Hello there. It's good to see a friendly face. Almost took you for a raider, I did. Name's Malcolm. Malcolm Holmes.
Give it a fucking rest already
There's been back to back threads for over two days now
>>340770785
This is now a malcolm thread
>>340771127
>>340770785
>>340770785
i don't understand why you guys meme so hard about him, he was literally nobody to me.
>>340771094
>he doesn't want to see the same 15 fallout wiki articles about survival items
look at this faggot
>>340770785
Malcolm pls.
>>340770785
Hello there. It's good to see a friendly face. Almost took you for aNEW VEGAS THREAD
>>340771793
>AAAA
>OUCH
>AAAA
>Hello there. it's good to see a friendly face.
>>340771395
Hes infamous for popping up at the worst possible moment. Like appearing as soon as your character finishes sleeping etc. etc.
What do you think is legitimately the funniest thing about New Vegas? Like, a specific joke or encounter. I know everyone memes about lottery lad and malcolm in the middle, but it got me wondering
I fucking love Malcom
>>340772221
never happened to be desu, have played the game for several thousand hours. he usually just pops up in the desert.
>>340771408
that's a cute picture you got there
>>340770785
>>340772230
fantastic, no question
guy sends me into stitches every time
>>340772230
I liked meeting the human that thinks he's a ghoul for the first time. You hear his voice so yoy get kind of a shock the the first time you see him. Little Buster is pretty funny too. OWB also had some good stufd but they lay it on too thick.
>>340772230
dunno, i never really thought that the game was going out of its way to be funny
>>340772230
that faggot prostitute
>>340771408
i'm not posting it anymore. all i wanted to do was give you guys tips but if you guys think it's annoying then that's fine too.
>>340772230
Wind brahmin farmer just because he comes out of fucking nowhere.
>>340770785
More like Malcolm Homeless, amirite guys? hahaha
>>340772856
That was pretty good. I liked the way the VA says "All."
>>340771094
There are back to back New Vegas threads every day on /v/, and honestly, that isn't enough.
>Finally decide to do a Legion playthrough
>They have a whooping total of three camps and about a dozen quests
>>340772230
>>340772768i actually thought they were a pretty neat edition to the NV threads. they caused me to make my new character survival melee instead of medicine melee, despite NV's clusterfucky recipe system
>>340773073
ilikeituntil the ragefags arrive, then i leavethat's the point it's nolonger about new vegas but about other games
>>340772230
the bugs
i got this encounter after having max bos rep and then acting the self destruct
>>340772856
>You're crazy, aren't you?
>CRAZY WITH LOW PRICES ON WIND BRAHMIN
i didn't even know this was in the game, my fucking sides
Watching True Grit makes me want to make a girl gunslinger with a Hunting Revolver, wears a Caravaneer outfit, tag in Barter and Speech
>>340771408
>>340772768
>>340773236
I'll bite, what articles?
>>340772230
The toaster
>>340773458
etc
>>340771094
I'm sorry, I'll go post Overhype thread #86827571299222 like a good goy.
>>340772625
You're going down to the Atomic Wrangler with your cowgirl gf when this whore starts making lewd gestures to her. What do?
Festus doesn't get mentioned much.
I guess many people don't actually go collecting the star bottle caps.
>>340773745
>What do?
cry and apologize
>sometimes when walking down the strip, you'll see two securitrons trying to laser grafitti off a wall
guffaw
>>340773745
Watch a freeside thug cut her head off with a kitchen knife
>>340772230
The guy at the Atomic Wrangler that commissions you to find a sexbot.
