Oh gee! That was one crappy conference, am I right guys?
Well I'm eagerly expecting the 2nd Installment of Bethesda's™ E3 Conference! And I hope you come and join me tonight to enjoy it with me.
I heard they are probably announcing The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim™ Remastered! Can't wait to pre-order it for both my Xbox One™ and PlayStation 4™, it's that good! and I hope you too pre-order it!
>>340921708
We know it's you Todd!
I want TES 6 though...
ITS HIGH NOON
It will still be better than EAalso I just want tes 6, we don't need remasters, thats what mods are for
SKYRIM 2 AND FALLOUT 5 WHEN?
>>340921708
Todd?? is that you?
>>340921708
Weak bait
>>340921708
Hello fellow Anon! Yeah, I have to agree, EA is such a bad company. I mean.. look how much they're FUCKING UP.
See that, I swore! I'm just a normal anon, like you guys.
But yeah, really excited for all that Bethesda™ content.
Cant wait for skyrim HD
I like these
I guess so, man.
I'm not really exited about it though.
>>340921708
Fuck off, Todd, I know it's you. Bethesda is garbage, you manlet.
>>340923943
Then you must die.
>>340921708
I never get tired of these
>>340921708
Yeah, it was a very disappointing moment for all of us true gamers.
I am sure other well-known video game companies will do better.
if bethesda had spent the past couple years making another great add-on to skyrim and sold it for 20 bucks i'd be happy.
>>340921708
Todd stop posting about the RPG series you killed. We all just want more DOOM.
Why do these todd edits amuse me so much
>>340927349
Which dead rpg, the sci-fi one or the fantasy one?
>>340927409
Because it is one of the best memes.
Hey Todd, how's that F4CK full release and actual documentation coming along?
Hey, whats the matter?
Have we ever dissapointed you before?
>>340927632I left it ambiguous on purpose
I'm not sure about you fellows anonymouses, but I for one am DEEPLY HYPED for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ Remastered's season pass! It will let you do anything! Only us real gamers will pre-order it!
>>340927004
RARE
I like this meme.
Bethesda will be garbage
>Some Fallout 4 DLC shit
>Some shit about Doom
>Dishonored 2
>Skyrim Remaster for PS4 and Xbone
WHO
THE
FUCK
CARES
>>340928161
Rare's been shit for a while senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
I'm ready for Todd to lie to me.
You WILL BUY her game, right /v/?
>>340929428
>her
>ANNOUNCING WORKSHOP PACK 2 EVEN THOUGH THERES VANILLA ITEMS AVAILABLE AS MODS NOW FOR FREE EVEN ON CONSOLES
>CAN EVEN CREATE YOUR OWN FUCKING PRE WAR VAULT FOR FREE WITH CONSOLE MODS
>HOWEVER HERES A CHARGED SHITTY LIGHTS PACK WITH SOME BARNS
>normie crowd goes wild
kill me now
What time is the Bethesda conference?
>>340931370
3 and a half hours from now.
>>340931370
10 PM
>>340931561
>>340931534
>non-meme answers
Is this real?
man i miss todd posting
>>340921708
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SKYRIM (TM) REMASTERED IS USELESS ON PC BECAUSE OF MODS?
>>340923943
Are you stupid? That's not Todd, Todd doesn't wear a hat! Stupid!
Whoever this fine gentleman is I concur with his statement.
*cough* H-hello...*cough* friends...
Please preord...*cough*... preorder Skyrim: Remastered... *cough* I need to p-pay my *cough* medical bills...
>>340927004
>Yeah, it was a very disappointing moment for all of us true gamers.
All kidding aside, I do think Todd really does love video games. If he didn't he would have quit long ago with all the shit he gets.
>>340921708
>Todd comes over for a romantic dinner
>everything is amazing and you decide to end the night in the bedroom :^)
>Todd takes off his shirt and throws it on the ground
>gets stuck in the cabinet and sticks out a foot off the ground
>turns black and starts to stretch
>Todd takes his pants off
>"you're really gonna enjoy this"
>reaches into his missing texture print boxers
>penis physics goes insane
>makes horrible rag doll sound as he tries to free his hand
>he violently snaps in half as his pelvis launches him through the ceiling and into the sky
>here a faint sound
>you can barely make it out
>"its a featuuuuuuuuuure"
>horse walks through your wall and arrests you for trespassing
>>340934223
Sorry, Sick Todd, I don't even own a ps4 or a xbone.
