so irrevocably ugly

I can smell the curry just from looking at her nose
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>>341020005
>look up indian scat porn
>thousands of results
l-lol?
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Why does everyone except for this person eat so goddamn much?
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>>341016880
So...he has no dick?
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>>341019570
this. if Pharah isn't at LEAST in your top 3, you should honestly consider driving off a fucking bridge
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>>341016880
With fucking rollers.
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>>341020198
>implying he needs an inferior human penis
I'd rather have an adjustable robo-cock 2bh.
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>>341020198

He has a mecha dick.
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>>341016880
>doctors gave him manlet legs as a joke
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>>341016758
>he asks while posting the one augmented person who's augment is clearly necessary to do the thing with the weird light constructs things
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>>341016758
Because there was a very recent, very brutal war? War creates amputees. Those amputees are also trained soldiers l, slap a prosthesis on them and send them back out to fight, it's more economical.
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>>341016758
>females in combat
I don't get this meme
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>>341016758

Symmetra is pretty well designed.
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>>341016758
Her Vishkar skin she has flesh fingers.

Probably not an amputee.
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>>341016758
if only her nose wasn't so ugly

easily a 9/10
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>>341020584
She turns light into weapons and teleporters
Pretty OP
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Ever stop to think its a arm sleeve that allows her to manipulate light?
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>>341020661
Despite being her work uniform the finger part might not be canon. or might be before she joins overwatch, I dunno.

Her regular skin has incredibly mechanical fingers which in no way implies that it's just armor on a hand.
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>>341017680
nice but Pharah better
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>>341021094
>>341020661
Also this doesn't mean much either but her Goddess skins show a flesh shoulder instead of mechanical
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she was attacked by a toilet witch
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>>341021002
No it's a robo hand, come on. Autism isn't obvious enough for the autists and sjws, she needs something in their face.
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>>341016758
She has the best legs in game
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>>341021131
she looks like shit in most animations
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>>341021094
I think Blizzard just went with a form over function mindset and didn't think to make things fit. Same as how Lucio just found that leg harness he wears, was he an amputee before he stole it from Vishkar?
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>>341020584
>>females in combat
>I don't get this meme
She is not officially a soldier, she is an architect by trade. She is unofficially a corporate espionage specialist. She breaks into rival companies to steal their secrets.
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>>341016758
>drawn face is top tier
>nasty as shit in the game
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>>341016758
Augments her ability to crush your testicles then keep you around as furniture.
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>>341021370
Skins aren't consistent anyways.

Normal Symmetra: full mechanical arm from shoulder to fingers
Vishkar Symmetra: has fingerless gloves with flesh fingers
Goddess Symmetra: has a flesh shoulder

Normal Lucio: has fully mechanical looking legs from the waist down
Frog Lucio: has normal looking legs that look like they fit into some greaves
Hockey Lucio: normal legs

incidentally these are the only characters I'm aware of that don't have 'consistent' prosthetics. McCree for example still has a mechanical left arm in all of his skins, same for Junkrat and his right arm and leg.
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>>341017851
Indians don't wipe. Every bathroom is fitted with a mini shower that you are expected to spray your ass with then pull up your trousers without drying.
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>>341021680
Symmetra:
Present
Past
Future

Lucio:
Present
Future
Past
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>>341019570
racist
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>>341021680
Id say Symmetra is just wearing some sort of sleeve/armor. You can see a big difference in her hand compared to other robo hands when you're in first person.
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>>341016758

The toilet witch stole hers, because she took too long to wipe.
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>>341017692

>>>/tv/
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>>341022010
I think that's just so when people play in the young skin her arm doesn't look too robotic.
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>>341022010
Symmetra's hand is too mechanical to be a glove.

I mean people use the same argument for pharah's joints but it literally has mechanical joints and shit. Her fingers have deep cuts along the joints to allow for mechanical movement.
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>>341021723
>indians
>bathrooms
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>>341017410
>poo in the loo
>pepperoni nipples
>pubic hair bush thicker than Darnell Turners afro
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>>341022663
Wrong image spongeposter
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>>341025516
what a waste of talent

where's my fanart of Symmetra shitting in the designated shitting street?

where's my fanart of her being a turboautist playing Minecraft or something
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>Hehe you have something on your skirt
>No I dont
What did Torb actually mean with this. Non meme question.
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>>341025692
You know it's weird, for all the memes I have yet to see a picture of Symmetra taking a shit, porn or otherwise
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>>341026686
I keep requesting it in the drawfag threads. no one delivers
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>>341025925
She has a clean disorder.
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>>341021225
>Someone cried cultural appropriation over this
>Kali kills everyone and everything and has her tits out
I'm sure the Poo in Loos love this.
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>>341025925
he means he got some dwarf jizz on her when he was railing her
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>>341016880
*parries*
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>>341025925
He bio on the website implies she's got either ocd or autism, which is why she's so good with the hardlight shit. Torbjorn is just bringing the bantz
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