Is this annoying cunt gonna be at E3?
>>340800530
Unfortunately.
Always anon, always
johnny bench called
GIRLWOOOOOD
Yes.
#girlwood
shes more likely yo be there than beyond good and evil 2 ;(
#girlwood
>>340800530
How else are they going to get the neckbeard /pol/ racists to watch E3?
>>340800741
nigger dont get me triggered
>>340800530
I can't wait to see what dank memes she creates for the lulz while talking about how epic Watch Dogs 2 is going to be. It's going to be a fucking trainwreck.
who is she again
I wonder what fresh spicy memes she's cooking
bring back mr.caffeine
Pitch me a meme /v/
They should honestly just bring back Joel Mchale.
>>340800741
>not liking an annoying person
>WAAAAH YOU DON'T LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST
>tfw no amazonian waifu
for real tho beyond good and evil would sell MUCH better than watch dogs 2. AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT IT UBISHIT
>>340800886
>Joel Mchale
The hero we deserved.
Do you think we're gonna see the Dreamcast 2 at E3?
>>340800530
I kinda want her. I need new memes.
Like honestly real question, without trying to demean her, has she been to anything other than Friends?
Sure hope so
:^)
DUDE SENPAI LMAO
DUDE SELFIE LMAO
DUDE FUCK LMAO
DUDE WEED LMAO
>implying she isn't the best part of e3
shit is boring as fuck now
Pretty hot desu
>>340801060
black girls are gross. white girls are the best.
>talking shit about the best part of E3
>>340801118
E3 should always be press-only.
>>340800914
Don't kid yourself. Watchdogs 2 is going to sell millions.
>>340800530
MEMES
>>340800893
>not liking an annoying person
>HERE LET ME MAKE HOURLY THREADS ABOUT IT FOR TGE NEXT SIX MONTHS
>>340801161
Holy shit I didn't know women could bald, but she proved me wrong.Pretty hot.
>>340801020
She is the current host of Whose Line.
Which is a shame, old U.S Wgose Line was great because of the relationship between everyone and Drew. Now it is pretty unfunny because Aidha ruins a lot. The artists are still great though. Also they always have to bring in a new person every episode, the only recurring from the old epusodes is Jeff Davis.
LANA
There is going to be so much pandering to women and blacks, it will look like an Atheist+ rally.
Presenters will come up on the stage and the first thing they'll say is "I identify as trans, I identify as kinky, I identify as furry"
>>340801161
>>340801303
i identity as a foot slave. sadly no girls ever gonna want me so i should kill myself
>>340801303
>Presenters will come up on the stage and the first thing they'll say is "I identify as trans, I identify as kinky, I identify as furry"
Who is going to say it first? My money's on Bioware
>>340801231
Black women's hair isn't naturally straight like that
The patchiness is from the bottom most layer still being just slightly curly because they can't straighten it without burning the scalp
>>340801020
She does the voice for Lana on archer.
LIVING MEME
>>340800828
LANA
>>340801435
Good thing I don't watch Archer because that show isn't funny.
>>340801425
Natural hair looks better for everyone, to be honest.
It's a real shame that people style their hair, other than cutting it shorter.
>>340801435
black woman voices aryan white bitch.
>silence
white bitch voices black nigger chick
>MUH DIVERSITY
>>340801583
Enjoy your new episode of Family Guy, gaylord
>>340801636
>>340801583
Both of these shows are shit. Only cartoon aimed at adults that's worth watching is first five seasons of Simpsons.
>>340801717
rick and morty -_-
>>340801636
Family Goy sucks too. The last good season was season 6.
I'll stick to South Park.
MAYS MAYS or vulgar humor that falls flat and becomes awkward providing fuel for e3 2016 montages
>>340801767
>>340801789
Shit taste gaylords.
>>340801789
>The last good season was season 6
>good season
>Family Guy
Shit taste confirmed.
>>340800530
Yes, thankfully. She provides the memes and I like when they bring some manlet dev on stage next to her.
>>340801767
To be fair, I haven't seen any of it.
But it seems like the cartoon equivalent of The Big Bang Theory.
Well shit, I just saw the trailer for the first season. I guess I'll watch it.
>>340802041
its good it actually has intelligent humor instead of being a south park clone. i thought id hate it 2 but i love it
![aisha-tyler-gm_l7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BvTtcrY.jpg "aisha-tyler-gm_l7[1].jpg")
Who /aisha/ here ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDpmKkycf0
>>340802170
>smell the glove
>>340801948
damn her feet in those heels look yummy. too bad shes a meme queen
>>340802210
Great album
>>340801603
>aryan white bitch.
