You're running out of time to buy the booze you'll need for this
>drinking alcohol
Heh... no thanks
>VR or Virtual Reality
We'll die though
>>340786925
>drugs/alcohol
Fucking normalfags ruining this board.
>>340787003
I know you're meming but unironically this
Shit's nasty.
reminder that if you drink anything but scotch and some occasional beer, you are a blaring faggot
>>340787942
you must be at least 18 years old to post on this website
>>340788263
You forgot Port Wine!
>>340787003
>>340787665
>>340787942
It's not often someone in my position gets to call someone a pussy. But you are all fucking pussies.
>>340788263
And you. You're a pretentious asshat.
>>340786925
Seriously though OP, are you trying to kill the lost of us off with alcohol poisoning? I don't think even I can handle that much booze.
>>340786925
>alcohol
is it high school all over again?
>>340786925
Liver disease general?
>>340787003
>>340787665
>>340787942
>>340789368
Challenge accepted, I'll be drunk anyways, what's a few more shots and passing out on the bathroom floor like college?
Good times.
>All these under 18 straight edge kids in this thread
>>340786925
>take a shot when a sequel is announced
>take a shot for crowdfunding campaigns
>drink for VR
so is this some kind of suicide cult? Do I need to buy the special shoes or are they going to be provided?
>>340786925
yeah nah
ill be stuck at work during the whole thing anyway, what am i going to do come home
have a dozen shots in a row? I'm not young enough to do that shit anymore
>>340787003
>>340787665
>>340789368
>>340789479
Is 4chan a straight edge website now?
>>340789896
>poisoning your body because "it le feels good brah. it's funxD"
Fuck off.
>>340786925
I actually am, I invited some friends from work over to do this and I haven't actually bought anything yet. Tomorrow is my last chance. I need something not too strong as we all have to work the next day and would rather not die.
>>340790226
Straight edge is just a fun mem
>>340790286
Is that what they say on the straight edge subreddit?
>>340789896
Not underaged, just smart
>>340790286
I remember when I was 14 years old aswell
>>340788691
Port tastes like oversweetened aids. If I wanted diabetes I'd eat candy.
>>340790526
Drinking alcohol every once in awhile is actually good for the heart and body. Just the same as men who smoke cigars are more likely to live longer for whatever reason.
>>340790772
>this is what alcoholics actually believe
>>340790772
People who can afford to smoke cigars can also probably afford top notch healthcare.
>tfw my friends don't know how to do anything without it involving alcohol now
Its always now an excuse to drink and I am sick of it
>>340787343
it's just a sip faggot
>>340790902
Actually, he is right. A moderate amount of alcohol occasionally is good for the body and great for relaxing/having a good time ofc. All it takes is a wee google my straight edge amigo.
>>340791042
That's the joke.
>>340790526
You are an actual autist beyond even the normally disgustingly low standards of /v/ if you do not drink alcohol at least once a month.
>>340786925
>drinking
wew lads
where's the fucking E3 smoking game for us 420bros?
>>340791109
I DISAGREE WITH YOU! NOW I WILL OUTRAGEOUSLY OVERREACT
>>340789898
Funhaus just wants everyone dead
>>340791370
I hope you overdose on marijuana you degenerate
>consuming alcohol
No thanks, I've got a little something called "self-respect".
>>340791828
Is that why your on 4chan?
>>340786925
>drinking
Man I really am too old for this place. i was wrong when i thought the average person here was in their 20s
I'll be in Vegas doing my part to get plastered.
>>340791828
>He doesn't allow himself the comfort of relaxing at the end of the week with a few scotches
>>340787665
>>340787942
>>340787003
Fuck off, losers
>>340791828
>self-respect
>browsing /v/
pick one
>>340788263
>Hating Bourbon Whisky
Kill yourself
>>340790772
>i-it's actually good for health
>live longer for "whatever reasons"
Y. Mous, Anon. "Baseless Claims. The Short Posts of My Life." 4chan, /v/ -Video Games. 11. June, 2016. Self published web blog.
