Post vidya characters you really want to fuck but know you never will
>>340829048
Wait, are you saying there are characters we ARE able to fuck?
>>340829136
If only
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>>340829136
Sure. Gary Coleman was a character in a video game so technically he's a video game character you could fuck
>>340829323
Why would I want to contract miniature AIDS?
>>340829323
if you dig him up maybe
I just want
to do a robot
>>340829048
I guess I'll start with Lara. But There are literally hundreds I'll fuck
>>340829718
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeep boop beep boop
>>340829212
I forgot that he puts on a Power Glove. It's no wonder his neighbor lady was dicking his e-boypussy.
He was playing. Playing with power.
>>340829959
I still use my Power Glove every now and then for a nostalgic Power Fap.
>>340829048
every female video game character has the potential to be lusted by someone, and yet will never be fuckable
>>340829323
After 5 years dead, not anymore.
>>340830675
Damn. That's thoughtful.
At least it's not like falling in love with a fictional character. That shit actually makes me sad. You can't control it, it just hits you, and suddenly you're in love with something that can never reciprocate.
>>340831052
>At least it's not like falling in love with a fictional character. That shit actually makes me sad. You can't control it, it just hits you, and suddenly you're in love with something that can never reciprocate.
Hahaha yeah it is pretty sad though.....
This fucking man actively hurts my self esteem.
>>340831052
Love doesn't need to be reciprocal to be true.
If you're loving someone on the condition that they love you back, that's by strict definition conditional love.
>>340831052
That just depends on how you view it. Some people are tormented daily by it, others just accept it.
>>340831337
You have to because at the end of the day if reality doesn't want you and fantasy can't have you well then you might as well just fucking kill yourself.
Came here looking for lewds. Got depression
>>340831919
Figured you'd be used to it by now.
every senran kagura
>>340832170
LEARN HOW TO EAT FOOD
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU RAISED IN A PIG STY
I'd rather he smash me, t b h.
>>340829048
This.
>>340829048
>tfw she will never hug you like big, fuzzy siberian bear
>>340829048
I don't want to "fuck" my waifu, I want to make love with her tenderly.
>>340829856
Who wouldn't after seeing the gif of her swimming and squeezing through the crack
>>340832170
More like yummy!
>>340829048
I'd smash her up against a fucking wall with a truck. fucking bitch.
>>340832423
I'd let her deadlift my particle cannon, if you know what I mean.
>>340831182
Snake is a hunk. I'd love to look like him. I'll never be that manly.
>>340832701
i would squeeze myself through her crack, if you know what i mean.
>>340834943
I'd tell you to look into cosplay, but those guys can't get it right either.
>>340835367
I didn't mean in an attempt to imposter him. I meant that I just straight up looked like him when I woke up.
I'm going bald anyways, so it'll never happen.
>>340829048
Easy. Mymomsjuicy christmas cake pussy
Why build robots if not to love?
>you never will
but m-muh VR
>>340836181
Fuck off she's mine
>>340837325
Relax, you'll get her back once I'm done with her, anon
>>340837468
No fuck off
No seconds.
one day I will get a chubby/THICK girlfiend and have her dress up as Filia and we'll have sex and everythingmaybe she can dress up as Gardevoir too
>>340830017
I had a broken power glove as a kid. I cut the cord on it and used it as a bionic hand for playing around.
>>340835041
Beat me to it.
Not that it wasn't an obvious set up.
>>340837528
I'm on my 4th creampie.
It's too late, anon, my seed is inside her.
>>340829048
Him. I'm not into guys normally, but I want to get in the sack with him and a bottle of cheap wine and burn meter from dusk till dawn.
>>340832423
>she will never cuddle post coitus like big, fuzzy Siberian bear
>you will never have stonk children with her
>>340832423
God I just want to cum inside her and have her carry my children
The idea of her carrying my child is so fucking hot I'm hard just typing this
>>340832423
I just wish her chin was slightly tweaked to be shorter, in game
>ywn
jdimsa
>>340838054
>getting a chink pregnant
im sorry anon
When I hear the "no one can hide from my sights" form a widow on my team I always cream a little
>>340832308
absolutely fantastic tastes
>>340829048
I see your pleb tastes and raise a true waifu.
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>>340832423
You guys know that shitty Zarya skin everyone hates? One of my ex girlfriends looked pretty much exactly like that and it just makes me regret my whole life whenever I think about it.
Peach
>>340840597
Except instead of muscles she was a disgusting fatass, right?
>>340840589
This anon gets it
>>340840631
No, she was just regular sized. Which actually disappointed me a lot because her ass wasn't very big.
aaaaaaaAAAAARRRRRHRHHRHRHR
>>340832170
fucking clumsy bitch
>>340832423
anon just admit you're attracted to men
>>340841890
>bisexual
>prefer girly men and manly women
Lmao keep jacking off to your interactive Chinese cartoons, nerds.
>>340843104
you too?
>>340843104
Better than that nigger cock you got up your ass, I'm guessing.
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>>340832170
That must have been some fucking brain freeze
my favorite matchup famalam, too bad i can't smash di for shit
I'd smash Ocelotte.
>>340843530
Any of the P4 Waifus
or that hot teacher they had after the first one died.
>>340843973
Rise and "hot" teacher are absolute trash.
>>340843806
>>340829048
>tfw gay
>tfw not into bara or twinky fuckboys
>tfw unable to enjoy 90% of vidya porn
>>340844084
>tfw a qt vux grill will never call you disgusting
>>340844169
You can always go for Admiral Zex, if you swing that way.
>>340844063
Rise for sex slave and Yukiko as the waifu.
I can't be the only one.
>>340832170
I SPENT ALMOST AN HOUR MAKING THAT SHIT AND YOU SPILLED IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR YOU BIG EYED BITCH
>>340832423
BULGE
>>340844439
>want to make an intimidating robot killer
>their bodies bounce as if they're made out of fucking jello
I'm still mad
>>340843269
who says black cocks and chinese cartoons are mutually exclusive? As a real patrician I enjoy both really.
>>340844328
thats alright yeah
although I prefer P3 waifus by far
Everyone's fanon depiction of the Pump a Rum crowand splash woman
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>>340842404
iktf and I'm okay with it
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>>340845469
>>340844439
>>340844590
same. I prefer metallic robots to be stiff and unyielding.
>>340840589
Not the biggest Mercy fan, but I'm so glad spalshbrush draws her so much.
>>340846272
Why do metal tits even bounce like that?
>>340832170
>wasting and excellently made and decorated ice cream sundae because your dumb bitch ass dropped it on the floor
I am beyond mad.
>>340846420
maybe its ballistic silicon? its pretty dumb, I know.
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