Well /v/?
Because otherwise Nintendo would be completely redundant outside of updates to the app.
Because is one of the few franchises people buy at full price.
How are people too stupid to comprehend stuff like Uncharted not being on Xbox or no Pokemon for Ps4?
Because apps are universally shit you fucking mong.
>>340824438
I literally can't think for myself the post
Haha
>>340824438
Same reason Mario Kart is not on PS4, Xbox, or PC.
>>340824438
Playing on tablets or cellphones sucks ass.
>>340824438
If they make it so you can play Mario Kart on your phone you won't buy a Nintendo DX handheld gameboy system or whatever the fuck it is called now.
>mario kart on a touch screen
This is shared on facebook by the same people who havent played a mario kart game since they were 10.
>>340824438
How would you play with a touch screen? Virtual buttons always control like ass, and would make drifting near impossible.
>>340824438
Go away John Oliver
>>340824438
>it's the current year
>download N64 emulator on essentially any modern phone
>go through the very small amount of setup to get it working
>Mario Kart is an app
Mario Kart has been an app for a long time, you just need brain cells in order to get it working. And no, I'm not saying you need lots of brain cells. I'm saying you need any, like at least one brain cell.
>>340826183
The problem is that you need no more than zero brain cells to enjoy playing like that.
>>340825997
Why are people even like this?
Saw my cousin wearing some nice mario hat and hoodie
She havent played a mario game since mario 64 fuck that shit
I went to the eshop earlier today cause I felt like buying mario kart and I found out that shit is STILL 60 dollars after two fucking years.