>>340790905
I'm poor as fuck and I can buy cigars
>>340791828
You got a little something called bitchitis too
>>340790902
> he doesn't know about the positive effects alcohol has for your heart
8 ounces of wine or hard liquor, or 16 ounces of dark beer a day is the amount an average man can drink. It's good for your heart, digestive system, and blood.
Just like everything else it's the excessive use that damages you.
I love how you can tell the people who never had any friends in high school and college.I imagine you guys just sort of stay out home 24/7 at your parents and talk about how much better you are than everyone else out having fun, being social, and they can still come home get laid, and then play some video games.
Anybody bitching about alcohols taste hasn't had mixed drinks yet. Go buy some Malibu and mix it with your favorite soda or juice of choice you little cucks. Then move on from there.
>>340792346
>WOW GAIS ANYONE CAN BUY CIGARS AT THE LIQUOR STORE ON MY CORNER
>Y-YOURE JUST A B-B-BITCH CANT HANG WITH USSS COOL GAMERS HUH
>>340792227
Don't you have a saloon to fuck off to Doc Holliday?
So this is my first time here from /sp/.
Someone please ELI5 what is this E3 and why do you have a drinking game for it?
>>340787003
>Psilocybin
>Cannabis
>LSD
>Salvia
Literally bleach is more entertaining than alcohol.
>>340792346
Cigarillos aren't cigars and most poor people don't waste their money on such an expensive luxury
>>340792609
tfw no amount if weed or wax gets me high. Edibles are my last hope before I move on to something like cocaine.
>>340792587
E3 is a big get together of gaming companies to sell us DLC with fancy trailers and memes.
>>340792573
Sounds like someone is having flashbacks to being bullied.
>>340792636
I'm aware they aren't, I can still buy them and I'm broke as fuck. I only buy 1-2 a month but mostly because I'm just not fond of cigars unless I'm with some friends and just hanging out.
Alcoholics general?
>>340792573
You sound like you're projecting something.
>>340792872
So it's just like a bunch of commercials or something?
And you guys see this as an occasion to get drunk? That's pretty fucking lame lmao.
>>340792876
>Sounds like someone is having flashbacks to being bullied
It really is ironic considering you're getting so butthurt mad and defensive over anonymous posts on 4chan
>>340792584
Literally drink bleach
>>340793020
welcome to /v/
>>340792587
It's like the NFL Draft, you watch it to see all the upcoming stuff and where it'll go and you're just left sad and disappointed every time. And you want to kill yourself every time an announcer/Goodell is on screen.
>taking shots for TLG, KH3 and Shenmue 3
Why? They're confirmed already and all but the latter have gameplay. I'd take a shot if they WEREN'T there.
>>340793041
>>340792587
Basically its when a bunch of major companies get together to show what they are working on. A bit 3-4 day event.
>>340793020
>You guys see this as an occasion to get drunk?
When you have seen as many E3s as some of us have, its depressing NOT to drink while watching.
I love FunHaus. Don't wanna die though
>>340793256
Funhaus wants you to die, though.
>>340793256
Seriously, I don't have the same tolerance as you Lawrence and Peake, I'm not 22 anymore at college parties.
>>340786925
>PT
>bonus shots
If PT is shown I think you should have to finish the nearest bottle holy fuck.
>>340792587
>ELI5
We speak English or Japanese on /v/, not whatever language that is
>>340790226
>straight edge
>not drinking alcohol nor doing drugs means that I'm edgy
What's next, going to the church makes me an edgy?
>consuming anything intoxicating
Norman leave.
you guys are drinking regional craft beer RIGHT?
also NO IPAs
>>340793531
>What's next, going to the church makes me an edgy?
No, that just makes you a sheep
>>340793568
fuck you IPAs are greatI enjoy most beer
So what are you gents drinking?
I'm going Rollin Rock for the beers andFireball Whiskyfor the shots
>drinking games
>on a board full of kids who can't legally buy alcohol
this was fun in '07 and '08. not so much anymore.
>>340793637
Libcuck Berniefag spotted.
