IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5v7NLT5fS0
Huh, it actually is
NO ECELEB THREADS
Real
TWO HOURS 40 MINUTES
>>340747843
Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about matthewmatosis's let's play bullshit? Bring back the reviews.
Oh nice. I'll have to check this out later.
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>>340748237
They're still reviews. He's just trying to appease people who don't like his lack of consistent schedule by making every video as long as possible.
Please keep it to one thread
Posting the classic remix in case anyone hasn't seen it, cracks me up every time.
https://youtu.be/k_VH3R1luEA
>>340748237
There isn't a huge amount of difference. He still goes in depth about the games pros and cons
>>340747843
>doesn't make a video for 5 months
>makes one 2 hour 40 minute video that only NEETS have time for
>/v/ defends this
>actual video game discussion gets deleted
>this blatant advertising of a shitty youtube channel will stay up
>>340748394
>less than half a month old
>classic
>>340748394
>I thought it would be best to cum inside every version of Zelda
>>340748490
>actual video game discussion
>on /v/
>ever
Funny joke
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc
>>340747843
literally fucking who
>2 and a half hour video
who the fuck is going to watch a random nobody this long
>>340747843
>2 hours and 40 minutes
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT
>>340748658
Yes you do
>>340747843
>2 hours and 40 minutes of some literally who going through a boring game stage by stage
surely people don't pay for this?
>>340748576
>>340748823
>random nobody
this is how i know you're a newfag
>>340747843
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340748658
Don't lie we all know you're doing nothing today
>>340748928
Fuck you, stop derailing the thread.
>>340747843
Fuck, even watching that much of a game or Youtuber I care about is pushing it and only a "I'm really fucking bored" kind of thing.
Quality > quantity dude. Do some editing and just show the good parts.
>>340747843
Great Matt's gonna ramble on for 2 hours and 40 minutes and claim his review is deep, even though he just hammers the same points over and over again.
KOJAGE
>>340748658
Seeing your image, it's clear you waste more time watching even shittier stuff.
>>340748928
Let's.
IT REALLY IS UP!
>>340748972
>and claim his review is deep
when has this ever happened.
>DMC
Let's not kid ourselves. DMC is shitty autism bait with punching bag enemies in which you can just stand in one spot cycling moves while occasionally jumping or dodging, and throwing in a taunt for good measure. It just favors autistic recital of weak combos to fill an arbitrary style meter when that's not the fastest or most efficient way to take out enemies.
Both movement and attacks themselves (both for you and the enemies) are slow and clunky. The movement is awkward and not fluid and is miles below the movement of NG or even something like fucking MGRR. The jump is pisspoor and because there's almost zero lateral movement it's just used for iframe spam.
The game also lacks depth (and no having an arbitrary style meter doesn't change the core mechanics); maybe if every style could be equipped simultaneously it would begin to have some depth, but having to choose between dodge, block/counter, or having more than one attack button? What a fucking joke.
Only having two weapons at once combined with shallow movesets cripples the combat and ruins variety. There are so few moves for each, nothing on the level of NG2's 15+ base attacks (counter, strong, weak, strong hold, weak hold, strong pause, weak pause, forward strong, forward weak, 360 attacks, OT, UT, bow, shruiken, air combos) for each weapon + dodge/block, and this is without even going into the 50+ combos for each weapon. And not to mention NG2's more fluid movement, more strict timing, more smart and adaptive enemy AI (especially bosses), and the weight given to moves by not being able to simply hop right out of them into a full i-frame to apex jump whenever you see an enemy do one of their predictable tells before an attack.
And before you say childish nonarguments like "git gud" yes, I am an avid action game fan and have played them for many years. And yes I am a master at the genre. And yes, of course I have beat the game on DMD; I would never critique a game without mastering it first.
>>340749163
All the time, he and others claim his reviews are in depth.
>>340749495
>All the time, he and others claim his reviews are in depth
Okay can you show me proof otherwise you're just pissing in the wind.
>>340749212
Yeah the movement sucks.Yes I know it's a pasta.
>>340749551
His YouTube channel literally says that on his about page moron.
>>340749495
>dept
>deep
two different things faggot.
Dept is analysing the actual game and the things in the game like items, weapons, areas, mobs and so on. You saying his reviews are deep is a autistic thing to say. He never claims they were deep or they are a shining example to reviews and such. Stop being a faggot.
>>340749551
>>340749212
>autist has 3 hour commentary that took 3 months to make
>autist is BTFO by a few paragraphs typed up in 10 minutes by some random poster on /v/
Matthewmatosis is a fucking clown. His Dark Souls 2 """""critique""""" in particular is literal autism. Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
>nearly three HOURS
>>340749551
>Can you prove that I am driving?
>Is speeding a crime?
