So, apparently their conference was bad? What actually happened?
define bad
>minus cinco puntos
:^)
SPORTS happened
>>340941291
Why are people surprised by this?
They make sports games and they make them a lot of money.
They played it too safe. No surprise, just expected shilling. No one wants a new Mass Effect or Titanfall. Battlefield 1 looks exactly the same as Battlefield 4.
>>340941001
it wasn't even bad.
most of their games looked pretty amazing
fifa 17 looked good
madden looked better than ever
titan fall looked amazing
epic banter between celebs and hosts
10/10 conference
>>340941291
xbock
>>340941001
It wasn't really bad, it was just very very average. It was basically exactly what everyone was expecting, so it ended up being a bit boring. And, to /v/, average = shit.
>sports 80 % of time
>No star wars trailers
>Only one new IP and it was some indy shit
>Any new trailers were already leaked before show
Need I tell you more OP?
>>340941628
>>340941628
>>340941628
Wow you must be a fucking casual like no other. Fucking Reeee you fucking Chad
Or it's just a fucking bait
>>340941001
>Titanfall 2, now with singleplayer
>women's charity(?)
>no Mass Effect gameplay, instead we got behind the scenes footage
>lots and LOTS of sports, but at least Fifa has a singleplayer campaign now
>new indie program
>indie game announced, it's called Fe
>some new Star Wars game, again no gameplay
>a whole hour of Battlefield and Snoop Dogg
TLDR; pretty much nothing unless you're into sports and/or Titanfall
>>340941001
their trailers were mostly shots of gussied up people in the studio watching other people do "work" on the game
it was basically a trailer for the "making of" of a game
>>340941001
>What actually happened?
Absolutely nothing. They had nothing to show and they dragged it out for-fucking-ever. They had a few celeb guests and it was so painfully obvious how badly they didn't want to be there. Complete waste of everyone's time.
>>340942841
>We want the DUDE WEED audience
>>340941581
I'm so disappointed by BF1. It looks way too modern and doesn't give off that same vibe that the older shooters did. It's not grimy, dirty enough and the weapons are way too fucking accurate and look weightless. I know it's pre-aplha footage, but it looks like ass.
>>340942894
>DO U PLAY SPORTS GAME, SPORTS STAR
>no
>O BUT UR SON DOES RITE
>yeah
>DOES HE BUY THE PAY TO WIN PACKS
>...yeah he does
father is disappoint
Some old man got mad at another old man and they both were very awkward.
>>340941001
They didn't show any mobile shit so it was better than last year's conference.
It was still 80% sports except they replaced PELE with some random nigger and added an RPG campaign to FIFA.
>>340942951
Dont hate on based snoop
THERE ARE 20 OF US. WHY DID YOU ONLY PUT 3 IN THE GAME? YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>stream starts 10 minutes late, after earlier being started accidentally way too early
>we immediately get displeased by the sight of two faggots being assfucked by lighting so damn terrible you couldn't see their faces
>a hour passes by of these two faggots extremely cringey banter until they finnaly start showing games
>let's first start off with titanfall 2, except it literally looks absolutely exactly like the first game without even a slight form of exaggeration
>then we get madden, which nobody gave a fuck about
>at this point , if you were on twitch, the stream started to violently lag from this point on
>we then get some new mass effect thing that had 0 gameplay, basically a " we exist " for 15 minutes
>some shitty stupid artsy hipster indie game that was forgotten as soon as its reveal ended
>some dumb bitch rambles on about some faggy star wars game nobody will play in 2018
>battlefield finally starts coming on
>except not, haha faggot you have to sit through a half hour of niggers and some whore talk about how they'll wreck ingame!
>game literally looks like battlefield 3 except 200% more historically innacurate, garuanteed to be abandoned and hated a week after release like hardline and battlefront
>remember those niggers? they did absolutely jack shit because dice decided to invite niggers instead of gamers to please femanazis cuz MUH PROGRESSION
>PCfats cum their diapers because Terry said he will use keyboard and mouse over controller
>he literally does the worst every single game
>PCFATS BTFO
There's the entire stream, also 100% of the chat no matter the platform was little kids spamming " RIPCOD xD " nonstop.
One more thing , Snoop Dog literally did nothing for a half an hour excpet walk 2 steps back and forth and at one point looked around in a tank .
0 kills, 0 deaths and yet he did significantly better than a chunk of his team.
>>340942841
I lost my sides at based dogg
By playing EA games you now fund liberal propaganda "charities".
Just in case you needed another reason not to buy EA trash.
>>340941001
FIFA is getting a campaign
>>340941581
I want agoodnew Mass Effect.
>>340944047
TACTICS
>>340941001
Nothing.
That's the problem.
They didn't show a single new game, all sequels which we already knew about.
>>340943974
>>PCfats cum their diapers because Terry said he will use keyboard and mouse over controller
Oh god, lel.
EA was EA.
Honestly, what did you faggots expect?
>>340941581
>no one wants a new Mass Effect
Wrong
I want to buy her game
they literally had NOTHING
thanks for wasting my time EA
>>340945523
Please don't start that. It was disgustingly degrading back then and is disgustingly degrading now.
>>340945841
Nice ironic shitposting, my friend.
I'm sure you'll garner plenty of (you)s in your time, but here's your first to start you off.
>>340941628
20 cents has been deposited into your account.
>>340941001
Nothing happened.
>>340945841
finding someone attractive is degrading now? no wonder crazy mudslimes want to annihilate you
>>340941001
how much gameplay did they show? seconds of titanfall 2 and a decent amount of battlefield. other than that nothing worth showing - non-gameplay footage is just pure marketing.
woo
>>340941001
>showing games we already know about
>not showing anything interesting about them
>>340944425
You'd have to hand the series to CDPR for that to happen.
Yes, I'm shilling.
>>340945523
Can probably fit my head in that vagina
>>340945523
I too would like to buy her game
>>340943974
Snoop PTFO'd
>>340941001
>muh feminism
>muh diversity
>muh feminist charities
>>340941001
...
First need for speed with a story
now Fifa
could these games be more fucking pointless?
Also why the fuck did they start to showcase madden shit in fucking london of all places, i know they ended it in LA but still fucking retards, Fuck EA
Battlefield 1 was okay though
and the star wars shit
>>340941001
Pretty meh, wasn't even any good cringe moments really.
Titanfall2 looks shit.
WW1 game my ass, I knew it was going to be shit and I was still disappointed by the trailer for it. Also, kekked softly when I was looking at the gameplay and the dude being controlled was white.
FIFA has a story mode for some bullshit reason nobody cares about. At first I thought it would be a create your own character thing and it just replaces whoever they used in the trailer but it doesn't seem like it.
Some 2deep4u hipster game from Swedistan that nobody will care about.
Sports sports sports, nobody cares like always.
Woman who sounds like a robot talking about Star Wars.
Overall it was just weak, I had a 0 for my hype before and I was still underwhelmed.
>>340943974
Snoop was smoking a blunt and enjoying the graphics, he's excused.