>>340786925
>Red Dead Redemption 2
You mean Red Dead 3 you fucking faggots?
>>340786925
>getting drunk 4 days in a row
>what is alcohol poisoning
>>340793723
>rolling rock and fireball
I remember being 11 and having my first drink too.
>>340786925
I can't drink senpai I'm in recovery. For an alcoholic one drink is too many and a thousand is not enough.
>>340793723La Croix
>>340787003
>not rinking constantly to stop thinking about your life
>>340793889
I was going to go harder but
>take a shot every time you see a graphic t
I don't want to fucking die.
>>340786925
My friends and I always use joints instead of alcohol, since these things always seem to fall on fucking weekdays. Fuck going to work with a hangover.
>>340793836
There is no Red Dead REDEMPTION 2
You fucking retard
>>340793836
You're one of those faggots, huh?
>>340794190
No bully
>>340794190
Red Dead Rebuttal
>>340793723
Sangria
>>340793836
>implying anyone gives a shit about RD revolver
SHIT GAME FOLLOWED BY WONDERFUL SUCCESSOR
I'm not drinking since I don't want my superior intellect being numbed just to feel funny.
>>340786925
Bro Team's drinking rules are a lot more violent. It's gonna be a long couple of days
>>340794270
>No bully
I wish they would make a new bully
Alright, post reasons why you don't drink alcohol
I'll start
Alcochol is not as cheap as cola and other stuff
If I'm going to spend money I've got more interesting things to spend with
>tfw smoking instead
>tfw replace "take a sip" with "take a hit"
>"Take a shot" with "Hit a bong"
>"Chug your drink" with "Finish your bowl"
>>340794896
DUDE
>>340794759
>Alcochol is not as cheap as cola and other stuff
You live in the wrong country then. Scandinavia? Drinking is piss cheap here.
>>340794896
Enjoy your mental breakdown
>>340794896
IT CURES CANCER LMAO
>>340793531
Straight edge and edgy are not the same thing you fucking idiot.
Only degenerates drink alcohol.
Why the fuck would you drink this cancer when there are for better non alcoholic drinks?
>>340794613
why the fuck would Revolution 60 even be mentioned at E3?
>>340794896
have fun dying from marijuana overdose.
>>340794759
I really dont drink much except for water/waterbased drinks.
Sodas are not that great, alcohol isnt that great, "100% all natural not from concentrate" juices arent that great.
Water, horchata, agua con limón, jamaica water etc etc, list goes on.
Ive never gotten a good response from someone who drinks alcohol
WHY WOULD i want to drink it?
>because it loosens you up
You need to drink for that
>because it makes you more social
Maybe if you have autism and cant speak properly
>it makes you feel good
Again, you dont to drink for that
>it tastes good
The cheap shit tastes like piss, and add flavors dont change that
Only time i ever really drink alcohol is when its a really good wine. And only really with certain foods. Without food, wine is uselss to me.
>>340792458
>consuming toxic substances is good for your heart, digestive system, and blood
You know what else was good for your health? Smoking cigarettes. Oh wait...
>>340795338
>really good wine
I want to murder you.
>>340795487
beer is for fags. so is liquor.
>>340795487
>he hates aged grape juice
Why?
>take a shot every graphic tee
No thanks
>>340795487
what's wrong with wine ?
>>340786925
I'm plenty ready my friend.
>>340795728
*barf*
>>340795728
>he paid 24$ for a jug of hillbilly piss
US DRINKERS, HUH? LOL XD
>>340795883
It's very high proof "hillbilly piss" mind you and it mixes well into certain drinks. Also $24 isn't much for something like that, that bottle of gin on the front left was $38.
>>340795601
Wine is okay, indulging in faggotry however is not. Expensive wine is almost always undrinkable piss made for pretentious faggots who like to drink it with disgusting and equally expensive food. Take a semi-decent, sweet table wine and you'll enjoy drinking it much more.
>>340790226
it's the worst meme here right along no furries.
