>join game
>pick mercy
>another faggot picks mercy
SHE IS MINE FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
![1448604766009[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fziWkVq.jpg "1448604766009[2].jpg")
>pick mercy
>over objectively superior lucio
>>340752551
>superior
>when I res 3 teammates on final point and we win
Sure bud.
>See some fuccboi on my team pick Mercy
>Proceed to pick Lucio
OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
HEROES NEVER DIE
Literally unstoppable team if you have a Reinhardt or a Zarya.
![willy_wonka_sarcasm_meme[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nzZqMQg.jpg "willy_wonka_sarcasm_meme[2].jpg")
>>340752628
>actually letting your teammates die
yeah, thats how you know lucio is superior
/vg/
>>340752734
>not letting those plebs die just so you can get PotG
>>340752449
>join game
>pick Reaper
>DarkRaven player gets mad that & has mic broadcast his school shooting with heavy metal playing in the background.
She's mine, fags.
Also, I am not a fag.
>>340752961
what
the
fuck
Is that actually your account?
The constant threads on /v/ and everything else is really getting to me. I'm so tempted to buy the game now.
>>340752961
>console
>>340753049
Why don't you have it yet? poorfag?
>>340753052
>smug anime pic
As expected of the PC crowd
>>340753049
you should totally buy a lootbox while you're at it. You won't be disappointed!
>>340753039
It is.
>>340753424
>>340753049
Don't, unless you have someone to play with its not worth it.
>>340753049
Don't fall for the Overwatch meme. Buy Battleborn instead!
>team goes all mercy
>we wipe the match
>kids screaming in chat that we're "FUCKING RUINING IT"
Double Mercy is actually pretty strong depending on the map and the rest of your team's comp. Of course it doesn't work when playing on a team of idiots which is 99% of your games in quickplay
>>340752551
Only on Koth maps. Mercy is still the best hero in the game next to Mcree
>Playing a second support or tank for team comp
>It isn't Zenyatta or Zarya
>>340752882
>being a disgusting selfish mercy healslut
>not getting potg with lucio anyways
>>340753569
No, Randy.
>>340752551
>picking a nigger
>try to play the game at 1am against my better judgement
>keep getting put on the worst teams imaginable with retards who I imagine struggle to think and breathe at the same time
Why are the people playing at NEET hours so much shittier than people playing at normal hours? I thought NEETs were supposed to be good at video games?
>>340753828
you can't pretend Mercy isn't a coal burner anyway.
Anyone else already bored of this game?
>>340753548
It's not fun to just play solo?
>>340753860
>1am
>NEET hours
NEET hours is official 3am onwards
>>340752961
sure you're no fag
but you're a massive healslut
>>340753828
>Nigger
Back to /b/, loser.
>a literal revive of unlimited dead team mates in an AOE has a sub 30 second charge up time
I agree that Lucio is superior, but this is still pretty horse shit.
>>340752961
>console fps
>>340753956
Not for me, there little to no communication when playing pubs, it truly is suffering.
>>340753049
DON'T FALL FOR THE SHILL YOU IDIOT
>>340753965
Unless you're a shift worker you shouldn't be up at 1am normally if you have a job.
>>340754001
Back to Plebbit, nigger
>>340754001
Fuck you nigger
>>340752961
what a fucking healslut
>>340753928
I'm not bored of it, but widowmaker/mccree basically make the game unplayable now.
>>340754105
THIS EVERYONE PLAYS BATTLEBORN INSTEAD!
i like mercy wen shes good and we mov as one with ds and dd pinser the back
>>340754068
>tfw the lack of communication makes the game more appealing to me
finally a team-oriented game where i don't have to communicate
>>340753860
If NEET's could be good at anything, they wouldn't be NEET's
>>340754227
NO FUCK YOU TOO
>>340754001
>>340754105
It's so hard though, there is so much that I can't get away from it. I also have a small crush on Mercy.
