Bringin you the beauty of ayylien life forms
>>340908452
>new ayylien
>blue person with facepaint
>>340908452
As long as the gay option isn't another offense stereotype like Dorian, I'll be fine
>>340908452
MANJAW
>>340908452
Why is she so fat
>>340908452
who gives a shit
>>340908452
thats a man jaw.. MAN JAW
>>340908452
what the fuck is that
>>340908846
That's just an Asari with some shit on her face you idiot. Not a new alien.
>>340908987
When will this meme end? So many female characters have jaws like that because women have jaws like that. It's not manjaw at all. It's normal female jaw. Are /v/ just too used to seeing anime girls drawn without features? I bet you think she has a mannose as well because it's more than two lines joined together.
>>340908452
>M A N
>J A W
Is she going to be romanceable though?
>>340909432
You're right!
This means we can have no attractive females at all, ever.
Can I have sex with her
>>340909687
She has eyebrows, which means yes.
>>340909432
I work with loads of women and none of them have that much of a manjaw.
>>340909718
Yeah that's the conclusion I immediately jumped to upon seeing this one unattractive character
>>340908452
>>340908452
GOOD LORD
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>340909718
You already have tons of attractive grills though, what's a few unattractive grills going to hurt?
>>340908452
How?
How do you ruin asari?
>>340910878
>tons of attractive grills
Yeah, especially in Cisquisition
>>340908452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
>>340908452
>>340909687
>>340911606
>that's supposed to be an asari
>the most sexual and attractive race canonically
>they're even based on cute green girls from Star Trek
They did. They fucking did. Bravo Fagware.
>>340908452
Jesus Christ, just keep true to the original that you are ripping off, don't go full SJW.
![ed81c0c0e256eadbae36d1d22c33ba17-10-reasons-you-should-never-shave-your-beard[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jOztkZk.jpg "ed81c0c0e256eadbae36d1d22c33ba17-10-reasons-you-should-never-shave-your-beard[1].jpg")
>>340909687
>that harsh jaw skin, due to shaving
MAN JAW
AYYYY LMAO
NICE FACEPAINT
>>340911606
There were some attractive ladies in Inquisition
But you couldn't romance any of them and none of them were in your party
>>340908452
>Chosing asari over quarian.
Good thing my waifu alien specie cant be fuck by but face designs
>They fucked up Asaris
Wooooow
At least they can't fuck up Quarians and Volus, since you can see their faces
>>340917913
Meh
>>340917913
>female protag
No
>>340908452
>asari can be ugly too!
Fuck this shit. I'm so glad i've not seen anything that's made me regret swearing off them after ME3.
>>340918229
are you stupid
>>340909687
That's a chick?
>>340917913
Still haven't fixed the everyone looks greasy thing?
Never change BioWare
>>340908452
>alien species
>has human features
>>340917913
Looks like a weird mix of Reboot Lara and Anita
>>340917913
>ugly spic female
wew
>>340917913
I like it
>>340908452
>race of aliums that make themselves Hot to any other race by Psy.
>ugly as shit
>>340918708
at least she isn't ashley, she might be cute ingame
So what are the odds that they won't reuse the same set of stock animations that they've been using for almost 10 years now?
>>340919042
Stop kidding yourself, Juan.
that man face
>>340919030
liara mom was ugly
NEW CHALLENGER!
>>340919851
Which mom? The bartender or Benezia?
So did they say anything about the premise for Andromeda before or after the trailer? I missed that part of the conference.
>>340912249
>the most sexual and attractive race canonically
different asari attract different kind of species
liara's "father" is full dyke from appearance to personality.
>>340920286
>>340920827
Samara is not Liara's mom you moron.
>>340920097
I find Sera qt in special those blowjob lips hggggnnnnn
>TSEPMET
>TEMPEST
Can there be a more generic and plain name for a ship?
>>340913195
Oh god it's a human-to-asari transspecies.
>>340921178
i know that
>>340909245
EASY...
>>340910123
>Eyebrows
I didn't even notice that what the fuck, Asari are meant to be completely hairless. Liara got away with it because her 'eyebrows' were markings that you could see weren't hair close up but that looks like actual hair, are they shitting on their own lore yet again?
Why was best woman not fully romancable. They better give me my milf in Andromeda
>>340921537
YesEnterprise
>>340917913
ugh
>>340921373Why no sfm porn?
>>340921537
looks like shit too
>>340921537
Would you rather it be called the Shepard?
