>The very first Asari male character
BRAVO BIOWARE!
Still has a vagina
I thought they were unisex
>>340918468
>There are people on /v/ who don't find her attractive?
I mean literally how? She's cute as.
>>340918468
>Bioware might actually pull the transgender bullshit on a all-female alien race
>>340919060
>cute
>manface
Anon, I hate to tell you, but you're a faggot.
So they changed Asari to humans with make-up? Where are the scales?
>>340918468
That's a dude?
>>340919587
They were always humans with make-up
>>340918468
/v/ is seriously trying to hard to shitpost. There's nothing unattractive about her.
another leaked screenshot
>>340919839
Yea, except her face.
Good to see NRS has helped EA.
>>340918468
I wouldnt even joke about that, they can always pull bullshit like :she is a female but identifies as a male
>>340918468
Ther's a MALE version of a unisex race?
Why? Are there also human-looking Krogan?
This is what the Reapers were preventing.
>>340919751
Nah, they had snake-like skin
>>340920003
wtf I hate liara now
>>340918468
>tease new galaxy
>its the same races
so much for creativity
>>340920003
Did you just photoshop Carlton's face onto Blueberry?
>>340918468
She is nowhere near as bad as Sera but that is a seriously fucking unattractive face. It's like she has dainty facial features naturally, but then got a jaw transplant from the Crimson Chin.
>>340918468
The facial expression is well-made but so bad at the same time. Plus it's a matter of perspective so I don't mind.
Anyway,
> Not sucking cock in 2016
>>340920505
Can easily be done with make-up
>>340920505
its not snake like you dingus
As someone whose gotten sick and tired of Asari over the years:
Haw-Haw your waifus look fugly now
>>340920003
>Aziz Asari
>>340920003
DAMN Shepard, are you serious right now?
If I was you, I'd be knee deep in that pussy. AM I RIGHT James
Also, which biotic power fits my outfit the best? I want to be the Singularity in Afterlife tonight
>>340921006
Nigger you know what he meant, it's fucking reptilian, her whole face looks like it's covered in scales.
Futanari SFM when?
>>340919060
You're gay.
Looks like all the other ugly asari bitches
Liara really was the only attractive one
>>340919485
You lie, you didn't hate telling him that.
>>340921089
kek
>>340921006
Whatever you call those scales, it's clearly not human skin
>>340919060
Jesus Christ, get yourself checked, you might be a closeted raging homo.
>>340921149
I'm pretty sure there's already some
Just with the previous Asari
>>340918468
Looks like a Ninja Turtle.
>>340921195
Green chick that got brainwashed by the plant was hot.
>>340921145
man you're a dingus too.
Can't tell the difference desu senpai
>>340918468
Really?
I had an idea for a male Asari too, but they'd be like the Ardat Yakshi, hunted and killed for being something "evil" by regular Asari.Not that regular Asari would know of their existance, but, y'know, government types, Justicars, etc.
>>340920003
My sides.
>just changing the lore
k
>>340921030
Mods willfix it
>>340918468
excuse me but what?
is this shit legit?
are they for real?
>>340920760
oh god you are so fucking old.
get the fuck out of here old man
>>340921531
>Hey why'd they take away the one blatantly non-human feature this species had?
>OH MY GOD THEY WERE ALWAYS LIKE THIS
>No they weren't, here's proof
>YOU'RE A DINGUS
Did you saunter out of someone's strawman comic, dongus?
>>340921837
I've just seen a few shoops in my day
>>340921260
I didn't, you're right. I'm sorry faganon.
who dat tho?
>>340922426
That no laughing game was amazing. Good times.
>>340919060
cute as what?
>>340921006
>>340921531
>>340922098
What's a dingus?
>>340918468
>the asari was designed to be race of attractive females
so what has this one got downs?
>>340922803
ive seen her before, I dont know what actress it is
>>340922803
>I thought that was Ashley for a second
Better or worse looking than ME3 Ash?
>male Asari
I miss the conference cuz of work. Now explain to me what this nonsense is?
>>340924831
It's just a joke about how ugly it is
>>340919060
Cute as a middle aged man, yes, because that's exactly what that character was modeled after.
Mass Effect has been damaged since 2, dead since 3, this is just beating a corpse.
>>340924831
beginning of a meme
it wasnt THAT bad in motion. still kinda ugly but not as awful a the paused frame
>>340925864
>>340925115
Wait, so it's not a guy?
Im confused.
>>340920720
but there's lots of new alien wildlife from the looks of it.
Unless you're talking about Asari and Krogan appearing, complaining about them being in the game is like complaining about humans showing up. This doesn't mean new sentient species won't show up or that there's indigenous Asari or Krogans in Andromeda.Why am I defending Mass Effect, if I even play this game it's going to be because I pirated it.
>>340924831
It's an Asari (male).
>>340918468
Did they retcon the whole eyebrow thing? I thought Asari don't have eyebrows.
>>340924728
I think she's qt in that weird way.