I exclusively brows this place high, but you'd better hope the autistic pedophiles and /pol/lacks don't catch wind. That type of thing is degenerate.that being said, never fucking change /v/
>>340796082
>guys check this out, i bought this other bottle of piss for $40
>>340795728
that is some damn poor taste in liquor you got there friend
>>340790226
No, but a lot of edgy under 21 millenials like to pretend they are.
>mfw I knew actual straight edge kids in the early 2000s
>they wouldn't go around saying shit like "booze is bad!" they would just beat the ever loving shit out of you if they saw you drinking
Might have just been my town but straight edge kids were not to be fucked with or around.
>>340795112
What do you take me for, some kind of pussy?
Thank fuck "next-gen" isnt there or you would all be ded.
>>340787665
I don't think getting drunk on whiskey alone watching video game presentations is something normalfags do
I don't drink because I want to experience all the brutality of life
Who /rum/ here?
>>340793836
(you)
>>340797120
this blob is that awful level of fat where you can't tell if it's a guy or a girl.
i feel unwell
>>340796413
>mfw knowing you'll never know the pleasures of relaxing on the porch with friends on a midsummer's eve sipping a gin and tonic made with an artisanal gin while discussing the week's highlights.
It must suck knowing you'll live with your parents well into your 30s and never develop proper social skills.
>>340797120
It's by far the best liquor. Don't have any for E3 though.
>>340794759
I struggled with drink for many years. I finally quit drinking in March. I'm healthier, can finally sleep without passing out and have a more positive outlook on life.
I'll still do dope once a week and oxy a few times. But I've always practiced remarkable self-discipline with opiates, with alcohol not so much.
>>340797049
>>340797654
>can finally sleep without passing out
Ya I hate it when I sleep and then pass out sucks.
>I've always practiced remarkable self-discipline with opiates
So you're the straight and narrow drug addict than? Or do you prefer dapper pillhead?
Sounds honestly like you were mixing a lot of shit which isn't going to make alcohol better for you.
>>340797283
>i need to drink to solve my problems because i cant develope them on my own
Nice projection there
>>340797120
Rum is good, honestly the only alcohol I don't care for is gin. Beer, wine, vodka, whiskey, rum, brandy, tequila, I'll seriously drink anything but gin.
>>340797049
>I don't drink because I want to experience all the brutality of life
>proceed to spend the evening browsing 4chan
fucking brutal.
>>340798039
Oh no silly I developed them while I was growing up because thankfully I didn't have my childhood cucked by the internet like you clearly did.
Enjoy sucking that welfare teet my friend!
>>340794896
Challenge: Take a dab every time you see mentions of Pokemon or Zelda at Ninty's show
>>340797273
I usually hate fat people, but that guy is the type who sits on a fireplace, smoking a cigar and drinking high quality booze, I can respect that.
>>340786925
That anon that said Prey 2 is coming back better not be bullshitting. It's the only thing I want out of this show.
>>340798183
More of a dislike for the taste of gin or just not any drinks you like that are made with it?
I've personally never been a huge fan of tequila but that's more that I don't care for many drinks made with it.
Oh shit, liquor stores are closed tomorrow, better get some tonight.
>>340798440
*tips fedora*
>>340798023
Bruh I don't drink. I've been doing opiates for over 7 years, I know what I'm doing
I pretty much poison myself with processed shit and sugar everyday. But alcohol and/or tobacco is like next level poisoning. It's so fucking obvious that I feel stupid when I drink or smoke.
That being said I could use some light buzz now and then. It's a great excuse to socialize aswell. A lot of advances with girls and old pals have been made easier with alcohol. It normies you up a bit.
>>340798527
Fedora tippers don't drink alcohol, silly goose.
>>340798595
>I've been doing opiates for over 7 years
Can you imagine how much that has likely fucked up your internal organs more than 7 years of booze could have done?
bruh? Seriously though you should ease yourself off that crap it's not designed to be taken in the amounts you've clearly consumed it.
>>340798595
>He says right up until he fucking dies
Guise I haven't paid any attention to E3 whatsoever, can someone post a timetable.jpg they can post so I know what to actually watch live?
