Is there any force in the universe that can unite these two?
porn artists
>>340747886
Sakurai's fanfiction
>>340747961
and....we're done here
>>340747886
Rape.
No, ridley killed samus' parents.
>>340749150
It was one time!
>>340749150
>>340748828
i demand ridley cock
>>340747886
Never going to happen.
Unless Sakomoto comes up with some stupid ass way to do this, but I doubt even he is that ridiculous. He's just going to come up with more ways for Samus to shake her ass in the audiences face and furhter ruin her character.
>>340747886
Smash 5
Screencap this
>>340747886
the power of dinosaur dick
>>340750069
Wait what. Is that Ridley transforming in Samus, or vice versa?
>>340749950
SJW pls go
>>340750148
>the power of dinosaur dick
*pteroDICKtyl
>>340750254
this was clever but my inner autism has to remind everyone that pterodactyls are not dinosaurs they are flying reptiles.
>>340750363
Dinosaurs are birds
What unites us all: porn
>>340750161
this isn't mango, read ltr
>>340750423
But pterodactyls were neither dinosaurs nor birds.
>>340750363
>>340750423
>>340750464
Is Ridely even a dinosaur? Looks more like a pterodactyl than anything else anyway.
>>340750548
I thought he was a space dragon.
>>340750464
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avemetatarsalia
>>340750226
Every Metroid Game
>Armor popping off once so the audience can see the person under the armor.
Other M
>OWE MY EMOTIONS! OH NO IM ALMOST NAKED FOR NO REASON! OOOPS YOUR FACE FELL INTO MY CLEAVAGE TEHEHE!
Im no social justice warrior, id love to bury my face in Samus's ass, but as far as the games are concerned, tact and taste are an issue. The series went from Sigourney Weaver in Alien to DoA Beach Volley Ball.
>>340750798PRESENTS
>>340750647
Well fuck me running. Thanks anon.
>>340749364
Twice actually.
He killed old Bird too.
>>340750758
>Sigourney Weaver
>>340750758
That's not what Other M Samus was like. She was shit in it but atleast make it seem like you know what you're talking about.
>>340750939
Damn, Sigourney Weaver looks like THAT?
>>340750939
Lewd.
>>340750980
She did. Once upon a time.
>>340750939
You act like I have a problem with seeing a pair of tits.
Do you honestly think that anyone calling out the bastardization of a character is SJW shit?
Seriously, grow up. Not everyone on this planet that disagrees with badly handling a characters development is a SJW.
>>340751115
But Samus didn't act like the way you said she did in Other M. She acted stoic and collected most of the time, just monotonously saying what she is feeling.
>>340751275
>nipple clearly visible
>>340751012
Its hilarious how many people don't know s. Weaver was major grade hotness pretty much until 50+ hit.
>>340751275
I can clearly see nipple.
>>340750758
>zero mission
>large end segment without suit
>fusion
>emotions and "backstory"
Other M just took inspiration from the gba games
>>340751275
so hentai artists are the most powerfull beeings in metroid universe?
>>340751454
Hell, she's still kinda aging gracefully.
>>340751454
>Alien
>Ghostbusters
Lord have mercy.
>>340751732
Honestly, I thought she was still kinda rocking it up until (and including) her cameo in Paul.
>>340751539
The story in Fusion was shit though. Adam-tron was the most irritating character to have to work through and Samus' inner monologues were just as dull.
I didn't like the Zero Mission ZS section much either, the stealthing element felt extremely crowbarred in, even though I love the game as a whole.
>>340751539
In fusion the suit was treated as being grafted to her skin. They had to operate the infected pats off her.
Then in other M "NOPE IT WA EMOTINALLY POWERED ALL ALONG"
>>340751928
Post the rest
Its not like Ganon ever joined Link either.
Bowser just happened because of how spinoff heavy the Mario series is, the two Kirby villains have been misunderstood good guys from like the second game.
>>340748828
How do you get a body like Samus?
>>340752154
inject bird DNA
>>340752045
>a powerful and lethal parasite knocking her out cold can't turn off the suit
>but a single ice pistol hit from Adam simultaneously disabled her suit and knocked her out
Sakamoto in charge of consistency.
>>340752154
Get on a planet that's a harsher than Earth and have to be in peak physical condition to survive.
>>340752154
Why do you want to know?
>>340752154
you have to be a girl
>>340747886
Anal.
>>340752349
he wants to be your waifu anon, you should help him.
>>340752372
>tfw read a fic somewhere where Samus raped Ridley and basically used the relative smallness of her bones to nearly destroy his dick
>>340752372
Or Brianna Wu, as indelusional and crazy
>>340747886
>Is there any force in the universe that can unite these two?
Rape is the ultimate connection.
>>340747886
>Metroid Other R
>Samus is revealed to be a federation weapon created from Ridley genes.
>All her memories are false.
>Ridley has been trying to subdue Samus to re-create his race since the beginning.
>Produced by Sakamoto.
>>340752603
i dont think it works that way
>>340752495
>>340752716
cheer up doggo
>>340752740
to be fair, neither does the general way such a fic would work. Samus would have died, not loosend up.
