What announcement at E3 will make you cum buckets?
For me it's
>surprise NX teaser
>>340841821
It will happen for sure, Miyamoto and Aonuma will play Zelda U for a while showing off the game then at the end they will release a trailer and in the end of said trailer there will be a small teaser about the NX and confirming Zelda will also be released in it.
This is my prediction.
>>340841821
>Xbox is kill
Nothing.
I blew my load at Sony's last year
Not even memeing, I try to think about anything and nothing comes even close.
>>340841821
More Smash DLC.
I have a list of dreams.
>not-shit crash bandicoot game
>new tony hawk's pro skater that isn't complete dogshit
>spyro revival that isn't skylanders trash
>NX actually good
>Sony Xperia Play 2
>Kero Blaster 2
>Burrito Galaxy release date
>HL3
>New trailer for The Undersidenever ever
>Mario Party 11: We stopped doing that stupid shit with the fucking car and the mini-stars edition
>Cave Story anything that isn't a new release
>Splat2n
>Tomb Raider game that plays like the original games and not everything post-PS1 era
>new non-handheld kirby
>new non-handheld animal crossing
>new parappa that actually has greenblat involved
I know it's all just dfeams, though.Every franchise I love dies.
>>340842204
They already confirmed that it's a dual release, idiot.
>>340842204
No Nintendo don;t do surprises anymore. They actually think Zelda alone will make people cum buckets but haven't been on an internet forum to see otherwise.
>>340843915
Zelda always will make people cum buckets. Remember the Twilight Princess E3 Trailer back in 2004?
>>340842924
Too bad the voice actor for parappa is a fucking asshole.
>>340844170
What do you mean anon?
>>340844010
You mean when Nintendo was good?
>>340844272
http://parappathescammer.blogspot.ca/
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=781553
TL;DR, the vioce actor for parappa scammed some fans out of moneey they paid him to record lines for them.
I'm expecting them to announce NX's ACTUAL name on day 2 of E3 and a date for the NX event directly after that. I'm expecting the event to happen in September or October.
New Jet Set Radio game
too bad it'll never happen
>>340844487
Nice bate mate.
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>>340844714
Are you seriously implying that Wii U Nintendo is as good as GCN Nintendo? Seriously?
>>340842924
I like you and your dreams
>>340841821
A system without forced gimmicks. As for games:
A new IP
A new punch out
A new metroid
A new F zero
A star fox that doesnt completely suck
I would really live to see them acquire IP's. Like outright buy Sonic, Castlevania, mega man, contra or something like that. I know they would just run it into the ground but for some reason i would like it.
>>340845021
Starfox 0 was average
If you liked the controls, that is
I want a new original IP with an interesting concept and good looking gameplay footage that is releasing this year. Is that too much to ask?
>>340841821
New Wario Land game
>mfw never ever
>>340845338
Correction: the levels where you are in an arwing were average. The gyrocopter a the chicken runner levels fucking sucked.
>tfw yuropoor
>e3 starts in the middle of the night
>have to wait until monday to watch youtube uploads
>no chat hype
Oh well
>>340847057
>All those original projects from 2015
>Not an ounce of news from any of them for the past year
>>340848215
Sorry Yuro.
Maybe you could watch the VODs on Twitch and see chat replay?
>>340841821
>NX teaser showing off that it's an actual game console and not some stupid gimmicky Bullshit
>God Of War 4
>RE7 announced and it looks as good as REmake, RE2, and RE4 combined
>Rival Schools( Project Justice)reboot announced
>Devil May Cry 5 with the real Dante
>Silent Hill 2/3 remake with Fox Engine
>Cap shows off footage of REmake 2 and it looks like an even better version of REMAKE
>Metroid(Now we're getting into real dream territory)
>Mario in the style of 64/Sunshine
There's more, but I'm too depressed to post it. I really hope E3 is good this year, man.
Please for your own good don't expect any suprise NX announcement. They aren't going to do it.
No it isn't a big a trick.
>>340849189
It's coming man.
Nothing else is coming, so it better.
>>340850320
They specifically said it was not coming at e3.
It isn't like they haven't said anything so it's a possibility.
>>340841821
A turn-based JRPG on current-gen non-handheld consoles
>>340841821
Zelda U comes out way before NX Zeruda
A new HD Metroid Prime game
A new Metroid game
New Mainline games for IPs that haven't seen action in a while.
A controller that normal people use.
No handheld ports if it's going to hold back the console version.
They apologize for FIFA Force and Color Splash, and make proper games from those series.
They have more than just a couple games left for Wii U
Mario Kart 8 DLC, seriously where the fuck is Diddy Kong, holy fucking shit how can you fuck up this badly Nintendo.
>>340844010
That was a complete left-field surprise of a new, mature, Zelda when the last one released was Wind Waker.
This and Zelda this year are nothing alike.
>>340851313
>Koopa kids but no jr.
Fucking pissed
>>340842332
It takes you more than a year to build up another load?
Also at sony's? why? they were terrible last year.
>>340848215
Brit here. Sony's starts at 2:30am (since it's almost always delayed) here, and I've always watched it despite that. This year I even have an import final exam afterwards and I'm still watching it.
Sleep is for the weak, anon.
If they announce that Zelda will be good for the first time in 15 years.
>>340853335
>FF7R
>Shenmue 3
>TLG
>Terrible
I have gobbled on some bait in my lifetime but boy does this one hurt
>>340841821
Crash Bandicoot
Mother 3
PS4 proper backwards compatibility
MK8 DLC
Microsoft dropping Gold subscriptions
>>340853536
>Downgraded Remake
>kickstarter never-releasing crap
>still probably in dev hell, next to vapourware
keksies famalamadingdong.
>>340844010
>Zelda will always make people cum buckets
>Remember 12 years ago?
New Prince of Persia
New Loco Roco
New Zone of the Enderspachinko machine
New Sonic Adventure
New Jet Set RadioNew Advance Wars
New Snowboard Kids
New Mischief MakersNew project from Subset Games announced
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