>>340773745
13 YEAR OLD
>>340773775
i always thought the gunshots were a nice detail, like some people just got pissed off trying to cash in their caps after doing so much awful shit for them
>>340773775
i did on my most recent playthrough only to realize many other energy weaps fill pewpew's niche better
>>340773775
>Gather all the fucking star caps
>give them to festus so he finally opens up the door to the prize room
>go to the prize room, really excited about the treasure
>find no treasure, only feels
Could someone be a sweetheart and post the roll a courier image? Cheers.Though I think I might just make MACHETE and dick around with a melee build, beeline for Raul and get meta
>>340774206
>>340773745
If only there was a Securitron with Chris Hansen's face questioning you why you're talking with a 13 year old girl
>>340774407
Cheers.
>>340774148
Shouldn't have killed all those people.
>>340774407
Let's go just me and you
>>340774407
i guess it's time
>>340770785
Post Couriers.
Doing a new playthrough and I kind of want to not piss off the legion for once so I don't have to deal with endless assassination squads, but goddamn it, it's hard to resist to not kill those fuckers in Nipton.
>In the process of uninstalling all my sexout mods
>See on LL that the necrophilia mod has just been released
>Reinstall everything
Help
>>340774594
FATE SMILES UPON YOU, GRASSHOPPER
>>340774407
it's the weekend, let's see what we get
>>340774525
The Atomic Wrangler crier isn't 13 years old.
>>340775035
>>340773439
>picture
dangerous and stupid
>>340775143
what mod
>>340775129
Just get a grenade launcher, it's pretty neat at killing rapesquads.
>>340773775
I was talking to a friend as he was playing the quest for the first time and he calls Festus Fetus on accident and still makes me laugh to this day.
>get to dead money
>ghost people are mostly affected by melee or explosives
>im a guns/speech/repair build so it takes me fucking forever
>get to OWB
>robo scorpions with an ass fuck of health
>have to use proton axes to kill them
why the fuck is the game shitting so hard on guns in the DLCs, theres energy ammo out the ass but zero bullets
>>340774407
Let's roll
>>340775285
where did you get that hat?
>>340775143
How do you get to see your whole arm while aiming?
>>340773775
>many people don't actually go collecting the star bottle caps
>Not wanting a laser pistol with the stopping power of the AMR
>>340775035
https://a.pomf.cat/qiutvd.mp4
https://a.pomf.cat/eomkan.mp4
>>340775387
Do Lonesome Road, you'll get guns and 5mm like it's nothing. Plus you should be using knife spears at DM anyway.
>>340775129
>not joining the legion
>>340775285
>>340775304
no mods, console commands
tfc = free camera
tcl = no collision
tm = no menu
>>340775453
honest hearts, you get it at the end iirc
>>340772230
the fact that the voice actor for ulysses also voices the biological research station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVdGkMU-vCw
>>340775387
>>get to OWB
>>robo scorpions with an ass fuck of health
>>have to use proton axes to kill them
Roboscorpions were encountered in packs usually, if I remember correctly, so whenever I saw a group of them, I would just pop a stealth boy from my hoard and just deactivate them.
>>340775582
>>340775387
>Not using Anti-mat rifle
>Not using All-American
>Not using Bozar
>Not using LMG
>Not bringing a shitton of ammo wherever you go.
C'mon man, you have to think to put the "pro" in Pro-gun.
>>340775330
It's not that they're a problem to kill, well maybe a bit early game, but more that it's annoying to fight them when you're just calmly exploring about.
>>340775669
>>340773745
her va was only 14 when they recorded this dialogue
>>340775582
don't you have to kill that whitefag to get it though?
>>340774407
Why not, I've been meaning to do another playthrough.
>>340775738
>i brought an anti mat rifle with ap rounds
>i brought lmg with over 600 bullets
>both are down to double digits ammo
the fucking things dont take any damage, are they level scaled or what the fuck is going on
>>340775818
No, I beleive you get it from the same crate that has Joshua's armor
you might have to do his quest but i'm not terribly certain on that, i doubt it
>>340775387
>why the fuck is the game shitting so hard on guns in the DLCs, theres energy ammo out the ass but zero bullets
>not selling your shit for ammo
>>340775778
What the fuck?
