Who had the hardest life and why?
>>340828006
It must be hard being so damn sexy desu.
>>340828006
Fug XD
>>340828235
I've never played Prototype, what makes his life so hard besides his good looks?
>>340828006
>Beat by his father as a child, probably joined the army to escape that.
>Became a P.O.W numerous times, tortured too
>Sent on numerous high stress missions because he kills guys so good, despite how he just wants to start a family and wear a shitty Hawaiian shirt.
>had an ally slowly murdered in front of him.
>Given permanent brain damage and put into a 14 year coma
>woke up into a Nazi run world, his inner America damaged
>fought a guerrilla war against the New Nazi empire even though he was almost in his 50's
>sacrifices himself at the end to save a bunch of people.
>>340828006
Prove me wrong
>>340828690
Thanks for reminding me I need to finish that game. I'm sure the sequel will be even better
>>340829082
What sequel?
This is the end
(Or you mean old blood aka cod Nazi zombies)
>>340829214
I thought it was all but confirmed Machine Games were announcing a sequel at E3
>>340829349
Yeah, it's been rumoured for a while. probably going to be a more stealth-heavy game staring Anya.
>wife and daughter get murdered mere feet away from him because he stayed at the office a few minutes too late
>gets addicted to alcohol and pain killers due to PTSD
>gets framed for the murder of his only friend
>accidently uncovers a secret society drug ring
>falls in love with a girl and she gets shot in the head
>his criminal "ally" turns on him
>sets him up to take on the mafia and the police
>gets framed for murder
>kills the only other woman he loves
>finally finds peace through accepting the death of everyone he has ever loved
>goes to brazil
>has to protect reckless brazillian whores
>gets caught up in family power struggle
>everyone hes tying to protect dies
>gets betrayed by snake buddy cop
>has to take on corrupt militia
>still forgives 2 face cop friend
Nobody has had a harder life than max
>>340829627
But is Max forced to commit mass genocides against entire dimensions of people as a result of a debt he acquired because he was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile and a terrorist, which only happened because his brother cucked him out of his dream job?
>>340830125
okay fine.
max has had the hardest cop life.
Brad Armstrong, who did nothing wrong
>>340830315
to be fair he brought all that shit on himself. He was a piece of shit prior to the game then suddenly decided he wanted to change his ways when it was too late.
>>340830315
Now im sad
>>340830246
That's a pretty solid pick.
>gets used by his best friend
>gets called a heretic
>forgotten in history
>doesn't even get a proper grave
>>340830497
> He was a piece of shit prior to the game
his dad was Irish so its not his fault
>>340829627
The final line in 2 where max comes to terms with all the shit he's dealt with was so sad for me, mixed in with the music. I'm glad they gave him a reasonably positive ending in 3.
>>340828006
Big Boss had it worse.
>>340831525
I would argue Raiden had it worse
>>340828006
He did nothing wrong
>>340831525
>>340831578
I think it's fair to say BB, snake, and raiden all had it pretty rough for different reasons.
>get college degree in biology and genetic engineering
>whoops, some crazy shit in the year 2000 forces everyone to not use electricity anymore, fml but whatever, fuck da police
>learn that magic is real, fuck year
>get to create biological creatures of yore in the workplace
>hook up with the cute co worker on the same project, future's so bright im gonna need shades
>boss demands greater worker output, whatever that means
>learn that the country wants to engage in world war 3, whatever
>sacrifice human self to jumpstart personal life's greatest work
>realize that future wife ends up being experimented too, fucking fuck
>future wife is now ex girlfriend, mind wiped and now most powerful magical biological superweapon of death on Earth
>ends up controlling all of the other biological superweapons and demands the extinction of humankind, just like my Terminator/Megaman series
>spend the next century fighting back life's own greatest creations now turned humanity's worst nightmare
>confront ex-girlfriend in tournament held to revive her from the nth dimension
>kill her off, does not feel so good bro
>forced to confront long lost daughter
>realized that boy scout fuckboy war hero hooks up with said daughter
>haven't found what i've been looking for
>haven't found my boss responsible for this shit
>haven't had a good time
>haven't changed the way love
>>340828006
>>340831525
>>340831578
>>340831674
>Metal Gear characters with hard lives
>Not Venom Snake
>>340831674
What about Venom?
everyone around him was a selfish idiot normie while he was working hard in school and work
>>340828563
Play the game.
