Are you still mad? edition
#1 >>340897349
I'm really disappointed
/ck/ reporting
>those moans
also
>no gameplay
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
answer: yes
Andromeda isn't going to be female only protagonist is it?
mass effect looks cool
although frostbite cant do sounds good
I want to play as a Krogan this time.
Playing as a boring shitty human when you have races like Krogans and shit feels awful.
No shitposting.
SPORTS ESPORTS
IT'S IN THE GAME
sports
The fact that there's no trailer for Ass Effect after so many years just shows how troubled the development is
They have no idea what to do and keep stringing everyone on
>>340904364
>>340904364
yes, watching that trailer irritated me immensely
>An amazing story
The story of how Serious Moe broke his arm has more depth then the ME series
Wow 300
nth for someone please post a bingo for me thanks.
Mobile, I heard mobile. Hit the deck!
>>340904652
Recipe or GTFO
ur a gril this tiem btw lol
>Origin
>>340904364
>origin
That still exists?
helo
WE PATCH GAMES
>>340904364
I'll be mad until the end of time.
This guy looks so greasy and I don't care about anything they've shown in the slightest
When are we going to get something hilariously awful instead of just boring? Will we have to wait for Ubisoft?
Man I'm already pissed off with this conference. I mean I expected this EA are always shit but fucking hell.
FFS STOP WITH THIS NECKBEARD FANTASY SHIT I JUST WANT TO SEE THE NEW FIFA SO I CAN LEAVE THIS TURBO NERD BOARD FOR ANOTHER YEAR
>>340904364
>female main is canon
Wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be a tranny.
>last year we updated our games tons and this year it'll be even higher
THEY LITERALLY JUST SAID THEIR GAMES WILL BE SHIT AND THEYLL HAVE TO UPDATE AND PATCH THEM CONSTANTLY
FUCKING HELL AHAHHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>free games
>no cheering
This is so fucking sad.
>>340904364
migrated fomr the first, hows it hanging ?
>lel mobile games, lel EA access
>>340904364
In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time.
They called it the greatest discovery in human history.
The civilizations of the galaxy call it...
MASS EFFECT
Need the report card template please!!!
>>340904652
loving that 'go 'za
>>340904694
Reporting
I expected nothing and I'm still let down
>>340904652
/ck/ here too
>>340904652
For a cu/ck/ you sure have shit taste
CHARITIES TO GAMING
DIVERSE AND INCLUSIVE
>diverse
>he for she
DONATE TO THESE FEMINIST GROUPS /v/!!!
>we give money to white women!
CHARITY
M-MUH TAX RIGHT OFF
Good idea, terrible fucking charites
>FUCKING ANITA
>diverse
>inclusive
>playing EA games funds libcuck propoganda
Just in case you needed another reason not to buy EA garbage.
FEMINISM
>CELEBRATING STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS
LMAO
FEMINISM UH OH
HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE
Wat?
>A DIVERSE AND MORE INCLUSIVE WORLD
Come the fuck on.
How long 'til Battlefield 1?
This triggers /pol/
>>340904364
>No gameplay
I'm so fucking pissed.
SOME SHIT CHARITIES.
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS
GIVE MONEY
EA Consultancy for Woman™
>he for she
What am I listening to right now? What do women have to do with this? I'm lost.
>Charity for women
Ho boy here we go.
strong wimen
>Feminist shit
>Charity
>Inclusive
>STEM
>HeForShe
>National Center for Women & Information Technology
>strong female characters
EA has no shame does it.
>all of these feminist charities
C O
D E
SJWS WIN AGAIN
>sjw shit
what the fuck are they talking about
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS CONFIRMED
I know E3 is shareholder conference, but this is BLATENTLY saying
>HEY RICH PEOPLE BUISNESS OWNERS HIGH CORPORATIONS, BUY OUR STOCK BECAUSE WE WILL MAKE LOADS THROUGH CHARITY.
>>340904652
>shitcongo pizza
>STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS
Video game fans on suicide watch
Is there a more cucked industry and fanbase?
>play our games to support strong female developers
Nope.
EA IS LITERALLY GIVING FEMINISM MONEY
!!!!
