1 FUCKING DAY TILL E3
HOW
>Sony and Microsoft aren't on the first day
Is there any chance of hearing something about System Shock 3?
Really?
fuck I've been living under a rock
>>340738240
>a developer gets a conference
Why?
So what day does Capcom come on?
>>340738408
e3countdown.com
Man E3 is really like Christmas
When you get older it gets so shitty that you don't even know why you look forward to it, you already know you're not getting anything you want.
When it's far away you can't wait for it to come, and when it gets close you realize you're just going to be disappointed, and then other 365 shitty days await you. Shit sucks man.
1 day until disappointment.
>>340738490
Already looked at that m8, doesn't show them anywhere.
>>340738761
Guess why?
who cares?
>>340738718
accurate
>>340737739
who cares about e3
>>340738490
No Kadokawa stream?
>>340738803
They're confirmed to be there, retard.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/all-the-companies-attending-e3-2016/1100-6435140/
>Nintendo doesn't show NX
>Sony doesn't show Neo
>Microsoft probably won't even mention Scorpio
Man and I thought we'd be getting a console E3.
>>340737739
Have you been practicing your shitposting /v/?
I plan to shitpost like never before
>>340739009
calling others retard when you are retarded yourself
they aren't having a conference you stupid fuck
Here's a hype montage if you want to get hyped for literal advertisements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdDG3VrZn3w&feature=youtu.be
>>340739009
Yeah but not every company has a conference dummy.
>Battlefield 1
>Mass Effect Andromeda
>Fifa 17 Frostbite Edition
>For Honor
>Watch_Dogs 2
>Ghost Recon Wildlands
>South Park
>Final Fantasy XV
>Mafia 3
>Forza Horizon 3
>Crackdown 3
>ELEX
>Dead Rising 4
>maybe a Red Dead 3 surprise
Will this be the best E3 ever?
>>340737739
I just noticed Square doesn't have a proper conference. Where the fuck do I get my Nier Automata news?
>>340739009
Wow, when's Bigben Interactive's conference?
>>340739181
No. Over half them will be shit
>It's nothing
>Again
>>340739181
>caring about fucking fifa
fuck off normie
>>340739115
>>340739147
The question was if anyone knows when there's gonna be any news from Capcom. I didn't expect stinging red anuses.
>>340739181
>South Park
only good thing on the list
>last year I was excited
>the year before I was excited
>this year I don't care one bit, haven't even picked up snacks
I just hope some people embarrass themselves on stage
>>340739212
http://www.technobuffalo.com/2016/06/09/square-enix-announces-e3-2016-schedule-lots-of-jrpgs-to-go-around/
Hour long event on Thursday. Watch Sony's conference as well, it might show up.
>>340737739
And I have important exam day after tomorrow, fuck this shit, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I HATE ATTEMPTS TO BE A NORMALFAG
>>340737739
ok?
>>340739345
What news you wanting? I doubt Deep Down will be there. I wish it would be
>>340739345
Then you should've worded your question better, because that didn't come across at all.
Nobody knows when Capcom is gonna say anything, all you can do is is wait and hope througout the whole week.
Where dem hoes at?
Tomorrow
>Dishonored 2
>Battlefield 1
>Mass Effect
>SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>Star Wars in general
What else?
I hope to pitch some memes myself.
>people are excited for Battlefield 1
>>340739592
Prey 2, Skyrim remaster (you can bet your ass everyone in the audience will be like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *clap clap clap*), The Evil Within 2, Wolfenstein 2, some Elder Scrolls online shit and Fallout 4 DLC
EA apparently has a new IP in the works, maybe that one as well. Other than that probably ANOTHER Star Wars game and that's it.
>>340737739
>last check months ago at over 100 days
>now it is 1
time flies
>>340739138
>Games shouldn't be fun
Wow they nailed it in the first 4 words of the E3 hype video.
>>340739503
I only really wanna see if they say anything more about RE2 remake. They said there's going to be Resident Evil news but they've been a bit vague. There's been no news of RE2 remake since they said they're working on it since last August.