Issachar had a hard life.
>>340828006
Door-kun is clearly the winner
>>340831879
Not even a protagonist
>>340831694
nigga do you really expect me to read
>all that shit
by you
>>340830976He's still alive and on more adventures proper. Corporate meddling's what's not letting us see more of his life.
>>340831804
>got to be the legend for a good number of years
>hard life
nice try
>>340831981
yeah, you, youuuuudouble nigger
This dude.
>Gets de_stroyed by terrorists
>Goes through six months (only) of intense augmentations to save his life
>Brought back from the dead to clean up the mess he failed to stop from happening
>Now, in Mankind Divided, he's being SEGREGATED for having augs, even though he had to use them in order to survive the attack.
>Back at it again
>>340831804
>>340831810
I am you and you are me. Take that with you wherever you go, anon.
>>340832052
Alright I read it, but I haven't played the game so I don't get it anyways.
wew
>>340832093
also the numerous illuminati conspiracies and clandestine cover-ups. Too much to deal with within his own system
>>340832093
It seems jensen has a record of failing then being forced back to life againat his will.
>>340832093
elaborate on that point about mankind divided
>>340832146
Total respect from me
>>340832093
>lives in an expensive penthouse
>unshackled by 'muh gf' woes
>sick top of the line robot limbs
he's got it bretty good
>>340832118
worst twist in videogame history
>>340830125
What game does this?
>>340832049
>had entire life taken
>lost arm,sense of self, was brainwashed and brain damaged
>entire "legend" was a lie
>set up to die by his former emplotyer who he saved, who only told him about the brainwashing moments before his "son" killed his ass.
And that's just the cliffnotes.
Guts
>>340832093
>never asked for it.
>>340832282
True though. I would take a hard life for some sick augs
>>340831694
I forgotfuck yearwas a thing. Thanks anon.
>>340831981
>someone else types this out instead of posting the image
/v/ is inhabited by surprising cool guys tonight. I'm shocked.
>>340832049
Too bad he was a high functioning autist who literally hated himself so much that he hallucinated his dead waifu who he couldnt save
>>340832093
>tfw got Adamposter's main posts still saved
>>340832290
Tales of Xillia 2
I'm convinced Ludger Kresnick suffers more than any video game protagonist ever
>>340832264
>>340832390
>get respect from an anon
>another anon calls me cooltoo much
>>340831963
Door-kun had it rough in the end but the real winner is this sad fuck
>Father dies
>Mother hangs herself from a tree
>Brother goes missing in haunted mansion
>Finds brother, only to leave him to die in collapsing mansion
>Moves in with brother's photographer friend
>Falls under curse because of her obsession with seeing her brother again
>Has daughter through incestuous relationship with her dead brother in spirit world
>Attempts to reunite with dead brother through ghost marriage
>Gets spirited away
>cursed to become beef jerky for the remainder of his sanity
>has to endure death countless times (unless you have got gud)
>world around him crumbling apart, 99% of everything is hostile
>banishes Manus and saves Oolacile but all credit goes to that chump Artorias who got his ass whupped by the shit (and you)
>his ultimate fate, his reward for defeating powerful lords and fulfilling his quest, is an eternity spent burning and wallowing in the kiln as a husk
>>340831525
Not really.
>>340832473
>die with your daughter
>take back your daughter's body
>fight yourself
>make peace with your daughter and yourself
>get killed by yourself
ShadowNier had a pretty tough life
>>340832779
>the ending where he's crying on the floor cursing himself for failing and putting yonah through all of this
I don't think I've cried so hard from a videogame before
>>340830976
> Victim of racial persecution
> Having to choose between nationalism or doing the right thing
> Friend turns against you depending on choice
> Depending on what you do, your sister or friend may die
![[Evil_Genius]Berserk_v37c326.rar-Berserk_v37c326p09.png](https://i.imgur.com/UUelkBe.png "[Evil_Genius]Berserk_v37c326.rar-Berserk_v37c326p09.png")
>Choosing anyone but Guts
>>340832634
>Became the final boss in a sequel.
