>2 HOURS UNTIL E3
>EA conference
i dont care
I can not name 1 game I am excited for
>yfw it's fucking nothing
>>340882853
Will it be the year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c
>>340882767
new ip
and also star wars uncharted(aka 1313)
Motorstorm transformations by criterion
I'm really hoping to be surprised at this E3, because there's no game I'm actually waiting for.
>>340882767
name ONE (1) [one] GAME
>Tired gamer
>Don't have any consoles
>Haven't played a new AAA game in months
>Still get excited for E3
They day I lose this is the day I kill myself
>>340882428
What is E3?
>>340882617
This going to the gym and coming hack to watch Bethsda's.
No idea why they even bring sports shit e3 no one besided normalfags even are aware of E3s existence
Will we get stickies this year? Most years we do, some years we don't. Last year there was one before the conferences, but now there's nothing. Hope we get some rolling stickies.
>Skyrim HD
>Dishonored 2
>New content for Fallout 4 or Doom
>EA
Don't even have to watch to know it's going to be nothing but trash.
Anyone got an E3 report card template?
GET HYPE FOR RESIDENT EVIL 7 AND IT HOPEFULLY NOT BEING SHIT
>>340882428
EA conference:
>Let's talk mobile games
>Battlefield wun lel
>half the audience leaves out of boredom
>devil comes up on stage
>Sportgames lel
>Starwars mobile games lel
>finally lights dim
>onemorething.jpg
>ME Andromeda shown to be horde mode shooter with mobile tie-in
>onemorelastthinglel.png
>Mobile game tie ins for everything EA related announced
mark my words /v/
>>340883216
>not watching to laugh at people from EA making fools of themselves.
I want neo-v to leave
>tfw gonna be at work for the next 12 hours
I'll still lurk with my phone but it's just not the same
![kiwiupdownorig-corrected[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YMZTnA7.jpg "kiwiupdownorig-corrected[1].jpg")
im ok
>>340882428
>2 HOURS UNTIL EA conference
So what? EA is cancer.
the ea one is going to be shit but the best part of these conferences is watching them with /v/.
>>340883297
WHAT HAPPENED CRITERIONs new ip?
>>340883216
i really want a new burnout
>>340882428
post yfw ea announcesspore remastered with all the cut content and dlcs
What are the chances it will be cancelled since they just foiled a potential terrorist attack on LA?
>bethesda conference starts at 5am
>waking up for it is impossible and wont feel worth it
>staying awake the entire night for one shitty conference wont be worth it either
what do /v/? stay up or try to sleep a bit earlier?
>>340883573
there was no cut content. spore was just a poorly designed game.
>>340883498
I'm some bored guy on the internet, what did you expect ?i can't actually see the future, anon
>>340883216
That's half the fun.
>>340883654
-%100
>>340883680
>he doesn't know
>>340883670
Move to a civilized part of the world.
>>340883818
I have 100mb/s internet, fucknugget
who got sleep
not me
>>340883897
100mb/s internet doesn't make E3 happen at a reasonable time of day.
>>340883959
I got a full 8 hours of sleep and plenty of mountain dew with me so I am good for go when thegoodconferences are lit
>Comfy theatre keeps lagging
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Any other streams besides twitch and that?
I have a list of broken dreams.
>not-shit crash bandicoot game
>new tony hawk's pro skater that isn't complete dogshit
>spyro revival that isn't skylanders trash
>NX actually good
>Sony Xperia Play 2
>Kero Blaster 2
>Burrito Galaxy release date
>HL3
>New trailer for The Undersidenever ever
>Mario Party 11: We stopped doing that stupid shit with the fucking car and the mini-stars edition
>Cave Story anything that isn't a new release
>Splat2n
>Tomb Raider game that plays like the original games and not everything post-PS1 era
>new non-handheld kirby
>new non-handheld animal crossing
>new parappa that actually has greenblat involved
>jet set radio reboot
>undertale update
>nintendo deciding to produce a not-shit cartoon based on a non-zelda series
>the guy behind rhythm heaven stops being sick
>new la-mulana 2 trailer
>generally good vidya
>dedede game
>bowser gameBUT HEY WHY WOULD ANYTHING GOOD EVER HAPPEN
>>340883897
What does that have to do with what he just said kek
>>340883670
take naps betweet conferences.
If you sleep you die.
WHERE DO WE WATCH EA'S CONFERENCE?
>Going to miss Sony's thing because of work
Dammit, that's one of the ones I wanted to see most.
