enough with the remakes/remasters already
>Blink 182 concert
>we've got absolutely no content
>we'll re-use a trailer for Dishonored 2
>we'll waste 30 minutes of our 1 hour slot with Adam Sessler
Fucking snorefest.
>last thing is dishonored 2
who fucking cares. fuck this.
we reboots now
Why did they even show up to e3? I don't want fucking sorting machines in fo4, I want actual content that didn't come from nexus!
N-no elder scrolls
:^(
so much action
I guess we'll just use this one.
What the FUCK is up with that Dishonored 2 bird?
does anyone actually care about Dishonored?
>It.. excited us
What did he mean by this
WHAT DO THEY HAVE FOR LUNCH
I SWEAR IF IT'S FISH
>>340973623
I was hoping for VR Skyrim patch :(
>>340973854
they made it the skybox and then didnt paralax it
it stays in the same spot on the camera no matter how camera moves
SO HERE'S YOUR HOLIDAAAAAAAY
>no Wolfenstein TNO 2
Literally the only reason I was watching this for.
>>340974010
I do. I liked the artstyle and atmosphere.
BLINK 182
Bethesda having their own conference was a mistake
I don't even know why I expected anything.
>>340974010
I have it in my library from the last steam sale. Have yet to play it
>Corvo talking
Dropped
>yfw you actually like blink 182
Todd didn't even come, this E3 was a fiasco
>Don't worry about having to think, we'll just exposition everything as walking information kiosks
FOR ONCE I WANT TODD LIES
EA - F-
Betheshit - E+
i never played skyrim so im probably the only one hyped for the re-release
>>340973737
It doesn't, you're right, but they aren't embarrasing themselves this year at least.
There's no WEBMs worth making.
>MOBA games
>mobile games
>card games
>some horse armor Fallout 4 dlc
>Doom 2
>Skyrim 2
>Prey 2
>ESO
>no levels
>blink 182 (lol)
>ESO VR
>Dishonored 3
>>340974261
Are you 14?
>not choosing Corvo
>>340974261
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
>todd wont tell us lies this e3
I want to cry
I enjoyed this bant
I hope there are actual differences between the 2. Like, Emily being more agile and Corvo being stronger.
>Everybody looks fucking xboxhuge like this is gears of war
>>340974261
Are you an irresponsible 50 years old?
https://twitter.com/BasedLoller_/status/742188570564268036
totally falling asleep on this
>>340974368
Same, won't buy it full price though.
>>340973791
Guess so...
>>340974249
>not liking based Stephen Russel voice acting
get the fuck out
na farr ious
transfarring
>>340974261
WHATS MY AGAIN AGAIN ANON
the bad guy have overthrown your empirical rule singlehandedly without killing you
because that is how regime changes work
>>340974546
kekek
>no two players have the same experience
fuck this meme
>overquake
>card game
>skyrim 2
>fake prey
>stealth eso
>shitty pop punk band
>VR
>shitty thief copycat 2 it's a walking sim
>no Todd
F of FUCK YOU.
OLD MAN SAMUEL
OH SHIT GAMEPLAY BOYS
WHERE'S SCREAMING LADY WHEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER
>>340974501
Skinny manlet detected
Quick think of a way to save this shit fest!
Hard Mode: No new TES
I can't believe I stayed awake for this shit
Nice "gameplay" faggots
Corvo old and busted
>>340974492
WOW sexist much?!
>>340974353
God, EA's conference just felt so disgusting to watch, it felts completely lifeless.
It just proves that ALL they care about is money, not pleasing their fans in the slightest.
>>340974662
>not Quakerwatch
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME
>EXPLORATION RICH
>markers everywhere telling you where to go and anything intractable has bright white outlines
k
>>340974692
Probably passed out from drunkenness. I mean, how else would you survive trough this borefest....
>Batista Bay
lol
>void engine
Is that the name Bethesda is using this year?
>another walking simulator
ENOUGH
Well at least Dishonored fans and Skyrim kiddies are happy
>>340974759
Is it not great?
>>340971972
>Void Engine
>Void of Content or gameplay
discuss
>>340974941
Hopefully, there'll be an option to turn it off.
