MY NAME IS ALEX HUNTER EDITION
>>340908495
kek
Dude awkward shaking hands present man lmao
>>340908495
>unravel
That came out?
This thread is NOT for spamming pointless shit. Go to the sticky for that.
yarney son
THEY MENTIONED YARNEY MAN
literally not a single interesting game yet
bravo EA
go' 'za edition
>>340908495
NO SHITPOSTING
C-cool
>>340909128
fuck off
WE ARE GAMERS
>>340908495
kek
>>340908495
That story mode might have been interesting if you weren't forced to play a negro pace babby from Londonistan
>>340908495
MORE LIKE ALEX CUNTER
C'MON CITY WEW LADS
[PLEASE CLAP]
I´m glad you made a new one
Thanks OP
>Originals
At least they are aware.
WHERE ARE THE GAMES GUYS?
MY COMFY CAN ONLY LAST SO LONG.
Where's shy shaky man?
Would you rather play as a strong female character or play as Alex "You're coming with me nigga" Hunter?
>>340908495
He sure stole the show
>Poonited
>Not CITY
>>340908495
xth for EA supporting small developers
>>340908495
THE RIGHT NIGGA IN DA WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE DIDDLELYDOODUU
Wow this is so unexpected and exciting
>>340909216
>Posting a swimming pool for rats
HOW MAN FUCKING PROGRAMS DOES EA HAVE NOW
ALSOO
>we are games tshirt
TIIIHIII
>yarnboy isn't going back
I wish trembling man came back :(
>>340909202
where
>EA ORIGINALS
top irony
this guy is not shaky enough
>>340908495
>No realistic female body types
>>340908495
WE WUZ SOCCERPLAYERS AND SHIETTT
>We want all the profit.
>>340908495
WE WUZ SAWKA N SHIT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468787
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468787
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468787
>>340909232
>>340909242
>>340909297
>>340909226
>>>/sticky/
>WE AREN'T JEWS I SWEAR
>EA
>Originals
Fuck you, EA. You just cannibalize studios and drain their creative essence until it's a husk.
Do your part to keep the threads comfy.
>>340909203
Titanfall 2 looks like an okay $20 game.
WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES
OO OO OOO OO AAAAAAAH
>>340908495
>you get a frostbite, you get a frostbite and you get a frost bite
>>340909339
a freezer
>"We want ALL the profit--"
You can stop there
WE WANT ALL THE PROFIT
>>340909203
>Titanfall 2
>finally on PS4 and PC
>not interesting
I love mech adventures
"we want all the profit from these games"- EA
ALL OF THE PROFIT
>the fear
... Metal Gear?
((((berg))))
>Fe
fuck is this
>>340909509
No, we shitpost now
TREMBLING MAN 2.0
>Fear
>original
They made like three of these.
damn this guy is nervous
IS THIS THE NEW UNRAVEL?!
ZOINKS
>sports
>indie shit that'll bomb
Star Wars (don't give a shit about Battlefront, just hoping for a new game) and BF1 will be shown in the last ten minutes right?
Ori ripoff
>>340909730
Ori ripoff.
>Zoink
>Another nervous Swedecuck
[HEAVY BREATHING]
I N D I E S
N
D
I
E
S
SWEDEN YES
He sounds like he's gonna cry
FE
>it's another nervous swede episode
>>340909631
It looms like 60$ stfu fag
NERVOUS MAN GET
some of the profit ?
look at his hands
>indie shit
yawn
>interactive story
Unravel 2?
so EA originals is just ea trying to find nervous grown up men to advertise their games
ok got it
Every year
Why the fuck do swedes always stutter when they're on stage?
Grow some fucking balls
le nervous indie man
>>340908495
>telltale Nigger drama on fucking FIFA
EA ARE NOW THE AWKWARD SWEDE SHOW
this nigga sounds nervous
YARNY 2
FUCK ME
that character looks utter shit
>no hand tattoos
>no doll
not interested
>>We want all the Profits
This guy is going to explode.
Oh god, the poor guy is as fucking scared as the last guy last year.
His fucking voice is trembling
Satan is at it again. Are you bad enough dude to sit through his boring as fuck presentation?