>>340882428
EA IS ALREADY LEAKING SHIT
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fz1si
SOMEONE HELP I CANT MAKE COMMENTS ON COMFYTHEATRE ANYMORE
all im hyped for is dishonored2 and maybe prey2
>5am
what do
>>340882767
For Honour?
>>340882617
I thought EA is gonna boycott E3 like Activision?
What happened?
>>340884327
they have their own event outside the E3 premises.
>>340884158
Yeah that's probably my best bet, and of course tons of coffee as well
>>340883670
I'll go sleep after the shitposting for EA's conference has died down a bit, then wake up for Bethesda. The conference might be shitty but at least there's a good chance of them showing Dishonored 2.
> Yuropoor
> only conference I can watch tonight is EA
Anything to look forward to besides BF1 gameplay ?
Should I eat din dins now or during?
Who is else is watching E3 with their bro?
>South Park: Fractured But Whole release date
>Persona 5 stream from Atlus
And I guess maybe Wolfenstein stuff, but only cause I just played New Order.
I'm sure there'll be some surprises but that's what I looking forward to.
>>340884318
>ubisoft
how many times will you retards fall for this?
>>340882767
>>340883119
No Phantom/Potter-kun?
>>340884189
stream twitch via chromecast on TV.
Can still shitpost with laptop in bed.
>>340884210
>Titanfall 2
Who could possibly give a shit
>>340884546
Wish I had someone to watch it with
>>340884234
>>340884234
>>340884234
>>340884234
>>340884234
PLEASE RESPOND
Dishonored 2 gameplay aw shit nigga.
>>340882767
Dishonored 2, my man. If you're not hyped for that, you have no soul.
EASY ALLIES NOW LIVE
E3 HYPEEE LET'S GOOOOO
>Not watching the EA conference
Its always the publishers that have the most retarded ones.
Geof Keighly stream where?!
>>340884678
wanna skype ?call: rainman
>staying up from 6am to 11pm with 2 hours of sleep from the night before
Why am i doing this im going to be fucking dead
Literal e3 newfag here. From where do you watch this?
>>340882428
>good Japanese games
>none of which will be heading to PC
That's fucking it. Next console gen I'm buying a PS5 on launch, I'm tired of having to sit on the edge of my seat on whether publishers will care about PC this time around. I'd rather have no gaemz than constantly living in suspense on if I'll get the hottest newest multiplats at all. I can live with 30FPS in shitty western multiplats.
>>340884245
go sleep and wake up normally
watch all the trailers in 1080p while eating breakfast
catch up with fresh memes on /v/ and shitpost like usual
>>340884791
I cant watch through the sports bits without tuning it out
>>340883023
I feel you
>>340882767
Persona 5
Getting my pizza delivered 20 minutes prior. Laptop open and streaming on other PC. I am so ready to shitpost
>>340884907
Then just play on an emulator or something whilst its one.
So which random celebrity EA gonna bring this year?
>>340884704
HELP ME YOU KEKHOLDS
NIGGA
WHAT YOU
>DRINKIN
>FORTAN
FOR THE CONFERENCE??
>>340884840
there
>>340882767
La-Mulana 2
Best way to watch it (stream site)?
>>340884909
i want to fuck momiji
>>340884791
It's nothing compared to Ubisoft. EA still tries to have a semblance of professionalism while Ubisoft has le comedian potty mouthed jive ass meming nigress
>>340884840
YouTube and Twitch will have it. There will be hundreds of links when it starts anyway, just stick to /v/ and you'll be set for all of E3.
Have we got the /v/ chat up or the link?
>>340884995
kanye west
>>340884871
normally im waking up for work at 8
but yeah sounds reasonable
>>340884757
>Play Dishonored for the first time
>Hard difficulty, no kills, a bunch of stuff like grenade indicators and quest markers turned off
>Having a lot of fun exploring and stuff
>Get to part where I have to knock out whatshername's uncle and put him in a safe place so he won't be killed
>Objective is never checked off no matter where I put him
>Give up, turn on quest markers
>You have to put him in one specific dumpster
I really hope 2 doesn't do anything like this. I should never be forced to use quest markers because the game doesn't do anything else to suggest where you're supposed to go.
More excited for Bethesda today, but I do hope for a Dead Space 4.
A good one, okay? No micro-transactions and not scary bullshit.
KEK SHOWS UP AS KEK NOW
>>340883720
It's all of the fun.
>>340884840
bestgamers
>>340884623
Fall for what? wanting to see what they are making with this? Oh boy I felt.
I know they took your money, and lunch box too but its not my fault you dont have spine to stop paying for shit when you can live a corsair life and pay only for best wenches.