Okay
>>340802170
15 YEARS AGO
Now she's fat and old.
>>340802024
> I like when they bring some manlet dev on stage next to her.
This. Especially when she brings it up and makes an effort to hide the height difference. My sides leave the planet.
>>340801603
>Lana
>white
Shut up, faggot.
You haven't even watched the show.
>>340802298
BLACK DONT CRACK RACIST
Does Ubisoft keep her locked in a basement somewhere until E3 rolls around?
>>340800530
am i the only one who wishes to hatefuck this nigress?
like i hate her, and all her dank memes... but i also wanna pound the shit out of her... her pink pussy
its so weird man
BRING BACK MR CAFFEINE
>>340802308
>>340802024
>pretending to be taller than Aisha on a Cambodian Hindu Temple discussion public forum
>>340801156
>white girls are the best.
Sure
>>340801767
>>rick and morty -_-
Is a pile of shit.
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>>340802409
they are tho. that jawline proves she will produce masculimr aryan kids
>>340802308
I want to eat her chocolate pussy AHHH
>>340801717
Bobs Burgers
>>340802409
Now that's a jaw. Imagine the top tier genetics a son with her would have.
>>340802232
>wearing a see-through dress
>you're drooling over her fucking shoes
Footfags are cancer.
not sure why but every time she speaks I'm transported back to high school classrooms
>ah, wasn't that good?
>did you enjoy that?
>do you want to watch some more?
it's kinda condescending
>>340802628
>that cheeky breeki on the left
>>340801161
>ass flatter than a pancake
no thank you
>>340802628
now now. dont get ur jimmies rustled. her ass is on point and her tits are gods gift to slaves.
Anyone got a schedule?
Hope she comes out on a unicycle
>>340801156
>>340802484
White girls age like milk in the fucking summer.
They're only good looking until the time they grow a few brain cells and start using them and then they turn into old ladies cause of all the stress that they can't deal with.
Aging power chart:
Asians > Brown folk (minus Mexicans) > Blacks > Europeans >>> Americans
>>340800530
i think OP just hates women
>>340802840
That would be the coolest shit ever
>>340802817
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340801603
>aryan white bitch
Anon literally attached an image to the post you quoted. Are you so triggered you can't even see straight?
>>340802401
I never claimed that. If she wore stripper heels or platforms, she'd probably be taller than me. I'm the average white adult male height, 6'2".
whys she called girlwood? she got a huge fockin peckah or sumpthin?
>>340802489
>tfw her Imageset.
Don't make me go fap anon.
>>340802858
i just want a girl to love me man. im not shitposting now im serious. i'll never be alpha and have attractive girls. it sucks. :(
>>340802995
I'm in the same boat as you, brother.
I'd settle down with someone who'd make a good mom.That's what life is about, right? Passing on your jeans?
>>340801717
King of the Hill is great
>>340801767
>reddit the animated series
>>340803091
>pissing on your jeans
>>340803091
i saw a thread on here about dying on stream ive actually thought about killing myself on stream. woule u watch if i put my twitch name in the thread?
What the fuck is up with 'modern' cartoons nowadays anyway?
>go hang out at friend's place every so often
>will sometimes have very very indescribably GARBAGE 'adult' cartoons playing on Netflix
>terrible animation, not a single amount of humor, spews normalfag jokes like "got 'em!"
>so awkward that I feel uncomfortable and don't even want to be in the same room as this shit
>friend agrees that they're terrible but he doesn't change it immediately although he uses the same kind of humor often irl when I'm over
I don't know if he or his wife is the one watching the trash but it seriously broke my expectations of how universally awful a show could be.
>>340800530
Hope so. She can be cringey as fuck but she's one of the better presenters at E3.
>>340803125
>reddit: the x
Reminder that this is not a valid criticism if you don't have anything to back it up
>>340803230
You can't get Internet Famous from beyond the grave, scrub
>>340803230
Maybe.
Toaster Steve is my an hero.
>tfw I literally can't stop thinking about her big fat throbbing girlwood
>>340803397
if no girl will ever want my beta ass then whats the point of life. i'll never have a girl who i can hold kiss laugh and enjoy my life with. im so alone it hurts
>>340803573
18+ website, and you should try to take your meds
>>340802772
Not my first choice but I'm not going to act like I wouldn't dive into that pussy given the chance
>>340803635
im not shitposting. and i am over 18 jackass.
>weed jokes
>excessive swearing
>gay/penis jokes
>"""memes"""
>over-energetic
>over-emotional
>talks over guests
>makes guests visibly uncomfortable
>apparently racist or intimidated for disliking a 0/10 """"comedian""""
She makes fucking Jamie Kennedy look like a pro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM
>>340802984
Yup. She got semi-erect during E3 a few years ago, and there was a visible 8-10" bulge in her leggings.