>>340974804
I really want to impregnate Hotaru and put a ring on it
>>340974941
You can turn off all this shit like in first game
this looks so fucking shit
Welp, with Bethesda and EA out, what possibly hype shit could possibly be revealed this year?
Or will it just be a snooze fest all around?
oh man
so we have wind
wow and she mentions it?
HOLY FUCK
>A random storm appears
Todd telling us those sweet little lies
good nite v
SHOT IN THE DICK
>the physics on that fucking kick
I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone
So far this E3 is a shitshow. When did games die? I remember E3's being pretty exciting and having big moments like the Twilight Princess reveal. I'm guessing it was the normie invasion / DLC plague that began mid 360 era.
is this a 2008 game
looks like shit desu
I really hope they've just set this to the easiest option.
>>340974408
14 year old don't know who Blink 182 is
>Playing with a controller
No wonder this is so painful to watch
>Things happen, but don't worry, game comments on them in order for you not to think
>See that glowing thing over there, that means you can pick it up!
God, I hate modern AAA desing....
I feel like you could make pre-recorded gameplay look less shit
>>340975134
Probably because its a scripted look at an unfinished game.
this looks like shit
>>340975169
This E3 will be a trainwreck. It's giving me some 2013 vibes. Maybe some Sony exclusives might be cool and maybe Zelda will end looking good but the rest will be cancer.
At least I know TGS will be good.
>woman laughs when guy is shot in the balls
>same battle system
The fuck? Dishonored 1.5
IT'S HIIIIGH NOON
>>340975237
why go to bed when theres so much to shitpost about
>>340975169
W-well still get Red Dead 3 though, r-right?
I liked the combat in the first dishonored too much to play it stealthily lel
>>340975169
we'll have to rely on Microsoft or Sony for that I guess
Emily confirmed EZ mode
PLEASE BUY MY GAMES
>>340974502
>mein sides
>>340975270
it's already over friend. somehow they made video games boring.
I'm super glad that everyone who liked the first dishonored is getting a sequel, but this fucking game is putting me to sleep. why are they doing this ridiculously long gameplay demonstration?
>>340975268
>16 just held such better days
What time is the has been early 2000s band playing?
>>340975373
I think she laughed on the fact that they tried to push the enemy off the building but failed in their own presentation video
>>340975169
Silent Metal Gear Policenaut Hill Of The Enders
>>340975441
>liked casual shit Dishonored combat
what even happened to /v/?
>>340975425_____No.
>>340975373
probably the screaming landwhale
>>340974589
It was fun while it lasted, I hope to see you again Lala anon!
>"game play"
>cuts to a new section
>quake turned into overwatch clone
>hearthstone wannabe
>prey 2 is dead and gone
>"remaster" cancer
>mmo shit no one cares about
Is it even possible for anyone else to have a worse show than this?
I bought the first Dishonored for 3 bucks in a bargain bin. I still felt ripped off.
>>340975478
How about you fix the one you just put out first you fuck?
All the level 4 recruitable merchants are still fucking glitched!
>Still want to check out DOOM
>Prey looks really interesting
that's about it, pretty shit conference
>KIZNAVIER POWERS
>kadokawa next.
We are going have kancolle?Who the fuck im try to ruse they are going do something with dorksouls
>>340975425
Please, God no
Just show us Fallout NO
wow
the darkness has disposed you
but you are the darkness
>>340974261
Stop this anime shit, it turns me on even though I know you're a ugly neckbeard.
that was a very abrupt ending
>>340975732
ITAI OR DAIJOBU?
SPOOKY
New abilites are pretty fun
Why does he have to tell you everything that's going to happen?
Why not let the gameplay speak for itself?
This is so fucking boring. Please make it stop.
this is so fucking boring jesus christ
i havent checked /v/ or any vidya site recently
i haven't seen anything anything very interesting?
have they showed anything good ?
i guess i should wait until monday or tuesday to see if nintendo or sony announce any weeb game
Is the new quake seriously overwatch in space? Fuck, I almost got excited over that.
>>340975674
>3 new games
>tons of details about a hugely anticipated game
how do you people complain
It's way fucking better than EA with not a SINGLE new game announced.
>entire presentation on this game
risky
>>340975708
IT'S A FEATURE
>>340975571
The game is really dull in general. It focuses more on the story than the stealth. It's a fucking disgrace to the genre.