I want that game to be good, if not I have more than enough to keep me busy.
Also pic releted is coming home too, MORE WHARHAMMER 40k
>>340884729
hypest hype
>>340885217
? What did he mean by this?
>>340883216
I'm only watching to see how hard they fuck up again.
>>340885165
>Hard difficulty, no kills,
Literally the worst way to play.
>>340884915
I hope there's a new trailer at E3 and it blows my fucking mind, because man, the 5 month delay and no dual audio killed my fucking spirit.
Is it even possible for EA to have a good conference? What would save it?
It's gonna be a barrrel of laughs
So who's today again?
What game are you guys playing when E3 gets to he inevitable boring bits? I'm gonna be going through Kirby Robobot's true arena.
>Battlefield 4 trailer had no sound
>Uncharted trailer took 30 seconds to start, then the controller didn't work so they had to restart it
I hope there are more technical difficulties this year. That's always fun.
>tfw no gf to cuddle with while i watch e3
>>340885395
If anything hearing the dub will only kill it more.
>>340885313
motherfucking Streum getting to make the 40K game they always wanted, and it looks good
my dick is diamonds
>>340885054
LEWD RUDE AND CRUDE
Where are you guys going to be watching it?
>>340885419
Battlefront 3. The cancelled one.
What's your pre-show meal?
>tfw no new Dead Space
Am I too late?
Who has the best commentary for E3?
>>340885472
FE:Fates Revelation. On ch 21 now, grinding supports and skill stuff to pass on to kids.
Been spacing out the 3 campaigns so as to not get tired of them. I still like the game, the story is just kind of ass.
>>340885568
i want to FUCK momiji
>>340884757
Im Pariah than. This game is assasin wanna be or something, nothing of value.
>>340885590
WAKE ME UP(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
>>340882428
How are people still hyped for this shit
Gaming is dead
>>340885686
not sure about best but I'm going to watch easyallies stream just for bosman and huber
>>340883016
jackie chan... FUCK
Will there be a sticky?
>>340885604
Coffee.
Popcorn during the show.
>>340885589
youtube, the official one cause i'm boring.
>>340885686
DEMOLITON D
>>340882767twewy sequel
>>340885808
that fancy rolling sticky would be great.
What are you guys looking forward to the most or just hoping for?
Only thing I can think of that I'm looking forward to seeing more of is Dishonored 2 and perhaps Mankind divided. Also still holding out hope that Ubisoft hasn't totally shelfed Rayman.
>>340885217
Did you mean cuck ?
>>340885842
This
>>340885313
not him but im not sure anymore, at least for the last few years, if ubisoft have any clue what they are doing.
every game they did, even if sales were good, is instantly forgotten
Meh, Titanfall 2's single player could be okay.
this is the first e3 since iwata died, isn't it?
i wonder what nintendo will do?
>>340882767
Mass effect Andromeda
>>340885604
that looks great
care to share the recipe?
>>340884128
>Bieruta Galaxy relaese date
Don't remind me.
>>340885542
If they make good bolter sound like in first DOW im gonna cum just form that.
But I hope it wont be next Vermintide, I enjoy it dont get me wrong...but there a 2 things I cant get over with.
1. Lack of substance and things to do without full party TS group
2. Optimalization is shit and need work on stability too.
>>340885483
>letting pussy distract you from the most important event of the year
I dumped my gf so I'd have time for E3
>>340885542
Streum should work on EYE 2
>>340886082
Here's a leaked image from their new E3 direct
>>340885868
LITERALLY NEVER EVER
>mfw every protagonist is a minority.
>>340885625
visceral is making the new starwars game
>>340886149
Looks like salmon and noodles with veggies.
I try to watch it every year, but I cringe super easily and end up watching half of it muted or alt tabbing away.
Pls help.
>>340886176
I mean, they still post progress on twitter, /agdg/, and the newsletters.
But CHRIST are they taking their sweet-ass time with it.
>>340885901
Dishonored 2 being harder than Dishonored 1. Deus Ex MD not being easier than Deus Ex HR. More Nier Automata, more Ace Combat, more FFXV, more Gravity Rush, more Persona 5. Whatever Capcom's not-Dead Rising game is. Impossible but I still believe tier: TWEWY2.
I wonder what Machiavellian shit EA will plan this year. Also they better not pull another fucking Pelé, Jesus Christ that was horrible.
>>340886082
There is a Zelda stream and then some other Treehouse stuff. That's it.
