I CAN'T STAND THESE FUCKERS ANYMORE!
>morgan will never grate cheese off her jaw directly onto your dick
why even live
>>340959693
Why the fuck are these 2 fucking retards talking, so fucking annyoing. this is almost in EA levels of annoying
That guy behind them who's constantly scratching his crotch is the hero we deserve but not the hero we need.
cringe.... cant they talk like real people for 2 fucking seconds
Adam "I want to suck her cock" Sessler.
>>340959693
The cringe is fucking real with these 2
Imagine being Todd Howard at E3 and having to be all like "damn, Skyrim, you fuckin' awesome, all cool with your updated graphics and climbable mountains. I would totally recommend pre-ordering Skyrim 2, both for PS4 and Xbox One", when all he really wants to do is play New Vegas at home. Like seriously imagine having to be Todd and not only stand on that carpet while being forced to shill your disgusting 10 year old engine at your side, the favorable footage of his game barely concealing the bugs and stupid AI, and just stand there, hit after hit, minute after minute, while they ruined the RPG elements. Not only having to tolerate his own blatant fucking lies but his forced cocky attitude as everyone on the crowd tells him Skyrim 2 is STILL BRILLIANT and DAMN, SKYRIM 2 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch the cartoonish fucking NPC face contort into types of smugness you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twitch whores and Kaley Cuoco while being called a manlet for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Pennsylvania. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on this every Skyrim fanboy's red forehead as they squirm in their seats convinced that Bethesda is a successful developer, while assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be in their conference and promote the next GOTY, while in reality it's been worked on by lazy developers in the last 7 months with stolen mods. Then the paparazzi calls for another shot, and you know you could come out & tell the truth to expose this sham for Bethesda's fucking lies before the damage control department TAKE IT DOWN, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Todd. You're not going to lose your 10k check for blowing the conference over this. Just fake it. Force a smile and fake it.
>>340959693
The Ghost of G4
Shouldn't the main show have started by now?
>>340960459
kek
>>340959693
>people that wear sunglasses indoors
>>340960332
Fucking dele-
HOLY SHIT, FUCKING DELETE THIS MEME ALREADY
The only reason you could stand them in the first place is because other people were writing the words that came out of their mouths.
/v/ chat where?
Why is the guy in the background keep changing shirts?
Weren't Morgan's tits bigger?
how much crack is adam getting
>>340959693
>>340960626
>people that wear hijabs to E3
>>340960915
Don't know, ask Effron.
Is this the conference or preshit? I confuse...
>>340960626
yea fuck blind people
What stream is this?
>>340959693
Is it me or is Morgan getting more attractive each year? She's lovely.
>>340959693
Top guy
>>340959693
>"Why can't I go back to Brazil to fuck some trannies?"
>>340961180
They gave Sessler three grams of blow and are just letting him have at it, seems to be working.
These two are alright. The cringe is genuine and they look like they feel awkward enough as it is. I wish them luck.
>>340959693
Why are they wearing candy?
>>340959693
why is she wearing a skirt when she's afraid of pantieshots?
>>340961734
lazy way of saying "we care"
>>340961582
Hi, I'm Adam's lawyer. Adam recently notified me to report and document any "jokes" on 4chan about him fornicating with transgendered men. Please delete this.
>>340961612
hey, works for me
You know I was never attracted to Morgan Webb when I was like 13 but now that I'm older, she's pretty decent looking.
Why cant they just show us games already instead of talking?
>>340962170
You've just become more attracted to men.
What stream?
>>340961481
WTF
>>340962170
Calm down Adam, I know Morgan may be common shemale name, but she doesn't have a dick.
>forgot about Bethesda show
What did I miss?
WHERE DID MORGAN'S TITS GO
>>340962321
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
>>340962404
HRT to make her more to Adam's liking.
>>340962051
Meth and lady boys. The perfect combination for a dickless faggot.
>>340962225
Because this is half of the show.
>I guess....