FIRST ONE TO PRE-ORDER MY GAME GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
>>340929024
will pc get remastered
Everyone ready?
EA is mess!
EA is a waste!
EA press conference very bad. It's time to make E3 great again!
>>340921708
So about that card game
>>340921708
post yfw it's actually Oblivion Remake
>>340924903
noone gives a shit about PC's faggot
its all about the console market
If the new Wolfenstein rumor is true then I'll be happy. If Obsidian gets another go at Fallout then Bethesda wins E3.It will never happen though, sadly.
>>340935407
"Dormant franchise gets revival"
Maybe we'll get that gritty Home Alone reboot after all these years of Bethesda ignoring the series.
>>340924080
well to bad go play eso or are new tgc
Honestly after that awful conference I'm ready to hear some lies from todd.
>>340937498
>>340937516
0.84$ has been added to your account
>>340934898
TOP KEK
>>340921708
It's going to be at 4 am my time and I have something to do so I can't watch your show, Todd. I'm guessing it's going to be shit considering you don't have any games to show.
>Dishonored 2
>Skyrim Remaster
Worthless trash.
>>340934754
>all the shit he gets
Bruh, most "gamers" love him to death.
>>340929024
The best thing they can say is that the next Fallout WON'T be made by them (hopefully Obsidian).
>>340921708
I really hope they're not actually remastering Skyrim.
Why the fuck would they even do that?
>>340921708
Like a wizard, OP
>>340929428
Thats actually an improvement.
>yfw new Fallout by Obsidian is announcedI can dream, right? ;_;
>>340938759
Isn't that Mi- Todd Khalifa? Her titjob was atrocious, complete boner kill.
>>340924903
skyrim on current gen consoles = console mods = infinite replayability
>>340938920
>limited by 2GB of mods
>infinite replayability
I've had enough of all of you. It ends here.
>>340938920
>Mods limited to 2GB
>Can't use any mods which rely on script extenders
>Can't make the graphics better or performance will tank
>>340938920
>Skyrim Remaster
>it's just a PC version of Skyrim with a bunch of Nexusmods ported to current gen consoles
whoa...
sssshhhhhhhhhh Todd is sleeping
>>340929428
>Sexy Body
>Silky Hair
>Steel Gaze
>Strong Chin
I need more
>>340939443
...........Fallout 4™ was trash
>>340939423
It'll be the PC version of Skyrim at 1080p, 60fps if they're lucky and Beth aren't lazy, with support for basic mods.
>>340939443
WAKE UP YOU FUCKING LYING HACK
Todd Howard.
I'm Bethesda
>>340938532
Because people like my brother will buy it.
When I told him about Skyrim Remastered his response was "I would love that, Skyrim was my favourite game of all time, if I could get a remastered version on PS4 that would be awesome".
He bought Skyrim for PS3 the first time and loved every second of it.
People like him are why they will do it.
>>340938532
It's like the Master Chief Collection if it was just Halo4
>>340938532
Because to test if the engine ran on PS4/XB1, they ported Skyrim to those consoles during the beginning of Fallout 4 Development.
All they have to do is pass the working game to a smaller team to finish up and release it for free money, all my console gaming friends are really excited over the prospect of it.
You're going to buy it, right?
>>340940280
im crashing this game with no survivors
what did he mean by this?
>>340941047
Probably just as an audience member. Despite getting fucked by Beth, he still needs to pretend he cares.
They wouldn't let him give such a big clue for NV2
>>340941047
He doesn't even work for obsidian anymore
>>340941604
He's doesn't even work for Obsidian anymore. He wouldn't be in on NV2.
>>340939598
And Beth's official high-res textures.
TES VI or Skyrim HD pls
Skyrim is wonky as shit when modded to look good. Spare me the pain of having tiny shadow draw distance and shitty MSAA anti aliasing and update it to the Fallout 4 engine.