I don't know Sherlock
>>340749972
>Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
I find that hard to believe
>>340749972
>Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
>>340749972
t. Team B
>>340749841
Is it a pasta if it's my own OC from a few months ago?
Not vidya.
>>340749931
Stop justifying it you mong they're literally synonyms. But even using in depth his reviews are shit and are still him hammering the same points for hours on end. All of the other information he spews is just shit from wikis.
>>340749841
Alright I've never tried DMC. Now I have to. Which DMC is this?
>>340750215
Yes.
>>340748406
Oh
Well in that case he should review games I care about it.
>>340750132
Upon replaying Dark Souls, it's not very good.
>too much focus on weapons/build over mechanical skill/gameplay
>too slow, too much delay when rolling or attacking (like a 500ms delay for rolling or shield raising)
>only caters to people who know the ins and outs of the game, specific builds, enemy weaknesses, regardless of those players' actual skill
>trying to fit everything into one interconnected world makes it convoluted and confusing; often unclear where you need to go or what you need to do
>many of the key mechanics are poorly explained (lordvessel, upgrading estus, kindling bonfires, pardoning, etc)
>key characters for vital weapons, armor, pyro, miracles, and sorceries are a pain to find and severely limit your options and hamper the game experience
>worlds feel empty and sterile (Anor Londo castle, Duke's Archives, Ash Lake, Lost Izalith, etc)
>many bosses are underwhelming or poorly designed (O&S, Priscilla, Capra, Quelaag, Pinwheel, Seath, Taurus, Ceaseless Discharge, bed of chaos)
>Hitboxes and i-frames are inconsistent
>game rewards simply running past enemies and rushing bosses over tactical play
>many mechanics are unfair first time (mimic chest, seath, Stray Demon floor collapsing, Anor Londo castle archers, bonfire at Sen's)
Overall, it's a mediocre game that's overhyped to hell, especially after playing the masterpiece that is Demon's Souls.
DeS has miles better world design and level design, and all the mechanics come naturally through progression of the story, and it doesn't obfuscate key characters or mechanics because "le so hard xD"
Dark Souls has lots of obscure, backwards bullshit, partially just because the level design is terrible and they purposely hide key characters and mechanics, but also because they decided to go for the interconnected world to full scale gimmick and sacrificed pacing, and world building simply for the player to be able to say "oh, that's cool, I can see another part of the world from here"
>>340750241
>same points for hours on end
have you even watched 10 minutes worth of it you cum guzzling faggot?
>Speaks about a certain stage and gives his thoughts on it
>Moves onto a different stage entirely and gives his thoughts on it
>STOP HAMMERING THE SAME P-POINTS
Nah fuck off faggot, I'd rather get what I wanted to see, getting a in depth review on all resources in the game.
>>340749972
>>340750502
everything pre bloodborne is a bad souls game because of the clunky combat
Irish aren't human, get the fuck out
Fuck I wanted to finish playing it before this came out. Why am I so shit at playing videogames
>>340749972
>Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
>>340750502
and yet still better than Dark Souls 2
>>340750854
>reeee b-team
Fuck off.
>>340748394
>In a tree dimensional space
>>340750693
Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 3, and Bloodborne all have good combat
Ecelebs threads are shit and deserve banning
>>340750502
>too much focus on weapons/build over mechanical skill/gameplay
nigga you can beat the game at sl1 with a shitty club, where do you think the term git gud came from
>too slow, too much delay when rolling or attacking (like a 500ms delay for rolling or shield raising)
get used to the timing
>only caters to people who know the ins and outs of the game, specific builds, enemy weaknesses, regardless of those players' actual skill
the game is about learning the ins and outs
>trying to fit everything into one interconnected world makes it convoluted and confusing; often unclear where you need to go or what you need to do
thats like your opinion man
>many of the key mechanics are poorly explained (lordvessel, upgrading estus, kindling bonfires, pardoning, etc)
yeah ill give you that one, although i would argue being non intuitive is almost refreshing in this day and age
>key characters for vital weapons, armor, pyro, miracles, and sorceries are a pain to find and severely limit your options and hamper the game experience
also fair
>worlds feel empty and sterile (Anor Londo castle, Duke's Archives, Ash Lake, Lost Izalith, etc)
the game takes place after the end of the world, is supposed to be desolate
>many bosses are underwhelming or poorly designed (O&S, Priscilla, Capra, Quelaag, Pinwheel, Seath, Taurus, Ceaseless Discharge, bed of chaos)
we could sit here and argue about bosses in the souls series all day, but i think the good vastly outweighs the bad
>Hitboxes and i-frames are inconsistent
get gud
>game rewards simply running past enemies and rushing bosses over tactical play