Not even these fuckers like games anymore
>>340962404
she got a gynecomastia because of breast cancer
>>340959693
Is this the show?
>>340962404
they're still there
>>340962385
You missed the birth of an epic new meme.
>>340962385
Nothing. It hasn't started yet
MANJAW IS CUTE
CUTE
>guy says that maybe you should do a playthrough with both protagonists as they offer different gameplay
>girl looks like she just heard the most retarded thing ever
kek
>>340959693
Mine was among 30 threads about this that got deleted, so shamelessly reposting MS Paint OC.
Is he on coke?
>>340962385
>forgot about Bethesda show
is that what this thread is about?
MORGAN A CUTE!
>>340962404
Her husband was a huge faggot.
>using the exact same Dishonored trailer from last year
Seriously why the fuck would they be that lazy?
>>340959693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8vDlxm4kVo
>>340960902
She had a reduction a while ago.
>>340959693
Is there a pornostar who looks like Morgan ?
>>340962316
>>340962376
I haven't watched her on the stream at all. Just from the pictures in this thread she doesn't look too bad for how old she is now. I didn't even notice his lack of tits though.
I'm in love with Morgan Webb!
>>340959693
I always mute the people before and after the conference
>>340962691
have you noticed that he changed shirt like 3 times, fucking hell
AHHHHH
>>340962727
>an*
>>340959693
How come no one wore a cross-styled ribbon during those two shootings within the last year when Christians were targeted?
IT'S QUAKE
>>340962875
Source please.
QUAKE
U
A
K
E
QUAKE
I can't do this. Gonna fap and go to bed.
Did Morgan's tits deflate?
QUAKE 2016??
>>340963093
Because Christians are numerous, who cares about those go- guys. Who cares about those guys.
>starts off instantly with Quake
Well I think Bethesda just won best of E3
Adam Sessler makes me not want to watch E3.
>used to watch these 2 all the time on TechTv and G4
>Sessler is now a jittering coke addict SJW
>Morgan's breasts are gone
>watching them cringe around on stage
Just fuck my shit up. What happened
>>340962404
to her new thicc dicc
ITS FUCKIN HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
looks like shit
>Quake assfaggots
JUST
>it's another quake multiplayer only episode
JUST REMAKE THE FIRST ONE YOU FUCKS
>>340963473
you got old
>>340959693
>he didn't watch Xplay in high school
>>340963609
this desu desu senpai
Anyone else hate the name? Should have just called it QUAKE.
There is no greater undesirable than the homosexual, look at them latch onto video games and force their agenda.
>>340963719
>ASSFAGGOTS
looks more like Quakewatch than anything senpai.
Sooo it's Team Fortress Quake?
>>340964164
So it's Assfaggots in disguise of a fps. It's still shit
>>340963925
There's already a game called Quake.
>>340959693
>Tfw that shitlord manspreading and mansplaining to that proud womyn
>>340961582
thats not true.
JUST
>there are newfags who don't know about Morgan's breast reduction
But for real, I wonder what that suspiciouscut mark on Morgan's legis.
>>340964478
Hero shooters aren't assfaggots, they're their own genre.
>>340964530
little secret, she actually is a feminist
>>340963473
they grew up, you didn't.
>>340964530
>>340964798
Assfaggots shooters? Hero assfaggots?
I still want those legs.
is morgan still based or did she snort the tranny coke like adam did?
>>340963803
we all did, anon.
we all did.
>>340965629
People lose their shit over her smaller breasts.She remains very, very fuckable.
>>340965205
Hero shooters involve KoTH, CTF, and Payload gamemodes, ASSFAGGOTS are their own gamemode.
OW/TF2 don't have you assaulting the enemy's base, NPC mobs, or killing for items/gold
>>340965904
she's a good hostess, but we could do without the rehearsed banter
Morgan lopped her tits off?
>>340966280
Quite saying such comments about my girlfriend.
>>340959693
Why are these 2 even there? Thought they were out of the video game scene.
