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Asari (male)
Bioware literally made a game that allowed a disabled pilot to fuck his ship's AI
No, just ugly.
>>340994295
Aren't all Asari supposed to be attractive?
![MI0003894388[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TCsbKli.jpg "MI0003894388[1].jpg")
>>340993684
So, seeing how Asaris work... this one looks the way us as a viewer would imagine what is attractive?
Perhaps deep down we're not as shallow as we thought we are, or that we have a crush on Robyn?
What if she is the main villian? Then this is fine.
What if she has been trapped with a species of bug people, thus letting her biology space voodoo slack. Then this is fine.
What if she is an old as fuck matriarch about to have her head blown off? Then this is fine.
>>340993684
>They fuck it up the hottest alien race in video games.
And was there having some hope for this game.
>>340995169
But you know he is going to end up being a gay as fuck love interest that makes cringy jokes. You are giving bioware way too much credit here.
>>340993684
>blizzard designs women so well that they have to include a somewhat dykey one just to appeal to SJWs
>Bioware can't even get the jaw bone of an all female race right
>>340993684
Is it just me or does this Asari remind anyone of John Reiley?
Oh boy I cant wait to see the same alien races again......
>>340994760
Was the "Asari's are masters of sexy illusion" thing ever proven? The only evidence was that one conversation those aliens are having in the bar right?
>>340994518
Yes anon, only you are seeing what you see. Do you like it? Do you like what you see? The answer is yes.
>Will never have Geth squadmate again or see them mingle with other races in everyday life
Fuck Bioware
>>340994518
Yes. Bioware themselves don't even care about the lore anymore.
Kinda looks like that bloke from Crysis Biowarefied.
>>340995513
Yeah, it was just speculation.
>>340994289
no that wasn't a disable pilot it was seth green from robot chicken.
stopped being jeff moreau or whatever after me1.
Explain to me why they are setting this in a new galaxy that just happens to have the exact same races, instead of just setting it in the same universe before the events of the first series with new characters and story no related to reaper shit at all
>>340993684
Shouldn't really be surprised given that all of Biowares talent left and were replaced with people who think shit ugly female design is forward thinking. Funny thing is they're probably proud of it as well and will regard all criticism towards it as merely 'you only want something to fuck', because attractive women are purely sexual or something.
looks much creepier when she's looking the camera's way
>>340995513
Yeah I was only being half serious, but I honestly like that theory
>>340995513
It's fan speculation. I doubt even Mass Effect magic can edit pics and video feeds.
>>340993684
it looks fine as long as all asari don't look like that, I don't get what's the issue. there wasn't enough variety in asari faces in the trilogy, they all looked the same except for the face paints.
>>340995374
>Bastion.
What?
>>340994518
Yes
>>340995757
>she
>>340995874
>he doesn't know
>>340994289
>it's fine when Japan does it
>>340995757
THAT FUCKING JAW
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN ASARI YOU'D THINK IT WAS A MALE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340995739
I think the loophole is that Reapers only gave a shit about the one galaxy and the timeline for this is vague. But regardless they should have started fresh or better yet, not fuck us over with ME3 in the first place
>>340994289
And all the porn of her is her fucking someone else.
>>340995757
>>340993684
oh god, they turn all female asari into trans... i am calling it.
>>340995857
One was green
>>340995963
Enlighten me, Anon.
Calling it now. That character is going to be the quirky energetic young character that will have a male high pitch voice actor so they can call it a "genderfluid" or "genderless" character that you wont be able to romance because it literally has no penis or vagina and there will be a running joke on the series as to how it goes to the bathroom only to be described through some deus ex machina bullshit that bioware spews out in the last game.
>>340996214
Funny how she was also the hottest Asari by far.
>>340995513
It's a metaphor you DICKsgusting cis garbage it means look inside yourself but i bet you cant do that because you're too busy raping my comment
>>340996214
because she was raped by the thorian
>>340996010
Explain
>>340995757
Is this a joke? Was this a punchline by some Youtuber in cosplay? This can't be real.