![1398879142291.cached[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/96nEk5S.jpg "1398879142291.cached[2].jpg")
>>340801583
It fell off in recent seasons, but prime Archer is fucking hilarious dude, there's no way you can watch this scene and not lose it. I mean the joke density is just incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K_WmV50e7c
>>340803573
go back to /r9k/
She the only reason I'd watch an Ubi conference at this point.
>>340803761
You will be fine just wait it out
>>340802770
>>340803573
Honest advice.
Go masturbate to the hottest thing you can find.
That immediate rush of hormones will get your mind off of girls.
>feel lonely every once in a while
>go masturbate
>forget all my worries
>start thinking rationally
>realize that having a wife/husband is only a timesink that doesn't return anything of value
>realize that """love""" is a meme and that the strongest love only exists between a boy and his mother
>contemplate ways in which I can keep my mom alive for a longer time
>realize that I'm turning into Norman Bates
>imokaywiththis.jpg
>>340803761
Yeah well I'm the fucking Pope
>>340803895
honestly if beyond good and evil 2 isnt confirmed this year i WILL kill myself. without a doubt. its the only thing tying me to this world anymore. my favorite game from my childhood.
She's hot.
>>340803573
>a girl will magically appear out of no where and love me one day
Nope
>>340804001
Rest in peace my nigga, you died too young
She's alright in my book
>>340803835
that shit isn't funny
>>340803230
Back when 4chan was a decent place, people would become an hero on livestream.
![dont_believe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bvj5Y0L.jpg "dont_believe[1].jpg")
>>340804179
>>340804149
Based
>>340804149
Not even a trumpnigger, but that's just blatant agenda pushing.
>>340804149
you're treading in dangerous territories
>>340804274
Not even in the slightest. I tried watching like three episodes and it's like - no, I guess it's just really popular with people who aren't funny.
>>340804149
Welp, can't argue with that. I am now a #cruzmissile.
>>340804390
What shows do you find funny?
>>340804149
>Follow your dreams
>WOW WHAT AN INSPIRATION!
>>340800530
That giant niggress is Lana. She's alright
>>340804149
Yep, she fits in there alright. I'm sure all those 5000+ people will be motivated by ... this.
>book shill
>kickstarter shilll
>nonsensical shit about learning from mistakes
>SO RANDOM CHEETOS LMAO
So wait, there's shit tomorrow afternoon? EA and Bethesda later, ya?
>>340801161
The worst part for me to watch was when she tried to play off a joke Trey Parker made while they were on stage. The other stuff was bad but that part hurt.
i think the way im going to go out is od on a mixture of medications. antidepressants and shit. cutting my wrists just confirms im gonna die and go to hell so i'll be sad in my last moments. however if i take pills i'll be numbed out and wont even know im about to burn in a pit of fire forever. :(
Okay faggots, I think we're missing the real question to ask.
How many of you killed her in Watch_Dogs?
>>340804149
>Quentin Tarantino is the best director
Holy crap she's retarded
>>340804468
Red Dwarf
>>340802995
>>340803230
>>340803573
>>340803761
>>340804001
You should really stop being such a loser. Go out, be social, do something other than play videogames, take up something creative (writing, woodworking, whatever). And talk to a mental health professional, not redditors in the cesspool of the internet.
>that feel when the funniest television series is over a decade dead
>>340804620
>Installing Watch Dogs on your fucking computer
Not if you held a gun to my head
>>340804363
>hating on reddit in 2016
wow so brave
>>340804620
That would imply that I bothered with that pile of garbage game.
>>340804620
>playing Watch Dogs
>>340804673
>start talking about some vague shit
>don't even mention the name
What's her name, /v/?
>>340804621
>laugh track
opinion discarded
>>340803953
>realize that having a wife/husband is only a timesink that doesn't return anything of value
Well that depends on what you value. I'd say having someone who actually gives a fuck about me and is in my corner as I grow sicker/older, and a family is something of value. I don't want to be a single old man and adults that give a shit about you become few and far between as you progress through life.
>>340804748
dont lie the game was hyped to death when it came out. u played it faggot
>>340804620
Why isn't she a giant amazonian ogre woman in the game like she is irl?
>>340804390
I agree with you. I saw it after many recommendations. Its just loud, obnoxious, obvious and toilet humor. This is why I also dislike standup and why the Deadpool movie sucked. I like clever humor, stuff thats sutble and muti faceted like seasons 1-10 of Simpsons. I dont need to hear a punchline, meme jokes or loud noises to laugh.