>>340886476
of course but looks like there some sauce and maybe spinach or something
>>340885045
Some speshul snowflake stream that /v/ anons post in the sticky,less server load=no buffering and that sweet sweet /v/ OC in chat
>>340882767
But muh Noman cares skies!
It's got space, and planets and uhh
and uhh
and uhhh
WHERE WILL STREAMS BE?
>>340885901
Zelda Wii U
the reelease dates for the 3DS Dragon Quest games
For Honor
>>340886841
Dungeons.
>>340885901
The South Park game.
New Zelda looking promising in some way.
Persona 5 info. But that's so far away I can't get that hyped yet.
Is there anything to get excited over the EA stream?
Battlefield maybe? Is that EA?
whens mount and blade lads
who here depressed and lonely yet still look forward to e3
>have exams coming up
>can't get comfy at all for E3 because of them
Can't wait until I'm a NEET and don't have to worry about any of this shit.
>>340882767
dark souls 3 dlc ?
>>340885901
Actual gameplay from mass effect.
Dishonored 2 gameplay.
Persona 5 info.
what's a good video game play while watching E3? I don't want to play FTL, binding of Isasac, Risk of Rain, or Enter the Gungeon because I already played the shit out of them. I'm not really interested in another roguelike/lite either. What is a good game for this? Someone help me please!
>>340887039
I'll make you company anon
>>340886863
This. What's the best stream?
Can anyone direct me to the stream that plays Band Geeks? Apparently this is a /v/ tradition I've missed every year
Who's hyped for Todd here?
>>340887098
play Yakuza 5 and just do Taxi Missions
I'm only watching microsoft and sony press conferences this year. I watched them all last year and only those two felt hype/worth your time as far as e3 press conferences go.
>>340887160
See >>340886763
Wait for the sticky / e3 threads retard,there'll be a link to the /v/ stream
EA is gonna be the worst one. Which they would switch with Bethesda.
>>340886938
>Persona 5 info. But that's so far away I can't get that hyped yet.
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SO LONG
OH GOD HELP ME
>>340885901
Sea of thieves
Crash
Zelda
>>340883216
You don't watch EA to see new content, you watch it to laugh at them
>>340886251
this is an autistic person everyone
>>340886863
>>340887160
Gametrai...oh.
>>340887179
>Apparently this is a /v/ tradition I've missed every year
Should really go back to ribbit in that case
>>340885901
P E R S O N A
Will anyone ever out cringe Ubisoft?
>drowsy
>noboyfriend who can keep me awake
>probably will fall asleep during ea conference
suffering
>>340887043
this exactly
>>340887043
>depressed
>can't get comfy at all for E3 because of it
Can't wait until I'm successful in life so I don't have to worry about this
>watching e3 when the euros will be on
shiggy diggy
>>340882428
What's the name of the really comfy stream with the E3 drinking game? I really want to watch it there.
>>340884104
brettygood
>>340887138
>alien
For the hope of my sanity i sincerely hope that this is ironic and there is no way in hell that there are people here so young that they haven't seen spongebob
>>340887039
its fun to watch with /v/
>>340884757
>wanting to play SJW garbage
>>340887475
Literally watching Ubisoft for the cringe. Also, Division
>>340887491
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>340887448
just watch easy allies
This is the first time where I'm going to primarily focus on the Sony stream.
I usually just check up on Nintendo and if Sony's got anything decent I'll watch it too but since Nintendo is just showing a few games, only one of which I actually give a shit about, it's going to be the reverse.
>EA shoehorns in something about Orlando right at the last minute
>>340887589
How do you deal with the cringe, tell me your secrets.
>>340887542
> so young that they haven't seen spongebob
or maybe by an oldfag who grew up before spongebob came out
So is Mass Effect Andromeda dead or what? Not much info as of late and the Mass Effect writer left EA not too long ago.
>>340884840
http://comfytheatre.co uk/e3/
>>340885419
Tod confirming that he sold his soul to bethesda, apologizing for it, and comitting sudoku with an xbone controller on stage. Then his kaishakunin (who?) decapitates him with a PS4 controller.
>>340887497
At least you don't have a life-changing thing literally 12 or so hours after the Sony conference ends at fucking 4am.
I just want to watch E3 without thinking about other things for ONCE in my fucking life.
Sick and tired of it.
>>340887495
We'll get through it, anon.
>>340887523
people still care about soccer?
