What are some games where I can time travel?
>>340697630
what the fuck is this shit?
Are long franchises doomed to have convoluted shitty plots?
This is fanfiction, right?
I know HP was never very good to begin with but god damn.
Those poor suckers that are going to go see the play.
>>340697819
No, you just have to avoid time travel.
>>340698019
No, its the real thing.
Don't read this post if you don't want spoilers.
>Albus (Harry's son) and Scorpius (Draco's son) are attending Hogwarts together for the first time.
>people think Scorpius is actually Voldemort's son
>a Death Eater is found in possession of a stolen Time Turner
>Cedric Diggory's dad is mad at Harry and tells Harry he should go back in time with the Time Turner to save Cedric
>Harry refuses and claims he doesn't have the Time Turner, but he does
>Albus fucking hates Harry because he's a pretty shitty wizard and can't live up to Harry's legacy, also he got placed into Slytherin
>they get in an argument and Harry says he wishes Albus wasn't his son
>Albus goes back in time with Scorpius and Cedric's cousin to save Cedric because he thinks it'll make him better than his dad
>they fuck everything up, causing the Ron and Padma timeline
>they try again and cause the Voldemort revival timeline
>Snape, Ron and Hermione are alive in this timeline, Harry isn't
>they give their lives to fix the timeline
>Albus and Scorpius argue over what to do with the Time Turner
>Cedric's cousin steals it, revealed to be Voldemort's daughter via Bellatrix
>after time travel chase they get stuck in Godric's Hollow the night James and Lily died
>Albus burns a date on baby Harry's blanket
>future Harry is crying about losing his son into his old blanket and sees the date
>turns out Lucius had a time turner too, and this one doesn't have the 5 minute restriction
>they go back and capture Delphi and watch Lily and James die
>>340698297
This sounds...awful.
Why is J.K Rowling trying so hard to ruin Harry Potter?
>>340698968
Trying to escape the prison of the world she made.
>>340697630
all of the shitty ones
>>340698673
Shiiet. They might as well go the full retard and have Harry die to a bomb disguised as a Quidditch quaffle.
>>340699049
If she was trying to escape then why is she producing a new trilogy of movies about the wizarding world of Murrika?
She must have run low on money somehow and needs some fast.
>>340698297
just fuck my childhood up
>>340698297
This is so fucking stupid.
>>340699301
>>340699301
>>340699049
Did she turn Hermione black in the alt future?
Is Rand and Emma going to appear in these monsters?
>>340699672
This is not a movie, this is a play, and yes hermione is black now
>>340698297
This is why time travel should be banned from all fiction. You can literally make anything you want with it and then just go "eh, it's time travel, it makes sense" and nobody can tell you shit.
Also, video games.
>>340698297
>they get in an argument and Harry says he wishes Albus wasn't his son
>>340698297
>>340697630
What the fuck? Just fuck my teenager years up, senpai.
>>340697630
can you even imagine having sex with Voldemort
>Dumbledoreis gay
>Hermione is black
>Time Travel BS
Why can't she go back to magical School hi-jinks?
>>340698297
Dumbledore is Harry's son?
What the fuck, is this more time travel fuckery?
>>340699758
Requesting a Harry Potter version of "Mario's a nigger!!"
>>340698297
>>Albus (Harry's son) and Scorpius (Draco's son) are attending Hogwarts together for the first time.
Literally fan-fiction tier. I'm not even going to waste my time reading the rest.
>>340699672
Also Dumbledoor is gay and probably died from aids
>>340697630
>Voldemort and Bellatrix had a daughter before the Battle of Hogwarts, BUT SHE WAS KEPT A SECRET
aka I'm just making shit up. Fuck you.
>>340699792
to be fair Albus said he wished Harry wasn't his dad first
>>340699926
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that this isn't b8. he named his kid albus severus potter
>>340699945
you have no idea tbqh
I always liked to imagine that most kids in Hogwarts hate Harry because of all the shit he puts them though.