FORCED FEMINISM
/d2g/ reporting in
>Woman pandering
Literally quivering with rage, fucking BULLSHIT
>feminism
ah yes very impressive
>NOW YOU CAN GIVE INVOLUNTARY DONATIONS TO FEMINIST CHARITIES WHILE YOU PLAY STAR WARS
>JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED
CIS SCUM
>He for She bullshit
Totally video games
the facial animation on ass effect andro looked weird
IT ISN'T DIVERSE AT ALL IF YOU'RE STUCK PLAYING AS SOME SHITTY HUMAN CUNT
LET ME PLAY AS A FUCKING ALIEN YOU FAGGOTS
FOOTBALL
>Divegrass
>>340904968
its cringeworthy honestly. these ea conferences are always cringeworthy
Why haven't you said your daily 5 Hail Anitas yet anon?
B A S E D P E T E R
>I think we're winning
>strong female characters worth
>mentioning this at all
One dimensional womyn character confirmed.
>celebrating strong female characters
this is getting a tad ridiculous don't you think
Feminism and sports.
HURR FIFA DURR MESSI HURRR SPORTS HURRR
>Winning
/FIFABOYS/
>I think we're winning
>MORE SPORTS
SUCK MY COCK
>Brits are excited about EA
What a shit country
>I THINK WE'RE WINNING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FOOOOOTBOL
>he thinks they're winning
footy humor
I don't get the point of the two conferences.
Can someone explain me this?
>Peter reminding of why Russians must be killed
>The Destroy ending is canon
Get fucked Casey Hudson. Take your weird cyborg assimilation fetish elsewhere.
WHO'S A /STRONG WOMYN GAMER/ HERE?
>FIFA
>A DIVERSE AND MORE INCLUSIVE WORLD
yeah, I think we had a muslim demonstrate that for us just today.
>>340904703
BattlEAfront has amazing sound design
>I think we're winning
:-/
>20 minute player interview incoming
And we're back to SPORTS
>england looked good
>>340904364
>more sports games
zzzzzzz
LITERALLY NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>>340905474
>anime
SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS
WHAT HAS CHARITY TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES
WHAT
THE
FUCK GUYYYYYYYS
Here's a glimpse into FIFA, which will look just like the last 5
Fuck this shit conference I'm going to play Odin Sphere.
DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION
>REVOLUTIONARY YEAR FOR FIFA
So just like every year?
LOOK EVERYONE
IT'S THE AVERAGE BRIT
MY NAME IS ALEX HUNTER
*clap*
Jesus christ this fucking pandering
>1-1
HELLO FELLOW GAMERS
this is terrible
fuck fifa
>Strong female characters in Star Wars
WHO? Is it an army of six Leias?
BlackPanther?
>92nd minute
>......................
>*sound of lead balloon falling*
FIFAR
>thats shitty soccer joke
>nobody laughed
OOGA BOOGA
Who's the nigga?
Soccer is gay
>>340904364
Another year and they still have fucking NOTHING to show us about ME:A. Fucking Shit, what are they doing?
WHO?
>They sped up the footage of the HD soccer games so people wouldn't have time to notice how samey they look
JUST SHOW THE GAME YOU USELESS FUCK
>that SNES/Genesis logo playback
Fuck you, EA. You used to be good.
Look at that slav tracksuit
OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING STOP
>feminist pandering
Ugh.
MESSI
WE
WUZ
SPORTZ
N
SHIT
E tree confirmed for rotten fruit.
NOT AGAIN!
CRINGE
WHAT IS THIS WOG DOING?
IT'S PELE ALL OVER AGAIN
>But you will
what did he mean by this?
WE WUZ SOCCA PLAYAS AN BOLLOCKS
>THEY FORGOT TO TURN ON HIS FUCKING MIC
Shouldn't have hired so many women ;^)
Wait, who is Alex Hunter?
Is he a professional soccer player?
oh god, this dindu
>no Mass Effect gameplay
>back to sportz
fuck EA conferences.
yes aye lad
NO NOT AGAIN
KICKIN A BALL IN THE PARK WITH ME MATES
WE WUZ PELE
WE DIVERSE
WE FEMALE AND BLACK CHARACTERS
look at this quintessential british man
PELE WHEN!?!?!?!