I thought the fad died already
>>340887657
>few games
it just zelda. not few games
>tfw I'm gonna miss most of the conferences because they're either on too late or I'll be at work
>tfw I can't call in sick or book holiday time off because it's my first week at a new job
![tumblr_lyi1p6BxRe1qkekq9o10_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/uMhoXTK.gif "tumblr_lyi1p6BxRe1qkekq9o10_250[1].gif")
>>340885793
>>340887039
I don't even know why I watch it, I just repeat the same pattern of behavior
>>340887708
I don't, but it's funny to watch with friends and laugh at it.
>>340883216
You don't watch E3 to get hype at shit. That's just a good bonus if it happens.
You watch E3 to laugh at idiots making fools of themselves.
where's the /v/ stream?
Has anyone sat down and made an updated drinking game for the various conferences this year?
>>340887772
There's also Pokemon and a few others I can't name off the top is my head, but they're not part of the main conference.
>>340887772
AFAIK they only have Zelda on the floor, not just Zelda for the event
>>340887703
>yfw they announce a Rollercoaster Tycoon-esque Disney World game
>>340884318
>>340884318
Seems like there won't be nearly enough content, but I am excited to see what they do with it. Unless they show an unexpected amount of content, this would be a good candidate for a $40 game.
>PC Gamer
>"a couple more guests that we want to keep as a surprise"
>a number 3 appears on the screen and a familiar, slightly rearranged tune can be heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDGD7kwsxM [Embed]
>Team Fortress 3 is announced
>after the announcement, the number 3 still lingers on the screen and the whole world is holding their breath
>GLaDOS's voice says: "I'm sorry, were you expecting someone else?"
>Portal 3 is announced with a short teaser
>after that, the number 3 stays yet again on the screen, everyone literally pissing themselves
>"After all these years." a cold voice says
>"Has it been worth the weight?" G-Man continues
>Half-Life logo appears on the screen right beside the number 3
>>340883014
Fucking this. I can't think of a single already announced upcoming game that makes me go "oh shit I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO PLAY THAT!"
>PLAY IT FOR ON XBOX ONE
>WITH EA ACCESS
>>340886340
https://youtu.be/ODZE5peUfWQ
>mfw every protag is an anime girl
>>340887731
Spring 2017 release date. Probably won't hear much about it until late summer or fall.
I'm interested in Titanfall 2. They just released a single player trailer. Lokks pretty fucking neat. Protags mech is sentient. All the mechs might be sentient battle bros this time around.
>>340882959
Never seen that. It was great
>>340888108
>>340887785
>asked for a day off at work to watch e3
>sony press conference is tomorrow at 4 am anyway, so i'll still miss it and it's the only one i really care about
>>340887731
>Casey Hudson left
If true thank good. He was a hack.
And of course it isn't dead you moron. Even if it isn't a finished game EA will still publish it.
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/742060699652784128
HOLY SHIT BASED
>>340888108
People still care about HL3?
>>340888108
>SEGA's conference afterwards
>"So apparently Valve's conference was all about 3, but we've got another third game on the way"
>New Crush 40 song starts to play
>>340887703
What's this about Orlando?
>>340888194
ALEX JONES?!?!?
>>340888108
If they did even just Portal 3 theyd steal the show
But if they actually fucking show HL3 it will join the likes of Twilight Princess and their HL2 showing as the best E3 reveals
Everyone wouldbe BTFO by it
>>340888476
Always.
>>340888465
fuck off phil
>>340884809
which one are you family
>>340888476
I'd take Portal 3 over HL3 anyday
>>340888673
it probably actually is Phil
![explodingHead[1].gif~c200.gif](https://i.imgur.com/Q6BC036.gif "explodingHead[1].gif~c200.gif")
Why care....
>paying attention to shitty video games when the biggest terrorist shooting in american history is the hot topic
>>340888780
the idea that phil makes a post about himself being "HOLY SHIT BASED" makes me laugh
1 HOUR
>>340888558
50 people got culturally enriched in a gay bar.
>>340888907
AWWGUST
>>340888108
Stannis is alive??
Spoil me more, senpai
>>340888465
the based god
>>340888108
>All released together as The Orange Cube (Cube=^3, get it?)
>>340886251
>Not getting a gf so you can be receiving a blowjob the very same moment Episode 3 is announced
>>340888872
Exactly...
>>340884128
>undermeme
Kill yourself
So Nintendo doesn't even have a direct? How are we supposed to learn about the new Zelda or anything else? Do we really have to watch fucking tree house play the game for hours to learn about it?
>>340886251
Good job.
>>340888872
>Wanting to horrid shit going on in the real world
>Not secluding yourself in gaming
You don't belong on this board.
>>340882428
FUCKING START ALREADY JESUS
>>340889127
You seem triggered.