>>340699969
>>340699917
Wasn't Dumbldore being a gag a significant plot point because he was having buttsex with the Voldemort's predecessor?
>>340698297
oh no why would someone do this
>>340697630
>What is a video game where I can x
>Image is something completely unrelated that OP actually wants to talk about
Dude fuck these mods.
![j-k-rowling-responds-to-hermione-casting-in-harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-763187[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BqRui8l.jpg "j-k-rowling-responds-to-hermione-casting-in-harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-763187[1].jpg")
>>340700000
You fucking wish familia
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/10/harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-spoilers-here-s-the-plot-of-the-play.html
>>340700105
I meant she's just makes shit up as she writes this drivel.
>>340697630
Chrono Trigger
>>340700105
COULDN'T THEY HAVE PICKED A HANDSOME NIGGER
>>340697630
>>340698297
Holy shit. Fuck time travel.
>>340699908
>Not wanting to bang a bald guy with no nose.
>>340700000
what a waste of a post number
>>340697630
Too bad jk rowling went full sjw and will destroy the whole franchise. I hope she wont have the movies changed like lucas did to star wars
>>340700205
I hope you're not a Ghostbusters fan.
>>340700009
>Albus Severus Potter
But Snape was a shitty person, and that's just a shitty name in general.
Does he want his kid to get bullied?
>>340700205
>handsome nigger
oxymoron
>>340700000
>>340700105
>Casting Hermione as that monstrosity
But she was mentioned as being pale a couple of times in the books.
>>340700000
Checked
What a waste
![6dc[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2HOrnDE.jpg "6dc[2].jpg")
Wait, weren't the time turners specifically designed so you couldn't actually change shit?
Like otherwise why didn't dumbledore just go back in time and drop baby tom on his head and suddenly dark lord not thunk so gud
>>340700339
Snape is literally /v/.
>>340700339
Doesn't Harry say Albus is named after some of the greatest men he ever knew?
>>340700453
Snape is a faggot.
>>340700453
I don't remember the last time /v/ had a crush on a girl and called her a slur.
>>340700339
Snape was kind of all right
>>340697630
Braid
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
>>340700443
Because messing with time is bad business or some shit.
But IIRC time-turners actually only go back 3 days. The thing they used was some super time-turner from the Department of Mysteries or some shit.
>>340700320
Did someone say Ghostbusters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCaxL7YRj0
>>340698297
Chrono Trigger did it better.
Why didn't she just copy Chrono Trigger?
>>340700515
If he was then why didn't he name him after Lupin?
Snape was literally a piece of shit traitor and a murderer, he also treated his students incredibly poorly and was just a douchebag in general.
>>340700590
Weren't those all destroyed when they fucked up the Department of Mysteries?
>>340700519
Case in point.
>>340700515
He does. There's a reason "Epilogue, what Epilogue?" is a popular tag in HP fandoms.
>>340698297
This can't be real. Where did you get all of this from? What the fuck did I miss? Please, someone, explain to me what is going on.
>>340700590
but that's even worse, now that they have the super time turner why don't they just go back in time and murder voldermort
>>340700443
No, in fact one of the only reasons it shows up is so that shit can be changed. Buckbeak was originally going to be executed, but a via the use of a time turner was freed and thus the future changed.
Why Dumbledore didn't do what you suggest is probably for moral reasons and more likely the time turns having a restriction on how far they can go back.
How is this related to videogames?
>>340697819
Hail hydra
>>340700690
Because there wouldn't be a story of they did. JKR fucked this shit up with some of the worst writing I've ever seen, and I just don't understand how she could do that considering how critically acclaimed and well-written the original books were.
It's almost as if she did it on purpose. Creator backlash? Doesn't want to be known as 'the one that made HP' but as the one 'who created the wizarding world'.