>>340775926
the sink doesnt replenish his shop so ive bought out all his ammo
>>340773336
i discovered this bug
https://a.pomf.cat/louyfy.webm
>>340775035
>>340775297
The dangerous life of a young inner city wizard
I need some ideas for a female Courier, all I know for certain is wearing Caravan/Field/Prospector clothes, and one of the revolvers
>>340775778
>Make NPC look middle aged
>Actually a underage prostitute
The fuck Obsidian.
>>340772230
Conversation options when you have 1 int
>>340776421
She's not a prostitute.
>>340776407
be a trader, sell stuff!
>>340776141
tfw win10 forced an update and now new vegas doesnt work and i dont want to reinstall for the 50th time
>>340776421
if they used a child model it would have been banned in several countries
>>340776605
>Wears a prostitute outfit
>Has the Seductress hair style
>Not a prostitute
Suuuure. And I'm the king of France.
>>340776421
Wtf man this blows my goddamn mind are the tape nipples underage as well? Shit is creepy and skeezy.
>>340776690
>he doesn't backup nv, skyrim, to a seperate drive to prevent corrupted files
>he uses a non-steam version
>>340774407
ok here I go
>>340776747
>Has the Seductress hair style
what the fuck man
>>340776407
low INT & END, high LCK & CHA
get companions to be your bodyguard, be ditzy as fuck
So, what Pip Boy model do you prefer? 2000 or 3000? I personally like 3000 more because I've played NV and 3 a lot more than 1 and 2.
>>340772230
when I saw the ghoul prostitute for the first time in the Gomorrah
like honestly, what
>>340777048readius
>>340776421
Freeside is rough.
>>340777120
>this is why the Legion crucifies people
>>340776937
It's true.
>>3407770482500
>>340774407
deus vult
>>340774407
Kay.
>>340777048
2000, I guess.
Mostly on the grounds that the pip-boy 3000 controlling your inventory doesn't really make sense.
And a PDA like device having map data, logs and shit makes more sense than some huge wrist-bad.
>>340773775
I like him because something about him reminds me of the old talking heads.
>>340772856
>>340772960
>>340773439
>mfw been there like 10 times in 2 playthroughs and 450 hours and never found that shit
this fucking game holy fuck
>>340770785
I've always killed him and took his star caps
>>340772230
Malcolm in the Middle? I can't recall that one.
>>340777540
I can appreciate that he always has a Frag grenade and a ton of .308 should you decide to barter with him.
>>340777475
You're life must suck, the wind brahmin is the best party member in the game.
>will stick with you no matter what
>Is easy to get
>Follows you everywhere
>Has the deepest character.
>>340777475
Me too anon.
>>340777449
But the 3000 is a PDA, just in watch form.
>>340777048Pimp-Boy 3Billion
>>340772230
King when introducing you to Rex
>He doesn't like hats. Maybe because it rhymes with rats.
>>340772505
>live close to this place IRL
>want to cosplay as Oliver standing near this sign and screaming like an idiot about lotteries.
>>340777731
I could actually believe that would be possible.
>>340777924
Do it faggot you will be remembered as a hero
>>340777767
it's strapped to your arm with a big chunk of metal.
It's probably heavy and uncomfortable as fuck.
>>340777819
>That messed up arm
Thanks Obsidian, I really enjoy having to look at the Pipboy at an angle.
>>340777997
>an hero
post your favorite humanoid companion
>>340778053
only on the female body, also mod patch fixes it
>>340777924
DO IT
>>340778145
I can't pick one
>>340770785
What mod do I use for character models and hair.
The one I use, and I'm phone posting on a train so I don't remember the name, has feet that look like PS1 blocks and the hair is all funky.
>>340777731
could be modded indon't feel like it though
>>340778053
>playing as a girl
>>340777985
Lanius wouldn't stand 2 seconds against Graham. He'd run home like a little bitch boy if he even caught a glimpse of Joshua.