>>340832634
fuckin metal
>lived life from orphaned urchin to monk dealing with prejudice from both sides.
>on the day of his engagement the world is nuked.
>hes the only one nearby that lived to see his fiance and friends turn to ash.
>finds out that the people who rescue him later caused the nuking, over said prejudice.
>finds and unites what few survivors remain to stop it from happening again.
>beaten to an inch of his life, abandoned and left to die by his own clan when they fail.
>his theme is literally his own funeral
Is the antag
>immigrant poor family
>dragged into crime life by his friend
>dragged in WW2
>back from war, has to resort to crime to pay his father's debts
>goes to prison
>mother dies while he is in prison
>all his money goes to her funeral
>comes back from prison
>becomes a made men
>his sister hates him for what he becomes
>gets too greddy
>deals with drugs
>starts a war between the italian and chinese mafia
>unwittingly gets his best friend killed
>goes back to the bottom of the mafia food-chain
>>340828563
Got fucked up in the sequel and turned into an edgy bitch.
>>340828006Dead franchise
>>340832934
My motherfucking nigger.
>>340833030
It's not the same guy is it?
>>340832390"You're making fun of me, aren't ya?"
>>340832894
>pic
There's something about that sword's perspective
>>340832562
The fact that he died alone in a cave is just sad.
>>340829082
the sequel is going to be great after quake 5 ruins quake for everyone
>>340833234
No, anon.I used to say "fuck year" a lot but severe memory problems made me forget.
>>340833215
Heavily implied, and many an interpretation deem it so.
>>340828563
Long story short, imagine a literal sociopath who dislikes humanity finally learning to care and even have compassion for some people and possibly even humanity as a whole despite how self destructive it is. Sadly they fucked it up in the sequel by making him an edgy "HUMANITY IS AWFUL" faggot.
>>340832494
Clementine had it even worse.
>>340833132He wasn't part of the deal
>>340833215
The Soul of Cinder is an embodiment of every soul who has linked the fire up to that point.Gwyn included.
>>340831067
*Scottish
>>340833132
>killed the true mafioso who had a hard life
>Thomas Angelo
>Wife killed, daughter kidnapped, and declared a traitor all in one day
>Trapped in Hell for 12,000 years
>Finally climbs out with no memories, only rage
>Suddenly remembers it all, refreshing his pain
>Gets killed again, only 500 years in Hell this time
>Has to kill surrogate father
>Only person who has shown him genuine kindness since his daughter was taken gets killed
>Finds out that his daughter has been subjected to agony for the entirety of the time she's been kidnapped by having souls pushed through her like a magic coffe filter
>Finally kills the shit that set this in motion
>God shows up and steals his daughter
>Has to kill his Brother (in-law, but close)
>Finally gets to kill God, but dies to do it.
>>340833609
Thomas ratted his family out, as much as i liked the guy, he honestly had it coming.
>>340833609
>mfw I realized what was about to happen when I saw the car
I may have loved kicking thugs in the nuts but fuck, life was not fun for him.
>>340832441
that was big bosses waifu. Venoms waifu was quiet.
>>340828006
Doomguy.
