>daddy, why didn't you buy a PS Vita when you had the chance? Now Sony doesn't make handheld consoles anymore and my generation can't experience high quality Japanese games on the go. How am I supposed to survive our yearly road trip to visit grandma in Arizona when you leave generation killed portable gaming?
>>341016567
But I did.
Also why do I have a white daughter?
I'm brown as fuck and like 2D lolis.
Fuck off you goddamn weeb
>>341016917
Would you call your own daughter "loli"?
>>341017275
because he owns vita
>>341016567
How did you get out of the basement?!
>>341018000
>3 years old
>get out of the basement
Holy shit, please leave your basement
>>341018172
Daddy said until I have successfully conjured a grandchild for him I cannot leave the basement.
>>341016567
>high quality japanese games
>high quality
>on the vita
Nigga u high?
Those games still exist, sweetie. Look, you can get them all for your new Nintendo handheld device!
It's okay, the Neogaf men won't come back, they won't ever hurt you. Now go to bed, it's past your bedtime.
>>341016567
*unzips dick*
>>341018389
He's such a good guy.
But I do have a Vita, and it looks like someone needs a belting again for talking back to me.
>>341016567
just play fucking angry birds or that slashing fruit game like the other retards of your age