>fuck up a franchise so bad it retroactively ruins good games that came before in the series
>somehow manage to fuck up the already fucked up franchise even more
I'm not sure if I should be mad or impressed
Asari were the biggest assholes in the entire galaxy and it was their fault that the galactic community was so unprepared for the Reapers
>>340996310
In the two seconds I saw that thing moving I reach the same conclusion.
>>340993684
you know, she's kinda cute...
>>340995757
>>340993684
I SAW THAT ON A YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL AND THOUGH IT WAS A PEWDIEPIE-TIER PHOTOSHOP CLICKBAIT BULLSHIT PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GAME AHHHHHHHH!!!
>>340996458
HOW FAR CAN WE GO?
>>340996360
>not delicious Asari MILF
Step up, senpai.
>>340995757
goddamn it looks so incredibly tumblr
>>340996247
On the old hero page of the official website, the characters were lined up male to female to male. Bastion was between two male characters so people speculated that it was a "female" robot.
>>340996649
>I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GAME
>a modern Bioware game
What did we learn?
>>340994289
A disability that could, by proof through gameplay, be cured.
A robot/AI that was to be of significantly deeper meaning and character, if it wasn't for an EXEC literally saying "wouldn't it be cool if..."
Literally what?
>>340993684
Whoa... I can't believe a game made by so many lookers turned out so... ugly.
>>340996779
What was it with Asari's?
Like they could kill their lovers from too much energy mind sex or something? And then get addicted to it?
>>340996648
Great, can't unsee that. Thanks anon.
What the fuck is going on with Bioware?
Is the entire company dickless nu-males and fat tumblr dykes so they've lost any sense of what an attractive woman looks like?
>>340996787
Its missing a red nose
>>340996779
I agree, for me this one was the hottest.
>>340995757
Why don't western devs realize that only a small minority of people are sex hating puritan cunts and that most people are completely fine with sexy characters?
It's like they went out of their way to create the most "sex neutral" design they could and it looks fucking disgusting.
>>340996810
Best girl
>>340996971
>top right morrigan though
>>340996986
It's a predisposition, not a result. Ardat-Yakshi, I believe they were called. Which Bioware, of course, thoroughly fucked up as well.
>>340993684
male?
>>340996779
Shes fine too, but cmon, no competition.
and no man jaw
>>340996648
needs to be blue and have that dumb dark line across the face
>>340996889
Eh I just like space operas, not many good games in that genre.
I'll probably still pirate it, but god damn, I hope someone mods that shit out soon after release.
>>340996787
that's what bioware's intended audience has been since DA 2
literally every artist, writer and designer in their house is likely a tumblr user
Why do you guys freak out when there's an ugly chick in a game?
So not only did they not show gameplay, they didnt even bother with a trailer. Just a dev video with interwoven game footage boiling down to "We're working on it". Does Bioware not realize that their brand name isnt enough after the fucking fiasco that was 3?
I'd fuck that, no homo.
>>340997303
When they use that chick as a part of their first promotional material it sure as fuck leaves an impression.
>>340997254
>I hope someone mods that shit out soon after release.
I can't wait to read the articles on gaming blogs about "transmisogynistic modders" when this happens.
>>340996672
Things I'm anticipating:
No exploration of any kind
Forced gay love interest
Less rpg
Somehow commander Shepard gets involved
A gay krogan
The superior you report to is a black woman
Day 1 dlc
A convoluted mess of a story
Kai leng clone is the/an enemy
Salarians are objectivists
>>340996971
>so many lookers
There are like 2 fucks, 1 marry, and the rest are kills IMHO
>>340996971
Is that Keanu Reeves on the left?
>>340997318
>Does Bioware not realize that their brand name isnt enough after the fucking fiasco that was 3?
I think this shit will sell well again. Either many people will have forgotten, or they "give them another chance", since "they're really trying".
Why does he has eyebrows though? Didn't Liara explained in ME3 that Asaris don't have hair? kek Bioware did it again.