HOLY FUCK!!! when is this demo going to end?????
>new Quake
OH SHIT
>we want the OverWatch audience
But why?
holy shit are they actually showing something cool????????
WE BIOSHOCK INFINITE
That's actually pretty neat
Although I'm nearly falling asleep watching this
This is how I do my presentations in uni. Make people fall asleep
well the travel between time periods is an interesting mechanic.
>people paid money to sit in the stands to watch this
feel bad for them
>>340975764
Or maybe RPG Maker MV 1.3.
That looks cool but it's going on to long
WHERE IS TODD AND HIS FUCKING LIES
The time thing is kinda nice
Is this Ocarina of Time 2?
He just created a time paradox!
>>340976043
Unrelated but how is Super? I haven't watched any of it yet.
The only feeling I got from the conferences so far are companies are too scared to try anything new. It's the same fucking shit.
>woooah dude battlefield
>wooooooah dude dishonoured
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
stealth is shit
>>340976094
>hugely anticipated game
You mean Skyrim SE?
these games are always so easy that all the "cool options" get boring in five minutes
>an alternate timeline in which Bernie Sanders won the 2016 election
Now you have my attention.
>>340976123
YOU CAN'T BUY FROM THEM YOU FUCK
BUYING FROM THEM IS ALL THEY'RE FOR
November 11th. Niiiiice
>it's literally a guacamelee mechanic
Whoa that's kinda cool i guess.
>good NIGHT
>>340976043
>have they showed anything good ?
No.
The only interesting thing is that they're ruining Quake harder than they ruined DOOM by turning it into a class-based shooter.
this is so fucking bad
Holy shit Beth you didn't NEED to come out to this confernce
that guy had to be one of the most boring presenters i've ever seen.
boring
*timewarps behind you*
- GOODNIGHT
IT'S STILL NOT FUCKING OVER
whats with all these videos what is happening
>you can jump into the past and then jump back to the present and take out enemies
Then where the fuck is the challenge if you are fucking invisible? Garbage boring game is what this is.
>spending this much time on dishonored 2
There wont be an elder scrolls reveal
why do people keep making stealth games after Chaos Theory?
>>340976331
Then play high chaos and do cool shit
>all the focus went on Dishonored 2
>looks boring as fucking hell
THIS IS NOT STEALTH FUCK ASSCREED, FUCK DISHONORED THIS IS NOT STEALTH
>spend half the conference on dishonored
>"here's one last thing"
>it's even more dishonored
>>340976421
If there's one thing quake needs, it's loadouts
i am so tired of dishonored
>>340976421
>ruining Quake harder than they ruined DOOM
>Stealth game
>YOU HAVE SUPERNATURAL POWERS THAT MAKE YOU A COMBAT GOD COMPARED TO YOUR ENEMIES
For what purpose? Don't they know how "stealth" works?
>>340976306
Really good. Now is a perfect time to start watching it. Without spoiling anything the new arc is fucking great
why didn't they put this trailer to a blink 182 track
I'm literally yawning.
FLEETWOOD MAC
>but before we go... we have one last thing to show you
>*smirks*
>thats right its another fucking dishonored 2 trailer
>everyone hated Dishonored 1
>LET'S MAKE ANOTHER
>>340976460
>timewarp killing doesn't effect the future
>>340976325
Welcome to the 21st century
>>340976520
They wait 7 years and ambush you
>>340976213
seriously this game looks like an edgy Infinite
>>340976520
When you have enemies in both the past and present
SIDE BIRD
>>340976578
>Bethesda pretending anyone aside from a small bunch of autists give a fuck about Dishonored
That timepiece thing is so cool, fuck my ass Bethesda
>overquake
>card game
>skyrim 2
>fake prey
>stealth eso
>shitty pop punk band
>VR
>shitty thief copycat 2 it's a walking sim
>no Todd
>NO GAMES
>NO HOPE
F- EA WAS BETTER
>stealth game
>its just killing humans and robots
>>340976646
>Muh freedom
>Muh combat approach
>>340974473
It wasfun
Awesome conference! That shit was amazing so many great games!NO IT FUCKING WASENT, FUCK YOU TODD AND PETE FOR WASTING MY FUCKING NIGHT.