>lives in america in peaceful suburbia
>has bunny that he loves more than anything
>gets recruited to be in the UAC military force
>takes bunny with him, can't live without that fucking bunny
>Commanding Officer orders him to fire on civilians
>says fuck that shit and beats the hell out of that POS CO
>gets shipped to mars with some of his military buddies
>portal to hell opens, spewing demons all over his friends, murdering all of them
>his bunny dies in this exchange
>friends and co workers are all zombified, he's left with a pistol and crude weaponry to try and survive through the base on mars
>fights for days and days on end, going to diverse areas on mars, until literally going to hell and kicking so much ass that Satan himself kicks you out
>goes home only to find out that his old neighborhood has been taken over by demons
>fights them off and then goes back to hell, ends up killing Satan himself
>lives the rest of his life killing all the demons that killed his friends, family, and bunny
>seemingly endless suffering and war, and the worst part is
>he slowly starts to enjoy bathing himself in the blood of his enemies, the stress of war corrupting his mind so fully that he experiences constant bloodlust and rage
>never at peace again, not for the rest of his miserable life
>except when he's standing in pools of demon blood
>he's not even aware of his declining mental state either, just constant death and desire for blood taking it's toll on him
>goodbye peace, tranquility, all of it
>just pain
>Protagonists who had hard drives
>>340833679"My wrath...is finally...gone..."
>>340834007
Not to mention
>Trapped in Hell
>sent across space and time for what may seem like millennia to him while fighting more demons
>finally subdued, put into a coffin and sleeps for unspecified amount of time
>wakes up in new universe, naked and in chains
>kills first thing he sees, cycle starts anew.
>>340828961
The burden of proof is on you m8
>Protagonists who have hard jives
>>340832118
tfw you had to play the whole game as scarry mcgee instead of that handsome sumbich on the right
>>340834074
>MFW It turns into Street Fighter
>>340832118
what a shitty way to end a great series. I remember getting excited as fuck when the Ground Zeroes trailer was released in 2012 and even more excited after the 2013 E3 footage. Then I finish the game feeling indifferent...
>>340834296
He just accepts fate, which makes it that much worse... he seems to forget the difference between pleasure and pain
>>340834539
>Implying the series is over
>>340834592
But anon,pain is pleasure
>>340834592
Is Doom Slayer magic? According to the Testament he got empowered by "Seraphim"
>>340834821
I don't know, anon
>>340834812
>>340834821
I read it as the demons making shit up to justify why a random Marine kicked their ass like 5 times.
>>340831652
He just wanted to take care of his ma... :(
>>340835012
1-3 are one of my favorite horror film franchises. Didn't care for the rest
>>340834596
Kojima will either make another MGS game involving the REAL Big Boss and say that TPP was just a prank to make us fans feel "the phantom pain".
OR
He just remakes MG1 and 2 and brings back David Hayter to voice Solid Snake again.
>>340835302
>Kojima
>involved with Metal Gear
>>340835302
Kojima left Konami.
Though both of those ideas sound awful anyway. I'd rather the series just die.
>>340833353
Except Alex isn't really Alex, it's the virus that took over his body. The real Alex is dead, died an edgy cunt who got butt mad he wasn't going to be credited for creating the race killing virus.
>parents killed, adopted by a village to which he is an outcast
>truth of his heritage is revealed at the same time he must utilise his courage by subduing the curse within the Great Deku Tree
>his villages' protector dies right before him, Mido denounces him as the root cause
>collects the sacred stones to trump Ganondorf but foolishly opens the way for him to enter the Sacred Realm
>must travel a bleak Hyrule under Ganondorf's rule, his allies made as a child shown succumbing to evil forces along the way
>after defeating Ganondorf, Zelda sends him to live the days he's missed, but in this past the people he had become to know aren't the same. he's just some boy again, no glory and no one to reminisce with since Na'vi left for no apparent reason
>skulks the lost woods for the only person who understands what they've been through and accomplished
>>340834304
>Orphaned at a young age because his parents were murdered
>Taken in by his brother who is a professional murderer at age 16 (unknown to Ludger)
>Trains his whole life to work at the same company as his brother, who is his only family and the most important person in his life
>Brother rigs the job interview so that he fails
>Decides to become a chef at the train station instead
>Immediately accused of pedophilia on the first day of the job by a little girl so that she could cause a distraction to sneak on board a train
>Follows girl onto train to clear his name, but the train gets hijacked by terrorists
>The terrorist is his brother
>Train blows up into a factory, one of the few survivors, but has critical wounds along with the girl
>Rescued by a man who saves your lives but puts you in debt for 15 Trillion dollars
>Is accused of being an accomplice to the hijacking
>Brother's boss literally owns him now
>Forced to go into alternate dimensions and literally destroy them, killing entire planets worth of populations regularly
>The woman in charge of managing his debt was his old waifu, who was never interested in him, but was interesting in his brother
>Lets go of an ally's hand, dropping her to her death
>Forced to fight himself in an alternate universe in order to protect his own as well as his alternate self's daughter who had chosen him over her real father who has gone insane and murdered everybody in that dimension
>Forced to kill his own brother so that he can reach the place where his boss is trying to sacrifice his not-daughter who has super cancer
>Boss is actually their father
>In stopping your dad, you also gain super cancer
>Sacrifice yourself so that your not-daughter doesn't die
And I cut a lot of shit out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A6k2Xk48QI
>>340835753
The worst part is that he's not even a Stalfos, which means Hero of Time Link DIDN'T die in the Lost Woods. he lived a full life and was never actually rewarded for his heroism.