>>340697630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7qWQ5dBmA
>Me reading all this shit
>>340700000
>>340698968
>>340699049
>Why is J.K Rowling trying so hard to ruin Harry Potter?
she didn't write this one, it's a fanfiction play
>>340700674
See >>340700105
JK Rowling says this play is canon and the 8th installment of the HP franchise.
>>340700657
Yes, but at the start of the play they find a Death Eater with a stolen Time Turner. And at the end its revealed all the Time Turners the Ministry had were prototypes, and Lucius has the final version which has no 5 minute travel and 3 day back restrictions.
>>340700690
Why don't they just go back in time and stop Hitler?
>>340700105
>Harry and Ginny are on Kings Cross platform 9 3/4 to see their youngest son, Albus Severus Potter, off to Hogwarts for the first time
>youngest son
>youngest
This is nitpicking, but weren't Albus and Severus kind of important figures in Harry's life? Wouldn't you want to name your FIRST son after the two of them?
>>340700079
I havent read the books in a while but I don't remember the book explicitly stating they were gay.
From what I got when I read them was they were best friends but then he went full Hitler and Dumbledore had to put him down.
I still think Rowling just told everyone he was gay so that she could make herself feel relevant again.
>>340700674
Kikes destroying all of your favorite fictional universes to milk more money out of them, like always.
>>340697630
How the fuck does a Harry Potter play works? are they going to talk like in those old english book that they made you read in lit class? or it's going to be a musical?
>>340700780
Harry Potter isn't vidya?
>>340700674
the new book.
>>340700009
>to be fair Albus said he wished Harry wasn't his dad first
Nigga, there's a large difference between a child's tantrum and a father disowning a son.
>>340700856
Hermione being ugly should never be canon.
>>340700674
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/10/harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-spoilers-here-s-the-plot-of-the-play.html
The full thing is even worse than what he posted
>Albus uses a spell on Cedric to fuck up his chances at winning the second contest in Book 4
>Cedric gets massively butthurt, becomes a Death Eater, kills Neville, and helped usher the era of the Dark Lord
Absolutely fucking retarded.
>>340700780
After Russia was banned, there was a temporal paradox that made this video game related.
How?
Temporal Paradox, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>340700736
I understand the moral aspect but its easily solved by just saving Tom from the orphanage and raising him with a good family. Also they have the final time turner with no restrictions now, thats how Harry and co went back to Godric's Hollow to stop Voldemont's daughter.
>>340700527
>that one special girl
>>340700967
>Albus uses a spell on Cedric to fuck up his chances at winning the second contest in Book 4
That really rude, someone should smack that obnoxious little shit right across his fat face.
>>340699945
that's information that we already knew from deathly hallows though.
>>340700967
Of all fucking people it had to be Cedric. Cedric! Come on!
COME! ON!
>>340700839
>implying all the IT JUST WORKS time bullshit in Vento Aureo isn't worse
>>340700839
What the fuck did I just watch?
so when's the arc that results in Black hermonie and on-screen cuckolding?
>>340698297
>Voldemort's daughter via Bellatrix
What the fuck. Voldemort never cared about sex and by the time he was a fucking snake man the idea of him fucking anyone is stupid.
This is beyond fucking stupid. I'm glad I stopped giving a shit about this franchise ten years ago. I can't imagine the mental gymnastics the big fans are pulling trying to sort this shit out. Not even going to try. Fuck time travel.
>>340701041
Sounds like Harry as a teenager. Harry was a real cock
>>340700780
There.
>>340700878
He named the first one after James and Sirius
>>340700974
You obviously didn't know, but here's a big thing about Voldy.
Because he was born due to love potion shenanigans, he is incapable of feeling love. He was born evil. Literally born evil. There's nothing you can do to redeem him. He'll always end up a cold-hearted murdering bastard because he doesn't feel love.IIRC. Don't quote me on that, it's what I remember.
>>340697630
FUCKING TIME TRAVEL
THEY ALREADY USED IT IN GAME OF THRONES TOO
WHY MUST EVERY SHITTY LONG RUNNING FRANCHISE RESORT TO TIME TRAVEL?