WHERE
IS
PELE
>Sports garbage
I should just go back to watching Se7en
EA really likes blacks
Quintessentially British lad right there
People still play FIFA?
wtf is this nigger?
WE WUZ SPORTS
You don't kick around a football, what an idiot.
>Sports games and a sports person
Literally no one cares. Show us some good games
>Diverse and inclusive
>It all goes to white women
lol
>feminism
>niggers
whats next, a cripple?
>>340905764
AND HIS NAME IS PETER GABRIEL AND HE'S 5'6" TALL AND YOU
CANT
TEACH
THAT
>TWITCH CHAT BANNING TriHard
Who is this adidas nigger wtf
>ROONEY
HAHAHAHA
PIP PIP
B E N D I T
E
N
D
I
IT
>STRONK FEMALE CHARACTERS
This has gotta be a parody. Holy shit.
WE
PLAYIN IN THE PARK WIT ME M8S
IM THE BEST MAN I DEED IT
ROSIE ODONNEL AT A BISEXUl BRIDAL SHOWER
>>340905312
Jew Yorker detected
>>340904364
Nah. The disappointment is a part of me now. I'll never expect a new Mass Effect game to be above a 6/10 anymore though.
>>340904652
/sci/ at yo/u/r service
>>340905827
WHI DIS FUGGIN NIGGA ?
nig nog fuck off
LITERALLY
WHO
FUCKING
CARES
ABOUT
FIFA?
3 LIONS
L
I
O
N
S
WE WUZ FOOTBALLERS N SHIET
Why the fuck are the French on the stage?
HOPES AND DREAMS
Are you seriously just having a female MC this time?
>All these /v/ fedora tippers who don't like sports
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Y'SEE THE THING ABOUT ARSENAL IS THAT THEY ALWAYS TRY TO WALK IT IN
>>340905831
It's DAI all oer again.
#Brexit
Why is there always like spoken word or poetry or whatever during EA Sports shit? Like, why? Is the nig the EA CEO's son or something?
t. Alex Hunter
>>
*runs off stage*
I had to mute it. I can't listen to this. It physically pained me.
I heard a lot of you got really triggered when they talked about charity. Is it true?
Thanks young pele
That overacting black guy, god dammit.
CRINGE
>Picks up Xbox and runs
>tfw you realize all power women have has been given to them by men
Sorry about this, America
AND Y'ALL COMING WUTH ME
Why does the EA show always have a guest athlete?
They're not pandering to athletes, they're pandering to fucking gamers
3 LIONS ONthe plane home after being knocked out
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
he's a nigger but i like his prononciation.
london magicks
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST PUT ALL THE SPORTS IN ONE CHUNK.
FUCKING ASSHOLES.
>NO LESTAH
This nigger should have gotten a career in acting. Then he might not be spilling his nigger spaghetti on stage in front of nerds who don't care.
>England
>White
WE SPORTS MOVIES NOW
>STILL SPORTS
THIS FIFA IS CRINGE
CRINGE TIME
What the hell is this?
LOL BLACK PROTAGONIST
FUCK OFF
>Sjw bullshit
QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH
>>340906308
No.
CUM WITH ME WHITE BOI
Can someone post the report card template? I'm joining the party a bit late.
THE PANDERING WON'T STOP
>AND YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME
Anyone else think he was about to pull out a gun?
Fuckin' story mode in FIFA
WHERE THE FUCK IS DORITOES POPE STREAM
![Hatred[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UijH7NT.jpg "Hatred[1].jpg")
YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME
>FIFA
>story
FUCKING STORY IN MY FOOTBALL GAME?
why can't I create a custom player to rise up????
does soccer have to be this aggressively British?
THIS IS MAH JOURNEE
AN UR COMMIN WITH ME
>nobody claps
>FIFA story mode
wtf is this shit?
>story mode starring a black man
How much pander can you do, EA?
>play as a nigger
FUCKING DROPPED
LMAO fifa story mode???