only after exploring the area and mapping out the route (Das2 was waaaay worse about this)
>many mechanics are unfair first time (mimic chest, seath, Stray Demon floor collapsing, Anor Londo castle archers, bonfire at Sen's)
yeah thats also true
DaS is over rated yeah, but its still a great gameits also better than Des
>>340750821
After you see how many things 2 did better than 1, you can probably understand why I was disappointed with 1
>Ascetics, to respawn enemies as well as bosses
>Able to use a weapons full moveset in the left hand
>Powerstance
>Depleting your stamina caused your character to breathe heavily
>You didn't lose your momentum from falling down 2 feet
>Poise wasn't entirely broken
>Really fun NPC invaders where they didn't act like just another enemy
>Interacting with the environment unlocked secrets, like lighting all the scones in The Gutter
>Other secrets like the pig and the pickaxe
>Pharros Lockstones and Fragrant Branches to manipulate the environment
>Getting wet reduced your characters lightning resistance while boosting your fire resistance
>NG+ didn't just increase enemy HP and damage, it added new enemies and items
>rolling in poison pools made your poison build up continue even on dry land because you were still covered in it
>rolling in snow/poison/water covered you in it, and it slowly disappeared
>You could activate several pools of blood at once, resulting in hilarity
>You could be invaded even if you were hollow and if the boss was dead, but at a lower chance
>You could burn an effigy to block invaders, but as a result you blocked summons as well
>Poison builds were not only viable, they were useful
>You could roll in more directions when locked on
>Hexes were fleshed out
>White phantoms couldn't Estus with an invader in the world
>Small soapstones if you wanted help with the area before a boss, without having to Black Crystal to solo the boss
>>340749972
>autist is BTFO by a few paragraphs typed up in 10 minutes by some random poster on /v/
where
>>340751646
DMC is trash, and Matthewmatosis is an autist.
This is the same guy that unironically praised MGRR
>>340751549
>After you see how many things 2 did better than 1
I played Dark Souls 1 and 2. There was nothing 2 did better than 1
let me break down some of your statements:
>>NG+ didn't just increase enemy HP and damage, it added new enemies and items
it added bullshit enemy placement that added to the Dark Souls 2 "LOL, SO HARD YOU ARE GOING TO DIE" marketing. Like the NPCs in the Lost Sinner fight
>>Pharros Lockstones and Fragrant Branches to manipulate the environment
all they do is open optional passages
>>340751737
MGR is a good game
>>340750241
The DMC video literally hasn't been out long enough for anyone to have an opinion on it yet. Have you really got nothing better to do with your time? Go make your own videos if you're such an expert, I'm sure the quality will speak for itself.
>>340751737
thats epin but i want the post were matthew was BTFO
>>340751737
>Look at me, mom! I'm being a contrarian on the internet again!
>>340750502
>>too much focus on weapons/build over mechanical skill/gameplay
How are you making that judgement? If it's possible to beat the game with your starting gear/level, it's fine
>>trying to fit everything into one interconnected world makes it convoluted and confusing; often unclear where you need to go or what you need to do
So? Why does it always have to be clear on what you need to do?
>>only caters to people who know the ins and outs of the game, specific builds, enemy weaknesses, regardless of those players' actual skill
What does this even mean? It's harder on the first run and easier when you know where everything is? No shit
>>many of the key mechanics are poorly explained
You can beat the game with only the asylum's tutorial messages
>>key characters for vital weapons, armor, pyro, miracles, and sorceries are a pain to find and severely limit your options and hamper the game experience
What vital gear do you need to have a good experience that can't be found anywhere on your own, and why is it so important?
>>game rewards simply running past enemies and rushing bosses over tactical play
Right about enemies, not bosses
>>many bosses are underwhelming or poorly designed (O&S, Priscilla, Capra, Quelaag, Pinwheel, Seath, Taurus, Ceaseless Discharge, bed of chaos)
Seath, Ceaseless Discharge and Bed of Chaos are the shit ones on that list
>>many mechanics are unfair first time (mimic chest, seath, Stray Demon floor collapsing, Anor Londo castle archers, bonfire at Sen's)
Agreed on Seath and maybe the mimic, don't get what's wrong with the archers or Sen's bonfire
>Overall, it's a mediocre game that's overhyped to hell, especially after playing the masterpiece that is Demon's Souls.
So much of the shit you complained about is present in DeS
>>340751894
Dark Souls actually started the "LOL PREPARE TO DIE XDDD" meme. All the games have tons of enemies.
How can people prefer DS2?
I literally can't even bring myself to complete runs of 2 after beating it twice. I have played 1 and beaten it 7 times and I've beaten 3 4 times now. Dark souls 2 is legitimate shit
>>340752010
>look mom, I'm being a furfag on the Internet again!
>>340752074
but Dark Souls 1 was fair outside of Bed of Chaos.