>>340993684
she looks like an old bald guy
![alg_actor_gary-coleman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uDKbG3W.jpg "alg_actor_gary-coleman[1].jpg")
>>340995757
>>340997374
Yeah, but why? If it was just some random ugly dude nobody would care. It's not like it's modeled badly or anything.
>>340997303
Because shit design triggers me.
It's same reason I freak out when my multiple branching no ending the same story turns into simon says.
>that male asari
>that ugly mexican chick at the end
Bioware is making all the characters look ugly on purpose it seems. I don't understand this. Dragon age Inquisition was also filled with nothing but ugly fucks. Fuck you bioware, I get to see enough of my ugly face in the mirror every morning. I don't wanna play as and romance a bunch of 3/10s.
>>340997236
my god man stop reminding mepost more
>>340997254
You dumb dumb it's gonna have denuvo
Enjoy your ugly aliens pervert
>>340995757
damn...
>>340996971
Surprised that the bloated one can stand.
>>340997303
There's ugly, then there's whatever monstrosity that thing is.
>>340996572
in the truck stop tranny meth whore kind of way, yeah.
>>340997449
Holy fuck
>>340997564
If it was some ugly fuck people would still care. Most of us are normal or ugly people in reality and we use video games as entertainment and escapism, we don't want to be mediocre in games too.
>>340993684
>game's selling point was fucking aliens
>make them ugly in the new one
Neo Bioware is retarded desu.
>>340995374
>'of an alien race'
>alien jawbone
>not human
Wot?
>>340997565
It's not shit design though, it's just a character who happens to not be attractive.
>>340994518
ALL FACE TYPES ARE BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BIGOT
I still think that reporter in ME3 is still the ugliest and most useless character. What the fuck was that all about?
>>340997618
SOMEBkek
>>340996458
MGS4 already accomplished that honestly.
>>340993684
Why do Western devs hate making attractive characters so much? Is it because so many Western women would rather have everyone be ugly than see an ideal they can't reach?
>>340997509
Probably saving on having to remodel something just for "her". You'll likely see a similar face around in the game a bit more often.
>>340997672
>>340997449
i dont see it
>>340995757
I hope they go full tumblr and reveal that the "war paint" is the alien bitches menstrual blood.
>>340997251
>>340997743
>it's just a character who happens to not be attractive.
Precisely, an asari. Shit design.
>>340997743
It is a shit design that disregards the lore
The race of aliens is supposed to be extremely attractive, making her not is insulting the previous writers
>>340997509
This. Don't know why they are shitting on the lore by adding hair. Even Liara just draws on her eyebrows because she is obsessed with humies.
>Assigning genders to a gender neutral species when said Gender Neutral species main ability is being able to breed with any other species through adaptive biology and making use of their psychic powers to cast glamours on themselves to appear appealing to potential mates
IT
DOESN'T
MAKE
SENSE
>>340997913
This is good.
I only played ME1 but aren't Asari hidden behind a veil of pheromones and telepathic mumbo jumbo that causes the one perceiving them to see them as attractive/ideal, to promote their unique method of mating with other species? And we see them as hot chicks, cause we are humans?
Is this one's phermone/telepathic organ on the fritz or something?
>>340996779
>not the asari councilor
step it the fuck up senpai
>>340997743
No, you can sub in pretty much any unattractive human face in there and it'd be fine.
There's something off with the face itself, it isn't just unattractive.
>>340993684
>>340997529
rip
>>340998123
LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE
>>340998038
No, bioware just doesn't know their own lore
>>340993684
>>340995757
Okay, what fucking gender is this thing?
>>340997743
>make cheesy fan service race that is attractive to everyone
>make them ugly to be fair to ugly, real humans
At least stick with the idea of the race being sex sponges. Not boner kills.
>>340997913
top kek
>>340995757
Captain Quark?
>>340997929
>>340997509
>This. Don't know why they are shitting on the lore by adding hair.
