Wait!
So, all this time I'm just a clone of myself?
Whoa..
100% OJ thread, I guess.
meme game fuck off
>>340869465
>>340868992
>>340869465
>>340869543
all me :^)
>>340868992
where's the lobby at?
fine I'll host one myself then
Alicianrone when?
>>340871905
Well?
Lobby here:
Saki.swf is out!
rage
also here it is. Saki.swf: http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1465/66/1465668918765.swf
Get in here you autists
>game is back to being dead
It might just be because of E3. Maybe.
We got one full lobby going though.
gettin ready
>>340873981
godbless
Friendly reminder you actually need skill to win in this game again cheap and/or overpowered characters.
>>340872989
Manager.swf when
>>340874546
>OJ
>skill
L M A O
>>340875208
scrub confirmed
>>340875294
>dice rolls: the game
>>340875427
>bad at rolling dice
>>340875497
I don't think he knows yet anon
>>340875075
>Managed.swf
>>340875497
Teach me to dice better.
>>340875648
>>340875923
How
>>340875995
>Single Player
>Vortex
Events
>Sprint
>Charity
>Miracle
Deck
>3x Supper All Out
>3x Dash!
>1x Nice Present
>1x Extend
>1x President's Privilege
>1x Passionate Research
First try against Kai. It doesn't work if you try this with any other character.
>>340876789
what level
>>340876970
Vortex
(new dlc)
I think Vortex is dlc stage you buy in the store
>>340875923
What is this even?
>>340876789
>all those p2w cards.
Wow.
Sooooo lobby or what?
>>340877359
there's one but full
>>340877160
>all those p2w cards.
Only passionate research is from the card dlc
Anyone else ever have an issue where you launch the game and it fucking crashes your entire computer every time?
100% Yuki Juice
Pass: Rage
>>340879136
I want to touch Yuki's gun
>>340879136
>speed 3
>>340879136
Literally OP
>>340879136
Sora looks so cute
>Playing Sugrui
>Opponent rolls a 5
>>340879836
learn2gofast
>>340879136
lol
>>340879136
>joined and crashed
ok
Yuki Juice is taking forever to fill up, I'll take a request to drawfag while I wait. Post your juice character outfit or some bullshit screencap and I'll draw it.
>>340880654
draw saki with a crown
>>340880654
Draw my dick
>>340880789
That's a suggestion I can get behind.
>>340880654
>Yuki Juice is taking forever to fill up
use the fucking steam group nerd, most people don't even know this thread exist
>>340880654
I was so distracted by the cute art that I didn't realize you posted a lobby
>>340880654
Draw the manager banning all but 1 chicken from entering
>>340880970
There's a steam group?
>>340880654
I want to fuck that frog
>>340881057
nigga u live in a rock
>>340880654
Draw yourself drawing yourself in infinite
>>340881136
>>340868992
How do you achieve 40fps in a game like OJ?
>>340880654
>>340880948
Gyaru/Ganguro Saki
>>340881868
>>340881967
Which is precisely why it fits Saki.
>>340881868
I puked a little
>>340882023
Ah anon, you made a bit of a typo. Your post has Saki, when you should have typed Fernet. Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes.
>>340881868
I second this, but with anyone but Saki
>>340882023
Because her greatness cancels out how disgusting it is?
>>340881868
First time I read this I was disappointed it wasn't incest.
>>340880654
Saki a shit
You should draw Sham in her black outfit
Why do people like Saki?
She looks like a boy, is literally a terrorist and her OJ theme is repetitive enough to make your ears bleed.
She also fucks old men.
She's even miles worse than Fernet and Poppo
>>340882940
this
>all this Saki bullying
Yes, YES!
>>340882940
She looks cute. She dresses cute. She is cute. She's a great cook. She's nice. She's polite. She's great with dogs. She has a great theme and she's fun to play.
Fernet is best girl
>>340882940
saki is perfect fuck you
Saki has the worst theme
I want to fucking die
>>340883496
No.
>>340880789
Sorry for taking so long, the game started
>>340882940
It's a meme to like Saki
>>340883496
you font even like fernet, nobody does, she's just a meme character for kids trying too hard to fit in
>>340881804
With the power of toaster.