Dark Souls 2 got lazy and bullshit with the enemy placement and SotFS made it worse
>>340752131
Demon's Souls
+ Bosses are perfectly melee/caster-balanced
+ Consistent map design
+ Music
+ The best difficulty balance out of the three
+ Hub layout
- PvP is shit
- Framerate is shit in 2-x and some of 5-x
Dark Souls
+ Everything up until 50%>
+ Music is the best out of the three
- Everything after 50%>
- Blighttown framerate
- Open world resulted in you seeing unfinished maps early on
- PvP is still shit
Dark Souls 2
+ Graphics and 60fps
+ PvP is the best out of the three, and overall REALLY good
+ Open world was much better this time around
+ Bonfire Ascetic
+ Consistent level of "fun" throughout the entirety of the game
- Music is the worst out of the three
- Levels become extremely insignificant very early on
- Stat balancing
Bloodborne
+ The most fun gameplay out of all the games
+ Best art direction
+ Music is finally 'back on track'
+ For the first time since DS, the lore got me hooked again
+ Consistent level design (except for very few parts)
- Too few weapons (yes, despite every weapon being so unique, I still wanted more)
- Although the PvP being superior than DkS1/DS, it was significantly worse than DkS2
Ratings (in this order)
Demon's Souls - 9
Bloodborne - 8
DkS2 - 8
DkS - 6
>>340752131
>I have played 1 and beaten it 7 times
you poor soul
>Entire second half of game is borderline incomplete and is empty and sterile with terrible level design
>godawful enemies like the bonewheel skeletons, Stray Demons, Anor Londo Archers, and Drakes
>literally recycles the same boss three times
>Retarded mechanics like curse
>worst PvP in the series
>can't fast travel anywhere until over halfway into the game
>game world is a convoluted mess with necessary NPCs scattered into the far corners of the world
>only one main path you can take that you have to find through trial and error and backtracking. Level design is a huge step down from Demon's Souls
How the fuck is this regarded as a modern classic? And people unironically call Dark Souls 2 the bad game then fanboy over this mediocre piece of shit?
>>340752271
>SotFS made it worse
This is bait. SotFS is objectively better than Dark Souls 1 & 2
>>340750531
>I eat shit and like it.
>>340751897
>go-go make your own videos.
I don't need to tell you Matthew's shit but you wouldn't know since you're so far on his cock.
>>340752282
>>340752363
What exactly is wrong with DaS' second half? Why would you shit on New Londo and DLC so hard? Lost Izalith is the only bad area, maybe crystal caves too
>you were lucky enough to have your first game be Dark Souls and not Dark Souls 2, players who are damned to an eternity of trying to prove Dark Souls 2 is better than Dark Souls when it isn't
praise the sun
>>340752501
>I eat shit and like it.
Subjective also not an argument.
It goes without saying but kill yourself.
>>340752454
>SotFS is objectively better than Dark Souls 1 & 2
>>340752591
My first game was Demon's Souls, my second game was Dark Souls, my third game was Dark Souls II, and my fourth game was Dark Souls III you memespouting bandwagoning retard.
And Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in every way.
>>340752805
wrong
>Dark Souls 2 hating retards are so braindead that all they can do is greentext what you said and post ebin reaction images
>>340747843
>DmC commentary
>Autistics are discussing souls
>>340752934
u mad cuz no one agrees with u faggot
You're all idiots. You do know nobody actually prefers ds2 right? It's just arguing out of boredom
>>340752614
If you posted an argument I would of given one, but all you said was that you like it and that its good for you.
>>340752960
>>DmC commentary
it's the first DMC so use DMC. DmC is reserved for the reboot.
>>340752934
because you are baiting
>we will never ever have a thread that isn't about souls ever again
Stop shilling this guy
>>340752960
>tfw you derail an entire thread
>>340752960
I know people say e-celeb threads are cancer, but this just shows that souls-fags are so bad, they can shit up a thread that most people think is already shit.
>>340753114
>Dark Souls 2 hating retards are so braindead that all they can do is greentext what you said, post ebin reaction images, and accuse you of bait
Fixed, happy now?
>>340751737
MGRR's fun, you patrician shit.
>>340753114
>it's the first DMC so use DMC. DmC is reserved for the reboot.
sorry senpai
>>340753192
the guy made a video shitting on Dark Souls 2.
Now the trolls who defend Dark Souls 2 now claim that anyone who hates Dark Souls 2 just watched his video and never played the game.
Like in >>340751549's post. the line of
>After you see how many things 2 did better than 1
is him playing that the person who shat on Dark Souls 2 never played it
>>340753282
MGRR is a shallow 3 hour long button masher with shit mechanics, shit level design, shit enemy design, shit writing, and shit characters.
>not dark souls 3
>not MGS V
>>340753072
>if you posted an argument I would of given one
You did you autist.