>>340778320
Just use FCO or Redesigned 2 Lore Version and the default hair, I've never seen a hair mod that doesn't look like it's ripped of some shitty anime.
>>340778145
I prefer unarmed/melee builds so she's a lot of fun to murder shit with. Character-wise I know a lot of people can't stand her but I really appreciate her optimism and idealism even if she's incredibly naive.Also I play on mute
>>340778320
Fallout Character Overhaul, with the New Vegas Redesigned 3 sub-mod.
No idea about good hair mods though. Mikotos is just anime shit
>>340778465
Why NVR2 and not 3?
>>340772230
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/b/b1/OWBMuggyHowManyCoffeeMugs.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20130721171946
>>340778320
>>340778509
Good hair mods that fit the style of the game are fucking impossible to find, everything looks like plastic undertextured anime shit or direct imports from the sims.
>>340778608
Looks bad with ENB.
>>340772230
Festus with the silly ol' advisory gave me a hearty kek.
>>340778145
Miguel? I'm looking for Raul from the radio, do you know where I can find him?
Raul is GOAT, second is Boone but I could never do his quest so I missed out.
>>340778637
I wish he was a follower.
Same for victor.
>>340778320
If you just want HD faces that keep to the vanilla style, go with Hall of Face. Otherwise, look over FCO or NVR 2/3. I've never bothered with hair or body mods.
>>340775035
>>340778415
>not playing as a girl
>not hitting on other girls
>not having sex with benny
>>340778487
i like her alot, dunno why all the hate, i think she stands out in a positive way
>>340774407
Aight.
>>340770785
>Independent playthrough with sniper rifles
>Outside Camp McCarran
>See NCR troopers on the wall
>Shoot their head while hiding to avoid reputation loss if seen killing
>Do this for a while, following the wall and killing the troopers guarding it
>Start feeling terrible about doing it, thinking about their families when they hear about their relative's death
>Delete the save
>Exit
>>340778637
>Of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! You think I don't know how crazy I sound? Of course I do! THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOW THAT TO
jesus
>>340778865
>Dirty Water
People willingly drink radiated water?
>>340779042
I also uninstalled it.
>>340778780
body mods usually fuck up armor and even with patches isn't worth it
>body mods
most fully featured body mods are just horny stuff that i don't find fits the game at all
>faces that keep to the vanilla style
too much makeup on women and well, males usually look better aslong as they still keep the dirt on their faces
>>340778415
>Not playing as qt virgin grill who fucks dogs and super mutants
>Fallout Character Overhaul
That shit fucks around with more then characters, such as making edits to light sources and switches. It's a character overhaul, they don't need to be fucking around with that. Plus the author is an asinine douche that doesn't like people installing it with anything other then NMM or FOMM.
>>340779025
She's hated because of her voice actor.
>>340779075
It's like drinking strange tasting chocolate milk.
>>340778865
why? why would you letterbox yourself? why??too much fog in the desert
>>340779042
I know how you feel. One of these days I'm going to do an evil no takebacks playthrough
How can this guy wish to leave Zion when the White Legs are rampant? I can see how you'd want to make one injun want to see the world, but it's just sloppy writing in the bigger context. Say he he leaves and returns to find the Dead Horses were wiped out by the WL? Or say he returns and they managed to fend the WL off, but he's rightly seen as a deserter and drowns himself shortly thereafter? cus those are pretty much the only two outcomes
also that feel when you find the last survivalist cache at Red Gate.. the Sorrows... the sorrows...
>>340779265
Can't you override that shit with Wasteland Lighting and ILO? I've never noticed it.
>>340779075
The mojave is hot , fellow prospector.
Not everyone can afford clean water outside of Vegas.
>>340779196
What are you on about? The only body replacer that could be "horny stuff" would be the BNB replacer, but all the other ones aren't at all.