Are you impressed?
>>340883738
very nice job dude
>>340883739
You're thinking of Suguri.
>>340883738
IT'S OFFICIAL SAKI BEST GIRL
>>340883772
Not him, but I like Fernet. She's by no means the best character, but she's better than Saki at least.
>>340881435
Yeah where's the steam group
>>340883739
Actually, disliking Saki is a huge meme both in the group and in the threads.
Don't get me wrong, it's okay if you truly dislike or hate her, but constantly going on about how awful Saki is and how she's the worst of the worst ever is what the meme is.
It's actually comparable to Fernet's situation, but with a little less reason.
>>340884202
fernet is hardly better than shit dude, stop trying so hard
>>340883772
Fernet is legitimately my favorite OJ.
poppo.exe
>>340883772
i like her
>>340883738
This is perfect.
>>340884243
>>340884274
>>340884110
>>340883387
>>340883557
.SWF fucking canceled
I..I like Poppo.
>>340884614
closet furry
>>340884243
Actually, liking Saki is a huge meme both in the group and in the threads.
Don't get me wrong, it's okay if you truly like or love her, but constantly going on about how great Saki is and how she's the best of the best ever is what the meme is.
It's actually comparable to Fernet's situation, but with a little less reason.
>>340884421
kek what would poppo.exe do?
>>340884687
stole you're credit card
>>340884680
Actually, liking Fernet is a huge meme both in the group and in the threads.
Don't get me wrong, it's okay if you truly like or love her, but constantly going on about how great Fernet is and how she's the best of the best ever is what the meme is.
It's actually not comparable to Saki's situation, she's the cutest
>>340884680
I'm just saying what's going on. You don't have to act so childish.
>>340884576
cancel youreself life
Why does Kyousuke is best OJ?
>>340886285
>>340886319
Cus he's a pretty cool gai and he doesn't ashame for anything
>>340886414
>>340886546
>>340886663
fucking retarded
>>340886663
>>340886285
>>340886414
>>340886546
>>340886663
>>340886768
Nath is cute!!
Nath DLC when?
>>340886768
>Pick up spoon with mouth
>Jab hole in the top
>Slurp the pudding
>>340887000
Yeah, great, her hyper could begetting destroyed by Star Breaker's huge laser.
>>340887000
>プッチンプリン
what did she mean by this
>>340887450
your mom
>>340887450
>>340887000
http://web.pucchin.jp/info/
holy shit it actually exists
>>340890314
are those pubs?
>>340890452
It's Tomomo's abyss.
>>340890452
*pubes
I think the game is trying to tell me something.
I want to break that star.
I want to star that breaker
After 9 years in development, hopefully it has been worth the wait
>>340891543
It was a thing of beauty
update that lets you put hats on pumpkins when
i wanna be the pumpking
>>340891543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WypteGqTsNs
NoName should have a cast off equivalent that removes the skirts of any female character ingame and give him a 1+ bonus per skirt.
>>340893172
What about characters that don't wear skirts?
>>340893482
Only the worst kind of girl wouldn't wear a skirt and wouldn't be worth caring about
>>340893860
>Marc
>Saki
>Sherry
>Star Breaker
>Iru
>Best girlKyousuke
>>340882940
She's literally the most powerful being in the OJverse.
She kills gods.
She's got a goddamn Spirit Bomb.
She's rockin the hottest bod under that coat.
I don't get this Fernet hate meme. Sure, I don't really play her since Kyousuke exists but she''s nice to look at at lest. Love me some ojousamas.
>>340894884
>She's literally the most powerful being in the OJverse.
>>340894884
>Hotter bod than Kae who's literally the hottest character
>>340895257
Why is she so perfect
>>340895257
>Has to set herself on fire to even be remotely considered "hot"
I almost feel bad for her.
>>340895257
Kae isn't that hot.
>>340895853
>Nice breasts and curves
>When she gives you a morning breastjob she can slowly warm the up as you climax
Saki is cute, but she's not the hottest anon.
>>340896092
Cowtits aren't hot, though.
>>340895216
>>340896404
F I R S T B O S S
>>340896665
Iru was easier.