>>340965629
>tranny coke like adam did?
You got sauce on that?
>>340967907
TechTV is coming back!
>>340966280
No longer wearing a push-up bra.
>>340960459
HOLY SHIIEEETTT KEK
>>340962948
Maybe Eve Lawrence.
>>340962948
Eve Lawrence comes to mind.
>>340968696
>>340968886
>Eve Lawrence mind
Not him but y'all really think she resembles Morgan? She doesn't really look similar in the face IIRC and her tits were far bigger than even Morgan's, imo.
>>340964530
What I dont get is why is she wearing sunglasses in a dark room?
>>340969232
I'm >>340968696, I'm not up to date with current pornstars, but I don't really know anyone else similar.
>>340969232
Lawrence is as close as possible to come to my mind. There might be other actresses but not as popular as Eve.
>>340969762
For the same reason it looks like he has the WTF shirt in his bag by his feet, they are obviously there to troll the shit out of the broadcast.
>>340960459
is this /v/ version of the arnold pasta
>>340959693
>Christian and Natalie Mars host E3
>>340961582
Whats with all the pills next to his monitor? Is he sick or something?
>>340972291
Adam has AIDS.
When was the last time they were together? I thought at least adam was at least done with game shit?
So is therr a twitter of that blondie from the crowd?
Why does Pete sound like he's on the verge of tears?
I want X-Play back! Sell it Comedy Central!
>>340972919
thinkin of Prey 2
>>340972720
http://twitter.com/taalzbeta
>>340963065
missed opportunity
>>340973420
wow, im surprised, you should get a job at the CIA
>>340959693
I don't care what people think. Seeing Adam and Morgan again after all this time really hits my nostalgia. Loved the cheesiness of XPlay as a lad.
>>340960459
kek
>ke "a meager" 10k
>>340959693
>that pose
Takes me back. Somethings never change.
Why isn't anyone talking about this?
>>340969232
Eve Laurence is definitely the closest. Funny enough she ALSO had her boobs reduced.
Do yourself a favor and never look at the pictures she took of the deflated funbags... sometimes it's better to pretend time just stopped
>>340963093
>Christians
There's your answer anon.
>>340980560
The fact that I can see her nipples?
>>340959693
never forget the shirt guy
>>340980697
Eh I'm not personally into xboxhuge tits anyhow. Granted it's more about shape than size and hers were actually surprisingly pert for their size but still.
>>340980560
Based Meat-Man is the Highlight of the Bethesda conference
TODD
>>340979829
It was nice to see them back together again.
On the left we got a degenerate drug addict social justice warrior and on the right we got a gaymur grrlll
Nice summary of the industry
what is it with fucking nerds and dressing casual on bottom but business on top?
>>340981325
See those new graphics?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU ADAM BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING HEADSET
>>340959693
Is Adam still doing cocaine?
I didn't care about F4, what did todd lie about?
>>340981878
I do that for some shit but only when its:
A: kind of appropriate, like a casual party that I should still look decent for
B: To piss people off who have to dress much nicer to get attention, meanwhile I can look like trash and still garner more attention then them somehow.
>>340959693
damn they hired that coke goblin again?
>>340982578
He didn't even make a fucking appearance on stage
He's only been talking in the post-conference
>>340982578
Todd lied about being a different person
He LITERALLY disguised himself with makeup. No one believes me.
Did sezzler just say he's going to rape his wife with a dishonored mask?
IT JUST WORKED
>>340983290
Why don't you tell me about it in a private area, anon.
>>340968696
>>340970127
how about faye reagan?
sit tight for blink-182 anon
>>340983576
Toddposting is fucking hilarious.
He's a genuinely good guy, he really wants to make video games but he's just really bad and misguided about it.
>>340962691
is that the guy from vsauce behind him?
>>340983721
Can someone explain the normalfag meme "dabbing"?The only kind of dabs I know involve MARIJUANA
>>340983734
It becomes more hilarious the more in depth you look at the meme in all its nuance
>>340983721
I can't get over the fact that I see Michael Scott every time Todd gets posted.