>>340835937
>still wears bitching armor and probably killed monsters all the time
His life couldn't have been that bad. He just had to live it twice
>>340828006
He had I pretty solid life.
>>340835753
His life isn't hard at all. He even gets the pussy
>>340832562
Really?
>>340835937
>>340836018
They fell for the "Le Zelda has a timeline" meme
>Fucked up bad in his default life and tried to make himself immortal to try and fix things and hopefully alleviate his punishment
>Winds up becoming too immortal and keeps rebooting as a "new" person with each death
>Lives hundreds, if not thousands of lives, and pretty much all of them of have fucked up things even worse than the original
>final life the player takes control of has to clean up and handle the mess left by small country's worth of fuckups
No wonder he looks dead already.
>condemned to an eternity of being unable to feel anything other than negative emotions
Hardest life.
>>340836406
It can't be a meme if an official book exists.
>>340836681
That's life, anon. We all feel this way.
>>340836681
Asriel's a lil bich
>I'm gonna be a really good flower
>I'm gonna be a dick ass flower
>I don't wanna be a flower anymore
WOW SUCH A HARD LIFE
>>340836790
>responding to it
/v/ is full of a majority of underage children who genuinely believe that their personal opinion carries more veracity than any confirmed canon statements or creations.
>>340836790
They only brought that book out to take out their moronic fanbase
>>340837063
Nice bullshit, child.
>>340837250
I bet you collect amiibos
>>340831652
Fucking richter
At least he got some peace at the end
>>340837367
>this deflection
Keep it up, kiddo.
Post more protagonists with hard lives faggots, who cares
>>340837646
Okay, pic related.
>boss throws you in a giant pool of acid because you're surpassing him and hes super jealous
>burned to shit and become a blue jerky zombie
>forced to do the bidding of a giant squid monster for 3 games
>>340830497
fuck off edger
>aries's prank goes too far
>>340835302
Not happening anon. Kojima left Konami, Konami is using the Fox Engine to make pachinko machines, and David Hayter oficially fired as Snake. That franchise, as we know it, is dead now.
Solid Snake truly had a hard life.
>>340828006
>Became criminal because of Roman's Fault
>Loan sharks is chasing him and his Cousin
>Her Girlfriend Dies
>Roman dies
>Roman always asking him to go to bowling with him.
>>340835753
According to the timeline (HAH)
>married Malon
>fucked that bitch
>owned the Lon Lon Ranch
>begat offspring that saved the world over and over
Sounds bitchin' to me. But yeah, I do see where you are coming from. Being a great hero without the recognition feels hollow.
>>340838925
Not even half of his suffering.
>find out you once were a human, and a Sarafan at that
>turned into a vampire by the one you despised the most
>became his most trusted subordinate, killing your former brethren
Think about it
>>340840009
>becomes a sick-ass sword in the end
He got it good tho
>>340840510
>berserk: army men edition
>>340839540
NICO ITS YO KAWSIN LETS GO BOWLIN