>>340800530
well I hope so ... if you watch that shit you don´t deserve it any better
Having her stand next to the game developers was always the best part of Ubisoft's show.
>>340804570
I don't really care for Trey Parker and Matt Stone's work, but that was really great to see them on stage poking fun at the shitshow that is the video game industry.
>>340804149
>[CURRENT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS DUMB]
>(ten minute applause break filled with laughter)
>>340804620
I didn't play that fucking garbage because I knew that Ubisoft speaks in nothing but lies at every conference and every show they do but they're protected because "It's a beta, it might change before release!". It's a Ubisoft default: cool idea, horrible execution.
>>340804874
>trumpfags get mad when people insult their meme candidate
>>340804865
>>340804876
>chappelle's show is over
I didn't want to be reminded, you massive cunt.
![846[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2Av9xhU.gif "846[2].gif")
>>340804848
i agree but this post is so fedora it's not funny
>>340804274
Ha ha ha! He said Mancy, which is an uncommon name, which made them think he was saying Nancy! Genius!
>>340804505
Do you know what 'nonsensical' means?
>>340804980
At least his newer stand-ups still retain that lovely sense of humor. Good to know he hasn't lost it.
>>340800893
There's some truth though
I kinda dislike her but most "crticisms" I see here are pure /pol/shit
>>340804961
im a manlet so id still be her slave. :(
>>340804961
I hate how they have to shoehorn the fucking coloreds into a white man's event.
>>340804951
>He thinks I like Trump because I don't like low hanging fruit jokes
Delicious
>>340804824
Join a monastery.
They'll give a shit.
Gives your mind some peace too. Unlike leading, or being part of a family, which is like diving blindfolded headfirst into a dark pit with nothing but one or more idiots trying to find a way out.
>>340805041
Yes, it describes parts of that post well enough which aren't book or kickstarter plugs.
>>340801156
look, a virgin
>>340805016
right? its pretty good, told you if you gave it a chance you'd like it.
I'm also pretty fond of
>B
>"Bravo"
>thank you
>>340800824
>she creates
u sure about this anon? you sure that's not some tumblr meme superstar Ubi employee?
>>340805336
dude i am and i alrrady said it if beyond 2 doesnt get announced im streaming myself oding on pills and dying. i cant take being a beta loser anymore. :( tuth be told shes good looking and i was shitposting about hating blacks
>>340803835
I don't know if literally all the jokes flew over my head or something but that was the most inane, unfunny shit I've ever seen.
>>340800824
Yeah like "Who left the christmas lights on during the apocalypse!?", instant classic, right?
Oh Aisha, you're utterly hilarious.
>>340805480
dont do it anon u have so much vidya to live for
>>340805480
Don't respond to shitposting, newfriend.
>>340801583
Archer was good seasons 1-3
>>340801156
The only thing white girls are the best at is getting killed by their boyfriends or husbands, they excel at annoying men into murderous rages.
>>340804865
>>340804961
as entertaining as watching Andrew House and his tiny hands
>>340805621
im not shitposting. idk what u want to prove it but im not and i'll prove it with whatever u need
>>340800530
I only watch it for her tbqh
Shes the most entertaining person imo.
I hope she talks aboutdat boior some othermeme
>>340805721
>lacks basic elementary reading comprehension
Okay forget I said anything.
>>340805682
Is that you, Patrice?
>>340805693
That's Fredrick Playstation
>>340805480
Calm down bro
Are you bad looking?
>>340803182
>>340803091
>pasting on your jizz
>>340805784
Do you find her genuinely entertaining or can you not look away, akin to a car crash?
>>340805161
>coloreds
Holy shit go to bed, grandpa.
Are you fucking 90 years old?
>>340805912
not him, but it's the latter for me
it's like watching a more surreal version of The Room
but in real life
God I fucking hate niggers. I'd love to stomp this stinking cunt's head into pulverized oblivion.
>>340805912
both but more the latter.
Its just she starts talking about memes and its gets worse and worse and you just have a pretty neat time watching it.
"what will she do next?"
"i hope she talks about another meme"
"who cares about that game let her talk again"
>>340806118
Calm your edge there, Johnny. We know Tyrone didn't pass you the rock in gym class, but that's no reason to hate black folk.
