What snacks are you going to have when you're watching E3, /v/? I gots me some sour patch kids, sprite, and some leftover chicken fried rice. :)
Water and celery
only water
I can't wait to visit my brother in Austin
sorry for off topic post
to get on topic, I am going to get donuts I have a dunkin giftcard
maybe get a calzone too
>>340705869
side of my mouth is cut so i cant eat anything too acidic or it burns.
probably some water with apple slices
>>340706160
>Mouth hurs
>Eats pineapple
choose one bro
>>340706270
You retarded?
>>340706070
Thats cool that youre visiting your bro, have fun!
>>340705869
how do I cook meat so that it turns into this?
You're letting your leftovers sit for a few days? I only have one day off of work during e3 (forgot to ask off ahead of time). I'll probably just be a fat piece of shit and have a bag of donettes and some iced coffee.
>>340705869
I'll be too busy shitposting to eat anything
>>340706524
In a tupperware, so it stays very fresh. Donettes are good, i always eat them too fast tho ;~;
>>340706485
Smoke.
>>340705974
>>340706004
Hello /fit/
>>340706809
hey
Refuse chicken and fries that I can swipe from the birdcage,because I'll be working during it.
>>340705869 Peruvian Grilled Octopus french fries in rocoto sauce and corn @@!!!!
A whole lot of popcorn, it's the best snack
Just water for me.
>>340705869
Where is the ketchup?
>that webm
fuck you, now I'm hungry as shit
Gonna need a source on this webm so I can cook meat like this and die like a man
>>340707072
I know Americans eat their meat well done but do they really eat burnt meat like that? What the fuck?
>>340707195
>Pink in the middle
>Well done
You really know nothing of food do you
>>340707195
That's actually the perfect way to cook your meat. Outside should be seared or charred and the inside should be slightly pink.
I need ideas on things to cook for my tabletop gaming group. It has to be stuff that's easy to prepare and easy to eat without mess, so as not to risk getting food on the game pieces and stuff. Any suggestions?
>>340707167
MODS
>>340707065
We are both going to make it bro
>>340707158
La Barbecue in Austin Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0wPL1vZNZU
>>340705869
Crème Fraîche
>>340707167
lewd
>>340707167
IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>340707167
I want to stick that in my butt
>>340707345
Oh yeah. Fuck yeah.
>>340705869
What's this type of meat called and where the fuck can I eat it?
>>340707284
cheeto & dorito soup
with crackers
>>340706485
at a low temperature for hours
>>340707342
>almost 2 hours to get there
It'll be fucking worth it at least.
>>340707284
Popcorn, real popcorn with real butter and salt
>>340707337
We all gonna make it bro.
>>340705869
Where is this? As what restaurant is it?
>>340707496
I'm sure you could find just as good BBQ near you but it sure does look like a solid place
>>340707516
>greasy, salty fingers on my boardgames
No thanks.
Got some of the best candy
>>340705869
Thanks you fuck, now I'm hungry.
>>340707706
Yeah but I always eat at Rudy's for BBQ. I like trying different places.
>>340707284
Chips with dip is always a good one.
I know of a couple but there's always the old sour cream and onion. A bit fatty but good.
There's also corn chips and bean dip.
Guacamole is good too. If I had my dad's recipe I'd share but I never asked him. He has a killer recipe for it.
>>340707829
my nigger
inb4 those faggots complaining about the sauce
ya
I got hard as fuck watching ops webm
>>340707516
you could do no butter but some garlic salt and nutritional yeast instead, good flavor without greasiness
>>340707195
You really have no clue about good meat until you try what op posted.
>>340707772
>Not having towels, wipes or napkins for your guests
>Complain when people leave greasy residues everywhere
Good popcorn made by an actual person doesnt need tons of oil like the microwave versions
>>340705974
>celery
Tell me your secrets
solid white albacore tuna
lemon spritz and lots of msg
>>340707284
Cook up a tasty, meaty, spicy paella and serve it with some cold beers
Easy to cook, easy to eat, satisfying.
Either enjoy E3 or eat. Don't do both.
>>340708195
this tbqh
>>340705869
gross ass burnt meat
vodka
>>340705974
>>340706004
>>340706160
>>340707065
H20 fags on the rise again.
>>340707342
hey if you faggots are going to texas, go to Black's, too. You can't have an opinion on barbecue until you've been to Lockhart
>>340707284
Make some bombass mac and cheese dude, super easy and always delicious. Not very messy either.
>>340708256
Fuck off you boring person.
>>340706926
nice mug, m8.
>>340708312
Lockhart fuckin blows. Hate that town.