>>340965629
I remember her being pretty much the only person on X-play who actually liked video games and wanted to promote more obscure titles and devs.
Is that still how she is?
>>340960626
>implying she wants to be seen with these losers
>>340959693
Morgan Webb is still hot as fuck though
>>340983161
>>340983290
So the whole todd lied meme isn't true?
>>340961582
>not wanting to fuck big ass, big dick, big tit trannies in brazil
you have shit taste
Does anyone else tab out whenever Morgan goes off screen and instantly tab back in when you hear her voice or is that just me
How old is Morgan?
>>340984747
haha what do her feet smell like haha just kidding
>>340959693
I NEED MORGAN WEEB UPSKIRT
Who was the guy for Dishonored?
When Morgan fucked up a question he was pretty cheeky and at the end when he went for a handshake she stiffed him hard
>>340959693
Wow they've barely changed. How long's it been since X-Play started? 2000? Damn.
>>340983836
It's a dance move from some rap music video.I took a few dabs in college, holy shit it really fucks you up BAD. I had to dedicate 100% of my brain power to not dying and breathing
>>340984961
y
>>340985432
delicious thanks
>>340963473
Nothing changed. They were always shit. They had their interns wright all their reviews and dialogue for them.
>>340985430
Never tried it myself although I'd like to.A friend of mine said that it's like you smoked too much weed in one hit
>that girl in the audience who yelled at literally everything
Jesus Fuck.
>>340960694
>meme
>>340960626
>not liking Johnny Bravo.
underage as fuck.
>>340985804
They're mostly for hardcore stoners who don't get as high to weed anymore. My two roommates were like this but I wasn't as crazy. I smoked a little bit daily just at the end of the day so I can fap, play vidya, then sleep.
A good sized dab is I think something like the equivalent of 3 or 4 blunts at once.
Be careful, you do /NOT/ want to take a fat dab if you have never smoked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuFs7gJ7xWE
>Watched G4 when I was a young lad
>Happy to see coke sessler and Morgan
>Feel some sad since I can't go back to simpler times
Do you think sess ever got to bone her? Or does he just follow her around everywhere hoping to one day get a lay
>>340986568
She doesn't have a penis and she's not a BBW; he's not interested.
>>340986568
she lack the features Sess looks on a woman.
>>340980914
The room was cold.
>>340981954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>340962385
Stop posting this. I saw the D.Va's face and it strikes fear and horror into my blackened heart.
>>340959693
who is this nicca?
>>340987060
>woman
>>340979829
>cheesiness of X-Play
That crap raised me.
>>340986374
Is it a compressed wad of weed mashed between two glowing knives with the smoke being inhaled through a funnel?
>>340986405
I know that feel. But it's a bit comfy too. Takes me back. .
>>340986374
Oh definitely.
I'm not a first-time smoker by any means but I'd definitely be cautious and wouldn't take anything near a huge hit.
>>340960459
I'm dead dude.
>>340988096
sort of yes.
It's a wax form of THC, which is found in marijuana. weed has ~20% THC and dabs have ~90% THC.
You put it on a "needle", something small that touches the "nail", both have to be able to withstand high temperatures. Then you heat up the nail with something hot like a blow torch. Once it's red hot you touch the needle with the nail and inhale using a bong-type device.
>All those fucking kids in twitch and youtube chats who don't know who sessler and webb are
Kill me senpai.
>>340989165
Forget Twitch and YouTube:
>all the kids on /v/ who don't know who Morgan Webb is
at least they know Sessler as the coke meme man
>>340960459
>>340988216
I want to go back, anon
>>340987390
Ive never seen it, is it that bad?
>>340985432
I WANT TO FUCK HERDICK
>>340961771
Did anyone actually screencap if she did?
>>340989018
In my country those are called "Oil Spots"
Just the weed nug is a plain old "Spot" or "Dottie".