>Remember all that shit? well it doesn't matters becuase we can go back in time and fix everything lol
Books should've ended after the fifth.
>>340701198
I'm okay with how The Flash handles time travel occasionally.
>>340701212
The books should've ended before they started getting too edgy.
I mean I don't know about you guys, but I felt like the books were always at their best when they were learning shit at and exploring Hogwars or going to shit like Hogsmeade and fucking about.
>>340701143
>Le joker is above sex argument.
It doesn't matter if you're a malformed snake man born of unnatural regenerative magic, busting a nut is busting a nut.
>>340701212
Book 4 was the best. Book 5 had its high notes. It went spiraling down from there.
>>340701212
>Remember all those potential plot points raised in Order of the Phoenix
>Well ignore that shit
>Here's some fairytale bullshit nobody's ever mentioned but everyone knows
Which Harry Potter grill would youmarry?
>>340701312
Goblet of Fire was great because it expanded the Wizarding World and showed you why Voldemort was such a threat. Then he sat on his ass and taunted a school boy for two years
>>340700958
you right, you right
People give a shit about Harry Potter?
I got out at Order of the Phoenix, what did I miss? Seems like all the cool wizardry school stuff was done.
>>340701198
Didn't GoT us the kind of time travel that's part of the past though? Kinda like in 12 monkeys
>>340700105
I read all of that and I didn't know what the fuck is going on
I've read better fanfics than this shit
>uses time travel shit in the 3rd book
>realizes how many plot holes this could make and destroys them all in the 5th book
>creates an even more op version for this shit
What the fuck?
>>340701416
Fleur Delacour is a canon semen demon.
Tonks can become any grill you want.
>>340700967
What the fuck. I remember Cedric being one of the nicest most trustworthy people. Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly.
>>340701197
then go back in time and prevent the love potion shenanigans
with no restriction time travel its literally impossible to reasonably allow voldemort to exist
>>340701467
I think I've read a fanfic with this same plot before
>>340701416
Luna,if she put on some weight in the thigh/ass department
>>340701498
dude time travel lmao
>>340701450
Half Blood Prince was about Tom Riddles backstory and the Deathly Hollows was about thwarting His endgame.
>>340701491
but can she grow extra body parts
>>340701450
Conspiracies and a war. It feels odd that a series about a kid going on magic adventures got so dark and grim.
>>340701498
>nicest most trustworthy people
He's a Hufflepuff. It's be out of his character to break that trait.
>>340701304
The books were at their best when they were fucking children's books instead of being for manchildren.
>>340701498
>>340701581
See, that makes it sound interesting, but for some reason calling him Voldemort makes lose interest instantly.
>>340701416
The french one who married Ron brother, she was a semen witch.
>>340700780
He comes
>>340701491
>get character who can become any girl you want
>end up defaulting to like one girl because she's your favorite anyway
>your choice doesn't become "any girl you want", just "an inferior version of the girl you actually want"
>>340701312
>Book 4 was the best
Best taste. I read that shit in a day before the fifth book came out.
>>340701693
>semen witch
>not switch witch
>>340701498
I forget. Was Cedric the guy who dies at the end of Book 4?
>>340700883
Pretty much, though I guess you could argue that maybe Dumbledore had feelings and so that made his actions conflicted.
>>340700974
Dumbledore probably didn't have access to or even know about the master time turner.
>>340701143
Honestly I could by Voldemort wanting to have a child not out of the desire but as some part of a plan.
>>340698297
God it's the prequels all over again.
>>340701765
yep
>>340701312
>Book 5 had its high notes
All I remember from 5 is Harry going full on douche mode for most of it and the raid on the ministry at the end.
The rest was just dull.
How many times did they fuck while Ron was away?
>>340700105
>Bane, the centaur, tells Harry that he has seen Albus in the movement of the stars. He says there is a dangerous dark cloud around him.Yes I know he's from the books that doesn't make it not funny
Jesus Khrist, Rowling.