TAYLOR TX IN DA HOUSE
>>340708081
Celery makes my mouth numb
Any have the full youtube video of OP?
>>340707167
>there are people who have never eaten fresh-cut honeycomb
MISSING OUT OH MY GOD
>>340708312
Oh damn, that's closer than La Barbecue. Might have to go there instead. Got any suggestions?
>>340707284
Stromboli.
>>340708312
thats like 15 minutes away
I'll check it out
>>340708401
>Taylor
>BBQ
probably just almond butter. it's like peanut butter, but 5 times better.
>>340707280
>outside should be burnt to shit to ruin the internal flavor.
Mmm I love living in texas.
>>340708504
it might only be me but that looks fucking disgusting
>>340708504
That is a lot of fucking cheese
>>340708489
get there early, they're one of those places that is only open until they run out of shit to cook.
their brisket is great and wasn't super expensive last I went.
>>340706270
At what fucking point did he say pineapple. He said apple. But no pine included.
>>340708545
>louie mueller
>vinceils meat
>davis bbq
What are you, transgender?
Just stocked up on groceries.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>340708804
nice! whats on the menu for the day of E3?
I found a couple of cans of Mountain Dew Kickstart on sale. Probably just get some crackers and some pimento cheese and I'm good.
>>340708840
Why is he so grumpy though?
>>340708840
hoyl fuck
>>340705869
Iced tea, peanuts, pop corn, crisps, energy drinks. I got the whole suite to survive the siege under my pillow fort.Yes I am as fat as I sound
>>340708840
That guy looks like he jerked off twice before preparing my food.
why are fat fucks so bloggy about food
>>340708861
Lots of shit, you name it, nigger.
>>340708949
>Making guacamole when under the effects of peyote
>>340709173
because food tastes like shit and we crave food that is not shit
>>340708949
what the fug
>>340708793
>Black's
>Kreuz
>Smitty's
What are YOU, a megafaggot?
>>340708840
What is he putting to the egg before frying it? Onion and green pepper?
>>340706672
Can I vape it instead?
I'm 240 (used to be 290) lbs so I'm actual on a diet but I'm considering having a cheat week during E3. Probably will be a lot of popcorn.
i will eat bacon and potato skins
>>340708949
this is 100000x better with sound
can't find the video though
>>340709316
Looks like mushrooms to me, actually.
Going simple this year and making some spaghetti
>>340708286
why are you gonna eat gross ass burnt meat...
>>340709353
Enjoy hitting 300lbs.Pls gib some fat.
cinnamon toast crunch for the morning shows
and for the afternoon/evening I'm going to have ketchup chips and sprite, maybe some sweet chili heat doritos too
I usually only drink tea but this is a special occasion so I need pop and chips
I won't be able to watch the sunday night streams live but I have mon/tues off work so I'll be able to watch all of them live, can't wait
>>340708949
What is the lamp supposed to be that is the only one I can't figure out.
>>340705869
>burnt meat
>>340708949
>>340709467
wait I remember now it was coral!
>>340709310
YES. Also Lexington isn't far. Snows bbq is apparently rated the best in TX. But seeing as they are only open Sunday until they run out of food i can never make it in time because of work.
>>340709537
probably a serrano pepper(removing the seeds)
>>340709492
Not in that country, it's defiantly onions
>>340709557
correction
>delicious burnt spices
you've obviously never had good barbecue
Whatever's on the show floor
>>340708949
>>340709467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y
>>340709353
don't make excuses nigga, stay on your diet
>>340708980
He had to eat all the eggs.
>>340705869
This webm reminds me of How To Basic.
>>340709612literally all of my bbq knowledge comes from a road trip I took 4 years ago. Saw Snow's but I missed them, which sucks because apparently, they're really good.
>>340709771
thank you I am too tired to do things
I've got a bag of Frosted Flakes and like a quart of milk
Other than that, I'm going out tomorrow to fish in Lake Havasu. I got my permit and everything.
>>340707167
>All those poor bees' hard work going into the stomachs of fat humans
>>340707065
I stopped drinking shit besides water and now it all tastes like garbage besides milk.
>>340705869
*vomits*
Hopefully none of you actually snack this late.
If youre fat and you snack, thats the reason.
Some light crisps most likely
>>340708476
Just put some candle wax on your honey. Same thing.
>>340708980
would you be happy if you had to work with at least 8 gorillion eggs?
>>340708504
Would you like some food with your fucking cheese?
flat soda and bugles. get the fuck out of my face if you don't think this is as good as it gets.
Some loaded cheese fries with some homebrewed beer.
