>be a humble blacksmith
>barely scraping by and just trying to feed my family
>enjoy a game of Gwent every so often as a brief respite from toiling away over a hot forge
>one day this grey haired asshole shows up
>demands to play Gwent
>I say okay
>the faggot plays a card with his own fucking face on it
>it's the most powerful card I've ever seen
>he expects me to believe he didn't just make that shit himself
>he wins and takes my hard earned money and a bar of silver
>he then fucks my wife
>looks like my kids aren't eating tonight
>I guess at least my wife is happy now
You can fuck his wife?
Should I start using runes instead of glyphs? The level 2 ones seem pretty good. But using the highest power glyphs also seems really good.
Which one is best?
>>340864489
>the faggot plays a card with his own fucking face on it
>it's the most powerful card I've ever seen
>he expects me to believe he didn't just make that shit himself
made me kek even though i hate gwent. good job OP 9/10.
>>340864623
no.
damn you're ugly
>le cuck meme
EPIC!
>>340864647
the only good runewords for swords are the ones that make your twirl 10 meters long.
the good ones for armor are the instant quen, arrow deflection, and maybe armor classification ones.
>humble blacksmith
>pretends to be legendary when really it's his "assistant" doing all the work
>>340864489
>be a former headmaster of Galbadia Gardens
>banished from the one place I felt I mattered
>left to rot away in a filthy fishing hovel
>everything here smells like rotting death
>the only thing I have left in my life is a decent Triple Triad deck
>it's the one hobby I still have that makes me feel human
>one day these fucking brats show up
>all former students
>probably here to laugh at me
>they demand to play Triple Triad
>they either can't see or don't care that I'm open;y weeping in front of them
>I agree to play
>those faggots play cards with their own fucking faces on them
>they're the most powerful cards I've ever seen
>they expect me to believe they didn't just make that shit themselves
>they win and take my Ultima Weapon card
>they run off giggling leaving me a broken man
>I might kill myself tonight
>>340864489
>not having Geralt and Ciri cards
Like literally every peasent in toussaint have those. Well of course what else can you expect from northerners other than poverty and a lack of color.
>>340864623
>implying Geralt would fuck a homely dwarf woman
>>340866149
How do people in Toussaint not recognize Geralt immediately when they all own a Gwent card with his face on it?