>>340739508
That's more helpful, thanks m80. I'm not interested in the majority of this year's lineup so I only really want to know when to check for specific news since I'm going to be busy in the coming week. I'll wait til its over then.
>>340739482
Thanks, although if this is how they're doing things I'm not expecting much.
Post the collage please
>>340737739
E3 starts sunday?
>>340739906
You mean drinking game?
>>340739871
>E3:Expecting nothing, only get disapointment
>>340739960
Yes
>>340739960
Yeah, it's different from the usual now.
EA and Bethesda tomorrow, the day after Microsoft, Ubisoft and Sony.
>>340740170
beautiful
>>340738393
It's a publisher conference. It's just that they have a big flagship through that specific developer studio. Zenimax is the one who pay the bills.
>>340739181
>battlefield 1
If you've played one you've played them all. Boring normie shit.
>Mass Effect Andormeda
Might be good, but in this current time, games get fucked up, so we will see
>Fifa
lol
>For Honor
boring
>watch_dogs 2
Ubisoft. All i need to say for this one
>Ghost Recon generic title
Crap fps shit again
>South Park
If it's as good as TSOT then i'm game
>FFXV
Excited for this
>Mafia 3
WE
>The rest
shit
>being exited for e3
>>340740391
>>340740391
>not having fun with the rest of /v/ beacuse of the shitshow that is E3
>>340739181
3/10 up your bait game
>>340740170
>Tracer
It's so high quality that it's disgusting.
>>340740368
>battlefield 1
>If you've played one you've played them all. Boring normie shit.
But that's just it. Nobody's played One yet. That's why they're excited to see it.
>>340738718
You literally described my entire life and anything I ever looked forward to.
when does e3 start?
>>340738272
Was thinking about that too. Maybe the SS3 devs will be at the PC gaming show.
>>340737739
>June 14th
>One day
???
1 day till all my weeb games announced to be never ever be on PC. Just put Denuvo or something, don't you nips like money?
>>340740368
>weeaboo pedophile trying to be edgy
top zozzle my man
>>340741148
Press conferences start on Sunday.
>>340741148
>being new
>>340741259
Not at all. I just don't watch e3. Figuring I will this year but nothing was saying "1 day away" until now.
>>340740170
>the one i spent 10 mins working on isnt there
:(
>>340739439
I know this feel
I won't be able to watch Microsoft and Sony, and I don't care. At all.
Am I free from video games?
Where/When will we hear info about Injustice 2? Microsoft/Sony events?
>>340740736
actually laughed
>>340739439
Much like LoL tournaments, I mostly just watch the "funny mistakes" videos made a couple days after it's over.
>>340740170
Some of 'em look like they're heiling.
It will be shit
theyve all been shit for a long time
How do you guys feel with this new direction where companies are pulling out to do their own thing?
>tfw a girl I've liked since 2007 is coming over to my house and won't be able to watch e3.
God fucking dammit.
>>340742664
It's a valid excuse anon
Plow that pussy while you think of us
>>340742664
Tell her to come back later or not at all. It's not like you have any real chance with her. She probably doesn't even have a dick.
>>340742664
>talking with girls
>>340742664
You won't be missing anything to be honest, other than business men walking on a stage using the word "games" and "innovative" in every sentence they speak.
>>340742664
Bang her while watchign e3
will we see him again, /v/?
>>340742664
>not watching it with her
>not buying a hat with built-in headphones so you can watch the watch while you do the do
>>340737739
Whoa /v/
What's going on
It felt like yesterday the "70 days till e3" threads were popping up.
WHERE DID ALL THAT TIME GO?
>>340740368
>black protag is bad meme
No whats bad is its just black. Wheres muh asian or indian, or scandavian or russian protag? But no instead its always black. Wow so progressive.
>>340743028
I would honestly love if they made him a recurrent character.
>>340743131
Times goes by much faster as you get older.