>hammering the same points
The I blew you the fuck out and now you're retreating to the typical
>you eat shit and like it
Like I said before it's subjective, different strokes for different folks but in the case of it being an argument it isn't. So fuck off.
>2 fucking hours
>>340753440
Matthew doesn't want to be typecast as the strictly souls/mgs/zelda guy.
>>340753440
>not dark souls 3
Good, I've had enough of Souls.
>>340753417
Your favourite game has shit mechanics, shit level design, shit enemy design, shit writing, and shit characters.
>>340753504
This is the only good kind of thick desu famalan
>talking about runes for 15 mins
wtf is this
>>340753721
Yeah, because it's not just another word for fat here.
>>340753920
in-depth games reviews and analysis nothing more nothing less
>>340753417
Oh yeah? What's your favorite game, anon.
>>340753440
He couldn't handle the pressure of someone people wanted, so he did something totally different and executed it poorly compared to the previous works.
Ironic, he's guilty of the same thing he complains about Dark Souls 2 doing.
What game is he talking about at 39:55?
>>340749212
I don't agree with this post but I do think DMC is severely overrated compared to Ninja Gaiden
>>340754996
That's mostly to do with difficulty, the pace of the combat and I guess also the fact that Ninja Gaiden is available on less platforms than DMC
I just don't know how I'll feel if DMC5 isn't announced at E3.
>>340747843
Why is he obsessed with kamiya?
I'm not really liking this commentary style he's using more. I'd prefer more focused videos, here he's just going in depth on too much stuff I don't care about, and there's no way to skip to the parts I find interesting with time codes because of the way it's structured, with him playing mission after mission and talking about whatever during them. I'd like for him to make more like the tetris or scoring videos, focused Game Maker's Toolkit style stuff on just one topic, and he'd be able to make them faster
>all the serious analysts only make analysis of japanese games
really makes you think (;
>>340756250
My favorite games franchises are all japanese
>Ys
>Souls
>Zero Escape
>Monster Hunter
>Devil May Cry
>Ninja Gaiden
>Metal Gear
>Guilty Gear
etc
>>340756250
>>all the serious analysts
fuck you mook, this kind of e-celeb wank needed to die
fucking idiot
It only took 10 fucking years.
DMC really is kinda shitty, to be honest. I liked the series when I was a lot younger, but after you play Ninja Gaiden Black/Ninja Gaiden II, not to much a handful of other really good action games, you really get a feel for how underwhelming the DMC games are.
I wish NGB would get a PC port so I wouldn't have to hook up my Xbox every time I wanted to play it.
>>340756250
Mathew in specific has done videos about GOOD games in general, they just happen to be mostly japanese, not all though.
>>340747843
>2,5 hour commentary
>"its shit"
>"its shit"
>"its shit"
" but its good"
why the hell am I subbed for him?
>>340756649
>tfw koei tecmo probably thinks PC gamers don't want Ninja Gaiden because Yaiba sold like shit
That guy said Lost Izalith is beautifully handcrafted.
Who takes him serious?
>Hurr Oddworld is colorful so suddenly
Guess he didn't play anything besides the first game. Oddworld got goofy and colorful with Exoddus.
>>340756473
Congrats bro
>>340756773
What? He really clearly likes the game throughout, he just has some complaints.
I love DMC and this guy is alright, but... fuck man, I don't wanna waste 3 hours listening to him
>>340747843
I can't fucking believe it. Motherfucker ACTUALLY RELEASED A VIDEO! THE FUCKING MAD MAN!
>>340747843
WE FUCKING DID IT REDDIT
>>340756975
There are a lot of Xbox OG games that are in serious need of PC ports. Aside from NGB, I'd really love to see Panzer Dragoon Orta (fucking greatest railshooter ever made) and GunValkyrie.
GunValkyrie in particular would be really good on KB+M controls.
>>340757028
man he is autistic as fuck, like in his DS2 video
>"I dont understand this in the aspect of geography"
>"I dont understand this in the aspect of geography"
>"I dont understand this in the aspect of geography"
>"its good"
>"I dont understand this in the aspect of geography"
>>340752282
>trying to rank Souls games
>doesn't even try to rank bosses
You're a very, very silly man.
>>340757189
I bet if he didn't say a word about the tower and Iron Keep the majority of people playing it wouldn't have noticed.
>>340750341
>not caring about DMC
Acquire taste.
>>340757189
Nah, the DaS2 video was way worse about this stuff, for good reason. He'd spent 6 hours talking about how much he loved DaS1, and basically everything good to be said about 2 is also in 1, and pretty much everything left is bad.
>>340757462
>>340749972
>Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
You autist have been so assblasted since his ds2 video.
Just accept that your favorite game is shit and everyone knows it.
>>340757462
Nah, everyone one noticed that, and how disjointed DaS2 was in general.