>>340754530
I feel the same way. good thing i'm a poorfag i will never going to play this shit
>>340754001
Suck a dick faggot.
i put my heart and soul into a mercy run
:{
picking a healer in a FPS willingly is like being proud of being employee of the month at mcdonalds
>>340754106
a lot of people stay up regardless.
also students don't count as NEET, so they can set whatever hours they want.
>>340754106
except for timezones or anyone who isnt 40.
Seriously 1am is not late, you are more likely to get drunks than NEETS
>>340754039
the game was literally made for console
>>340754951
>Blizzard literally telling people crossplay isn't happening because console kids would get crushed
>IT WAS MADE FOR US
suuuuure
>>340752961
>literally locking yourself down to one character without even trying the others
Even if it's not yours, I don't see the appeal
i wanna slap TODAY
>>340754128
>>340754141
>>340754529
>>340754642
Why do people always sincerely respond to things that are very clearly just bait intended to bring about these exact reactions. It would stop happening if you stopped paying attention to it.
>>340752449
I actually surprised you'd pick support. I'd love to have you on the team so I could finally try getting gud with other heroes
>>340755614
Because there are people who actually react like that and they should know they have no place here.
>>340755614
falseflagging and being underage autist
>>340752927
>pick Reaper
>another player also picks reaper
>fight him
>Reaper:it's time for me to kill.... and it's time for me die!
>did blizzard just make a hatred reference?
>>340752961
nice
>>340754001
on what fucking website do you think you are?
>>340752449
>not picking 6 Mercy to make an ouroboros healing circle
>>340755317
>us
I play PC
>>340752961
How can you be this retarded? Honestly.
>>340755614
>>340752449
Faggots keep picking genji, they don't know how to play him
they don't change, doesn't bother defending the point.
>>340754001
ITS LIKE IM REALLY ON REDDIT
Latex Mercy best Mercy
Which Mercy skin would you pick /v/
>>340755926
I feel your pain. I honestly don't have faith in any Genji players, and all the great ones are always on the opposite team.
>>340755715
You'd have to be the biggest retard on 4chan to think that anon is one of those people. Don't get so easily upset by things and you will have an easier time knowing when somebody is baiting you.
>>340754001
Fuck off, nigger-lover.
>>340753049
dont mate its dogshit
>>340754001
Good job, you got all the newfags to raise their hands for the Nth time. It will surely never get old.
>>340752551
lucio is good if you have a shit team and you want some mobility to escape since no one give a fuck about what is happening to you.
Fucking hate it when people don't want to run a 2nd tank or 2nd healer. Had a game earlier where we had Lucio/Mercy heals, Zarya/Winston tanks and a 76/McCree dpsing. Hollywood on attack was over in under 4min with minor deaths and the barely any resistance
>>340756258
well if no one gives a fuck about what's happening to you mercy is an even worse pick
>>340755931
Source?
It looks like Poison but I can't find the manga anywhere.
>>340752551
>caring enough to play lucio
loool
>>340756060
I already have the best one.
>>340752961
>102 hours
>only 17k most healing done
Lol ive played her for like 3 and ive done more
>>340756318
That's what I'm saying retard.
I pick mercy with good team.
>>340756459
Did your mouse jump while you were trying to click on Sigrun?
>>340752961
You are the most boring person in the world to only play one champ
>>340756060
I prefer the Cobalt skin.
>>340756574
I like muh demons. Also, I unboxed it on launch day, so I'm sticking with it.
>>340756459
>best one.
but it shrinks her bust.
>>340755931
Sauce?
>>340756669
>not liking flat chests
Big, motherly bosoms are nice, but sometimes I want they DFC.
>>340752961
>17k most healing
>that's pretty pleb tier bu..
>console
This explains everything.
The physics in this game are fucked
>when you conc jump you just lose air momentum for no reason, if you're in the air long enough people on the ground will be able to run faster than you
>when you fire a grenade in motion it imparts your momentum on the grenade BUT just like launching yourself it will suddenly lose that momentum after a certain time
>normal, non-imparted momentum firing isn't subject to these same rules
>>340756669
latex compresses her tits, the armor she has on other skins doesnt even show how big her tits are (preferably just as big but probably not)
>>340756864
Physics are related to rick rate. low tick = wonky physics.