Don't waste your life while you still can do something about it.
>>340743765
>Transparent eyes
Otherwise, really nice.
>>340740368
Don't use the K-ONs to meme post.
>>340743028
We where supposed to laugh at the black girl trying to force a meme, he was just doing his job.
>>340744769
I hope no more black girl
>>340746602
Already confirmed she's there.
>>340739181
you forgot LEAFA 16
>MFW all I care about is Hitman 6 and Dishonored 2
>Square Enix and Bethesda conferences on the first day.
>>340747150
>>340739181
>being a EA slave
The only way to reach below is being an Activision slave believing Blizzard is the good guys.
>>340737739
Wait shit, really? Can anyone link me a schedule, I don't want to miss it.
It's fucking sad how sterile and uniform E3 has become. It's nothing but a few publishers each putting out about 1-3 games.
>>340740368
Anyone else find Yui sexually attractive?
>>340740170
>that coldsteel
Kek
>Jumped ship to Xbox last year
>First excited 90 minute conference
What pizza should I order?
>>340743028
>le dark mysterious white man in classy hat
This is what I imagine /v/ to look like
>>340738718
Slightly painful
>>340748687
Domino's
I only have about 2gb of data left, so I can probably watch 2-3 conferences on med-high settings
Which three conferences should I watch?
>>340739181
thats all shit tho
except maybe south park and battlefield
One day? I'm seeing a starting date of June 14th.
>>340737739
whoa since when did spongebob have a unibrow
>>340749081
You should move to the first world where bandwidth caps, like dial-up are a thing of the past.
>>340749081
>Sony
>Nintendo
>Microsoft
It's not hard,watch the most important ones.
>>340749081
Watch it at a friend's house who has unlimited
>>340749661
Day -1 Dumbaaaass
>>340747603
![1465623712866[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aBsyyV3.png "1465623712866[1].png")
Reminder that Crash is confirmed and COMING /b/ros
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4ni7xh/regarding_crash_bandicoot
>Leak states there are three games planned with a deal between Activision selling Crash Bandicoot back to Sony. Activision wanted something back before they handed over Crash. First one has already been leaked. Crash in Skylanders. He's exclusive to the PS4 version of Skylanders because Sony owns Crash again. Second deal is PS All Stars 2, Crash Bandicoot is to be a character in it. Final deal is a brand new Crash Bandicoot game developed by Naughty Dog themselves, exclusive to PS4. Naughty Dog putting Crash Bandicoot in Uncharted 4 was not just a nod to the series. It was the first hint on who's coming back home.
This is the most apathetic /v/'s been towards E3 in years. Is it confirmed that Nintendo is truly the heart and soul of the conference and their relative absence is making everyone feel shitty?
I'll be at work when e3 is on. Shit sucks
>>340737739
FUUUCK
>>340743000
Checked
>>340742664
she actually just wanted to watch e3, you pervert
>>340743102
>HL3 is announced right as you cum
When will Nexon talk?
Is anyone else getting really tired of all the "leaks" right before E3? I really hope there are at least some surprises at the conference.
>>340748506
Only with her black leggings
>>340756425
I don't know what's worse. Expecting good things and getting shit or knowing in advance that you're getting shit.
don't care
video games are shit
just like all of you
>tfw got the next two days off of work
Gonna be the comfiest weekend ever. Even if the show is shit the live reactions will be worth.
Also remember to all snackbros to hit the gym in the early morning or during a break between conferences if you wanna break even.
>>340739039
North Korea have you covered. Praise the great leader for revealing his new console.
who /onvacationandnotgivingashitaboute3/ here?
>>340739181
>>Battlefield 1
>>Mass Effect Andromeda
>>Fifa 17 Frostbite Edition
>>Watch_Dogs 2
>>Mafia 3
>>Forza Horizon 3
>>>Dead Rising 4
>caring for any of those games
Also no hype for Rez Infinite? Oh wait a sec-
>its a port
Fuck me
It use to be that any conference before Microsoft's was considered irrelevant (with the sorta exception of Konami, but for silly reasons) and it was Microsoft's duty to start E3 (not the official show, that was actually Nintendo's duty for the longest time). The first thing they showed was E3's first impression. They dropped the ball quite a few times on this, but sometimes they hit it out of the park (like in 2013; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSXicnwHgss).
