PLEASE NEWBEE, BEAT THE FILTHY REDDIT TEAMS!
GIVE NEWBEE OUR MEME MAGIC!
DEFEAT THE REDDIT TEAMS.
>ChuaN is our last hope
>>340825509
DEFEAT REDDIT PLEASE NEWBEE!
#PRAISEKEK
IF DUBS "TEAM LIQUID" AKA "TEAM REDDIT" WILL GET BTFO BY CHINA DOTA
>Jerax almost got killed by a Wall illusion
CHAOS WOJACK GIVE NEWBEE YOUR STRENGTH!
>>340826864
>>340825681
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REDDITPOSTER GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /v/ YOU FUCKING REDDIT NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>literally rooting for boring chink dota
Literal cucks glad I stopped caring about Dota
Anyone knows where the shoutcasts for these games are going?
I wasn't even aware this was going on because the videos are not on the usual channels
>>340827280
>boring chink dota
to be fair, the boring rice only chink meta ended years ago. chinese teams can be pretty entertaining now
>>340825509
>team liquid
Robots are being stomped
>>340827474
>team liquid
>not reddit
why is china the only country with qts casting games?
not only casting but they're analysts as well
>>340827637
They copied it from Korean, just like anything else in china.
is this the worst Major this year? borh boring teams and team secret/eg out in the first round. there was no storyline going for it
>>340827637
In a country of 1.35 BILLION people, you're bound to find eight people who are really skilled one way or another.
>>340827904
>caring about literal drama factories
EG & Secret are entertaining, but there's no reason to root for a roster that's going to change every 2 months and keep racking up disappointment
>>340827904
>2 memeteams get kicked out at the start b/c of how pathetic they are
All is well
>I'm going to EAT the cheese
What did he mean by this?
>>340827818
>>340827637
Hey, come on now.
We got our own qt analyst too. With way more sex appeal than those expressionless doll too.
>NaVi finished higher than EG and Secret
>So did Alliance
>That feel when Alliance and NaVi confirmed for TI6
China fangays BTFO!
EU dota best dota!
CHINKS BTFO
>>340828420
I want to fuck a tall Dutch goddess
LOL LIQUID GOES TO FINALS WAY TO CARRY THAT TEAM NAME NEWBEE
so happy that ChuaN's ass ugly face won't show up on the big screen anymore lol
LIQUID IS OUR FUCKING TEAM YOU FAGGOTS
>>340828420
when she hides those gums shes a goddess
>>340828763
he'll be at TI6 don't worry
>>340828420
It's like she went through puberty, she was pretty ugly a few years ago
Or learned to use makeup, i don't know
Hao ready to murder his shitty team
真tm完蛋
slacks was a mistake
>implying OG isn't going to win
Slacks is the level of cringe where it's genuinely entertaining and no longer cringe
>>340829023
i wouldn't hold it against him. their lineup was total bullshit.
what the fuck can they do with one fucking carry of course they'd get raped
>Not rooting for teams with Kuroky and N0tail
Do you not like fun
>that feel when met Slacks at TI5
I don't see why he wasn't on the production crew, he's a great guy and he knows way more about the game than Kaci
>>340829195
>america
it's not going to happen
other countries are too better at your games
>>340829373
>not mentioning Jarax
Nigga is so chill.
>>340829454
Jarax is a great player as well, I'd say his Phoenix was the biggest factor in that win
>>340829385
>implying this isn't bound to happen again since EG destroyed Secret from within and strengthened their lineup with a better Position 4
>>340829649
>dive into entire team and egg
>oh, he's throwing
>wins the fucking game at 8 minutes
What the fuck even
>>340829731
WOW LOOK AT ALL THOSE AMERICAN-BORN CITIZENS
pathetic
>>340829454
I want Jarax to fuck me right in my pussy.
>>340829971
>only one not born in North America is Sumail
?
>>340829731
That guy holding the camera cord looks super hyped.
>>340825509
>NAcucks BTFO
>>340825509
Why the fuck would you want the fucking chinks to win? Good thing they lost and it's OG vs Liquid.
>>340830445
>Not wanting China vs EU instead of EU vs Germany
>>340825509
Look at this fucking noob. You have to understand meme magic before you can harness it.
>implying this guy isn't going to win the cosplay contest
BOOM, THERE IT GOES
I want to fuck Alodia
>>340830995
>implying the meme masters OG aren't going to win
>Unironically wishing for a Chinese team to win
Kill yourself. Remember : as long as a Western team wins, we all win. Don't surrender to the Asians, lest they consume Dota like they did with so many other games.
>Clockwerk didn't even get Top 3
Like gears in the rain, Scoob
>chinks
>standing a chance against the children of Tengri
history repeats itself
>>340835412
>Germans
>Standing a chance against BigDaddy and MoonMemer
HOLD THE DOOR
>>340836676
Who brought this dank meme into my Dota 2?
FUCKING PEENOIS
>Lifestealer, Earth Spirit, Slardar, and Riki
bumping with best hero
I haven't watched any dota in three years. Someone pls catch me up on the meta thx
>>340839104
a lot more emphasis on teamfights and the early game
>Alchemist got the first bounty rune
>Isn't absurdly ahead in net worth by now
>game with rng being taken seriously as a competitive game
you can't make this shit up
>>340840343
nobody said anything about Overwatch
>>340840392
what rng does overwatch have?
>OG
what went wrong?
>>340841758
Kuro is just right.
>>340840343
what is a coinflip?
>>340841917
>When the Amplify Damage is just right
>chinese subhumans btfo again
feels goood man
>Lifestealer is in the meme meta
>Gets blown the fuck out by a fucking Riki
>>340831151
>>340834612
Wasn't lewd enough
Sorry old friend... I let you dooownn...
Why is DP first ban material?
I haven't followed DotA much since TI5 and I remember her never being picked back then
>>340842596
Only against Liquid, FATA- is a beast on that hero.
>>340842596
Now she have pugna's ult as an normal skill.
>>340842596
Soul siphone
>have 9k mmr player
>give n0lans mid and a carry that will eat all farm
>actually rely on n0lans to carry the game
ayy lmao
>Earth Spirit doesn't work for you
>First pick Earth Spirit again
>Let them get Slardar again
>>340843147
its more of a deny pick cause jerax is literally broken with that hero and cr1t is atleast decent
>>340842916
Technically speaking it is more powerful than Pugna's ult.
>can't be interrupted
>slows
>no CD
>pure damage/based on percentage
>can be used on multiple targets simultaneously
>whoever gets outdrafted wins
I don't understand this game anymore
>>340843748
>whoever gets outdrafted wins
It's because the good teams lost to cheese drafts in BO1's. Now we have to watch 2 meh tier teams win via hero draft and not game skills.
>>340843748
Now the pros have to suffer through the same meta we've been living for years in The Trench
>>340843925
Dude are you high, OG and Liquid are literally the highest ranked teams right now.
Lycan 3 tanks and a support.
I don't know what they were thinking.
>pre-emptive Egg and Chrono
>Liquid player blinks into the Chrono
>Phoenix every game
Why does nobody ban that cunt?
>Elder Titan is first ban material
>>340846760
Have you seen cr1t play ET?
>>340847383
Thought so, you would understand if you did.
>>340846851
Does he max the spirit first? Because that seems like a fucking retarded build and yet I see publords do it all the time