>The lore
The lore also says Asari have a psychic projection that is what everyone's ideal vision of beauty is on themselves so they look different to each person looking at them. It's funny you're quoting lore when you don't know shit about it, that said this is also the reason why people justifying her ugly face are retarded because in the lore Asari are literally space sluts that are supposed to be attractive and they couldn't if they tried not to.
>>340996971
THE GOT THE FATTEST FUCK TO BE THEIR BILLBOARD!
This is poetry
>>340997618
instant improvement
>>340993684
Asari take on characteristics of their "father's" race
That asari probably just had a nigger or krogan dad or something.
>>340998168
They don't have a gender, they can mate with any other species due to adaptive biology shit
>>340996170
Except that really funny one where she uses a tractor beam to make him fuck her.
>>340998158
>>340996779
I forgot, but is Samara also a vampire-Asari? Was there a reason why she can't have sex with Shep besides "m-muh Code"?
>>340998038
>aren't Asari hidden behind a veil of pheromones and telepathic mumbo jumbo
nope since that stuff wouldn't work for example when you're looking at an asari on a video screen. that would ruin the galactic porn industry
they just have a lot of different features and most species find at least one of them attractive
>>340995513
Proven? I thought it was flat out explained to you in the first game.
>>340996381
Japan has an entire series where they anthropomorphize battleships from ww2 and fuck them.
>an asari will never blow your mind and destroy your penis
>>340995374
But Blizzard are fapbait pros. Bioware has always been shit.
>>340997817
Bioware does not account for all Western Devs.
>>340993684
That's not an asari, look at the head tendrils, they're actually crests.
Bioware made a new race that is basically identical to the asari but with a slight case of microcephali and Machamp crests instead of tendrils.
>>340995796
It's in the fucking game with NPCs loudly talking about it in a bar
>>340998224
>The lore also says Asari have a psychic projection that is what everyone's ideal vision of beauty is on themselves
no it fucking doesn't, that shit is speculation. the only thing that supports that is the bachelor party dialogue in ME2 and that's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and the people conversing are all drunk anyway
>>340998304
>Was there a reason why she can't have sex with Shep besides "m-muh Code"?
If it wasn't Bioware, I'd agree with the one analysis that makes it clear she actually had the singular best "romance" in all Bioware games.
But I highly doubt they put even remotely that much thought into it and just went with the "muh Code". Still, interpretation leaves it open to be the best, that's something.
>>340998403
>blizzard stopped making fapbait because of muh patriarchy
fuck this shit
>>340998224
That wasn't lore, that was a conversation with no actual evidence.
Guarantee there are no romances in this game that aren't LGBT cancer. Hell, I bet you can't make a white character.
>>340998439
yes sure...
>>340998495
I never played 2, and I don't lurk ME threads. Where did I get that idea from then?
>>340998304
>is Samara also a vampire-Asari?
she wouldn't have daughters if she was, baka
>tfw the thing that actually ruined me3 for you wasn't the story
>tfw it was the QUALITY that showed that they just didn't give a damn anymore.
>>340998123
>>340998303
Would he think this Asari looks weirder than Merchant?
>>340997978
>>340998038
>>340998224
you know that glamour thing is non-canon right?
>>340998562
You can, but he is automatically an irrational asshole that leads you to the bad end.
>>340998625
don't ask me. not from ME1 or its codex at least
>>340996971
me in the front
>>340997038
yes
>>340998558
>blizzard stopped making fapbait
Overwatch says hi
>>340998439
This implies tumblr devs are able to create something anew rather than destroy pre existing. If they wanted a fuck ugly female race in the game to counteract the Asari then fine. But no, shitting all over pre existing knowledge/lore makes a bigger statement.
>>340998571
Just you watch m8, It's already questionable because the thing looks like it could be male and has cave paint on it's face. It's a new race.
>>340998654
He's probably think it's a little monkey fella
>>340998495
https://youtu.be/Q15SK25WH0w?t=96
Fucking retard
>>340998038
Hol up
What if a human holds hands with an asari and they lock fingers but then a quarian looks at their hands?