>>340756506
that's even worse, on a good coordinated team people shouldn't be dying so mercy's ult is useless
>>340754001
Fuck off, nigger
>internet forums are flooded with politically correct retards
>anon says nigger because it upsets retards
>racist retards flood in
>anon condemns the usage of the word nigger because doing so upsets retards
We're all part of a greater cycle.
>play as lucio
>only person on the payload
>entire enemy team is approaching
>amp it up with speed boost
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
WHO AM I TO DISAGREE
>>340752449
>>join game
>>pick D.VA
>>another faggot picks D.VA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340757106
If you're on a good team, people shouldn't even be getting shot so healing is useless.
>>340757106
No, you should just coordinate the ult.
>ult ready
>everyone (except Mercy who hides) pushes hard, gets trades and takes out 2-3 opponents
>Mercy flies in and rezzes 3-5
>kill the rest as they're most likely hurt/spent ults
>defense match on that canyon map.
>go genji, while the rest of the team has that swedish dwarf, roadhog, tracer, and lucio.
>things go fine for the first 5 minutes, we are keeping the enemy out of the payload.
>enemy team has a Widow maker that I am constantly harassing.
>for some unfathomable reason, our roadhog switches to widow maker leaving out team without a tank.
>for some even more assinine reason, our only healer switches to Winston.
>things fall apart fast, I try to keep the enemy off the payload, but with no healing and a shitty fucking tank for a payload mission, we are fighting a losing battle.
>can't really do anything but slow them down, though I give many opportunities to my team to get their act together, by doing so.
>they don't get their act together. not at all.
>the enemy team is almost victorious, I got my ult ready, and take my chance. I succesfully wipe out 4 of their players, and clear the payload, but die to a sniper right after it.
>our team (which by this point, consisted of two junkrats), D.Va and Widowmaker and McRee, don't do jackshit.
>enemy team pushes back, and they win.
>mffw
>>340755931
How do people not immediately recognize Redrop?
Symmetra is the best assist to any healer
A Symmetra with a mercy makes some great anti-fun
>Player dies
>Rez
>Player dies
>Teleport
>>340753828
Please check which board you are on before posting memes that don't belong to the board culture.
>>340755765
https://youtu.be/jYcrHq7t_AU
>>340752449
Fuck off you spamming Overshills
>>>/vg/
>>340757326
>see your post
>google Redrop
>its some animu shit
>join game in progress
>see Widowmaker on the opposing team
>leave game
>>340757452
>picking a HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
is it better?
>>340757326
>>340755931
ReDrop + Poison isn't getting me any results.
>>340757452
literally no one likes niggers
even niggers dont like niggers
>>340752449
if you knew how to heal and actually stay alive instead of being a useless faggot then I wouldn't have picked. Also had more heals than u. gg no re
>>340752657
Reinhardt Zarya Mercy Lucio combo cannot be stopped by anything short of a perfect accuracy widowmaker
Zarya gets pretty retarded when you have 2 healers on her though. Through in a reinhardt to protect the healers and its gg
>>340757634
i like niggers, my blue-eyed blonde hair Aryan wife loves them too. Hope Tyrone and the boys will treat her good tonight
>>340757750
>reinhardt cannot be stopped by anything short of perfect widowmaker
What is Symmetra
>>340757820
>le cuck meme
>look mom XD
I fucking hate it when I pick any character first and then 20 seconds later someone else chooses that same character. For fucks sake we don't need 2 of the same people and since they obviously won't budge I have to switch characters.
>>340757306
Sounds to me like you just refused to switch to healer; ignoring what your team needs and only playing what you want to play. True shitter fashion. Yea him changing to Widow for no reason is dumb. But now you are just as much at fault as they are. You didn't deserve to win.