>>340913195
Mass Effect was just a Farscape rippoff all along
>>340921893
Top-tier ayy milf, I got a thing for older women
>>340908452
>>340917913
>>340920097
Is Bioware incapable of making hot chicks anymore?
Inklings in ME:A confirmed.
>andromeda
>androgynous
2016 reached the future
>>340908890
Dorian was cool it was just his loyalty mission that sucked ass
>>340909432
>all women are ugly
Where in America do you live faggot?
>>340922161
or was it a Master of Orion ripoff ? or was it a Revelation Space ripoff ?
>>340909432
fuck off back to tumblr
>>340922431
pretty sure they've been uglifying their characters since DA:I on purpose to make them more real and prevent accusations of sexualization
>>340922431
>be me working at BioWare
>my job is to model characters in our upcoming games
>spend 2 weeks sketching and designing
>after few months it's done
>show it at meeting
>literally 10/10 qts that every player would instantly fall for
>bunch of female co-workers at meeting get offended by sexualizing genders
>everyone else agrees
>gotta scrap all my work and make ugly spics
>>340922682
It's a Star Control 2 ripoff.
>>340922431
The only attractive female bioware has ever made was liara
>>340908452
Literally Dana Carvey in face paint.
>>340908452
I don't think I can ever buy a bioware game again. There's a reason people ignore ugly women in real life, why would I want them in my video games.
Superior
That's not manjaw
That's man-fucking-face
>>340918547
there aren't any male asari
so, yes
>>340917549
To bad your alien waifu will go into severe anaphylactic shock if you give her the D.
At least they could make a fuckable cute dickgirl Asari as they have gone this far into fagland.
>>340908452
jesus christ that's fucking awful who gives these things permission to go through? are they fucking blind?
>>340917913
Shnoz Effect
>>340923391
now persuade gw to give out the license for a female character that doesnt involve armor paint :^)
>>340923734
You forget about all those meds they can be hopped up on.
At most they just end up with something similar to a cold.
>>340917913
not as bad as DA:I
>>340917549
lol
>>340917913
In the future white people are extinct I see.
>>340920097
Grimes?
I don't know. Maybe, just maybe we'll have some actual aliens this time around.
>>340924165
>lazily edited stock photo that doesn't match ANYTHING in the designs the art guy was told to make
Something's canon, but it ain't that shit
>>340924165
>stock image photoshop
Does it get any lower?
Whens EDI?
>>340917913
she looks like Dina
>>340908452
Goddamn that looks like a dude with a five o clock shadow at a glance
Fuck off
>>340924564
How did such a cool character become shit when she became just another sexual object?
>>340924564
>she will never ride your face and make you tongue-fuck her dripping robo-slit through her latex outfit
>>340924564
I like how they're pushing muh unconventional beauty, but they give a robot the prettiest face and body to make her attractive.
It's like when negresses are drawn with white features for black acceptance.
>>340909432
There is a difference between male and female jawlines
>>340921537
That's not even how Alliance Navy ship naming conventions work
>>340924880
whats the problem cuck boy not enough overwatch threads?
>>340920679
>different asari attract different kind of species
No they don't. Don't you remember that random NPC conversation from 1 where two different species of alien are talking about what the Asari sitting near them looks like?
>>340922541
This, Dorian was bro-tier
>>340925304
it's not the alliance anything anymore, it's a Citadel-sanctioned colonization effort
>>340922946
From my experience it's usually hipster dudes that get all pissy. Most chicks are totally fine with actually attractive females.
>>340917913
Woof.
There a video of this new mass effect shit or not?
>>340925570
>women cant be hipster
>"women" in the tech industry arent mostly bitter lusty socialpath hipster
>>340908452
Teenage mutant Ninja Asari?
>>340922161
mass effect rips off Babylon 5 you dumbfuck
>>340908452
You ARE buying my game, right anon?
>>340922431
>waah waahhhhh I need hot chicks I need my jewllywood
Maybe shes one of the rare fugly Asaris out there due genetic degeneracy.
Why Bioware would choose to make only ugly girls as central characters is beyond me. Women don't like ugly characters very much, its incredibly rare they would ship an ugly fatass of a male character, let alone make their own character look ugly as fuck. Theres a reason there was not many female players playing Horde in World of Warcraft when it was in its golden age.