>>340697630
Wat?
>>340701450
I liked the sixth one a lot, it involved Harry basically discovering how Tom became Voldemort, it had a lot of good fun in the school setting. Book 7 is a big departure though because they're on the run and not at school at all, they're basically guerillas planning how to kill Voldemort
>>340701416
Luna is kind of cute
>>340698297
>they get in an argument and Harry says he wishes Albus wasn't his son
I know that feel, Albus. My dad has called me worthless more than once.
>>340701978
I didn't know there was foot fetish art of Luna.It's pretty alright too.
>>340701978
>Luna
>boobs
Way to ruin that DFC
So why the fuck did Harry marry the worst girl in the entire series instead of Luna?
>>340701785
>master time turner
This is the kind of piffle that passes for fiction nowdays. Fucking Super Saiyan Time Turners. What's next, an even older Elder Wand?
Ocarina of Time.
4>2>3>7>1>5>6
![tumblr_nx4r5ow4Gu1uyx50so1_500[3].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Rm4bjQl.gif "tumblr_nx4r5ow4Gu1uyx50so1_500[3].gif")
>>340700105
>there's a super time turner that has none of the restrictions of a regular one
>they didn't immediately use this to go back and abort tom riddle
everyone who knows about this time turner literally has the blood of millions on their hands
what the fuck are you doing rowling?
>>340701416
Moaning Myrtle. As if death stopped anyone in Harry Potter.
>>340702153
You mean the eldest wand.
>>340702147
>So why the fuck did Harry marry the worst girl in the entire series instead of Luna?
JKR didn't want him to hook up with anyone but Hermione or Ginny. But she couldn't have him hook up with Hermione because it'd be "too easy" so she just used that side-character who literally had a crush on him since she was 4 or something.
>>340701684
Because Tom is a bitch. Basically his mom was a homely member of of the Gaunt family, inbred descendants of Slytherin that were essentially britbong redneck wizards.
She fell in love with this rich handsome chad and used love potions to basically rape him into a marriage. Eventually she realized she was living a lie and took him off his roofies and he grew disgusted with her and left.
She runs away, gives birth to Tom and then commits suicide.
Tom has a troubled childhood at a orphanage until Dumbldore finds him and takes him to Hogwarts, where Tom developes this bizarre idea that is father was a badass wizard while his both was an pathetic bitch because she killed herself, believing wizards couldn't die (despite, you know, being educated about magical limitations).
Tom eventually finds his hick uncle and learns that his dad was just a normie muggle and that his mom was the magical one, goes to his dad and kills him. Asshurt about the truth he comes up with the name Voldemort to denounce his birth name and establishes himself as Wizard Hitler despite simply wanting to fuck shit up rather than actually believing in pureblood supremacy.
Also, some dumbass teacher accidentally gives him the means to discover how to split your soul and put it in shit to be immortal, which involves murdering innocents.
>>340702179
Swap 2 and 3 and swap 7 with 1 and you got the objectively best list.
>>340698297
>>340697630
Wouldn't it make Deathly Hallows and it's plotline pointless, since the Time Turners are more powerful magical objects?
>>340702147
Ginny doped him up with a love potion to win that Potter money.
think about it, he only spontaneously became attracted to her in the 6th book, which had several plot points about love potions like Ron accidentally getting doped by one and how Voldemort was born evil because his mom drugged and raped a muggle with a love potion.
Alright guys, more important than anything:
Who is best HP husbando, and why is it Sirius Black?
What does Luna's butt smell like?
>>340702162
The thing with time travel in OoT was that it wasn't controlled. Link could only jump back and forth to a very specific time and place between 6ish years, and apparently time kept moving with him anyway.
I fucking hate Rowling. Why won't someone keep her away from the franchise? She's become a female George Lucas.
>>340702272
But he never had anything to really do with Ginny, at least he had some shit in common with Luna.