>>340757552
>common game design technique
Not in Souls games.
>>340757552
>*
bait
>>340757552
Is this the "Blight-town deliberately had a low framerate to represent the metaphorical sluggishness of the protagonist" of DS2?
>>340748370
>They're still reviews
No they aren't.
My Dearest Anon..
>>340750297
3. dON'T EXPECT TO BE PULLING OFF THAT SHIT WITHOUT LOADS OF PRACTICE.
You know why this guy makes "informative" videos about video games instead of being a normal fucking youtuber?: Because he's not entertaining. He realized he wasn't funny or charismatic, so he decided to just go in depth about a totally non-serious topic, videogames. I mean he could have dedicated his boring videos to something important like politics or something, but no, he's making super serious videos about th least serious shit ever, video games. Let's face it, this guy wouldn't be so popular if he didn't shill himself on /v/ every fucking week. Is it a coincidence that this guy is the only person who gets regularly posted on /v/? No, it's blatant viraling,
>>340756773
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you just not watch it?
>>340757462
I noticed it immediately.
I was a the top of a tower, suddenly I take a lift up and I'm in a volcano?
>>340749972
It's always the Dark Souls 2 fans
>>340757913
There is a volcano behind the fucking mill.
>>340757552
From the distance it looks like a huge distance but it isn't.
>still falling for the MatthewMicktosis meme
Guy just spews puddle deep stuff he reads on wikis, his metal gear solid 2 review is laughable
>>340747843
FUCK YES!
>>340757863
>nstead of being a normal fucking youtuber
Give me an example of a "normal youtuber"
One that makes le funny jokes whilst gameplay is happening in the background?
>>340749212
>some faggot shit talks about NG when it was DMC that came first
Sorry faggot, but DMC invented the wheel here.
>>340757992
Anon, your shitty image doesn't make sense, stop using it.
>>340749212
>es, I am an avid action game fan and have played them for many years. And yes I am a master at the genre. And yes, of course I have beat the game on DMD; I would never critique a game without mastering it first.
IT'S UP
>>340749212
This single post holds more insight than MM's entire output.
Why does /v/ watch that guy again?
>>340758153
People like fitzthistlewits, or mega64. You know, people who actually make original content, rather than pumping out these long reviews, over analyzing every small, insignificant detail. It's a video game FFS. It's something people play for fun to pass their spare time. If you really have some strange desire to assess every detail of the game, you could just play the game and think of criticisms yourself, and it would be a whole lot more entertaining than listening to this miserable monotone faggot
>yeah Lost Izalith has some issues but Miyazaki really is a wonderful person and i really love that game and that eyecancer lava is actually kinda cool
>oh god Dark Souls 2 is the worst shit ever - There is an enemy 10m away from my bonfire what the fuck i can't play like this
>Only read the Divine Comedy to look for connections to DMC
>>340758697
>pumping out these long reviews
MM's upload schedule is practically nonexistent. That's why /v/ jizzes itself whenever he does.
>>340757462
>I bet if he didn't say a word about the tower and Iron Keep the majority of people playing it wouldn't have noticed.
except people were bringing it up within a week of #2 coming out
>KAHMEEAH
Fucking hell.
>>340758832
The review itself is one long pump anon, ever taken a really long shit?
Same thing.
>>340757180
You can play all those games with a 360 though.
If you don't own one then come on son, it's 20fucking16 and they already discontinued them.
>>340759129
I already have my Xbox OG hooked up. I can play the games fine, but I'd still like them on PC.
>>340758832
>MM's upload schedule is practically nonexistent
Doesn't he have a Patreon too?
So he gets money every month for doing absolutely nothing, fucking cheeky cunt.
If he only got the patreon money for every video he uploads then it would be a completely different story.
>>340757180
>GunValkyrie in particular would be really good on KB+M controls
Without the kickback? Pff. Fuck that.
>>340759216
Nah man, those games were made from the ground up to be played on an Xbox.
It would be like saying "I want MGS 4 on PC", it's fucking retarded.
>>340758924
How is it supposed to be pronounced? I've always said it as com eye yah
>>340759232
>If he only got the patreon money for every video he uploads then it would be a completely different story.
Except his videos range for 10 minutes to 6 hours.
>>340758697
I'm fine with silly comedy and serious analysis as long as it's original and well done. There's no reason both can't exist.
To honestly complain about Matt reviews while praising Fitz and Mega64 is like complaining that a history program wasn't as funny as Seinfeld or something. It's dumb as fuck.
>>340747843
And it's three hours long, fucking hell, there went my day
is this the same guy who made that pretentious MGS2 video?
>>340759352
Are you just pretending to be retarded or actually retarded?