If they think its going to boost their customership, they're wrong. Those who keep crying for more inclusivity in games dont actually play or purchase any games. And your common casual doesnt give a fuck about inclusivity, they want escapism where they're handsome or beautiful heroes in an epic scifi setting, surrounded by cool characters.
>eyebrows
EA is cancer.
Trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk_s2oPlTKY
>>340926119
Oh my god.
Asari are supposed to be prettier, also her fucking skin doesnt have that asariness to it
>>340926658
>her
>>340925826
>>340925826
bump you fucking niggers
>>340908452
WHY?
>>340926658
Might be an Asari/Krogan hybrid.
>>340926187
Anon, I'm gay. I just want to know why Bioware's so afraid of attractive characters.
>>340926392
Because the asari is a companion you can ignore anytime. 100% the default femshep will follow the guidline of nu lara: an 8/10 hyped up to be some everyday jane with unernergetic voice acting to not alienate dudebros while appealing to hambeast (which you can already hear in the trailer).
>>340927173
So was liara's "father" and she looked good.
>>340924564
I want EDI to fuck me in the ass till i cant walk.
>>340917913
That nose
Why does every female character need to be attractive to you?
>>340928764
Because who the fuck wants an ugly person in their escapism? Enough of us have to deal with being ugly in real life.
Ugliness is perceived as such for a fucking reason. It's a term to describe something unattractive or unappealing.
>>340928764
this is the dumbest question I have ever seen posted on /v/
>>340908452
Who /already dropped/ here?
>>340929201
>>340929391
Try getting over it? It's much less annoying than being a whiny little bitch.
>>340928764
As my grandmother once said, "Everyone likes looking at a pretty girl." Girls themselves like to see and play as attractive women. It's universal.
this is what realistic women look like, if you are not attracted to this you are an abnormal weeb
>We want the dreamworks audience
>>340921537
>>340928764
Murican "culture". Worst kind of plebs.
>>340929463
I'm not whining over it, Anon.
I'm not even going to play it.
>fucking andromeda galaxy millions of light years away
>ayyliums evolved to look just like humans
the blue cunts in the milky way was pushing it but THIS?
We evolved based on a bunch of completely random mutations occasionally showing up in our DNA, there's a near 0% chance anything similar is ever going to be replicated
>>340925141
>It's like when negresses are drawn with white features for black acceptance.
You mean like in Dragon Age?
>>340928764
Show me one attractive female Bioware character. I'll wait.
>>340929812
Congratulations. Do you also have a list of all the other games that you're not playing?
>>340929730
It's fucking murrikan culture that produced the people demanding diversity and representation by injecting uggos into fucking everything.
>>340929846
It is an asari. Which implies it is shipmate, not some hobo alien.
>>340921664
EZ
>the days of Bioware literally copy pasting porn models as characters are long gone
How sad
>>340929513
nice try
>>340929965
>>340908452
I fucking hate this board
sensationalist 16 year old mememasters looking for any excuse to make new hot memes for /r/4chan
someone literally took the one frame out of her smile animation where she looks like a retard and now everyone spams it all over, good job fucking faggot fucks
And no, im not saying OP's pic looks like a girl, however, this board is full of retarded anime watching faggots who think women look like anime characters, try actually watching the trailer before saying stupid shit
>>340925304
>>340925531
Color scheme looks vaguely Alliance. At least, it looks like the Normandy's colors.
>>340928764
>enemy is 4 CHA elf
>completely new galaxy
>asari are there
let me guess
they're a tribe that was stranded there hundreds/thousands of years ago
>>340923094
No, is actually a Star Control3ripoffexcept somehow worse
>>340930489
Do you blame them? IRL women are disgusting and vile.
>>340930892
At least learn the basic premise. Two words: colony ship.
>>340930892
If you're there, how come other races can't go there?
>>340931069
But i AM a woman andyou are correct, although on the topic of the thread I still have a normal jaw and nobody ever called me a manface
>>340930892
Crewmebers from the fucking milky way, you fuck.
>>340908452
SOME
>>340909687
Looks like bobby from xmen movies
>>340908452
Why is EA giving every woman a hideous manjaw? Is this the Sarkeesian effect?
>>340917913
>still hiding necks
T
O
P
K
E
K
>>340922431
>Boon and co can finally make woman faces
>bioware still stuck in the past even with the power of frostbite.
Wew
>>340909687
>she
>>340930524
Better in the basement then in the attic, in my opinion.
>>340909687
I wish Omar fucking took care of fags at bioware instead of some fags at a gaybar
