>Older Clem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS5NgOQZBTw
Muh dick
The porn is going to be glorious.In b4 daughterfu faggots.
fuck kenny
>>340949390
I want to stick my dick inside Clem
>>340949801
Kenny's alive, right?
>>340949801
I wish that daddy fucked me.
who was the best lee and why was it lee?
>Clementine tag will be spammed with non-loli Clem porn
Telltale are the biggest sell outs on the planet.
Can't wait to see how badly these fat asses fuck it up.
>>340950164
And it will be glorious. Pedos BTFO
Too old
>>340949390
>Several years later
>Still enough zombies to be a threat
>99% of zombies haven't starved and decayed.
>>340950179
"
>"Ubisoft is the biggest sell out on the planet"
FTFY
>>340949390
Who is the guy with Clem?
Is he from that spinoff with that character based on the comic book/TV series?
>>340950441
New character called Javier.
>>340950505
JAVIER EL SALSERO
>>340950403
Am I gonna need to play that stupid Michelle shit or is it gonna end up like 400 days?
>>340950723
No.
>>340950164
Get angry kid fucker
>>340950505
Is he going to tear down a wall to a safe haven at some point?
>>340950872
>Safe haven
W E W
E
W
>>340950403
At least it's faithful to the source material.
>>340949390
>>Older Clem
so guess that means any choice you made in the end of the 2nd game is completely irrelevant now
not sure how this is supposed to be a good thing
>>340949690
>mature Clem on immature Clem
Soon, brother
>>340951173
>More clem porn
>Not a good thing
>>340951067
>>340949690
Fapped to daughterfu
Will fap to waifu
Is she still going to be the only goddamn person in the group who isn't a fucking retard?
>Aww shucks, Clem, I would love to give you that one thing that will progress the plot, but it's locked in my car.
>key is under the car or some place equally retarded
>>340950229
They're still a thing?
>>340949390
>it doesn't take place after what ending you chose.
Literally why?
>Clem is going to lose her virginity before you
>>340951492
I hope not.
Hope she finally dies senpaitachi.
>Played S1 and S2 on 360 due to S1 being cheap as fuck during a sale.
>Want to play S3 on PC and doubt they will have a 360 version.
I know previous decisions mean nothing, but I kind of hope there is some way I can answer questions on who died and what happened in S1 and S2 to transfer over to S3 if that is still a thing.
>>340951617
>>340951375
>>340951275
>>340950164
>>340949930
>>340949690
Please don't talk about my daughter like that
>>340952061
my wife's daughter*
>>340950505
>the walking minority
>>340949390
Who's the handsome?
>>340952061
Lee get out you were shot by Clem.And if she didn't shoot him, that'd be just absolutely messed up. I mean, no one would subject Lee to a fate as horrible as that, right?
>>340951173
Pretty much.
There's just going to be one or two unique lines describing how Kenny or Jane got separated from her or killed, depending on who you killed and/or went with. It's going to be super unfulfilling. Janefags and Kennyfags will bond over their mutual dissatisfaction for a while, discussion of S3 will be fine until the third episode, and then everybody will find some new inconsequential non-choice to ceaselessly bicker about.
Fuck this series and fuck me for caring about it.
Your choices will never matter in this game. If you can connect your old S1/S2 saves to S3, the only things that will change are passing mentions and references to certain things, along with a short explanation of how either Jane or Kenny died in the timeskip, and how Clem came to abandon the hardware store/Wellington/the wilderness.
I just fucking know it. I want so badly for my choices to make a meaningful impact in the new season, but I know they won't. Shit sucks.Christa's fate will never be explored either, she literally doesn't exist anymore
>>340952373
Javier, the Latino piece of hunk.
>>340952365
>Clem threesome with all game models
I'll fap, but I won't be happy about it
>>340952442
What horrible fate? Zombies are unfeeling monsters. Even if she left him to turn, it isn't as though he'd be suffering after death, right?R-right?