>>340698297
>>after time travel chase they get stuck in Godric's Hollow the night James and Lily died
>>Albus burns a date on baby Harry's blanket
>>future Harry is crying about losing his son into his old blanket and sees the date
>>turns out Lucius had a time turner too, and this one doesn't have the 5 minute restriction
>>they go back and capture Delphi and watch Lily and James die
>>340699317
Shes an attention whore
>>340698297
wasn't voldemort canonically gay or someshit like that
>>340702440
You're thinking of Dumbledore.
>>340702391
Ginny likes Quidditch. It's destiny
>>340702272
Why not the side character that he had the whole dead parents connection thing with when they were learning how to make a Patronus?
Or Cho?
>>340702440
No, that's Double Door and the other magic hitler.
>>340700076
Gryffindor has his back because he's Dumbledore's favorite butt buddy and therefore Dumbledore keeps showering the house with house points and favors for no fucking reason (Slytherin, you all did so wonderfully this year! You should all be proud of your exemplary performance! But, uh, Ron is a good chess player so uh the cup goes to Gryffindor.) But in the fourth book all of Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff turn on him in about half a second just because they're so fucking tired of his retarded glory hogging ass, so that's pretty much exactly what happened.
>>340702321
That's pretty fanon desu senpai.
>>340702391
JKR did not make very good decisions post-GoF. Ginny is a pretty shallow choice that was shoehorned in. But Ron and Hermione became fuckbuddies so she had to have him hook up with someone.
>>340702505
You mean Principal Gandalf?
That's even worse
>>340702538
But Ginny isn't a cute.
>>340702440
No, that was his predecessor Gellert Grindelwald, who was also Dumbledore butt buddy when they were young.
>>340702384
Someone answer me. She's ruining her own universe.
>>340700205
She looks fine other than her teeth, and brits have shitty teeth so she fits right in
>>340702569
Ron and Hermione was literally wish fulfillment for JKR m8.
>>340702569
Why doesn't Harry just use the super time turner to go back in time and make sure he marries Luna instead of Ginny?
>>340700967
>Every conversation in this alternate reality ends by people crossing their wrists and saying: For Voldemort and valor.
hahahahahahaha
>>340702641
no one expected this to be this horrible. we just wanted new harry potter. how could we have been so blind?
>>340702641
She's always been shit and the first book was heavily edited before it was accepted to be published. After it started printing money, her dumb ideas stopped being told "No." so now we have this.
>>340702046
I'm actually not sure if there is a lot of HP foot fetish art. Figure people would be more focused on the actors and you'd also have the age issue.Something to look into.
Actually one of my favorite pictures from that artist because Luna is cute, her feet look good, and I find her sock getting pulled off to be pretty hot. You also have the aspect of someone tricking her into indulging their fetish.
>>340702050
Artist loves breasts, though in the Luna picture I'm not really complaining, granted I'm obviously focused on other things.
>time turners
What was KFC Rowling thinking in the first place? Adding casual time travel has never been a good idea.
>>340702556
I remember how cool that system was with the class points, but totally forgot about it in the sequels. Mostly from the first game.
only reason Harry and Hermione didn't end up together is because Hermione was Rowling's author avatar/self insert, and she felt pairing herself up with the main hero of the story felt a little too conceited.
>>340702739
Yeah, the Luna picture was pretty goodsaved that shit instantly,but I'm pretty sure there isn't much good Harry Potter fetish art in general. Like usually it's just the actors like you said, so it's usually just shitty nude edits or just boring vanilla junk.
>>340700423
Black people can be pale.
>>340702775
I didn't mind the OG time turner because it has some legit limitations. The Super Time Turner is fucking bullshit though.
>>340697630
Blinx
Life is strange
Hitlers Time Journey
Jax & Daxter series
>>340702842
I've heard it was because she knew readers already wanted her to be with Ron, even though Rowling started to dislike the character after the third book.
>>340702865
Yeah, we call them "russians".
>>340702865
Not unless they're albino.