ME3 Ash looked really off to me, this character looks a lot more natural, if that makes sense.
>>340918468
where is the fucking source?
>>340918468
only men have a jaw so wide and strong like that. Have you noticed this in other recent video games too? I have like the Witcher 3 blood and wine DLC that one princess chick had a massive jaw, but prettier, and others too I can't remember. Probably trying to cover up trannies being in the entertainment buisnenss
>>340927774
See pic, ME1
>>340927970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vgHOXeps0
>>340927970
Is there something preventing you fuckos from using the internet outside of 4chan? It's already in fucking youtube an hour ago.
>>340918468
>bioware retcons their own lore to introduce more gay romance options
>>340927920
Ash does not look good with her hair down.
Also I think they tweaked her facial features around.
As for what's qt female or not I have no opinion.
>>340928695
>on /v/
>not having an opinion on everything
>>340928445
Yeah, but those are usually birthmarks, tattoos or just makeup. The one in OP's image has actual hair above her eyes. Asari don't grow hair, though.
>>340928903
drhildern.jpg
Oh great. More political pandering.
Dropped.
Hope the leads on ME4 get killed.
>>340919339
fucking kek and this will be the new race they were mentioning that will be in the game.
Hey guys, just wanting to let you know that the Bethesda conference is in a few hours.
Will it be better than the EA one? My instincts say yes.
>>340928903
I'm a fag dude all women look like trash to me.
>>340929178
And this will be the other one
>>340927774
Didn't liara say she picks them out or so?
>>340918468
inb4 They're somehow half-human
>>340931116
Aren't hybrids just 100% Asari? At least aesthetically and anatomically.
>>340930469
I think they're just markings. But then again, they all seem to have eyelashes, so Bioware might just make shit up as they go.
>>340929229
Fair enough
>>340918468
Asari(male)
Bioware making women ugly is their new "artistic" vision.
2016 and still cant make decent looking hair.
>>340929196
This is my favorite new meme.
>>340919060
Are you from Orlando?
>>340920003
RAAAAAAAANDY
>>340931472
Exactly. I'm thinking a live birth from a human female or somehow our ugly middle aged man genes were strong enough to overpower Asari genes to give us the Martin Freeman Asari.
>>340919060
Honestly don't know what's wrong with them. Too much anime, probably.
>>340926781
No, the Asari race is comprised only of females.
>>340918713
this is wrong. all asari have cute feminine penises
WE AREN'T COMING TO TAKE YOUR GAMES AWAY! WE JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE UGLY TUMBLR DYKES!
>>340926781
Their race is unisex
>>340932461
By cute you mean big, right?
>>340932434
>>340932667
SO they broke their own lore?
>>340933281
lore doesn't matter when you're PROGRESSIVE
>>340933281
OP's shitposting, retard, it's just a very ugly Asari as far as we know.
>>340933281
Are you fucking retarded? It is just anons shitposting that this asari, a member of an ALL-FEMALE race, is male because it is so ugly.
You can't actually have trouble understanding this.
So it looks like they're going to be using a female main character for promotion.
I'm already missing Sheploo.
Are Bioware seriously incapable of making attractive female character models?
>>340935364
They're capable, they just choose not to because reasons.
>>340918468
What? NO!
WHY?!
>>340935716
Because muh sexism, ugly woman = can't be sexually objectified.
>>340921547
>someone somewhere got paid real fucking money to write dialogue this atrocious.
>>340918468
>Bioware does it again
>>340918468
There was literally a "male" Asari in ME2(?), why are you all bitching about this now?
>>340937546
No time for the facts, gotta be angry
>>340937546
She was what we would call "the father" it was explained that way so, a human, could understand how to females have sex.
Doesn't change that they are only one sex and prefer to mates with other races so they dont dilute their genes or whatever.
>>340918468
oh look its the typical "female" bioware face aka manface.
>>340918468
I seriously can't be the only person who sees Shrek in that face.
>>340919060
>she
>>340918835
no, they are female, they just reproduce parthenogenetic, although the process needs to be stimulated by a second individual´s nervous impulses, or something like that.
>>340938156
>so they dont dilute their genes or whatever.
They are all about diversifying their species by encompassing as many non-asari character traits into it. genetics never come into play, an asari with a krogan father is still 100% asari.
>>340918468
If you recall, BioWare has been all about "defying traditional beauty standards" of women in video games in recent years, or at least that's their excuse.
>>340938465
You probably are though.
>>340939023
A good excuse for poor character modelling.
>>340938465
shiiiiiit
>>340922803
Its the new Protag
>>340935364
They are the evil twin of Team Ninja.
>>340918468
>/v/ is going 'THIS IS NOT LIKE MY KAWAII-UGUU ANIMEEEEEES!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!' over this
>>340939023
What excuse? They undeniably do that, as seen by them having females that really don´t fall under the conventional perception of "beautiful".
>>340939441
>Purposely make unattractive females for a primarily male audience to please the vocal minority
I mean...do you suck dicks?