I can't imagine EA will impress me at all. I haven't really given a shit about an EA game in a long time. Sure, they have a few things cooking up and a couple inactive IPs that I might care about, but knowing EA they'll focus on things I couldn't give two shits about.
>>340739181
You forgot.
DMC5
Next From Game
>>340737739
>EA conference
>Battlefield 1 gameplay which is good but still nothing to get too excited about
>Battlefront 2 announcement which no one gives a shit about
>Maybe Unravel 2
>Maybe a new IP that no one cares about
Gee I sure am excited. Then Bethesda's conference is at 12 PM where I live and I gotta work next day. CAN'T WAIT.
>>340757294
You also forgot
>new KojiPro game
I still don't understand how people aren't at least hyping this.
I'm only interested in Crash and DMC5 to be desu
But I'm excited as fuck for the endless comfy shitposting
>>340757492
liver cancer coming your way
enjoy
>>340757140
I recognize this artist, they do great dragon cum inflation sequences
>>340757551
Because no one gives a shit about Kojima if it isn't Metal Gear or Silent Hills.
>>340757594
>being excited about shitposting
Do you even realize just how fucking bad your life currently must be for this to happen? Or do you just ignore it and try to live with your miserable self?
>>340757551
Have they confirmed they're showing something off?
They haven't really been around long enough to have anything yet to show for it. It's been 6 months. They probably only have concept art, maybe some assets, and a general framework, AT MOST. Even that's ridiculous in this short of time.
>>340757683
Vergolophus?
>>340757683
i'm gonna need the name for research purposes
>>340738982
It's not E3
I can't stream because my shit internet. Is it televised?
>>340757713
>not being excited about shitposting
It's almost like you come here for actual discussion
Please reconsider your life choices
>>340758457
lol just go to a friend's house or something
>>340739439
im the same except im excited enough to see people embarrass themselves that i still got snacks for it
>>340758856
There is no good internet in my area.
![Futurama - S01E13 - Fry & The Slurm Factory.mkv_snapshot_19.55_[2016.05.29_16.54.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TaqZdjR.jpg "Futurama - S01E13 - Fry & The Slurm Factory.mkv_snapshot_19.55_[2016.05.29_16.54.41].jpg")
E3 tomorrow?
>>340737739
>tfw no fort thread in the catalog
>I don't have the op image saved
>>340740170
>hulk hogan and bartleby
so fucking good
>>340758457
They are holding special screenings at theatres
>tfw australian and have to be on best behavior until E3
Gib schedule.
>>340737739
I still need to buy my snacks.
I just hope SE will show us more FF15 and FF7 gameplay
>There will never be another Nintendomination like there was at E3 2014
It really hurts, /v/. I hope next E3 is better for them.
>>340759596
>>340759424
>>340759946
I didn't know which thread to post it in.
EA better fucking announce Skate 4
>>340737739
>1 FUCKING DAY TILL E3
I thought it started on the 14th
>>340760291
>wanting neo-EA to ruin yet another decent franchise
>>340760337
That's the main show, the conferences start tomorrow morning.
I remember a few years ago when I put Watch_Dogs as a positive for Ubisoft's report card. Never again will I fall for anything Ubisoft. I guarantee South Park will be shit because they've been publishing it from the start. Doesn't matter if it's another developer, Ubisoft can't help but shit all over anything with their name on it.
>>340760565
>Doesn't matter if it's another developer
The new South Park game isn't being handled by Obsidian, but rather an internal developer, Ubisoft San Francisco.
>>340760875
Well that just makes it a hundred times worse. Something tells me this one is gonna be cheapened out on, and Matt and Trey will just be voicing or something.