>>340951617
>walking dead comic started the same year it came out (confirmed by Kirkman) 2003
>walking dead game shares same canon as comcis (confirmed by both Kirkman and Telltale)
>Clem was 8 in season 1
>Clem was born in 1995
>s1 takes place in 2004-2005
>s2 takes place in 2007ish
>>340949690
Don't talk to me or my adopted daughter ever again
Can't wait to see if her wagon got any bigger. Gah dayum boooooi!
>>340953106
Well, from what I read and watched, the Zoms have some of their memories.
>>340949390
Nope, I am not falling for Telltale's tricks again. They got me in Season 2. I've had enough of their lazy writing and shitty game "engine".
>>340952827
you talk like if any of the choices you made in the past actually meant somethingthey didn't
>>340949690
thank you based sfm
>>340949390
>missing finger
Someone spoil us. Why is her finger missing? Whats going on in the comics with her.
>>340953271
>what if the walkers can feel and remember everything
>the just can't control their bodies
>>340953410
She ain't in the comics ya dumbass nigger cuck
>>340950403
>>Still enough zombies to be a threat
Any time someone dies, they turn into a zombie, whether or not they were bitten, so unless someone crushed their face or something they come back
YES
YES
YES
ONLY 'GAME' WORTH PLAYING
FUCK JANEFAGS
KENNY ALL THE WAY
TIME TO REPLAY THE SEASONS
LETS GO
>tfw kenny is going to die from s2 to s3 because multiple choice ending
I'm going to ask again
Coral and Clem marriage when?
>>340950505
Will he be the one to pop Clem's cherry?
>>340952365
>>340952960
Season 3 Clem > Season 3 Clem > Season 2 Clem.
>>340952960
yea you will
>>340953763
Anon, are you stupid. Did you not fucking watch the video.
God fucking damn it. The video clearly proves that this is years beyond season 2, therefor retconning and straight up avoiding anything prior.
Sorry guys, I have Telltale fatigue.
They're just gonna end this episodic horseshit on a cliffhanger and tell you to buy season 2.
>>340949390
Wow, this looks great! 'testing'
>>340953315
This
Season 2 was absolute shit
>>340953836
without a doubt. Longest life span of a character with an optional death was Nick who could die on episode 2 or episode 4
are they actually using a new engine?
>>340953836
>tfw majority of people chose jane so canon story will be with jane probably
FUCK
>>340954003
do you seriously think they would skip all that bullshit for nothing? no
obviously theres gonna be a recap and how clementine met that one dude and jane/kenny will die off or something who the fuck knows there was like 7 endings for s2
It'll be as bad or worse than season 2
It'll be shit.
They aren't even trying anymore.
Plus they can't even keep choices you make in game matter in the same fucking chapter.
>I didn't steal your shit you lying, limp-wristed Russian.
What if she comes back?
>she didn't keep her hair short
>>340954518
You stole his gun :^)
>shadman is going to draw adult clem with a dick
>there's nothing we can do to stop it
>>340954714
i would stop playing
>>340954289
it looks like the same engine but with actually better graphics
honestly how are so many people hyped after season 2?
>>340949390
after the endings of season 2, there'd better be some explanations on how she got where she did at the start of 3.
>>340954763
>shadman
>>340954720
jesus fucking christ how can tell tale fuck even this?
>>340955189
few
>>340955214
there wont be any
>>340955249
>shadman
>Season 1 great
>Season 2 garbage with garbage endings
>Everything else Telltale turned to shit
>Wolf among us started off great then turned to shit with a shit ending
>People are still going to hype up this garbage
Its like you people never learn
>>340954371
>majority of people chose jane
what the fuck, really? after that stunt she pulled with the baby?
>>340955753
Elbows too pointy
>>340953180
>Clem's only a year younger than me
Huh.