Would the Asari have 3 fingers and there are just magical spaces of empty, yet physically occupied space between the human's other fingers?
>>340998520
Why do you say she was best romantic interest?
I do like the idea of a guy being so attractive that she gives up her code. Doesn't she say something about how she misses the centuries before she was a Justicar, where she indulged in carefree sex?
That's hot.
>Asari are now ugly and given more masculine features
I'm out. No good reason for this. It's bad enough that bio ware tanks on most face renderings, taking the one human like race they did right and making them like this is too much.
>>340998561
>WHERE ARE THE PROOFS
>THOSE ARE NOT REAL PROOFS
It's a flat out conversation in game of characters stating they all see the asari looking like near-exact versions of their own race instead of the others. Grasp harder at those straws son.
>>340998839
what is your point?
>>340998839
way to go. You LITERALLY proved his point
>>340998705
That was practically already the case in Dragon Age Inquisition. Any choice you make that supports men over women and straight people over queers in that SJW shitfest makes your party hate you.
>>340995757
>>340998561
>no actual evidence.
You mean the evidence that was two feet in front of them as they had a conversation about her looking completely different?
>>340996464
explain it, anon...by lore, the asaris knew about this shit (or, at least, have a premonition), why they didn´t reacted for this?
>>340998972
>characters stating they all see the asari looking like near-exact versions of their own race
they don't say that, baka anon. they say that they notice specific features of the asari that they find attractive
>>340998659
[citation required]
It's from the actual game dialog. Show me some thing saying mass effect 2's not canon otherwise fuck off.
>>340996971
>that morrigan at the top right
>>340993684
> ~"ALL NEW RACES WITHIN THE ALL NEW GALAXY"
(shows picture of asari with facepaint)
> ~"ALL NEW VILLAINS WITHIN THE ALL NEW GALAXY"
(shows illusive man with different tie)
> "ALL NEW STORIES TO TELL WITHIN THE ALL NEW GALAXY"
(you have to rescue colonists from a giant tree)
>>340995757
that thing doesn't even have eyelashes (but it does have eyebrows) what the fuck, I'm pretty sure asari used to have them
>>340999035
"It's just a prank bro"
You're retarded.
>>340998885
>Why do you say she was best romantic interest?
Because she's lived several centuries by abiding to her code, making it all that is her life. In swoops a short lived human and solves her life long problem (her daughter) in a day or two. Everything she's lived for being smacked in the face.
There was a lot more to it, but that's the gist of it. Also, granted, the solution Shep delivered was pretty fucking stupid, but hey...it's Bioware, so we take the basic idea, not the actual execution for analysis.
>>340999152
yes the only one that looks good.
>>340998925
Yeah, it's incontrovertible evidence that they have only gotten worse in terms of SJW bullshit instead of learning their lesson and the game is going to be awful as a result. Mass Effect is dead and Bioware can't be salvaged.
>>340999157
Yeah but maybe the endings will be orange, white and pink.
>>340998972
You are stupid. They have qualities that other races can relate too "she looks like me, no me! NO ME!"
It's drunken conversation, or did you miss the part about the belly button. The salarian wouldn't see one under your fanservice tumblr theory.
>>340999117
>they don't say that,
"They look exactly like humans"
"They look like blue turians"
Yeah, no.
>>340999105
>why they didn´t reacted for this?
because bioware writers were utter retards and didn't think any of this shit through
basically what they say is that they used the prothean beacon on their homeworld to make enormous technological progress while failing to notice the huge WARNING WARNING ROBOTIC SQUIDS WILL COME TO EXTERMINATE YOU signs that were hardcoded into it
Guys, I got a Theory, a Game Theory.
What if they are going with a tweest like...
http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Raising_Gazorpazorp
>>340999064
They didn't. They described it as we see it you fucking tard.
>>340999319
>It's drunken conversation
They articulate pretty fucking well for dudes who are supposedly drunk off their nut.