>>340757306
> your team switches characters
> you continue to use a useless character and blame them for your loss
B-but I'm killing people!!!!
>>340757925
She gets evaporated by Zarya though and her turrets are worthless since Zarya has splash.
Zarya's biggest weakness is her inability to tank damage which having 2 healers and another tank pretty much fixes.
>>340757961
>implying say nigger every other sentence is on the same level now.
You need to evolve your memes fampai
>>340757973
Some characters like tanks work pretty well when doubled up. Any of the tanks minus Dva are good to double up on.
But I agree if its on non-tank heros. You don't need 2 mei's or gengi's.
"Wow this team is fucking garbage!"
>"You're a part of this team so I guess you're garbage as well."
Player has left the game.
Never gets old.
>Doing mystery hero brawl
>push on 66 as attack
>we spawned randomly as 4 fucking mercys
>Team Bastion is ready to ult
>we all buff him as he wipes everything in sight
>we win
>>340758170
I am not a man of memes
>>340757750
Junkrat says hi
Use your mine to separate them
Use your bombs to break the shield
People are somehow unable to grasp the concept of destroying reins shield, they just run away or try to get around
Seriously, phara, junkrat, and the like should be busting that shit. That's like your only job. You're the only one good at it
>>340757306
So why didn't you change to a tank or healer?
>>340758249
But healing and buffing doesn't stack?
>pick an offense character
>no one goes support
>pick Zenyatta, actually try with him since shredding Roadhogs with Discord is pretty damn fun
>ignore people saying to go Lucio/Mercy
>they either switch or complain in a manner that can get them banned
>go back to offense when they switch to a better support
I just wanna have fun.
>>340758239
I'm talking about times when it says are team damage is low so I pick reaper/teacher/76 and 20 seconds later some faggot switches to the same person when he can clearly see I switched before him.
>>340757995
>>340758053
I was the only offensive character besides tracer. And that fuck was doing basically nothing.
Had I switched, we would have lost the only character that could reliably get behind the enemy offense, (which was reinhart based), and fuck shit up in their squishy backside.
If just switching to healer would have actually helped us, I would have done it, but as it was, I had no other choice than continue to play as genji. Them switching characters for zero reason lost us the game. Had the character composition stayed the way it was at the beginning, we would have won. We had them fucking locked down in their starting location, with me and tracer constantly harassing their backsides, while our dwarf guy set up defenses, roadhog and mcree kept them out of the payload, and lucio healed them.
But because our roadhog got shot by widowmaker, he decided that he needed to play as widowmaker too, and everything just fell apart.
>>340758365
See above.
>>340758290
Taking out Reinhartd's shield is pretty tough for some low dps heroes though. Only bastion can reliably do it but he gets wrecked by a lot of other heroes before he can really setup and burn the shield.
>>340752449
>another faggot picks mercy
>Everyone picks mercy
>Heroes never die
>>340758261
Then you don't belong on this holy land
>>340753672
http://masteroverwatch.com/heroes/pc/global
Mercy is a meme hero.
>>340758595
Well maybe blizzard will eventually lock heroes that have been picked like pretty much everyone in the community wants.
>>340758707
>five mercys
>one pharah present to carry Mercy up in the air
>swarm tactics designed to die in the same place to get rezzed instantly
Has this been tried yet?
>>340752449
>join game
>select Mercy
>other player switches from Tracer or whatever to Pharah
>team up without even communicating and have great moments
>enemy team comments on it
>dick hard because of the Pharmercy thing it pushed into my mind
>>340758651
You know, you can pick defensive characters and use them to break rein. Even phara can do it. Just pick junkrat. You're guaranteed to deal the most damage and get the most eliminations because of the splash damage. You're also an incredible nuisance to widow, rein, and everyone while being mostly out of danger because of the nature of grenades, mines, and traps
Not to mention, you don't always need to get behind the enemy team
>>340758660
Soldier, phara, junkrat, and zarya are all good at it too. Teams with a mccree and a genji are being countered by rein, so stop fucking playing them if you're being countered
Quit being a useless shitter
>>340758376
Both do actually. Acomp player/streamerI watch recently finished up a tourney as Pharah being healed/buffed by 5 Mercies. He was one-shotting squishies.