>>340896665
>>340896287
Whatever floats your boat, I'm going to fap to this fantasy of Kae strangling my penis with her thick warm breasts until I cum all over her before E3 starts.
>>340896404
>>340895853
>>340895257
>>340895216
>>340894884
>>340890450
>>340885606
>>340884243
>>340884110
>>340884005
>>340883387
>>340882130
>>340880948
>>340880789
145 posts, 30 ip's, all these posts shilling Saki like some sort of premium bagel.
Saki is destined to be a christmas cake.
Speed Juicer
Pass: Rage
>>340898854
all me :^)
>>340898715
>not letting Kae strangle your dick during the entire E3
>>340898854
Next OJ game is going to be Saki Bombing, they're just buttering up people ahead of time.
>>340898854
>>340899798
No, Saki will turn you down and say she's already in a relationship.
With Iru.
>>340900118
>Iru
>Not QP
>Or____me____
>>340895781
>>340895979
>>340898715
Pretty princess when.
>>340900381
>That doujin where Nanako masturbates to Sugu and Kae with her cute butt in full view
>>340900861
Was really only the good part of it.
>>340901178
>only the
the only
Reminder that Kyoko is shit and anyone who plays as her is the exact opposite of fun.
>>340900554
>she's actually pretty
Why do people hate Poppo?
Also Aru the best.
>>340906959
Poppo is plain shit, both as a character and as a playable character.
She's also nothing but a meme, to the point where even the devs force it to hell and beyond.
>>340868992
There's a game about OJ Simpson?
>>340907940
>not winning every time as poppo
What do I join, randoms scare me
>>340908865
You could join randoms, but they're not the best.. Best to join either the steam group, or the community hub. The people at either one are pretty alright.
>>340908306
I mean shit in the sense of not being fun.
>>340908865
I had a lobby up a few minutes ago, but nobody joined when I needed people so I shut it down.
I blame E3.
You all post your shitty best girls, but you should post more unheard of girls. Like Krila.
I don't like playing as her, she feels too frail.
>>340911695
>20/6 hp
>frailUnless there's Star Breaker around
>>340911695
>buddy only tries to get high HP as Krila
>ignores winning only only places traps
>only play star breaker with him recently
this is how friendships end
>>340912102
>bullies still take 3 turns to whittle down all that HP
There's also no talk about Alte! Or Suguri, or Tsih.
>>340912102
Getting to 20 requires a lot of luck, you know.
Usually you'll reach like 13, but then drop down to 4 after a single fight.
>>340912701
Tsih Never Ever.
>>340915578
Well if Sakiposting, Kaeposting, and Shamposting is any indication, I just need to Tsihpost more for it to happen.
>>340912102
>Get ridiculously lucky and get 20/6 hp with Krilla
>Still less tanky than Fernet
>>340882940
Saki is memorable as the first boss in Suguri, I guess. It's similar to why I like Rumia in Touhou. She was the first boss and gains a special place in my heart.
I want Saki and QP to go on pudding adventures together.
>>340887000
I want it! But how will she roll the dice or hold cards with no hands?
Plus, characters usually come out in pairs. If Nath comes out, who would she come out with? How aboutNoName or Sumika?
>>340919417
Tish or Iru obviously
>>340894884
>She's killed gods
That wasjust a dreamthough.
Plus her spirit bomb is a big, slow orb that can be dashed through. Kinda useless.
I do wanna see alternate costume Saki though. What's under the coat?
>>340891543
where download?
Marc SWF when?
>>340896404
>>340895216
>>340894884
If Saki's so strong, How come she's scared of Marc?
>>340920637
You can watch it in full glory in the link here >>340872376
>>340895781
Honestly, I only liked Kae after Acceleration of Suguri where it's revealed thatShifu locked Kae away in storage for years and years, literally unable to move. Now she's afraid of the dark and is always so eager to fight because at least she can move instead of rotting away in the dark.
Where the fuck did these feels come from? The game is about pudding and Christmas, goddamn!
>>340907940
Back before they introduced bullshit DLC characters, she was THE bullshit character
>>340920232
>What's under the coat?
A turtleneck and whatever else is under that turtleneck.