>>340999404
Shitting her pants, with a kingly spanking of the monkey going on beside her
>>340999385
whens the new season out
I bet it has the same god awful personality and writing as Sera.
>>340995513
I don't think even that was "they're illusionists", more that they had something that appealed to all of those races. All the others could see it, but it didn't disgust them due to other aspects that appealed to them.
>>340996170
No, I've seen some of him and her
>>340999124
Yeah, and im telling you that you seriously misinterpreted the actual games dialogue, If you think that that conversation meant Asari have canon glamour effects.
Yes, im calling you dumb.
>>340993684
why does he look like giovanni ribisi?
>>340999549
Who knows.
>>340999105
The reason why their race was so powerful both politically/technologically was because they had prothean/reaper tech. Not only that, but they had tangible warnings from the protheans on what was going to happen
>>340999358
>asaris aren't blue nor do they have a head fringe
>>340999478
Way to latch on to something that ultimately doesn't matter. Listen to the conversation better. None of them are describing her as anything other than the blueberry you see. They just latch on to certain qualities they like or relate to and wonder how a completely different species could find them attractive, unaware of the irony of them finding her attractive.
None of them at any point describe her as anything but what you see and they all see the same thing.
>>340999404
>>340995757
Why didn't they just create an entirely new race if they wanted some androgynous intersex creature like this appears to be? Why Asari?
>>340993684
seriously what the fuck am i looking at here
>>340999241
Yeah dude that's really hot. I agree with you in that situation.
It's like turning a pure girl into a slut because shepherd is such a stud. What solution did Shep deliver?
>>340998304
>Was there a reason why she can't have sex with Shep besides "m-muh Code"?
She has already had that life and raised a family and left her Matron phase. Shep basically came too late.
>>340996971
I would fuck only one of them. The Isabella in the middle behind Varric. Dem tits.
>>340999791
Nu-Asari
>>340999836
The Morrigans are better looking though.
>>340999801
I would bang Samara. Get up in the MILF alien pussy. Especially knowing that she gave up her code to get my human schlong lathered up in her blueberry juices
>>340998742
Aren't you in a new galaxy in this game? Why is there a tribal Asari there? Because it isn't an Asari.
>>340997706
>female of alien race
>base it off male of human race
>>340996971
>that sad looking arishok
Kek
Most of these people are just average middle aged looking people though I think.
>>340999793
>It's like turning a pure girl into a slut because shepherd is such a stud.
The point is that exactly that sort of shit didn't happen. That's why it's the best. Especially for Bioware.
But you sound like you haven't played the game, so fuck off.
This CAN'T NOT be modeled after a pudgy man
>>340999957
Eh, not my type
>>340999319
And you're too stupid to even think about the head tendrils which humans don't have. Obviously they have some features that the said effect doesn't change to be exactly like the other race otherwise it'd make it look like they have hair. The bellybutton means nothing.
Also you've clearly never touched alcohol in your life if you think the minute you do you just lose all consciousness and become a dribbling idiot that just talks stuff and forgets about it and what you saw by the next day and nothing you say is coherent.
>>340999152
>>340999871
dont get me wrong shes hot but...
looks like the goth from letterkenny
>>341000018
You are in the andromeda galaxy. Last series was here in the creamy ol' milky way.
>>340998038
>babylon 5
good taste anon
>>340999871
straight to fap folder
>>341000073
I haven't played the game since it came out. It's been like 6 years for ME2, I think?
I wish I actually beat ME3, since I was literally on the last area. Oh well, people say the ending was a huge letdown so I don't feel as bad.
>>340996648
>>340995757
Uncanny.
>>340999997
But you don't and can't.
>>341000018
>Why is there a tribal Asari there?
every race sent colony ships there. or something. there'll be krogan too at least, who knows who else
btw I wonder how they handle the genophage thing
>>341000129
Ok, so unless the Asari sent out a bunch of colonists that devolved into the thing into OP, it's unlikely it's an Asari.