>>340758290
I'm pretty sure hitting shields counts towards damage done so if there's nothing else to shoot at as Pharah or 76 I just inflate my damage on them for that pointless gold medal.
>>340759030
>genji countered by rein
how the fuck
His job is to be that agile fucker that stabs cunts like Rein from the back with his shuriken, is it not?
>>340757973
>pick lucio because no healer as usual
>round 2 of koth suddenly we have 2 lucios and a mercy
>swap to a dps class
>check team like 30 seconds later
>no healers again
Why the fuck do they do this
>>340752882
>get a potg as Mercy
>it's of the push where you killed two enemies (Widowmaker and McCree) instead of healing but resurrected your teammates when four of them died
>still get most of the commendations after the match
>finally get to see that "battle angel" highlight intro
>>340755823
>not going with three Pharah x Mercy duos.
>join game
>no tank so go with one of those
>our support is Zenyatta
Well I guess I'm not getting healed this game. Bonus points for when the Zenyatta is total dogshit at trying to play sniper too and ends up getting dominated by a Widowmaker on the other team the whole game, but never once thinks to change heroes. Fuck.
>>340756459
Disgusting
>>340756459
Thats not Verdant anon
>>340758126
>having 3 other characters fixes a tank's inability to tank
>>340754529
who is this and why is he being posted constantly all of a sudden
>>340758381
>>they either switch or complain in a manner that can get them banned
what a shitty generation.
>>340752927
Different weapon load outs when? I want them to make reaper a healing support
>live live live
>>340752449
>Join game
>Someone picks Widowmaker
>Someone else picks widowmaker
>I chuckle and pick widowmaker
>We're all widowmakers now
Doors open and we kill 4 people instantly. We load up the pay load with venom traps and lose to 3 winstons.
who here is having a good morning?
>>340756853
I mean the most healing done on pc is 23k and that guy has a good lead on the people after them. Relax.
We're talking Mercy here not fucking Lucio
>>340752961
>fps on a console
Want me to tell you how i know you're a shitter?
>>340752449
>Join game
>Someone picks Widowmaker
>Someone else picks widowmaker
>I chuckle and pick widowmaker
>We're all widowmakers now
Doors open and we kill 4 people instantly. We load up the pay load with venom traps and push.
>>340759169
Yes.
That anon doesn't know shit.
Allow me to demonstrate.
>>340752628
>having to res
>not BREAKing IT DOWN in order to gain a few crucial moments of invincibility, winning the game
>>340762973
stop using bandicam and just use shadowplay or that one AMD equivalent
>>340763112
Sorry, that's the first wemb I have made in a while, and my new computer didn't have any video recording programs so I just downloaded bandicam quickly.
>Attacking
>Take the first point just fine
>defender serious the fuck up
>push us back to spawn
>getting our shit pushed in
>Suddenly "I am taking the objective"
>some guy snuck past everyone as a Mei and started capping
>almost did it single handedly
>>340756864
>if you're in the air long enough people on the ground will be able to run faster than you
>BUT just like launching yourself it will suddenly lose that momentum after a certain time
Sounds like real life, I don't see how that's fucked but maybe you're just not used to it being like that in games. Friction motherfucker.
>>340763112
What's the ADM equivalent?
>>340763376
plays.tv or something
it's installed if you have the crimson drivers.
>>340763448
I have some ADM gaming evolved program on this machine, but I have never used it, and desu don't even know what it is.
>>340752628
This is why Mercy fags are so retarded.