>>340748576
I've watched his Dark souls 1 video three times now and I have a job, study, and still manage to play video games 5h a day
>>340759352
You what? NGB would be fine on PC; just play it with a controller. There's literally no reason it wouldn't work on a PC. Hell, the game was already ported to other systems, albeit it slightly changed because Team Ninja is made up of incompetent retards. GunValkyrie was originally a Dreamcast game, so the notion that it was made from the ground up for Xbox is stupid. Panzer Dragoon Orta would also have no issue being on PC. The original PD had a PC release and it's just a railshooter.
>>340759435
>Matt reviews
>history program
Matt's content is just a 3 hour long trivia video.
>>340759573
And that doesn't make you any less of a loser.
>>340758643
COME HERE TO ME NOW
ARE YOU NOT DEAD EXCITED FOR THE UBIISOFT CONFERENCE
>>340759948
>no
>>340759541
You mean this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-2YuPGYabw
That's not him. That's George "I don't shower" Weidman
>>340747843
This shit took him half a year to make?
>>340760006
Jamie mack.
>>340759435
That's a horrible comparison. Learning about history is actually a decent way to spend your time. You're becoming a more informed person. What does watching a comprehensive video game review accomplish? Unless you're a game developer yourself, it's useless information. The only purpose I see of a game review is to either tell the developers what they did right or wrong, or to briefly give a potential buyer an idea of what they're in store for, but a 2 hour comprehensive review is pointless for a potential buyer. He goes too in depth and spoils everything. Unless you're actually a game developer trying to improve your craft, there's no educational value to a video game in depth analysis.
>>340760027
>"I don't shower"
Is there a story there?
>>340759380
https://youtu.be/9nuUJcsQ6xU?t=13s
>>340760027
oh, different person
>>340759541
>Super Bunnyhop's MGS2 review
>pretentious
It is what it is and holds no false pretenses, you have the brain of a toddler.
>>340760212
Shitposting.
>>340747843
HOLY FUCK HE STILL MAKES VIDEOS???
>>340759435
The difference between matt and a history show is that history shows are entertaining and have historians that have studied the subject for years, written books on them and even have researched them farther. Matt just reads wikis and is autistic.
>>340760278
I tried watching it and it was pretentious as fuck.
and why bother, MGS4 exists and takes anything MGS2 tried to tell and throw it in the trash. Where it rightfully belongs
>>340760160
>My irrelevant information is better than your irrelevant information.
Fuck off.
>2:40:58
Holy fuck.
>>340760160
>>340759714
>UH IT'S NOT A HISTORY LESSON THO
Calm down you pedantic fucking autists, the point isn't that Matt videos are history lessons, just that they're informative and not meant to be funny so comparing them to comedy youtubers who don't even try to be informative is dumb. This is a very very simple concept to wrap your head around if only it could breach the think layer of autism around your brain.
>>340760418
Learn what words mean, also fuck you and your underaged MGS4 loving shit taste face
>>340760212
A former roommate of his apparently complained about him being extremely unhygienic. No one actually knows if it's true and honestly I just wanted to put some meme in there.
>>340760225
Thanks at least I was closer than matt.
>>340760501
>Calm down you pedantic fucking autists
Now aint that irony.
>>340760617
I still think MGS4 is not good but I liked it more than the mess known as MGS2
>underaged
figures I would be called that because I called MGS2 bad
>>340760501
>just that they're informative
Yes, just like trivia is informative.
>>340760424
>history
>irrelevant
History is what shaped the entirety of human civilization. You have to study history to have a proper understanding of the world. Every political issue we have today can be traced back to some moment in history. It's really quite insane that people think history is useless information
>>340760841
>MGS2, the greatest video game ever made
>a mess
>>340760905
The point continues to soar over your head
Saying Matt's videos are bad because you like Mega64 instead is just fucking dumb. That's all. Think they're dumb or shit or worthless all you want, but the comparison to Mega64 and Fitz is dumb.
That's all.
I doubt you understand, though.
>>340761152
>The point continues to soar over your head
As it does to yours. I'm not the Mega 64 faggot by the way, learn how to read anonymous posts, retard.
Who cares? When is based Joseph Anderson releasing his video?
>>340761107
>>MGS2, the greatest video game ever made
then why is MGS3 better thab 2?
then why did Kojima take a gigantic shit all over 2?
>>340761107
If you truly think that MGS 2 is the greatest game ever made then pic related is for you.
>>340760501
Way to completely let that point fly over your head. The point is that one set of information is useless bullshit. Do you really think knowing whether or not some guy on the internet thinks Z-targeting was a good feature is going to be useful information down the road? I mean unless you spend all day impressing ladies with your comprehensive knowledge of video games and tipping your fedora to them as they walk away, it's pretty fucking pointless information.
>>340761334
MGS3 is a menu-driven saturday morning cartoon, utter rubbish, don't ever reply to my posts again.