>>340779321
Honestly, if she was voiced by Laura Bailey or Cass's actress or just about any other woman she'd be lesfu of the year all years
>>340779383
I know , but it dig it.
Also it was early in the morning during that screenshot. on midday it looked great. nights were dark as fuck , but then my character model broke , everything was fucked and had to start a clean game.
>>340772230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87US9AXNMME
>>340775498
>VATS
Are you playing with a controller, mate?
>>340779514
I'm so sure at least 5 or 6 characters are voiced by Laura Bailey in New Vegas but I'd still be fine with Veronica voiced by her.
>>340779432
Dunno I killed him the first time.
.50 in his face. I thought he was a white legs.
>>340779450
Well yeah, but the mod shouldn't be making those edits in the first place. Plus you shouldn't just have mods override each other, you should be removing master conflicts, removing mod incompatibilities, then merging the plugins if possible.
>>340774407
Here we go, boys.
>>340779717
Tribal lives matter you know.
>>340779717
Racist.
>>340774407
otay
>>340779734
I agree, I'm just saying I didn't know. I can see why he'd do that but it's pretty retarded.
>>340779432
He could be a commercial about starving autistic africans or something.
>>340779717
you didn't lose a whole lot tbqh. whoever thought it was a good idea to have the companions spout some fragmented lines every 30 seconds? it's annoying as fuck, especially this guy who talks in a really annoying fake indian staccato. the girl at least has a soft voice
>>340771094
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
>>340779940
oh shit there's gonna be a weird phone number in the credits isn't there
I wish binoculars weren't so useless.
Even with Better Binoculars they don't really serve a use.
>>340779432
Can you even imagine this fucker actually finding vegas? I wonder how he'd react to strippers.
>>340779321
what's wrong with her va?
>>340772230
easily this
https://youtu.be/U6kp4zBF-Rc?t=132
>>340779265
>Not playing as qt virgin grill who fucks dogs and super mutantsWhat's a good sexout mod that lets me fuck creatures? I only know of Unethical Deeds which lets you submit while in combat, but what if I'm looking for consensual stuff?
>>340779371
He said Dirty Water, not Semen
Any way to check bad animations and fix them? My spears are fucked, they just throw without an animation.
>>340780117
Felicia Day is pretty hated around here for being annoying as fuck and a piss poor actress who can't separate herself from her roles. Veronica has a lot of Day's personality because of this, so despite the fact that she's pretty well written she comes off as an annoying quirky girl.
>>340780117
Felicia Day.Who I don't even know who she is.
>>340780084
You can use them to remind yourself to mod your LOD noise so it's not so ugly
>>340779883
Which is one of the reasons why I don't use it. Vanilla faces are good enough looking anyway that a face replacer isn't a necessity like it was for Oblivion or Morrowind.
>>340779432
doesn't the end slide say something about him?
>>340779717
did the same by accident, had to reload
>>340772505
This actually. Laughed my ass off. Made it hard to feel sad about nipton because of the gut buster
>>340780068
Better check anon or else the Sarah McLaughlin commercial with Rex and the various Dogmeats will come on.
>>340780330
If you tell him to follow his dreams his ending slide basically says he fucked off towards Vegas and nobody ever heard from him again. If you tell him to stay put the slide talks about how he still had that wanderlust but it went unsatisfied.
>No matter how hard you try you can't save the Happy Trails Caravan at the start of Honest Hearts
>>340776690
>tfw win10 forced an update
>forced an update
>win10
You knew what you were getting into, anon. W7 works just fine with Fallout, so if you want the start menu from W10 and the stability of not having mandatory updates from <W10, I would stay there next time.
>>340780495
At least by getting Best Ending you can save Happy Trails as a whole
Your mission was a success in the end
>>340773894
This
>>340780198
How would you know what semen tastes like?
>>340775035
I swear to God I can never get tired of this game.