No and why would they unite?
Ridley is a cold blooded psychopath who's only interest is raping and pillaging the cosmos.
>>340752445
I'd love to, but think of all the money I'd have to spend on latex bodysuits and plastic surgery for him
>>340752740
It's pornographic fanfiction about characters with alien physiology. It'd be more surprising if it actually made sense at all.
>>340752740
A hit sitcom.
>>340753005
well he was just expecting guidance, not actual assistance. I'm sure he'd be willing to add everything he owns to the money pot for such a cause.
>>340752603
>TFW all Samus porn is of HER getting raped or mindbroken or some combination of both.
>Nothing with her dominating Space Pirates or Ridley himself.
>>340747886
If Adam authorised it
>>340747886
Not impossible. Very unlikely.I want some character development for Ridley.
>>340753383
samus needs more character development
>>340753303
I really want something where she basically enslaves the space pirates and uses they're own self experimentation tech to feminize them as much as possible(in whatever alien way, of course) before selling them across the galaxy.
Someone come up with a name for her business.
>>340750434
Through dick, unity.
>>340753383
>they wasted that amazing Reborn Ridley cycle idea on fucking Other M
>>340747886super metroids
>>340753469
Ridley needs it more. What inspires him? How did he become the last of the dragons? What is he like when he's not being a space pirate?
>>340753469
>This Old Anus.jpg
RIDLEY
JUST SOME BOSS ENEMY
NOT EVEN SPECIAL
>>340753469
more like more anus development
>>340753912
the anus is part of the character
>>340747886
Holy matrimony.
>SHE WAS THE BADDEST BOUNTY HUNTER ON THAT SIDE OF GALAXY
>HE WAS THE FEARSOME CAPTAIN OF THE SPACE PIRATES
>NOW, A NEW CHALLANGE WILL BRING THE TWO SWORN ENEMIES TOGETHER
>...starting a family?
>[laughtrack]
>COMING THIS SPRING, TO ABC
>'MARRIED WITH RIDLEY'
What would their babies look like?
>>340753910
>NOT EVEN SPECIAL
Well he's clearly a little special, what with being trusted with getting the metroid and being in command of that huge back up ship in Zero Mission. He always seems to be the biggest authority after people like Mother Brain and Dark Samus.
>>340749950
Samus never had any character but keep crying
>>340754139
>Honey, I'm home!
>Dinner's ready, dear!
>Wonderful! But where are the kids?
>Oh darling, they ARE dinner, remember!
>Oh yeah!
>[laugh track]
>>340750758
>OOOPS YOUR FACE FELL INTO MY CLEAVAGE TEHEHE!
Does this actually happen?
>>340754332
>Samus never had any character
It should have stayed that way, really.
Porn and space pirate dick
>>340754332
not him but not having character doesn't mean you should add one that couldn't possibly have accomplished everything earlier on the timeline.
>>340754139
>It's the 'Ridley is jealous of Samus relationship with her boss Adam so he wears a trenchcoat and fedora and spies on them when they go out for a business lunch' episode
>>340748828
>>340753587
Samus' Sexy Sluts Service.
>>340754498
>>340754474
Im not saying she should have character, but he implied her character was destroyed by her sexualization but she didnt have character to begin with. She was always a sex symbol, when they tried to force this phony personality on her is when she was ruined
>>340754924
Nevertheless Other M Samus can only work as some early Samus or something. Otherwise how could she have single handily killed every challenge she faces in that game alone on previous missions?
I will remind you that this is supposed to be the second to last game on the timeline.
>>340751539
>>large end segment without suit
You got that right
>>340747886
>samus won't always be depicted in her zero suit they said
>she won't be constantly sexualized they said
>literally the only depiction of samus is now the zero suit and you never ever ever see her in the normal armor anymore
>>340754924
>She was always a sex symbol, when they tried to force this phony personality on her is when she was ruined
I honestly don't care about the sexualisation or the shitty personality. I just wish they'd spend less time on writing and more on good gameplay.
Zero Mission had some story sections as well, but they were short, unobtrusive, and were honestly better written than most of Fusion or Other M. Simply because they showed shit instead of having terrible dialogue and weak characterisation.
The section near the end of Zero Mission which briefly flashbacks to Samus' childhood was more interesting than any of the story in either of those games. With the possible exception of the building up of the threat of the X and the SA-X in particular in Fusion, that was pretty decent.
>>340754472
Bumping this.
I haven't played other M but I've watched the cutscenes and I'm pretty sure they never make her sexual iced outside of making her in the zero suit a lot.
>>340755337
brawl was a mistake
>>340748828
>Ridley ass
>>340750069
How the tables have turned
>>340752603
fake, nobody would ever write something like that
There is offensively little art of Samus being impregnated by Ridley.
Not just sex, but specifically of her getting pregnant or it being implied she will get pregnant.
>>340755830
Why would there even be any..?
riddle officially died in super metroid right? do you think we'll ever get a proper ridley again?
>>340755561
its definitely real but I'm not gonna go looking for it right now. I don't think I read it on fanfic.net.