>"""""art"""" games
>LE ARTISTIC DEEP PROFOUND INDIE GAME
kill me
>EA trying to emulate LE trembling indie man cutesy indie shit
I'm not watching anymore
>mass ashit
>sports
>soccer
>indie art game shit
F
F
F
YOU GET AN EFFFFFFFFFFFFF EA
l want to fuck that Fe
The cringe is real. Real life Swede-cuck.
This game looks like Journey.
Man, when are we gonna get another game like Journey?
SWEDEN YES.
>>340909621
sounds like he's 2 breaths from passing out
LITERALLY LIMBO
EA trying to reenact the Unravel/Nervous swedish dev hype.
What the fuck.
>Game is called Fear
>Guy presenting is terrified
>>340909367
your butt
dude sounds like he's about to cry
I can hear the fear in his voice.
BibleThump
>shitty "artsy" indie game #1255834
The sequel to Shakyman: Shakyman 2: Fe(els Edition).
TREMBLING MAN 2: SWEATY MAN
Also this fucking look. So many fucking indieshit games have this exact look.
>>340908495
Is this nigga nervous or something? Feels like he's gonna have a nervous breakdown and throw up everywhere
You would be nervous too you bunch of fucks.
Feh.
>obligatory stuttering indie man
Is this gonna happen every year? Still, seems like a cool guy.
>>340909367
You, Anonymous!
>>340909846
bf1 is in 5 minutes
>>340909203
>implying that Titanfall 2 gameplay wasn't FUCKING GLORIOUS
they really shit the bed putting their most interesting game by far at the beginning of the conference
The went out and found a whole studio of trembling men! Together they will make the perfect EA-brand indie game.
>>340909994
looks like carbuncle desu
>art game
Iron
Looks kinda like Creavures
GAY
Reminder to report and ignore shitposts. Mods are here watching these threads. Do not clog them by biting every fucking hook.
>>340909665
Titanfall 1 was on PC, only PS4 is new
JUST SHOW FUCKING BF1 JESUS THIS CONFERENCE FUCKING BLOWS
>>340910019
a little of that's just the accent. He's doing a good job either way.
SPILLING HIS SPAGHETTI HARD CORE
hahahaahahaha literally ori and the blind forest
Ori but shit
Nobody is buying this guy's bullshit.
>Ori made a lot of money so let's make our own
Permanent ban on all indie games when?
>Ori and the Blind Forest ripoff
No thanks
AngelThump
![20140711023731[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rZ5gTGf.png "20140711023731[1].png")
>>340909978
>Wanting to live in Chicago
Hows your murder rate going?
>indie games ran by EA
Its like fucking satire at this point
oh cool, a shitty indie game disguised as a "story-driven" shit pile.
When are we going to wipe Sweden from the face of the Earth?
Can we dub this type of games Icolikes?
>art
Bethesda is up next after this in a couple of hours.
Who wants to kill ourselves together?
I feel so bad for those non company men who have to present
they all look terrified
this is the same guy from last year right?
does he legit have a problem or something
Does he need a hug? He is on the verge of tears
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GAY AS FUCK.
Holy fuck I havent been able to smell for a decade but this reeks of being incredibley pretentious
>>340910058
kek. this meme is my new favorite
is fucking anyone going to buy this game?
>>340909959
>be part of some small indie studio
>EA showers you with money
>Suddenly you have to make E3 presentation
I would spill my spaghetti too.
EA conference so fucking weak. Fucking zero hype for anything
>tfw EA throws trembling indie devs to the gaming press wolfpacks for the amusement of the company's wicked master, Satan himself
so this is basically about muslims invading western "forests"
LIMBO: With Color this Time
>another spaghetti swedecuck
Connect to the forest
pls buy my game
I hope the silent ones are a metaphor for humanity
it's Ori and the Blind Forest + The Witness
Nervous presenter made the game sell well last time so they're doing it again
Oh my fucking god.
If they're purposely trying to recreate the nervous yarn guy from last year they can fuck off.
What the fuck is this?
>we're not going to hold your hand
>the game will tell you what to do
He was nervous as fuck but has calmed down. Game still looks meh though.
LITERAL ORI RIPOFF
>>340910453
He's the head of a tiny games studio
He's probably never been on stage before. I'll give him credit
Swedes shouldn't be allowed on the stage, they always piss themselves.