>>340780529
What about ENBoost? I thought it was borked under w10
>>340780129
Fertile Breeder
Sexout Breeder
Sexout Cyber Kennel
Sexout Kennel
Sexout Miss Moo
>>340774407
Rollin for the big iron
>>340779432
It wasn't like he was going to leave immediately, he himself points out that he's a scout in training (and his name is derived from this)
Facilitating this is his ending slide which points out that it was some time before he returned to Dead Horse Point and told his family he wanted to leave
>>340779432
He only leaves afterwards.
I actually really like him, if only because of his ending when you tell him to leave his tribe.
>>340780227
didn't have a problem with day, i liked that old webshow she did once it was pretty comfy
>>340780228
there's alot of people /v/ memes about that i have never heard before eitherdidn't know about todd before /v/
>>340774407
whee
>>340780129
do you fuck dogs?
>unique fire axe
>actually a pulaski
>>340775129
>he didnt side with the legion
god you're an embarrassment
>>340780214
Guys?
>>340780631
But do you do anything more then take pictures of poses? How can you replay the game again and do the the same quests for the millionth time?
>>340780708
The Guild was funny but I stopped after it went game dev or whatever the fuck happened.
>>340772230
I don't know, the crazy old guy in Novac or the one eyed ghoul in Freeside probably.
>>340771127
>>340771094
I guess you love Fallout4, huh? I guess you think Fallout4 is way better than New Vegas.
>>340772230
The NCR radio guy went to the strip to give me the emergency radio one time and then got gunned down by the securitron gatekeepers when he left. That's probably the funniest encounter I've ever had happen.
>>340780917
I liked how everything No Bark said was more or less correct
The first time Malcolm approached me I wason top of the heavily protected dead end that is the Helios 1 tower
What about you?
>>340772230
Mr. Fantastic with low int, no contest
>>340780917
Grecks
>God you're ugly!
He is actually a nice guy.
>>340778934
You can have sex with Benny? Bruh, nigga gave you lead and then you let him give you the D?
>>340780942
What rifle is this and why are you going melee range with it?
>>340772230
Pranking Pvt. Davey Crenshaw.
>>340781010
>Commie Ghosts What Don't Know They're Dead and want to paint a pink Lenin face on the moon
>>340780478
that's a good example of a fallout ending
>>340772230
OBJECTIVE:Talk to the idiot wearing sunglasses.
>>340780945
No fucking way man Fallout 4 is meh at best but 3and Nv are top tier. Yes I love 3 also...
>>340774407
rooooolllll
>>340775035
>>340775035
>>340781176
Nobark is top tier batshit and it never fails to entertain me.
>>340780959
I love when those securitrons go full retard. Once those little kids chased a rat to the strip gate and for the rest of that playthrough every time I went back to Freeside every single securitron was chasing the unkillable children all over the place
A bunch of people who got in the way got killed, including Julie Farkas.
>>340774407
okay
>>340781421
He's the sole survivor of Vault 11, after all
>>340780879
At first I choose different dialogue options and weapons, then mods. New weapons, enemies, armors and even quest mods. New Vegas Killer and Autumn Leaves were fucking amazing. I'm doing the for the enclave mod right now. It's crazy how many mods are out there.
>>340774407
Henry Rollins
What mods increases the Legion presence in Mojave?
I want blow theirheads out.
>>340781012
was on my way to mojave outpost near nipton road reststop when I encountered a bunch of radscorpions.
>>340780625
https://youtu.be/Z_1vwYiM4VE?t=1m30s
Anyone ever had this happen to them?
>>340780625
I've sucked many a dick in my free time
>>340775754
Keeps ya on your toes
>>340780631
>50fps
oh god, no, fuck no, please, why?
>>340780879
it's an actual RPG, you RP alot in this G
>>340775898
You've seen them too haven't you, I can see it in your eyes.
>>340780625
I have experience.
>>340781504
he's the chosen one
his car is parked down the road