>>340805871
yea i am. im fat ugly and even if i wasnt fat i have wide hips so aesthetically id look like shit. im a 5'10 manlet endomorph with 20 inch shoulders and wide hips and no girls ever gonna love me and it sucks. ive been out of school since january im staying at my pwrentd place cuz my anxiety is that bad i haven't left the house for anything meaningful in months. i spend my nights crying myself to sleep because of how lonely i am. ive tried to get a job but i havent been able to get 1 (im still an anarcho capitalist not a shitty socialist tho) idk my life is screwed either way. :(
>>340806118
But she's not a nigger. She's only an unfunny and cringey black woman.
>>340802858
You're fucking crazy if you look at the vast majority of late-middle aged asian women and think that's attractive.
>>340806358
no one caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
>>340801228
good shit. thanks for showing up sally.
>>340802858
>Asians
>>340801717
I disagree
>>340806549
i know thats why im venting on 4chan
>>340802858
I live in East Asia bro, you're wrong. I wouldn't know about black and brown people but they look like utter shit regardless of age, so I guess it doesn't matter.
>>340801717
Venture Bros mother fucker.
>>340803773
I'd suck her off so hard if she had a feminine 9 incher
>>340806358
get well anon! everything will be daijoubu
>>340806889
This show is hard to get into and its humour's a bit off for my taste, but damn does it hook you good by the S1 finale. Isn't S3 out soon?
>>340800639
DELETE THIS
>>340807035
>Asians aren't attractive
>Neither are black or brown people
So you just find like 90% of the population of the planet to be ugly? Seems like a bit of a sweeping assessment to make.
>>340807202
July I think.
>>340806441
>unfunny and cringey
>woman
Redundant tbqh
>>340807327
Not him, but good reading comprehension anon
>>340807420
Women have their own brand of humor. It mainly consists of making fun of men for being men.
>>340807445
>I wouldn't know about black or brown people but they look like shit regardless
Well considering that a lot of asians could actually be filed under brown people anyway I'm not even far off regardless.
>>340807420
You got me there.I have mostly female friends and I know of not a single one who is genuinely funny or witty.
>>340807502
>Amy Schumer in a nutshell
What are the odds of any of them actually making a big deal about trans stuff at their show?
I doubt any of them wanna go first out of fear of backlash, probably from the trans people anyway
might skip ubisoft press conference or just mute when she speaks
>>340807502
Female attempts at humor are mostly derivative of male humor because women have no natural impetus to be funny. Humor is a social lubricant for men to help them advance their relations with other people. Women don't have to use anything like that due to being innately socially valuable.
>>340806889
Go away, BoJack
>>340800530
what's your problem with women?
selfish faggot
>>340807420
Who's less funny? Women or the Japanese?
>>340807840
Japanese women.
>>340807840
I was tempted to say Japanese women, but I genuinely laughed at some parts of FMA.
>>340807840
japanese women
>>340807840
Japanese. They are basically a nation of people with autism, thanks to their culture I guess.
>>340808054
Explanation
>>340807840
Japanese created shit like Takeshis castle which is always good fun and laughs, the fuck have women got?
>>340808217
I Love Lucy?
>>340807840
Women.
I don't know the Japanese language so I can't say anything about their humor.
>>340808217
>been rewatching some of the earlier episodes of MxC
Such a great show.
>>340800530
>shillary supporter
>>340808217
I'm sure everyone will disagree, but 30 Rock was great for the first couple of seasons. Too bad Tina Fey is just awful with everything else she makes.
Looks like I'll have to be that guy.
What does Lady Tyler have to do with E3 or /v/ ?
>>340807840
Women by far. Japanese have some extremely funny game shows
>>340808593
30rock is alright but Fey herself is the worst part of the show. Morgan Tracy and the boss guy I forget the name of carried the show.
>>340800530
MEME FRIENDLY SHOW
>>340808775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDpmKkycf0
Warning: cringe ahead
>>340808775
>he doesnt know
>>340808775
>babbys first E3
>>340800530
Idk but sexy would bang
>>340808215
>Hah! this is awesome! Get your sticks here
DELETE THIS
>>340809102
Make him smaller
>>340808913
Nope. I made it about 10 seconds in. I just can't do it.
>>340809195
Anon plsI'm on Linux, I can't do shit
>>340809443
DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIES ANON
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH GIMP
>>340808913
I got thirty seconds in, thanks anon
Stop making my waifu cry.
>>340808913
Technically the skit has become a meme. Man fuck this gay earth
>you will never see another show like Wonder Showzen
>>340809621
I thought that was Dave Chappell from the thumbnail
>>340809575
Green Is My... Pepper? Sorry I don't know what the hell you're trying to say.
>>340808913
>human, life-sized, MEME
Hits like a runaway train every time I hear it
>>340803573
>>340809720
Kill yourself
#E3SoWhite
Will it trend? Will she start the movement?