>>340700527
joost?
>>340697630
I'm glad I only read the book and never finished the movies.
>>340699969
He literally died from the killing curse
>Not having the secret super duperist time turner
>>340702969
Why did Snape off him, again?
>>340702914
>readers already wanted her to be with Ron
Bullshit, nearly everyone had wanted her to be with Harry but she put her with Ron for no good reason.
>>340700079
Yes
Butsex with magical hitler 1 in the 1940's
>>340703046
Because Snape hates the gays.
>>340703046
Mercy killing and to make the bad guys think he was one of them. It was all prearranged.
>>340703046
it was a mercy killing, he was already dying from the cursed hand.
>>340700339
>Oh, wow, so it turns out the reason why Snape hates me so much is because he wanted to fuck my father's sloppy seconds out of my mom's cunt so badly that he was still cherishing the notion of pounding her mudblood pussy decades after she died!
>And since I just happen to look like my dad he takes all his beta nice guy rage out on me and fails me and dumps out my homework and throws me in detention and shit just so he can jerk off later to the thought of doing all of it to my dad while he fucks my mom's face!
>What a brave, exemplary, courageous hero of a man! I cannot think of anybody more worthy of naming my son after, his memory truly deserves to be cherished!
What the fuck was J.K. Rowling snorting when she wrote this shit?
>>340703046
he hated gays
>>340700839
and people say to not watch this anime
shame
It sucks that when woman make something that is amazing they still bend over for anal. Not there yet I guess but getting there. Where there ever be a point when females are just as capable as males or has the generations of evolution precluded that?
>>340700736
More then likely equipment restrictions, if they could go infintly back things should be way worse in that world. It probably acts like a coiled spring, you can compress is down to a point but youll either reach its limit or break it.
>>340703046
It was all part of the plan. He was also dying anyway from trying to destroy a horcrux while it was on his body
>>340703046
So Draco wouldn't die because he failed to do it and a mercy killing at once.
I'm still eternally mad Harry named his child after Snape and not Hagrid
>>340699758
>hermoine
>black
glad to hear its non canon then.
>>340702967
I think the first four movies are pretty fuckin' neato. Never bothered with the rest.
>>340703046
It was all part of Dumbledore's retarded, convoluted plan.
>>340703153
Renma 1/2 was the first that comes to mind.
Hell, plenty of anime in fact.
>>340703196
Yeah, why didn't he? Hagrid was pretty much always there for Harry and was just generally an actually good person.
>>340703197
>he doesn't know
NOBODY TELL HIM
>>340699758
>hermione is black
what the fuck
>>340703196
shieeet never thought of this, makes way more sense
>>340703197
It's canon. JK Rowling said it and also said that she'll state anything as long as it pleases the fans.
>>340697630
So how come Hermione turned into a negroid in this altenate future?
>>340703046
All part of Dumbledore's keikaku
>>340703046
To gain the Deatheaters' trust, since he was a duel agent of sorts.
Dumbledore accidentally cursed himself because he acquired a horcrux ring of Voldemort's that contained a magical stone that could bring the dead back to life as a sort of wraith.
He lost his composure when he realized the ring had the stone because he wanted to bring his sister back, so he put it on when it had a powerful death curse in it.
He was dying since the order of the Phoenix I think.
>>340703196
EL PELUCA SABEEEE
>>340703124
Well Harry was raised in a cupboard by a family that hated his guts for all of his formative years, shit is a miracle he turned out as well as he did.
>>340703391
>He lost his composure when he realized the ring had the stone because he wanted to bring his sister back, so he put it on when it had a powerful death curse in it.
dumbledore had a hard life
>>340703368
"I never said she's white in the books," says JKR while enjoying the money flowing into her pockets, knowing that everyone will buy tickets and the script for whatever price she demands. "And whoever tells me otherwise or is against it is a racist fuck."
>>340698297
>>340703124
This reminds of that brief look at Snapes house in the half blood prince. Did he die a virgin?