Bioware and Netherrealms can't model females faces, nothing new here.
>>340939676
>plain-looking male character
>"..."
>plain-looking female character
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! DELETE THIS!! EVERY FEMALE MUST LOOK LIKE A FASHION MODEL!!"
Wasn't the point always to let devs design characters however they want? That goes both ways.
>>340932175
>Live birth from a human female
>With a species who does not have sex gametes
>>340939942
That's not even plain, that looks like shit. If i wanted plain i'd go outside
>>340939938
You got me. I thought it was an unedited picture till I clicked on it.
>>340940236
>opinionsI like to laugh at Bioware as much as the next guy, but sperging out over this is legitimately retarded.
>>340918468
Her face is so fucking weird. It's like some sort of amalgamation of male and female Tumblr users.
>>340940693
I'm just sick of ass-old games having better models than CURRENT YEAR™
>>340918468
Damn thats a cute Asari
Cant wait to fuck it
>>340918468
WE WUZ ASARI N SHIET
>>340938465
>>340941465
lmao
>>340939020
i havent played this game in years, dont remember the lore exactly, but i know it isn't male and female. niggers are all female.
>>340928656
>Asay
>Gay
Duh...
>>340931558
Even with that man-jaw she's still more feminine than this Andromeda atrocity.
What the fuck man, Asari are all suppose to be beautiful. The girl at the end is kind of meh but her voice is pure sex.
Fucking EA, don't fuck this up its the only thing that could be great.
>>340941465
If this isn't re-posted in every ME:A thread from this point on I'll be highly disappointed /v/. You can do it.
>>340941465
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME EA WAS GONNA OWN ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST DEV IN THE SHED.
>>340939942
>plain looking male character
>/v/ gives no fucks
>interesting looking male character
>5 gay threads at all times with multiple pictures of said male
Evidence? Venom Snake and Big Boss.
>>340922803
Probably the cannon female commander.
>>340943414
>female
Yeah, sure
>>340943560
>Bioware
>not pandering to libcucks and tumblrfags
it's very possible
>>340918468
>>340943089
The secret is that /v/ has no sexuality. If it's attractive, /v/ will fug it.
>>340918468
While I don't think this asari is very attractive, it does have a better modeled face than anything else I've seen Bioware produce.
Now if only they could use that prowess to create sexy characters instead of uggos. Make the men and women both sexy, that's plenty fair.
>>340946085
I prefer feminine, with or without penis
>>340918468
BOBBY?
>>340919485
Nothing wrong with that.
>>340920003
he looks like snake eyez
>I DON'T WANT TO FUCK THIS ALIEN
So don't, jesus christ why are you all such entitled piss babies. Just wait for mods to fix her face like you normally do.
>>340922803
Looks like Claire Redfield from the Resident evil CGI movies
>>340946737
>Mass Effect
>mods
EA locks that shit out. The best anyone can really do are texture edits not full scale model rebuilds. Also the series sold because of waifu/husbando pandering. You remove that, you remove the sales.
>>340946873
I WILL LITERALLY COME FIND YOU AND HIRE A BLACK MAN RAPE YOUR ASS WITH A WALRUS PENIS YOU FAGGOT.
>>340947631
She kinda does senpai
>>340922803
>it was all a dream... again.
>>340947909
WALRUS. PENIS.
>>340947631
...not gonna lie, she kinda does.
>>340919060
cute as a nigger?
>>340931950
Are you calling him a ghost?
This board watches too much fucking anime.
>>340921149
It's literally all over any ME SFM.
>>340922803
>>340943414
I did find it weird how Male Shepard had a default, highly detailed face and FemShep didn't. I hope this is an NPC tho. Doesn't look badass enough.
>>340918468
Reminder that if you create attractive female characters anymore you're a sexist pig
>>340948183
Looks like Frostbite is EAs new in-house engine
>>340948308
only if he's also calling him a faggot
>>340943414
>cannon
>>340941465
So, Asari are like onions?
>there are people on this board who played mass effect past the first game
>>340948746
>he didn't play the second game
>>340928370
The Duchess does not have a jawline. You might just be gay.
>>340948746
If you thought the first one was good, you also most likely tried the second, you stupid laughing teenage girls.
>>340948563
I'm officially too old for this world. Women aren't allowed to be sexy in media? I'm out. I'll stick to the past instead of becoming a nu male cuck thanks.
>>340948891
>>340948746
>Both of you shut up
>>340948746
whats even more hilarious is that there are people who will buy the next one, despite the huge middle finger EA gave to fans of the series in 3
>>340948746
Fuck you.
ME1 was great
ME2 was also great. The ending was stupid but the build up to it was fucking awesome.
ME3 is the worst in the series, but it gave us this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lgeGNaC6YY
I hate Mass Effect. It destroyed WRPGs
>>340948746
But the second game is pretty good.
The first one is only good for lore, exploration and side missions, but the main game is horribly dull.
>>340922803
Is that Stefanie "Quiet" Jooste?