>>340900861
>>340900381
Source?
>>340921043
Holy shit, I got my loli onahole lubed up and ready for this.
>>340908306
Winning with Poppo is completely dependent on how many hyper cards you draw.
>Play Poppo
>Draw 0 hypers
>Play someone with a shit hyper
>Draw 4-5
>>340918670
>Not knowing about Saki murdering QP and taking her place on the Pudding Throne
>Not knowing QPD pretty much made it canon
>>340912701
Alte's gimmick requires her to use her hyper, which for some reason she will never draw. Also no one will fight you if they can, so it's hard to execute.
>>340921027
Marc is crazy.
>>340921343
Every character must have had it bad, but Kae was the only one where the extra material was about that. Nanako made it better.
Also, Nanako ends up making a friend with a dog.
Kyouko basically ends up being the house mom.
Iru tries to learn to cook.
Saki is useless.
>>340921639
Check the group
>>340922283
>someone picked Marc hoping to bag ez win
>didn't draw a single hyper
Official Saki Fanclub
rage
>>340922513
Saki is the cook.
She's such a good cook she became a God. Seriously.
>>340922734
2 more
>>340922734
No. She cooks for a God
Long time I don't play this.
did a power creep happen or something? I can see there are some new characters.
>>340922734
One more.
>>340923148
Yeah, herself.
>>340923360
yeah all the new characters are OP
>>340923606
no
she cooks for SweetBreaker
>>340922696
And what's the group's name? Just checking "100% orange juice" under groups in Steam brings up... 412,000 groups.
>Saki will never cook for you
>She will never make food for you that's so good, it causes wars to break out and ascensions to godhood
Why even live?
>>340923749
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/100OJv
>>340923360
>power creep
>start with marc
In all seriousness, the DLC characters are all really well balanced. They're either useless or gimmicky. Sweet Breaker and Sham can be pretty powerful, though.
I'm level 12 and have 3600 stars, but I forgot what's good to buy, help?
>>340923845
Thanks mate
>>340924127
im level 139 and have 9999999 stars, but i have nothing to buy, help?
>>340924127
Characters and maps
>>340924362
>9999999
99999 is the max, you liar.
>>340924127
Characters and stages, really. I myself and saving up to buy Flying Castle, the last boss I haven't gotten yet.
I mean, I still have 5 more levels to go before I'm eligible to buy it but I just bought Shifu's Robot so hopefully I'll get close by the the time I level up.
>>340923360
At first, OJ TRIED to keep a leash on new DLC characters.
Then they said "fuck it" and just buffed the hell out of everything new.
Saki's hyper (which needs several turns to even have a payout if you're lucky) used to be goddamn level 4. People had to argue like nuts to get that reduced to 3 (which is still still too high for a 0 ATK character)
Meanwhile, Sham got one of the best hypers (and one of the only hard counters to Suguri's bullshit), and then they decided no, that's not good enough. Let's make all her stats greater than or equal to Saki's.
And they buff Kae like every other update because fuck you.
>>340924708
Fuck you in specific, I guess?
So if we make t to the end of this thread, what do we get? A flash about Marc?
Is there a strategy with deck building or at the end it doesn't matter?
Help. Do I go for 200 stars or 14 wins? Tomomo has enough stars for victory next chapter and I have 12 wins and can get 200 stars from killing another character.
>>340924708
Saki has consistently been getting counters to her BBB with every update, it's really quite depressing.
>>340925204
Are there any cards that benefit your character more than it benefits other characters? Yes? Then use them.
Example: Most of the QP Shooting characters revolve around trying to make their death lossless.
>>340925204
Use cards that synergize well with your character.
>>340922734
Needs 1 again.
>>340925204
Cards that are either good for you, or mess everyone else over are a good idea.
For example, Sham's deal is entirely about traps. With her hyper, you can force people to land on especially nasty ones.
For Kae, you want anything that drops defense, like Heat 300%, I'm on Fire!, or even Ambush.
>>340929414
How do I know I have all the cards?
>>340930052
There's a completion tracker in player info.
So, how long until SwB gets nerfed into oblivion because of shitters crying over her?