>>340703368
Voldemort casts the curse of Panderous Ebonus on her in this new timeline.
>>340703527
Didn't someone almost instantly find a part stating she was white?
>>340701197
>Rowling implies children of rape are evil by birth
>>340703597
If he wasn't going around raping women as a Death Eater, yes. Yes he did. Biggest cuck in wizarding history.
>>340703657
Racist. Fuck.
>>340703440
Rowling steadily made Harry more and more unhinged as the series went on, it's incredibly ironic how he was at his most mentally stable right after escaping the Dursleys.
And now he's apparently a shit dad who disowned his son and cried about it. Even though his older kids turned out just fine. Slytherin a shit.
Reminder that play casting means nothing. Every year we have several showings of A Christmas Carol, it doesn't mean that Scrooge turns white to black to white in canon in the last 3 showings.
>>340698297
So this is how it feels to have something from your childhood destroyed. Well I guess life goes on.
>>340703527
>Hermione's white face was sticking out from behind the tree "hurry hurry she mouthed"
>Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban.
JK Rowling confirmed for using ghost writers.
>>340703657
>Hermione as a studious and ambitious bookworm ends up shackled to some redhead chav pikey instead of her charming best friend who literally saved her life and can speak to her with more cognitive process than a squinty ginger gape of sub 40's IQ
>Names her son Hugo
The canon ending is Hermione was being laced with love potions. The weasley shit was disgusting.
>>340697630
The Mega Man GB games, in a way.
>>340700000
>>340703673
Not just rape. Potion induced rape.
I wonder if Imperio induced rape is okay.
>>340703702
Children growing up in abusive households often grow up to be shitty parents themselves, so say the statistics.
>>340703704
>>340703764
But JKR approved, you racist fucks. Who are you to deny JKR her Word of God?
>>340702153
This is a time turner that has ascended beyond a time turner. You can just call it a time warner cable.
>>340703784
They were obviously using "white" as a way of saying "pale", which black people can be, even more than white people it's safe to say.
>Hermione and Ron's daughter uses her mother's maiden name before her father's surname
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PROGRESSIVE
>>340703890
>actually trying to defend race appropriation
nice meme
>>340698297
>its a time travel episode
>>340703784
What was her rebuttal to this? Blocked on Twitter or "i-it wasn't l-literal"?
>>340698297
that's fucking stupid.
>>340701325
>all those potential plot points raised in Order of the Phoenix
Like what?
Seriously, please enlighten me.
>>340703890
Yes just like when someone has a red face I call them black.
>>340703368
Because it's a fucking play, and it's the purest from of "get the fuck whoever to play this part"
None of the characters look the like their characters, and Ron has fucking blonde hair, but of course, it's Hermonie's actor that everyone complains about it.
If this was changing in the books, or the movies, I'd honestly be right there with you complaining.
But it's a non-canon play, so really, who gives a shit?
>>340698297
Why the fuck did they let Tetsuya Nomura write Harry Potter?
>>340703854
>Children growing up in abusive households often grow up to be shitty parents themselves, so say the statistics.
Yeah, except he already raised two other kids into upstanding members of society and somehow only turned into the WORST DAD IN THE WORLD when his youngest son was born.
>>340703953
She did what any good SJW on twitter does, ignore facts like they don't exist and shame anyone who says otherwise.
>>340703331
WE WUZ WIZZRDS N SHIETzap, muthafucka
>>340703890
>even more than white people it's safe to say
WE WUZ PALE AND SHIET
>>340700000
>>340701143
>Voldemort never cared about sex
No, but he could well have fucked Bellatrix just to shut her up/reward her for doing well, especially since she apparently was promoted to his second in command by the end. You don't necessarily have to be attracted to someone to give them the dick, especially if you're a highly manipulative person.
>>340697630
can't read more than one sentence before going what.
>>340698297
So this is why Hermione is black in the play. It's the Ghostbusters trick.