>>340705869
So you're telling me a chicken fried this rice?
>>340709557
>plebs who don't know how to cook and/or have never been to a real restaurant before
They're herbs and spices bro, that meat inside is about as tender as it gets and the herbs and spices seep through the entire way, the"burnt meat" on top becomes a nice caramelized glaze. You should try paying more than 20 bucks for a meal sometime.
>>340710137
I prefer hot cheetos, but bugles are gud
Who /chicken&brocolli/ here?
>>340709371
i will join you :3c
>>340706926
I'm gagging
>>340708709
How about this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfzPzPkSX3s
>>340709771
i remember more of these videos, can you post them please?
>>340705974
you disgust me you fat fuck
![1464664629919[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/LgDwCUY.jpg "1464664629919[1].webm")
Making me some quality spreads
>>340708504
I'm going to fucking throw up
>>340710405
Post more jack
>>340710405
eww
homemade energy bars
>>340709656
Looks like bean sprouts and green onion honestly, but can't really tell.
>>340705974
>celery
good god, i can literally feel my insulin spiking from all that sugar. i'll stick to my spinach.
>>340710405
What the fug
Is that supposed to be consumed?
>>340708504
>giant fucking glob of cheese on top of good bread and deli meats
>cuts the rind and throws it on top the massive pile of cheese
even as someone who loves cheese that's fucking gross as shit.
Lemonade and White Cheddar Cheetos.
>>340707829
oh my gooooood
>>340710305
I think there all on his channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBjLW5_dGAM
>>340710405
so is this diarrhea made for entertainment?
Like "dude imagine somebody eating this lmao"
or what
>>340710565
>white cheddar cheetos
GOD yes.
>>340710612
It's genuinely there to teach slobs how to make their own slob food.
>>340710405
i need to know more, what did it taste like?
>>340708949
Well I know what I am going to eat fir breakfast today.
>>340710724
All you're going to taste in that is the pineapple and sugar. It'd be gross.
>>340710405
I'll never get over how the measurements are all "the entire fucking bag/can/container"
>I found out that you can make the cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich gooey by wrapping it in tinfoil and baking it before you grill it.
Man that was a great day.
>>340710405
I wouldn't feed my pigs slop like that
>tfw got classes during E3
>>340710876
won't it just get stuck on the foil?
>>340707284
Rice krispy treats
>>340710556
It's called raclette and it's god-tier cheese.
I know it's hard for Americans to understand.
![1463773620632[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/64L6PpE.jpg "1463773620632[1].webm")
>>340710612
have you never had quality food in your life?
>>340710957
>tfw have classes during E3 and my birthday
>>340710876
Why not just put it in the sandwhich while it's grilling?
>>340711024
it's caca! caca poopoo!!
>>340711024
>marinating your chicken in chili
I like both those things but come on
![1463601547727[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/A0XiDk7.jpg "1463601547727[1].webm")
>tfw people leave the skin on their chicken
>>340711064
I like it when it melts like pizza cheese.
>>340710948
You have pigs? Or are you referring to your children
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>>340710876
you could just have the cheese on the bread while grilling
but whatever floats your boat.
>>340711158
>man shanks live chicken
>>340711158
Crispy chicken skin is godly though
>>340711158
IT'S FUCKING RAW
>>340711158
Mmm juicy
>>340710876
Or just microwave it.
>>340705869
Im smoking up some pork ribs tomorrow. Should be good.
![1461950068998[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/kahbe1R.jpg "1461950068998[1].webm")
I'm bringing my baked bean salad to the e3 tailgate boys
>>340708980
He lives in India
>>340711405
>microwaving anything ever when other options are available
>>340707167
i wanna rip a piece of that off and chew it
>>340711158
If it's crispy, it's good.
That chicken looks entirely to moist.
>watching all these webms on the verge of puking
>want to find some actual videos but not sure of the channel name
>throw this in the search bar
We did it bois
Don't eat snacks much. Gonna cook a nice meal though. Gonna have shrimp alfredo with some wine. It is a terribly unhealthy meal, so I only make it on rare occasions
>>340711546
that shit is poisonous
>>340708504
fuck me in that cheese
![1459354919804[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/IQcji68.jpg "1459354919804[1].webm")
>>340711606
moist is best
>>340705869
this gave me a raging appetite
>>340711158
>>340710405
>>340711434
and now i never want to eat again
who here /gumbo/
gonna make a giant pot later today and have that shit for breakfast lunch and dinner
>>340710876
holy shit man learn how to make a grilled cheese. toast both sides with butter, add cheese close the sandwich and flip to finish cooking while melting the cheese you mongoloid literally the first thing children learn to cook
>>340711754
If it's beef, sure.