>hur durr I can just res my team when they die
The fact that you chose useless Mercy is what makes contributes to your team dying lol
>>340752449
>healers still thinking they are necassary when half the cast has self heals and the other half can just pick up health packs
This isn't an MMO. Nobody cares about you cunts
>>340761745
>Triple winston on defense
>We're fucking them in their spawn
>They change to 4 widows to force us away
>After they get to the point they still have 4 widows
>Proceed to give them the monkey dick
>They respawn and just stay as widow for the rest of the game even though it clearly isn't working.
I think they secretly just all wanted to awp but needed an excuse.
Are you telling me there are matches where people fight over playing Mercy? I can barely get a match with one.
>>340763797
Lucio is superior to Mercy in every way.
>AoE heal
>can boost both movement speed and heal
>better gun that has a knock back blast
>ult gives you and your allies a massive shield for few seconds, that can be crucial in both defense, as well as offense.
>>340763735
>the enemy team switched to full winston
>I switch to zarya and rape while most everyone else switces to a counter as well
>there is a faggot on my team who refuses to switch to genji
OH YEAH DEFLECT THEIR FUCKING ELECTRICTY YOU USELESS FUCKING CUNT
ULTIMATE METER NEEDS TO RESET ON DEATH SO THESE FAGGOTS LEARN THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SWITCH CHARACTERS
>>340759114
one mercy damage buff is all you need to one shot a 150hp person as a pharah. sounds like you need to learn more about the game
>>340764115
Res > shield.
>>340764115
You forgot
>can dispute a point by himself and not get insta fucked
>isn't entirely reliant on a team
>can actually do damage and heal at the same time
>isn't a swedish cuck who probably fucks sand niggers
>>340764402
Not dying>Dying because dumb healslut mercy can't heal everyone like BBC Lucio can.
>>340764385
>sounds like you need to learn more about the game
It's not like I did this, nor did I say it was some 'pro strat'. It was just them cheesing it up in finals since they were obviously going to win and just wanted to have fun. The funniest was at the second capture point (this was on Volksya), when he kept calling for rezzes and got rezzed 5 times in under 30 seconds.
>>340757517
Holy shit this is fucking gold.
>>340764402
>me resing my team into death twice a game is good enough that I dont need to contribute otherwise r-right guys
If your team just got killed and it wasn't by an ult you are resing them into an ult. If you are resing them after they died from an ult then there was no real fight and the enemy team is probably at or near full strength to push you back again. Resing is nowhere near as useful as people make it out to be. Its an annoying thing to deal with at best since you know exactly where to focus and can start prefiring important targets immediately
>>340764492
Except his heal rate is less as it is aoe.
Lucio is best for control maps but Mercy is better on others.
>Join a game
>No one picks healer
>Go Zenyatta until someone changes.
>Join game
>No healer
>Go Roadhog so I can just self heal and not worry about anything.
>Join game
>Two people are running the same character
>Make it three just to piss off the try hards.
>>340764412
>swedish
She's Swiss. Cummon man, know the basics of the lore before you diss on them.
>>340764791
>twice in a game
Mercy's ult charges ridiculously quickly, you're going to rez more than twice a game.
>>340765131
>waifu faggot trying to explain anything about lore or game mechanics
L O L?
>>340752551
Lucio may be better on average but a good mercy with a good team wil destroy any enemy
>>340752961
>only 1 minute average time on fire with mercy
What the fuck?
>>340765131
You still aren't disputing what I said. Her ult is easily wasted and usually just a good way to feed the enemy team some ult energy or have them waste one.
>>340752551
Faggots like this shitting up threads with shitty "competitive meta" bullshit when you can pick both, and swamp the field with Reinhardt plus three who gives a shit because you're never not advancing.
>>340764791
Why does everyone have to assume the other team has everything and your teams has nothing and is complete shit? As if they can kill you and you can't kill them.
Yes if you are in a situation where you cannot kill the enemy at all and all your people die, res then just die again. Then nothing is going to help you.
Even a simple situation like trading kills so you end up 5v5 then you res it is now 6v5
>>340765256
>doesn't offer a counter to anything I said, nor says why he's even replying
Ok. I'm not really a waifufag, I just like Mercy, and since this thread is about Mercy, I figured I'd share some Mercy art.