>>340910453
nah he's just a beta swede
And where's the gameplay?
>>340910372
I live inArizona
Isn't this just Ori and the Blind Forest? Even the music sounds in a similar vein.
CUE THE CELLO
Tumblr will be all over this.
>>340910058
Let me guess, nigs don't play soccer.
THE BAD GUY IS MAN
ISN'T THAT DEEP OR WHAT
>"it's like Shelter mixed with Aquaria"
Original indie games, everybody.
does this hurt any body elses eyes?
>>340910469
>not a 2d platformer
Dunno about that Anon
wow it's a game that looks aesthetically like every other indie game with music gameplay sounds really exciting can't wait
What wasted potential
The game actually looks aesthetically pleasing
>indie games are better than EAs
kek
I fucking hate art
>it's 3d
Well, colour me interested.
Did that flower just scream at you?
>spending more time on this stupid "art" game than on Mass Effect or Titanfall
jesus fucking christ EA
Bethesda conference up next. Who wants to an hero with me?
>no dialog
>thing clearly says HEY
nice try EA. won't get fooled again
You know what was a cool nature indie game?
Shelter. That game was great. Playing as a mama badger taking care of her young.
What a shitty looking game.
UGH IT'S SO DEEP GUYS
It looks actually pretty cool.
Limbo & Stitch
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340910673
>implying you wouldnt in front of thousands of people
WE WUZ FOOTBALL PLAYAS N SHIET
Indie art garbage with shallow gameplay and deep on pretentious muh feels so deep story telling.
NO THX
It lookscomfy
I WANT TO PLAY JADE'S GAME
>>340910487
It looks kinda comfy to me. Maybe when it's on sale.
FUCK THE ABOMINATION THAT IS BATTLEFRONT
FUCK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
yay stor wors.
>>340910883
Sounds good
Looks cute actualy
JOURNEY
RIPOFF!
>>340910847
Mass Effect and Titanfall are shit though too
>it's an "artsy indie shit with some ham fisted environmentalist message" game
STAR WARS
HERE WE GO NIGGA
And the most pretentious game of E3 goes to...swedecuck!
Journey mixed with Ori and the Blind Forest, huh? Looks kinda cute. Not showstopping but cool
Sweden yes
Next up, Refugee volunteer simulator
JADE'S GAME
JADE LET ME LICK YOUR BUTT
MY FUCKING EARS
really makes you think
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY SPEAKERS
HOLY SHIT, SHE'S LITERALLY ALL LEGS
OH BOY STARWARS NOW
>>340910740
OH C'MON
>>340910958
>>340910984
Fuck off.
woah
Will you play Fi's game anon?
So the Silent are an allegory for refugees?
>Starshit
fucking disney just die
OH SHIT JADE RAYMOND
why is this hippy slut talking to me about starwars
OH BOY, STAR WARS, WHO WANTS TO SEE A CORPSE GET VIOLATED?
>JADE
OH BOY
MORE STAR WARS RAPE!
JADE
Hnnnnnngh
>JADE FUCKING RAYMOND
>STAR WARS.
NOOOOOOOOOO.
I WANNA PLAY JADE'S GAME
JADES GAAAAAME
Stars Wars boyz
>>340910628
Indeed. EA is the most corporationy corporation. Everything is calculated.
BUY JADE'S GAME
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a woman
JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol fucking cut amirite gamergater bros?
IMPERIAL COMMANDOS INCOMING
Hi boys ;)
>Still trying to shill TORtanic
OH GOD
Holy shit, it's Jade. It's fucking JADE.
STRONK WOMYNZ
STAR WARS AMIRITE BOYS xD
oh boy star wars what fun
Damn she aged like cheese.
I hate this one color scheme 'artstyle'
JAAAAAAAAAAADE!
>JADE RAYMOND
I'LL BUY YOUR GAME, JADE
I WANT TO PLAY JADE'S GAME
>>340910673
>small indie developer not used to going on stage in front of major events
>is expected to be just as confident as the EA officials who are used to going on stage
J-JADE RAYMOND?
SHE'S BACK
BUY FUCKING STAR WARS
>>340910984
LOL XD
>>340910929
dude star wars lmao