>>340798595
>I know what I'm doing
>t. literally every drug addict ever
>all these people itt hating on alcohol
Without alcohol, I'd still be a virginjust like (You)
Alcohol fucks me up senpai.
Hangovers give me full-blown MS and fibromyalgia symptoms these days. Like a finger or two will stop working and spots on my body get really hot for a few seconds.
So I google the symptoms and it says I have cancer aids which gives my screwed up GABA receptors a hit so I have an anxiety attack.
Alright, guess I can't do anything fun anymore. No legal recreational anything besides this nerve poison. Pisses me off.
>>340792609
that irony when you list a load of drugs (bar maybe saliva) that are less interesting than alcohol to take
>>340786925
Thanks OP, this will be fun!
Ignore the virgins who don't drink, fucking pathetic
>>340798498
I don't like the taste of gin itself. The common cocktails you would use it for like martinis and gin and tonics are better with vodka imo.
I'm not a huge tequila guy but I don't mind shots of it and I like margaritas.
>>340795393
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/alcohol-full-story/#possible_health_benefits
>>340798748
yeah well im gonna furiously tip my fedora anyway and you cant do anything about it
>>340799859
Are you sure, kid?
>>340792609
Now give a fucking legal altetnative.
I dont want to come home after a shit day and do nothing. I want to be lightly altered for an hour to cool down.
>>340799462
>had to get a girl liquored up to fuck your ugly ass
ok
>>340790629
Sounds like someone only drinks cheap port wine
I have not found a beer I don't think tastes bad yet, that is probably why I won't buy any for E3.
>>340800207
What about liquor bro? No shame at all in cocktails. healthier too
>>340800285
Cocktails are pretty good, especially spicy caesar. I just hate beer for some reason.
>Graphic Tee
>Franchise Sequel
>All those sips
Do you want to kill people or something? This shit's deadly even with water.
I'm about to drink by myself for the first time when E3 starts because the pain is getting worse!
What liquor do you fucks recommend?
>>340800207
No one likes beer the first couple of times. It's an acquired taste.
>>340800285
>healthier too
What? More sugar doesn't make it exactly better. Worse, in fact.
>>340800528
Maybe I just haven't found 'that' beer I enjoy the taste of.
>>340800528
desu i drank an IPA for my first beer and enjoyed it
>>340800623
People aren't kidding when they say the large brand bottled brews taste like piss
>>340798967
Some anon a couple days ago said he'd host a stream here http://emulatorvidya.blogspot.com/
Don't know how legit it is though
>>340800207
What about liquor bro? No shame at all in cocktails. healthier too.
>>340787665
I don't even drink alcohol as a habit and I think anyone who says this is goddamn retarded and pretending to have standards.
>>340800528
Well yeah, tons of sugar isn't ideal- but I find vodka sodas to be rather enjoyable. 90 calories, way better than a beer. also shots.
>>340800802
I've tried some of the higher quality brands that aren't US piss water. Alcohol just tastes like even nastier vinegar to me.
>>340786925
My poor liver
>>340801123
That sucks, i'm not gonna be that guy who's all like DUDE YOU GOTTA TRY THIS ONE OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT
Mix some liquor or something
>>340799951
Why is he putting his katana into a lead pipe?
>>340788691
>>340790629
but it's the only way to get drunk in canada without getting jewed
>>340786925
>graphic tee
you'll die
also
>red dead redemption 2 and not red dead r____ to continue existing naming scheme
>>340801123
It's okay, you either can tolerate or you can't. No need to force yourself.
>I'll hide my drinking problem under the guise of a silly game
>>340787003
>>340792609
>What are friends ?
>>340801658
You just aren't in the position to spot a high quality saya when you see it (TL NOTE: saya means sheath)
Friendly reminder that Donald Trump is straight edge.
Non-alcoholics = almost as cool as Trump.
>>340802528
>almost as cool as Trump.
So not at all, memer?
>>340802681
You're admonished
>>340802894
Why are you so angry?