>>340955753
MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>340955716
Different anon, but I just replayed and it on Steam. It seems like 49.1% of people didn't shoot Kenny.
>>340955907
Too bad I ain't Muslim, they love pointy elbows
>>340955662
if it weren't for sane posts like this i'd go mad with butthurt. i seriously don't understand why season 2 was so terrible, there must have been some kind of major issue with production or something, i mean it was absolute irredeemable shit and i've never seen any media with worse writing aside from the room
>>340955662
you forgot their last 4 mediocre games, where your choices dont matter at all, honestly this is what pisses most players about telltale, the fucking lies in every single game of pic related , i hope they go bankrupt soon
>>340955716
at release and at least 3 months later, yes. over 70% went with jane
but as
>>340956008
said, seems the numbers are gaining for kenny. jane is still in the lead
>>340949690
>getting hype for porn
Lol more that you faggot are a bunches thirsty ass virgins kill yourselves piece of shit and yes I'm a normie but what wod that make you
>in before not a normie
>>340956138
Telltell took on too many new projects, stretched themselves too thin, and had to hire a bunch of new writers.
>>340956138
They done the same thing which nearly every developer does now. They think they can juggle 4-6 games and still think it'll be the same quality as S1. Fucking shameful and it's one of the reasons why I'll be pirating this game.
>>340956579
Is English your fourth language?
>>340950403
Zombie fiction is fucking retarded, what else is new?
>>340956752
This thread was actually kinda comfy stop fighting guys
These aren't even games. They're literally interactive cartoons.
What the fuck?
>>340956658
But one of them is Michael Kirkbride
Things can only get better.
>>340956936
>stop fighting guys
Where do you think you are?
>>340956936
Your shirt fucking sucks, man. You look like such a dweeb.
>>340954763
>she'll be saying something uncharacteristically "smutty" with her pierced tongue lolling out
>she's going to be wearing studded belts and hot topic dumpster rags
>she'll have dark freckles all over her tan-lined tits
>she'll be spreading her cheeks to showcase the metal sphincter shrapnel lining her asshole
>she'll be taking hot zombie dick
>>340954371
why the fuck would anyone choose jaine?
>>340957317
ENOUGH
>>340957317
NO MORE, I YIELD
>>340956272
I WAS SO GODDAMN HYPED FOR GAME OF THRONES, SOMEHOW THEY FUCKING GoT ME
IT WAS SO GODDAMN SHIT, LITERALLY THE WHOLE GAME WAS A SEQUEL HOOK FOR S2
>>340949690
cant wait for thebestialitystuff my self to be honest
>>340957473
I mean, I'm a Kennyfag each and every time, but I can also somewhat understand why someone would choose Jane. Not that I could rationalize it enough for me to choose that option, but I can see where they are trying to come from.
>>340950078
they can just say that he or jane died off screen.
at most, maybe a flashback
>>340957317
No more anon you've said enough.
As a Hardcore Kennyfag, here are the endings I can tolerate
>Look Away, Stay with Kenny
>Look Away, Stay at Wellington
>Look away, Leave Kenny
>Shoot Kenny, Leave Jane
I can understand shooting him perfectly, he even admits he was out of control. But if Jane successfully manipulated you into killing Kenny and you forgave her instead of leaving her to suffer alone, you're a turd.
>>340949390
porn where
>>340958684
I'm hoping that list is in order of best to worst too, if so then A++ taste.
>>340958761rule34hentai, you silly cunt. gotta make an account though
>>340954714
i'd rather have her dad come back
>>340959397
why?
>>340959397
Larry felt so good to hate. He was gone too soon.
>>340958684
remember when jane was a fiercely independent survivor who espoused a lifestyle of isolation for the sake of survival, before inevitably leaving?
remember how she came back and got so butthurt that kenny had the nerve to get twitchy after a zombie apocalypse in which he loses everything, that she abandons a young baby in the middle of a zombie apocalypse snow storm, just to make kenny do something unreasonable like have an outburst at the idea of her killing a baby, so that she could fight to the death and possibly die leaving the baby to certain death, in order to prove that kenny's off his rocker?
she was a good friend
Reminder that letting Kenny kill Jane and then shooting him > all other endings.
