Is Samus a cougar?
>>340873456
No that's Rosalina
>>340873456
Get that shit tier pair outta here
>>340873456
She's not even 30
>>340873456
>woman likes shotas
cougar
>man likes lolis
pedo
She's an anal fiend.
>>340873456
No, she is a cool big sister.
>>340873456
She's into domination of small men which is why she likes little mac
>>340873456
No, she is a bird
She's Doomguy as a girl
>>340874007
I'm pretty sure a woman who likes small boys is still a pedo. A cougar just likes younger men, not children.
>Sexy older women who want to have sex with virgin boys half their age
Only exists in cartoons
Samus x Little Mac is the only true ship
>>340873456
No, she's a human.
>tfw you were never molested by a sexy female pedophile
>now it's too late
>>340875359
Don't even. It's a massive-ass double standard, and you know it. Same ages and everything.
>>340876968
>Molested
>Implying I wasn't willing
>>340876968
>Tfw you probably could've but nothing ever happened
Even wirse
Most fan timelines I've seen put Samus in or around her early 30s. Of course, we don't actually know her canon age post-Fusion.
>>340873456
But Megaman is older?
>tfw a 30 something wanted to do me when I was 14 but I was too indifferent at the time
FUCKING ME REEEEEEEE
>>340873456
I think it's implied she's into older men?
>>340878114
>Metroid release date: August 6, 1986
>Mega Man release date: December 17, 1987
Unless you're talking in-universe age, in which case I have no idea.
>>340877041
>Same ages and evverything
No? A cougar goes for men in their early 20's/late teens
I don't know where you get your information from, but it's wrong
>>340878410
It's just the Japs and their onee-chan fetish.
>>340878882
>I'm going to make up bullshit statistics for a term that's vaguely-used! That'll clench this Internet argument for sure and secure my White Knight status!
This is what you sound like.
>>340878219
Literally GitS.
>>340879075
are you a persecuted pedo or something
>>340873456
No, thats a fanart.
>>340873456
She's only like 24 at the end of Fusion so she isn't even Christmas cake yet
>>340876968
And I will have to live wit this fact for the rest of my miserable life
>>340879785
Them legs tho
>>340873456
No, she is a sexual predator that preys on whatever she sets a target on.
>>340878672
Poor little guy... every time..
>>340876735
Completely untrue
>>340876968
just fucking kill me now