>>340765398
You say that looks Lucio's ult doesn't also feed the enemy ult. But I'm not the original guy you replied to, I'm of the position that both have their strengths and weaknesses and are useful in different situations/maps. I.E. Lucio is better on KOTH then Mercy.
>When you kill someone using an ult, with an ult
>>340758290
Any time you see someone complaining about Rein's shield, it's likely a super low-skill player.
At higher ratings Rein's shield gets focused immediately, especially if you have a Mercy for the free ult charge on barrier damage.
>>340765398
>Her ult is easily wasted
Like all ults. Doesn't matter how good or bad a heroes abilities are if you are shit, you are shit.
>>340765617
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABO-ARGH
https://my.mixtape.moe/oimomm.mp4
>>340765617
>use my ult as genji, and immediately hear enemy genji doing the same
>mfw rush in, and chop that fag into pieces, before he is able to finish his ult warcry thing.
>>340763239
you should be ashamed of that excuse
>>340758381
fucking cunt i hope you will get banned for life
>>340765682
Yes but most don't just feed kills and ults to the enemy team.
>>340765859
Why?
>Mystery Brawl
>Enemy dug in to the last point with bastion and toblerone
>Roll D.va
Oh, now I remember why she's fun.
>>340764193
what the fuck did i just read
>>340765919
You are trying to argue that the fact people are alive you are just feeding kills and ults?
How do you plan on doing well if being alive is a bad thing?
>>340764402
>>340766162
How do you get kills with her ult? I've tried that exact same tactic before, and I'm lucky if I ever get even one person.
Mccree and Mercy at the top
This is as close to my otp as they will ever get in canon. ;_;
>>340766382
launch it skyward. chances are they wont look to see where it will land
>>340766382
Launching it high in the air is key, gives them less time to react when it falls in front of them, but otherwise it's just luck depending on their lacking awareness.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When will reddit leave?
Will it ever happen?
>>340766539
>>340766563
>big blinking warning sign on their UI
Doesn't matter how you launch it, you have to rely on them being shit. If they removed the warning shit it might not be so bad.
>>340766603
REE is an /r9k/ meme
>join game
>pick Genji
>some level 90 dickhead also picks genji
>halfway through the match he asks me to switch to something else
>"I don't think I've seen you get a single kill lol"
>gold in elims
>>340766894
>"I don't think I've seen you get a single kill lol"
Fuck I hate fags saying this shit, like what you've been watching me this whole time instead of playing the game?
>>340759169
If Rein stops being a pussy shitter holding up his shield he kills you way faster than you kill him. Yes, keeping your distance works, but you're trying to kill the squishies that are hugging his nuts. Rein makes an area of denial for Genji, you should not remain in any area where he is for any amount of time at all.
>>340766894
>Pick tank
>Last guy to pick goes tank
>Asks for a healer
When are they going to add in a vote kick option?
>All of these mercytards getting baited
Deep breaths, waifu fags it's nbd.
>>340766886
/r9k/? You mean that board that got taken over by /r/4chan idiots over a year and a half ago?
>>340767548
Two tanks aren't bad desu. Especially if one is Zarya.
I just want a robot character that doesn't fucking suck. Robots are cool as hell.
>>340754001
>all the newfag kids flipping out from this post
lmao
>>340753424
>monobeno
>anime
found the /r/edditor
>>340752449
The more the Mercier, anon.
>>340768703
Zenyatta is pretty fun, for me I just discord someone, then you basically get a wallhack marker on them and you can charge your right click and release it right when they turn a corner, can net you a ton of easy kills. Especially on heroes like Roadhogs who are easy to headshot and think their 600hp is going to save them when they have a discord on them. Only problem with zenyatta is that if someone gets close to you, you're pretty much fucked..
>tfw actually like playing zarya now
It's unbelievable how pubs will unload their might on my shield and then wonder where it all went wrong.