>>340959397
>yrw larry was actually the good guy
>captcha is boats
>>340954714
I can find something almost as good as clem to fap to
It at least looks better animated
>>340957514
>>340957694
>>340958156
>>340958359
>shad will do an entire series
>clem lewdly ass worshipping worst girl on the cast
>worst girl will be selected because she's broody and wears eyeliner
>clem will be gleefully burying her face into worst girl's ass crack and licking it with gusto
>sinking her teeth into her cartoonishly exaggerated buttocks
>plastering her pierced asshole with lipstick kisses while worst girl mashes it into her face
>they'll all be cropped and used as thumbnails for LPs
SOON
>>340964265
>>340950505
>BEANED
>>340949690
>Older Clem
>There will never be any more porn of her younger
KIll me
>>340949390
Oh look, the baby from season 2 is all grown up
>>340950357
>>340955249
>saving a thumbnail
>>340969478
>Thinking that guy, who is much taller than Clem, is the baby
What a retard
>>340950127
When you realize if Lee kept his cool leather jacket he never would've died.
>Season 4 Reveal Trailer
>Shes 18
>Take me to church is playing
>She makes out with some dude
>Screen switches from her and this guy running from a massive horde of zombies to them making out in some shitty shelter
>Chorus comes, the screen fades out and she is making out
>She loses her virginity
>e3 2017 cant come soon enough
>>340972331
shes gonna get raped in S3
Clem looks like Jotaro, you know?
>>340949390
>episodic game
debate me niggers
>>340949390
>PLAYING AS BOTH OF THEM
ok
>>340972331
i can see it
>>340949390
Might as well ask here.
Question:
Does playing Michonne's episodes affect the main game at all?
>>340959270
Staying at Wellington is the superior choice, you're doing yourself (and the baby but who gives a shit) a favor and it's what Kenny wants
>>340951617
>he's still a virgin
c'mon man, just believe in y--pfff hahahaha
>>340975637
Probably even less than 400days
>>340972331
>Bonnie sheepishly makes a surprise return to Clem's new group
>she brings in a fat ugly old NTR man with her
>Clem gets taken on a hunting trip to learn some survival skills from him
>he only brings one sleeping bag
>>340975637
Wouldn't really make sense if it does
>>340950229
Don't know what you're talking about, they finally beat the Boat Master.
>>340954714
>Lilly returning
Has more potential than recycling Kenny's story arc anyhow.
>>340966169
>fucking beaned
preteen clem.....
what aboot the baby? i got stuck raising it alone in my game...
WHAT ABOOT THE BABY?!
>>340954720
Why do people keep saying this? It's still short so she could get away from Walkers, but slightly longer enough on different parts for Clem to look hotter and frame her face better.
>>340949390
#BLEACHED
>>340978784Alvin Jr is with Christa's baby now, anon.
>>340978784
>the remnants of the group got themselves killed for that baby
>they dump it somewhere in-between games
>>340979968
does that mean the baby is ded?
good! i couldnt stand having the baby.
killed kenny and jane then pulled the baby from a car and i told her to fuck off for lying to me.
just wanted to be clem and jane.
>>340978784
>THE BABY IS IMPORTANT
>WE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR IT TO LIVE
>Get's OMAR'D in S3
>>340978784
I wanted Clem to get her buddy field trip with Sarah. Didn't feel much investment over what happened to the newborn after that was denied to me.
>>340981739
>Punished Clem will have her vietnam flashback eyes on
>Kenny or Jane's pained voice faintly urging her to take Alvin Jr and run
>the big reveal will be that she was found carrying a starved baby