It also starts with Samus going after Ridley's crew when they attack some station and Samus, knowing they've killed all civilians, begins by using gravitational force from the ship to sling meteors right at them. When she chases Ridley down she uses the timed explosive trick to let him dodge a missle but end up trapped under rubble.
After the act she turns on the explosion sequence and tells Ridley that she knows he'll escape through he'll probably have to lose some limbs in the process.
>>340752920
Literally anything wrong with that
>>340756007
he admitted she was cute. Knowing attempt to destroy cuteness is a serious crime.
>>340754652
Autism.
>>340754924
She had plenty in Fusion. Zero mission also gave us windows to her childhood.
Other M is what I'd expect to read in fanfiction.net
>>340756465
post samus7.jpg
>>340755979
he will be back undoubtedly, the real question is if he will be anything more than the not-final boss
>>340747886
She was secretly a sleeper agent for the space pirates. Her destroying everything was according to plan.
>samushailhydra.jpg
>>340756465
Ball busting is shit but those expressions are 10/10
>>340756465
who's the artist here?
>>340756465
>>340749950
To bad Sakamoto wants Samus in the suit and not showing her ass, keep up with the times and stay mad faggot.
>>340748828
More.
>>340752312
Well the suit is connected to her neural systems and that is the first thing the X infect so the part of her suit not shutting down makes sense.
>>340756465
>fantastic artstyle
>disgusting fetish
every time
>>340756465
why do some men want their balls busted? it's arguably worse than cuckoldry
>>340754332
ya pally, its not like there where small details like her stopping to close a dead soldiers eyes or hesitated to kill her corrupted allies. Never mind her giving the federation an ear full in Fusion. No character, none, if its not the forefront it must not exist at all ever.
>>340758706
its just a really developed femdom thing. The idea is that its hot as fuck for a woman to have so much power she physically destroys your own manhood
>>340759039
Samus is literally made for femdom or rape.
No vanilla.
>>340759676
I agree but there's sadly barely anything for the femdom side
>>340759864
>sadly barely anything for the femdom side
>sadly
How can you stand to go on existing in such a beta state?
>>340759676
>>340759864
Femdom is woefully underrepresented in doujins next to rape and mindbreak these days.
What a tragic time we live in. Here's to based Tex-Mex saving us soon.
>>340760304
You say that like rape isn't also beta material.
We're all equals here.
>>340760304
its not like you can complain.
As he said, Samus fits the bill quite nicely.
>>340760785
>Femdom is woefully underrepresented in doujins
No, what is woefully underrepresented is yuri incest. Femdom doesn't even remotely compare.
I lost that comic where she shits herself
>>340761047
good
>>340761047
good
>>340761047
Good.
>>340760785
Sauce motherfuck
>>340761047
Very good.
>>340750758
But the only movie where Ripley wasn't running scared shitless of the xenomorphs was Resurrection.
>>340750069
What is this supposed to be
I don't understand
>>340761604
>Artist's name is in the post
>Title name is in the filename
>It's not even cropped
Really?
>>340761763
She rushed those niggers when they kidnaped moot
and she wasn't afraid of them in Alien cubed because she has THE BABY
>>340761807
are you retarded? Read the filename and look very closely at the transition. Notice the needle.
>>340761807
Samus transforms into a Ridley after getting injected with something by Space Pirates?
It's pretty easy to follow m8
>>340762004
I didn't even know the name saved
>/v/pol/ has their heads so up far inside their added that they're now defending Other M and calling people that call it shit "sjws"
What the fuck happened with this board.
>>340762082
>>340762127
>Implying it's not the Space Pirates disguising Ridley as Samus, then injecting him with something to keep him from transforming back.I know it's not, I'm being silly.
>>340762229
its like two people in this thread max
>>340750069
Has SCIENCE! gone too far?
>>340750069
>Turning your biggest enemy into a dragon with no way to restrain her when the transformation finishes
Space Pirates.
>>340747886
How can Samus be so hot.
>>340753383
I think the only character development you could have for Ridley is show how fucking shit his life is after getting his ass blown up and rebuilt/reborn like six times. At this point, Samus has already got her revenge, and Ridley's vendetta is justified.
>>340747886
Okay in Super Metroid ...
So why does the metroid suck up all of samus energy before the brain guy and then comes back to give samus super powers AND attack the brain thing?
>>340754139
Laughtrack would also play whenever Ridley's neighbor, played by Kramer, comes in and shouts TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
>>340763307
It didn't recognise her at first.
>>340763357
>Kramer
>Not playing Kraid
>>340762862
She is fit but still has all the right curve.
>>340763532
He's lost control of his life.
>>340751928
Sauce?
>>340754139
>>340754368
>>340754569
>>340763357
>Honey, I've got some bad news!
>Whatever is it, darling?
>My mother is coming for dinner!
>[comedic dramatic stinger + laughtrack]
And then Mother Brain shows up and complains that Ridley didn't settle down with a nice Space Pirate girl
>No offense, Samus, sweety, but you've got to understand, it's a cultural thing!
>>340762714
I love the depiction of this artist's space pirates so much