>Group of 4
>One of the two random person with us pick mercy
>Fine game
>friend gets POTG. Its a perfectly fine play that win us the game few seconds later.
>Before its even finished, Mercy ask for votes at the end
>We vote for friend anyways since he was good, mercy did her job but nothing spectacular
>she swears and leave before next game
Votes dont even mater. How can you be vexed of not getting your ego boost at the end? what the fuck.
Few games later an enemy Widow was just a beast and killed us good. We voted for her at the end, ending at 9 votes. Once again it doesn't really matter but at least we tips the one who is impressive.
>>340754068
Will change when ranked gets implemented i suspect.
>>340766894
I have a knee-jerk reaction to our team's genji's whenever we're losing as well. Can't help it, 9/10 times we're losing because people can't fucking play genji.
>>340771282
I have a dedicated Genji player in our group (he switch if needed but go Genji otherwise). He must get like half the POTG its ridiculous. Good Genji players are scary man.
>>340756586
>calls them champs
>>340753672
>Mercy is still the best hero in the game next to Mcree
>Mercyfags are this delusional.
>>340771259
nice blogpost you fucking faggot
where can I unsubscribe?
>>340753672
>Mercy is still the best hero in the game next to Mcree
But she's not even the best support.
Symmetra is better on defense.
Lucio is better on anything.
>>340771750
you want a screenshot or two next time
>9 lines, a blog
>>340764895
>make it three
>tfw i've done this just to see reactions
>people will usually switch to make it 4, 5, and even 6
>start to get nervous and switch to luci or a tank
>proceed to get rolled
yeah no it never really works
>>340752551
>Lucio
>Better than Mercy
How delusional are you?
>>340757178
lol same here, mostp layed hero is lucio, almost always gold on objective time, usually only one pushing, i play with 'imsogood30liminations' people
>>340771935
>5 D.Va and a lucio on Hanamura attack: GG
>5 Winston and a lucio on Anubis attack: GG
You could be surprised
>>340757250
now two faggots on the team not contribootin
>>340771998
>ult: rez vs make people not die
>able to push people in pits in a bunch of maps
>can heal everyone at the same time
>can make everyone go sonic speed
>make a payload moving faster
>can skate on all kind of shit and be annoyingly difficult to kill
>>340771750
http://fighthardyeah.blogspot.com/
>>340764895
>5 Widowmakers and 1 Hanzo
>destroy the other team
>4 of them leave right as time runs out and potg starts
>>340752961
>Also, I am not a fag.
>console version
yes you are
>>340766510
toblerone is safe from nerfs
good
>>340760892
My nigga, them colour transitions.
>>340752961
>most final blows
>7
>in 102 hours
Shitter detected.
>>340772725
Mei too.
>two best characters in the game are at the bottom of the tier list
Are ""pro gamers"" retarded?
>>340773150
>Mei
>goodI know your just shitposting anyways
>>340773340
king of the hill she is fucking useful as hell.
for defending or attacking on payload she is dead weight and just blocks paths for both sides
>>340773340
Mei is insane if you can actually aim her icicles. I regularly get gold eliminations with her.
>>340772241
Lucio's AoE heal is meaningless unless you Amp it, and that has a long cooldown. His speed boost is also not as great as most people think, though it's nice to have. His only advantage over Mercy is that he can attack while doing his heal and requires zero skill to play.
Mercy can heal up the team almost as quickly as Lucio, but she can also outheal damage with her ridiculously strong M1 and use the damage boost to give allies an advantage. She also has insane mobility with a coordinated team and can easily keep 2 or 3 people alive even under heavy fire if you know how to play her. The Resurrect also has a much faster charge up than Sound Barrier while being arguably better - Sound Barrier blocks damage for a moment, but Resurrect instantly brings a dead teammate back to life.
>>340773660
Just play Widow then if you're good at aiming.
>>340773741
Widow can't block flanks and wreck tanks at close range.
>>340762973
Cucktain of the cuckold guard please go