>>340760926
>History is what shaped the entirety of human civilization
Nah. It wasn't history when it was happening.
You can't just rag on a videogame analysis video and then say *My favourite pastime* is more important. If you're studying in depth history, that information isn't going to be incredibly useful in a vast majority of cases. You're better at pub quizzes, or if you actually work in a historical society or educational profession, same as if you happen to teach videogame designas bad an idea as that probably is.
It's probably more useful than videogame knowledge, but really? History? It's not programming.
>>340747843
>edgy may cry
Naw nigga just no.
>>340761349
>People that are happy they found what they believe is the best videogame should kill themselves.
Nah, you're retarded.
>>340761420
Well Z targeting WAS a good feature. But devoting some super long video to saying it is like spending a copious amount of time explaining why being able to look around is also a good thing.
>>340761557
>It wasn't history when it was happening
Yes, history doesn't exist because it was happening at some point.
lmao what am i reading?
>>340761658
And pic related is for you.
>>340761476
>MGS3 is a menu-driven saturday morning cartoon, utter rubbish
and yet more liked than MGS2
>>340761805
Do you not understand?
>>340761869
It sold less and was shipped with a broken camera.
>>340761869
That just goes to show hoe childish the MGS fanbase is.
>>340761997
>It sold less
source?
Also, the negative reaction to MGS2 affected MGS3's sales.
Like how the negative reaction of DMC2 affected DMC3's sales
>>340762029
and your post shows how elitist pricks the MGS2 fanbase is
is DMC4 SE any good? I
>>340762029
Your favourite game is shit and you're a retard for enjoying it?
What, you still enjoy it? But I just called it shit?! That just goes to show how childish you are.
>>340762230
Yes
>>340762172
>Retarded picture that proves nothing
>"He attacked the mgs fanbase, he must love MGS2".
Holy fuck, are you retarded?
>That 3rd phantom fight
I Didn't know that
>>340762172
>>340762240
lol, chill Menus & Cutscenes: The Game cocksuckers.
Just because people don't like your James Bond rip-off game doesn't mean they're wrong.
>>340762230
It's three new playable characters.
Only you can decide if that's worth it.
>>340762374
>>Retarded picture that proves nothing
so you didn't look at it
>>340762423
>Just because people don't like your James Bond rip-off game doesn't mean they're wrong.
better than trying to be "deep" like EVA
>>340748104
at least he's actually talking about a video gamewhich is more than this thread, apparently
>>340762172
MGS2 sold 7m
MGS3 sold 4m
>Also, the negative reaction to MGS2 affected MGS3's sales.
I feel bad for all those kids that wanted a badass spy action game and got high art instead.
That must have been one sad christmas
But at least he pleased you children with his next game :)
>>340762631
>high art
where?
>>340762514
No, your picture weakens your argument and makes you look dumb.
>MGS2 FAGS ARE SO ELITIST, HERE IS A SCREENCAP OF ME EARLIER SHITTING ON MGS2 SARCASTICALLY NOW YOU HAVE TO AGREE.
You just make me like MGS2 moer now, because I know you're retarded.
>>340762695
He's talking about MGS2, you retard. Pay attention.
>>340758697
>it's just a movie stop analysing it it's just fun
>it's just a book stop analysing it it's just fun
This is what you sound like
>>340762797
I know but MGS2 doesn't scream "high art"
It's a gigantic bait and switch with the main character, a bad new main character, a badly designed area, unmemorable bosses, and the last section of the game that goes full retard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8j9I90ueM
>>340759714
How does watching youtube videos make me a loser
>>340760926
So? Why do we need to know it if it's not happening now? It's just trivia and irrelevant knowledge right?
>>340762990
>a bad new main character
What was wrong with him?
>>340761601
>devil may cry is edgy
>>340762695
>>340762990
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, the greatest game ever made, a game that redefined just how separate ludic and narrative can go with a sprinkle of self-awareness and a plot based on misinformation coupled with digital paranoia, a tour-de-force by every way, seven years before everyone creamed their pants over Bioshock doing the same thing but you can beat it without killing a single human, the direction the game takes at the later third is nothing short of brilliant, and is only possible in a game.
Just because you don't get what made it resonate so hard with people doesn't mean that the game is not an example of high art in an otherwise shit tier medium
>it's another long ass commentary video instead of a critique
no thanks, nobody has time for that shit
bit and brit are better
>>340761557
Every successful politician has comprehensively studied history, because history has a direct correlation with modern day society. You can't say every single detail in your life is irrelevant to who you are as a person. Everything that has happened in your life has shaped your personality in some way. It affects the decision making you use on a daily basis. Understanding the processes that led up to something is fundamental in understanding it.
>>340763490
I don't want to be a politician.