Chicken, not so much.
>being a wagecuck
>>340707279
irony. learn the difference between smoked meat (hint: it's also pink) and rare meat. there is no rareness in any of those cuts, and the center here is certainly not pink by any definition
>>340711825
Gumbo is great
![1461634988636[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/pKwDbjZ.jpg "1461634988636[1].webm")
>>340711825
I got your gumbo no worries
>>340710957
go to a better school
>>340711459
How can you be so sure? He could be from any south american or central american country. Though the other man that shows up during the last seconds does look indian.
>>340711896
I've never had gumbo before.
Is this what proper gumbo looks like?it's not is it
As a Muslim, ill be fasting the majority of the conferences
Sony's and Bethesda happen after it's time to break my fast
i'll probably have Water and popcorn and maybe Ice Cream
>>340711714
nah no way dude i see people do it all the time
>>340711896
just like mama used to do it
>>340711606
thats because its raw
![1457085326503[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/UksGPeD.jpg "1457085326503[1].webm")
>>340711839
now beef we can agree on
>>340711714
>source: my ass
>>340711896
>squeezing lime juice at the start
does he not realize it will become bitter? You should finish it off with lime juice.
>>340705869
Xanax and norcos.
>>340705869
I know it's from Eater but I can never remember what the actual name of the vid is
>>340711685
>>340711754
whats this guys channel
>>340712049
just look at it
it's covered in white combs
>>340712038
give the other beef webm, the one in the burger
you know which one i mean
>>340712109
It's literally in the image
Or just search what I did and it's the third result.
>>340707284
Someone post the cosmic brownie shake story. I think I have it saved but I can't seem to find it.
> All these food retards thinking the OP's video is burnt, flavourless meat.
Jesus fucking christ. Flash burning the outside (searing) of a meat and then slow cooking it is easily the best way to keep the flavour of a meat. The sear helps keep the juices inside, and thus giving more flavour.
The meat in OP's vid would be juicy and taste like God himself.
Source: Professional Red Seal Chef for 10 years.
>>340711896
I'm no chef, but I don't know if that's how gumbo is supposed to be made.
>>340711896
is he just throwing random shit in there?
>>340707284
Cosmic Brownie shakes
>>340708840
what's interesting about this? literally just a guy cooking some eggs poorly
>>340705869
Cup noodles.
Some smoked ham and cheese for sandwiches
Roasted Peanuts
Water/Coke for Drinks. I'll survive.
>>340711186
Is it just that link on the pastebin?
>>340712038
![1445185218137[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/3oZnXh0.jpg "1445185218137[1].webm")
>>340712181
you mean this steak burger recipe?
>>340707829
Where can I buy that
>>340711957
All these seedy street cooks are Indian
>>340705869
Cheap beer and egg shells
>>340710341
If i sat on it would i bounce off?
>>340712038
>joke's on him, I eat my ground-beef raw all the time!
Yall bitches don't even smoke crack.
>>340712393
that burger is fucking raw
>>340712393
>he presses on it
>it pissed onto the plate
>>340712393
How is he still alive
>Stop by gyros place on my way back home I had always ignored.
Holy shit I had kebob before but the only gyros I had back at uni was some shitty ass food cart sort of thing with dry uninspired flat shavings. This makes me jealous of you Euroopers who got it for drunk/fast food. I mean I liked kebab but just being pieces of it between naan with some of the sauce they provided was nothing compared to this decadent dripping mess of onions lettuce lamb or chicken and the garlicy cucumber whatever sauce.
>>340712038
That's too raw
>>340712480
Just look at him, he's dying
>>340712393
he probably said it gorgeous and juicy.
>>340711860
How to get Chris Evans stronk?
>>340712038
is the guy who does these videos mentally retarded or something?
>>340712523
>>340712480
who is this guy? all I keep getting is links back to /ck/ and /wsg/ threads
I'm ready, niggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
>>340712393
Just take a bite out of a live cow you heathen
/ck/fags tell me something. does this retard who under cooks everything get sick ever?
>>340712508
Gyro's and Shawarma's are a magical thing
Fucking love them, especially with Garlic sauce
>>340712580
You ready to shit out brownies with red m&ms?
>all these well done plebos ITT
Yikes,
>>340712610
/ck/ here.
we are wondering too.
![1464666680910[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/ErSXhbu.jpg "1464666680910[1].webm")
>>340712535
delicious
>>340705869
>eating snacks
>watching the E3
dont you have better things to do?
>>340705869
This isn't meant for one person, right?