>>340999932
Please do this with this:
>>341000239
>>341000220
Here's every ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPelM2hwhJA
I am not joking.
>>341000239
oh god..I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
>>341000115
Never heard of the concept of beer goggles? Ok.
You're an idiot though I'm not going to bother addressing anything else you say. You don't seem the type to admit you're wrong but instead move the goal posts or deny evidence. You have zero evidence for your side other than a conversation that is easily debunked and devoid of any supporting lore.
>>340999739
"How can they be attractive to humans they look just like salarians."
"They look human I'm not seeing the salarian thing at all"
"You're both wrong they look like blue turians."
Seem definitive. The only thing they all see is her skin colour.
>>340995757
that's a SHE?
>>341000239
also looks like frank black
the best thing about samara is that you can't tap that. it's fits her character perfectly
she also has the only good character moment in the me3 citadel DLC. this is such a great line
>>341000349
Was that before or after they changed it?
>>341000401
And her belly button, a human only think. Why can the salarian see that? Actually name one thing they are describing about her that the other races CAN'T see.
Girl A has brown hair. Girl B has big boobs. Girl C has brown hair and big boobs.
Girl A thinks she looks like Girl C, because of the hair.
Girl B thinks she looks like Girl C, because of the boobs.
Girl C doesn't really look like either of them, just shares some features.
Simplified, but get it?
>>341000685
>changed
all they did was release a free ending dlc which was a bad end fuck you entitled gamers
That's a really shit model
>>341000669
>posting femshep
Ok, now post male shep romance
>>340998224
No it fucking doesn't
How many times do you people need to be told this before it sinks in?
>>340993684
>>340995757
Ok, real talk; what's Bioware's deal lately with deliberately making awful looking faces?
>>341000743
This guy gets it.
People exaggerate a comment made on the official forums while at the same time mocking Stanrey Roo. It's incredible the duality they can live in.
>>341001024
It's the fault of everyone who has every demanded realism in games, less so than the SJW crowd.
>>341000743
>And her belly button, a human only think. Why can the salarian see that?
Because the differences they are describing lie in her face.
>Actually name one thing they are describing about her that the other races CAN'T see.
How can they describe something others cannot see? If they can see it, so can the others and vice versa.
>Simplified, but get it?
Your describing the body features of people who look exactly the same race wise and is therefore irrelevant.
>>340999871
looks like a tranny desu
*slowly shits pants*
>>341001150
Are you retarded?
This is not rhetorical.
>>341001143
>It's the fault of everyone who has every demanded realism in games
What does realism have to do with a terrible face that doesn't look like it's supposed to even fit on the person whose face it belongs to?
>>341000401
Reaching.
>>341001245
are you finished? post results
>>341000959
that was the first youtube vid I could find. in any case you get the same line with maleshep
>>340996971
>>341001150
>Because the differences they are describing lie in her face.
Such as?
>
How can they describe something others cannot see? If they can see it, so can the others and vice versa.
So being around a salarian means the human can see what the salarian see's? Or...just maybe...they all see the same thing?
It's easy to describe something others can't see. The thing is, they all see the same thing.
Seriously though
>How can they describe something others cannot see?
Are you this dumb? Half the time that's the reason for a description in the first place.
>Your describing the body features of people who look exactly the same race wise and is therefore irrelevant.
What the hell are you even talking about? Make sense of this and try again.
lol thanks for all the evidence that gamers are nothing but a bunch of misogynerds, 4chumps!
I have print screened the thread!
>>341001389
Realism means ugly people. Using ugly face models is more realistic, cutting out idealism.
>>341001527
Lame.
>>341001680
That's more than just an ugly face model though.
It's a face that doesn't look right ugly or not.
>>341001690
You are objectively wrong.
>>341001579
>>341001785
Not saying you're wrong, but it's their attempt at a realistic face on a fictional race.
>>341001804
And? What are you gonna do about it?
>>341001915
Which as always from Bioware is disastrous.
>>341001579
>explore a new universe
>no option to purge the fuck out of xenon filth