GHAHAHA LOOKS LIKE SHIT
SIDEWAYS BIRD AGAIN
Well that was disappointing.
That awful ass cover of fleetwood mac
>Visual Porn: The Game
Shit conference but Dishonored 2 looks good.
>thinking skyrim 6 would be released a year after fallout 4
next year guise
>>340976696
>everyone hated dishonored
?????
>>340976761
>F- EA WAS BETTER
As shit as this was, it was NO WHERE near as shit and lifeless as EA's conference.
>please applaud
hahahah
>Band is Blink 182
>Don't even show Corvo use Blink once
>g-guys please clap...
Man this conference sure made me blink and turn 182 degrees away from the screen.
fucking garbage.
>>340976761
What did EA do better?
>>340976696
(you)
>please clap
didnt know Jeb! was there
>>340976778
dont worry, Im sure killing just one person gets you the bad ending
>TAKE BACK WHAT'S YOURS
oh believe me bethesda I'd take back that last hour if I could
Assassins Creed killed the stealth genre.
>assassinate a guard
>his friend comes over
>looks at his dead body
>shakes his head
>just stands there
how can a game be so immersive
i can confirm you can give us more money
>>340976520
I'm sad right now. That was bad. I loved the first game. Maybe Emily is just casual gamer mode.
How did Dishonored get so fucking popular where it gets more time than FO/TES?
KEK ANOTHER APPLAUSE PLZ! PLZ CLAP!!!
>barely any claps
>"C-Can I get another round of applause?"
Jesus Christ.
>>340976757
>>340976696
>everyone hated Dishonored 1
Except they didn't and that's a /v/ meme, dishonored got great reviews across the board and sold extremely well
>>340976923
They announce this year and release next year
It's been 5 years since skyrim, there is usually a 5 year cycle.
>>340974095
I HAD A PEPPERONI AND PROVOLONE SANDWICH. I WALKED A BLOCK TO THE GAS STATION FOR CHIPS AND AN ARNOLD PALMER. I WISH THE GAMES WOULD GET GOOD.
>>340976959
>>340976924
weren't on the internet when it was launched?
>alot of people have been wondering about a collectors edition
Fucking who?
You all always do one. Who the fuck wasn't expecting one?
>>340976337
fuck you I love Dishonored.
>>340976958
Didn't kill Quake
>Captcha: 182
>no one giving a fuck about the trailer
>guy expected claps for the collectors edition thing
>no one gave a fuck
>>340976958
They did a good job hyping up bf1, along with an hour of gameplay right there
>>340976761
>literally EA shill
Damn
Who gives a fuck about Dishonored?
Who the fuck is asking for a collectors edition? They don't seriously expect this to sell out as quick as the pip-boy edition do they?
cool
>>340977027
They didn't MAKE ANYTHING FOR FO/TES
THEY CAN'T SHOW NOTHINGbut they did
DARK AND SCARY ORDINARY
>cool
even he he knows it's bullshit
>>Cool
>"cool"
>applause
have to be told when to clap. nice.
EVERYONE IS ASKING IF WE ARE DOING COLLECTORS EDITION!
No, no one is.
Five years from now, you fags will call it a good game. Just like the first.
YAWN
This is more boring than last year's PC gayman show.
WOULD YOU PLEASE WELK ME?
>PAY WHAT YOU OWE
>please join me in welcoming
They are teasing tes6 so hard right now
>>340977210
I do, go back to your mediocre highschool anime simulators
>"Can you please welcome me"
JESUS CHRIST
>>340976306
we had a cool tournament between universe 6 and 7 a and got a lot of new characters, then we had a bunch of happy and comfy filler and now a new arc started featuring future trunks and a new bad guy just killed his mom and his waifu so he really has nothing left to save in his timeline, he barely managed to escape using his time machine
Banshee is back
>>340977161
People complained about the blink, saying it made the game too easy, big deal. That's the complaint i heard most. Doesn't take away from a solid game.
>>340977027
There's no mainline Bethesda game this year, only MMO and cardgame garbage and F4 DLC.
Banshee's back
COOL
Welp the banshee's back.
>>340974408
>14 year olds from 2000 are 30