>>340931492
I think we'd be waiting on FBF to get the numbers. They do adjustments based on what they see happening through Steam's logistics.
>>340931492
next week
What if they increase BBB damage when first deployed
room: ITS OVER
rage
>>340921736
>Saki
>loli
uhhhh, what?
>>340932289
BBB doesn't need a base damage increase, I think that would actually make it OP even if it's just 2 damage.
The problem with it is that it can be prevented or nullified in too many ways, that's what needs to be changed.
>>340933008
Can't find it senpai
>>340933560
He's wrong, but he did get me really interested in the idea of loli Saki.
>>340933560
He meant his loli hole, nerd. Probably VAA, like every plep.
>>340925204
It depends on your character, really.
If your character has a specific gimmick, you want to help support that gimmick as much as possible generally. For example, Syura's hyper gives her more stats the less HP she has so you could take cards that meddle with your HP. Saki's Sweets and Big Magums to push your HP up or down, that sorta thing.
Alternatively, take cards that will boost a character's strengths or cover their weaknesses. Nanako can be pretty strong when she gets her bits out but she has to survive until then. Cards that boost evasion or heal HP can be useful until she's ready to bust out a hyper.
>>340933958
Well, what should we do? Change it from being a trap or something? Instead of a trap you land on, it's a giant orb that rolls dice and explodes if it touches anyone?
>>340935004
what if we make it invisible like SB hyper?
>>340935004
I'm confused. Can you make a diagram of this?
>>340935004
Something like that is best kept for a completely new characterSaki (AoS2). It's an entirely different playstyle.
>>340925204
Pick cards that are good for your character and bad for other characters.
Making synergies between your cards and your character is cool, but don't go overboard. Some people build their whole deck around a single gimmick of their character because they think the remote possibility of doing a big cool thing once is better than just consistently winning. There are definitely a lot of people in these threads that overvalue stuff like that.
>Star Breaker with Cast Off
>>340937175
>No new sprite for using cast off with another character
I've never been more disappointed in my life.
>>340937175
>>340935141
That would be way more simple than my idea and probably work better, honestly. Still, I like the fact that with my idea you can see the giant ball of death slowly approach you.
>>340935906
Here you go.
>>340938430
Too flat.
>Want to go full madman with Yuki
>1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1 for all attacks
>Want to go full Jew with Poppo
>2, 2, 1, 2 for all movements
>Oponents cleaning with 6 +1 every roll
Why must life be so full of suffering
>>340938782
>want to bully as Marc
>roll all 5s and 6s
life is good anon just know how to live it.
>>340938551
man, nanako sure looks slim in your pic
>>340938551
>Fixed damage
>Kills at a range and steals stars
That's ridiculously broken. Just compare it to Marc's hyper, which costs a shitload and doesn't take stars away.
>>340938551
Show this idea to Fruitbat, maybe when they bring Acceleration 2 to Steam they'll throw in a bonus Saki (like Mixed Poppo/Sora (Sora)) with that ability.
>>340938986
Don't get me started about Marc
>Roll Marc for full arsonist
>Not a single rocket
>Finally get some, just need a turn to go full retard
>LOL EXCHANGE
>Get red rocketed next turn
>>340939412
But Marc's hyper takes wins, and if you're playing a game with low HP characters you can snipe them for an easy 2 wins.
I did worry it might be a little too broken. I do want to see a giant roaming ball of death like the original Big Bang Bell though. Maybe it only takes 1/4 stars or does 2 damage, how about that?
Who has the best theme?
And why is it Sweet Breaker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_D6LKF45Q
>>340939974
Getting stars is way better than taking wins. Unless if you think Saki is going to someone collect 10 or so wins so she can collect the next few with her hyper.
If you want to make it balanced don't make it steal stars, make it generate stars like Fernet's hyper. Fernet's hyper is shit but if you make it so Big Bang bell is free or doubles its cost from killing 2 people it would be good.
>>340940268
There is only one best theme and it belongs to Saki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85BwXsc05qo
>>340940887
Oops, sorry. Wrong link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS5-08g7Gl0
>>340940394
That works too. Just copy Fernet's thing, 15 stars for everyone it kills.
